X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,6d0eb5b2644dd7aa X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: pamills@leahi.kcc.hawaii.edu (Patrick C Mills) Subject: Re: ReadThis!!!! Date: 1996/08/13 Message-ID: #1/1 X-Deja-AN: 174326162 sender: news@news.hawaii.edu x-nntp-posting-host: leahi.kcc.hawaii.edu references: <00002b3a+00002638@msn.com> organization: University of Hawaii newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Thanks to whoever came up with this template... :) : Dear: [X] Clueless Newbie [X] Loser [ ] Republican [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer [X] Jackass [ ] Democrat [ ] Me too er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [X] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [X] Freak [ ] FLAMENET [X] Smeghead [ ] Yanni fan [ ] God [ ] Neo-Nazi [ ] Cat hater [X] Nobody [ ] Unbearably self-righteous person [ ] Other:__________________ You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You can't hold a tune [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted an off-topic binary in a non-binaries group [X] You can't spell worth a flying shit [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a "troll" [X] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "USA/Europe/Canada Sucks!" message [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You don't know which group to post in [X] You suck [ ] You brag about things that never happened [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad [X] You posted something totally uninteresting [X] You crossposted unneccissarily (spammed) [ ] You posted a message in "3L33T" form/all in caps [ ] You posted racism/anti-homosexual shit [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [X] I'm in a bitchy mood today [ ] I think you might be a fed [ ] I know you are a fed To Repent, You Must: [X] Give up your Internet access forever [ ] Tell a policeman "I'm going to kill the President!" [ ] Lick a cow's butt [ ] Massage your dad's buttocks [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the fuckin' FAQ [X] Play Mannenheim Steamroller on your gonads with a hammer [ ] Be Bob Dole's love slave [X] Spontaneously combust [ ] Jump in some industrial equipment [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup [X] Take your head out of your ass [ ] Eat your own feces [ ] Eat my own feces In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] You give evolution a bad rap [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] I know where you live [ ] I've known lettuce heads smarter than you [ ] Take your shit somewhere else [ ] May you be audited incessantly [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet [ ] See how far your tongue will fit up your ass [X] All of the above, and then some End of Flame. Have a horrible day, Disclaimer: If what I just said offended you, good. You probably needed offending. Bitch at me if you think it'll help, it won't. Haikeeba! "Ah! Plants are so content! I wish I could be one, as well!" - some man -- Malkav: (`.-,') pamills@leahi.kcc.hawaii.edu .-' ; ascii by _.-' , `,- Felix Lee _ _.-' .' /._ .' ` _.-. / ,'._;) ( . )-| ( )`,_ ,'_,' \_;) ('_ _,'.' (___,)) `-:;.-'