X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,6d0eb5b2644dd7aa X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: pamills@leahi.kcc.hawaii.edu (Patrick C Mills) Subject: Re: ReadThis!!!! Date: 1996/08/13 Message-ID: #1/1 X-Deja-AN: 174547523 sender: news@news.hawaii.edu x-nntp-posting-host: leahi.kcc.hawaii.edu references: <00002b3a+00002638@msn.com> organization: University of Hawaii newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Oh, great, now that the original post was deleted, this looks pretty stupid hanging out in the open like this... Patrick C Mills (pamills@leahi.kcc.hawaii.edu) wrote: : Thanks to whoever came up with this template... :) : : Dear: : [X] Clueless Newbie [X] Loser [ ] Republican : [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer [X] Jackass [ ] Democrat : [ ] Me too er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek : [X] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis : [ ] Fed [X] Freak [ ] FLAMENET : [X] Smeghead [ ] Yanni fan [ ] God : [ ] Neo-Nazi [ ] Cat hater [X] Nobody : [ ] Unbearably self-righteous person : [ ] Other:__________________ : You Are Being Flamed Because: : [ ] You can't hold a tune : [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines : [ ] You posted an off-topic binary in a non-binaries group : [X] You can't spell worth a flying shit : [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply : [ ] You continued a "troll" : [X] You started an off-topic thread : [ ] You posted a "USA/Europe/Canada Sucks!" message : [ ] You said "me too" to something : [ ] You don't know which group to post in : [X] You suck : [ ] You brag about things that never happened : [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks : [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad : [X] You posted something totally uninteresting : [X] You crossposted unneccissarily (spammed) : [ ] You posted a message in "3L33T" form/all in caps : [ ] You posted racism/anti-homosexual shit : [ ] I don't like your tone of voice : [X] I'm in a bitchy mood today : [ ] I think you might be a fed : [ ] I know you are a fed : To Repent, You Must: : [X] Give up your Internet access forever : [ ] Tell a policeman "I'm going to kill the President!" : [ ] Lick a cow's butt : [ ] Massage your dad's buttocks : [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor : [ ] Actually post something relevant : [ ] Read the fuckin' FAQ : [X] Play Mannenheim Steamroller on your gonads with a hammer : [ ] Be Bob Dole's love slave : [X] Spontaneously combust : [ ] Jump in some industrial equipment : [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup : [X] Take your head out of your ass : [ ] Eat your own feces : [ ] Eat my own feces : In Closing, I'd Like to Say: : [ ] You give evolution a bad rap : [ ] Get a life : [ ] Never post again : [ ] I know where you live : [ ] I've known lettuce heads smarter than you : [ ] Take your shit somewhere else : [ ] May you be audited incessantly : [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment : [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet : [ ] See how far your tongue will fit up your ass : [X] All of the above, and then some : End of Flame. : Have a horrible day, : Disclaimer: If what I just said offended you, good. You probably needed : offending. Bitch at me if you think it'll help, it won't. Haikeeba! : "Ah! Plants are so content! I wish I could be one, as well!" - some man : -- : Malkav: (`.-,') : pamills@leahi.kcc.hawaii.edu .-' ; : ascii by _.-' , `,- : Felix Lee _ _.-' .' /._ : .' ` _.-. / ,'._;) : ( . )-| ( : )`,_ ,'_,' \_;) : ('_ _,'.' (___,)) : `-:;.-' --