X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,6d0eb5b2644dd7aa,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: JT1556@msn.com (JT magee) Subject: ReadThis!!!! Date: 1996/08/13 Message-ID: <00002b3a+00002638@msn.com> X-Deja-AN: 173837153 organization: The Microsoft Network (msn.com) newsgroups: alt.ascii-art *******Read!!!!Read!!!!Read!!!Read!!!Read!!!Read!!!Read!!!Read!!!*************** Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take twominutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make someserious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt, ready to do almost anything to get the money needed to pay off those billcollectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a glass of yourfavorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to this interesting, exciting find! Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right!. Ifound it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those schemeslike multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffingscams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever. I have triedevery darn get rich quick scheme out there over the past 12 years. I somehow got on mailing lists for people looking to make money (morelike 'desperate stupid people who will try anything for money!'). Well, when I was a teenager, these claims to 'get me rich quick'sounded irresistible! I would shell out $14.95 here, $29.95 there,$24.95 here, and another $49.95 there. I had maxed out my new CircuitCity Card AND my Visa...I was desperate for money!! So, I gave themall a chance but failed at every one of them! Maybe they worked forsome people, but not for me. Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAILin the trash when I got the mail. I recognized it right away. I cansmell a money scam from a mile away these days, SO I THOUGHT.... I thought I could sniff out a scam easily. WAS I WRONG!! ....I LOVETHE INTERNET!!! I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to GET CASH FAST!! I thought... "Here on the Internet?? Well, I'll just have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet." Thearticle described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE PEOPLEAND MAKE $50, 0000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS! Well, the more I thoughtabout it, the more I became very curious. Why? Because of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVESTAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!! Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe an tough amount to reach, but it was possible. I knew that I could at least get a return of $1,000or so. So I did it!! As per the instructions in the article, I mailedout ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a single dollar bill to eachof the five people on the list that was contained in the article. Iincluded a small note, with the dollar, that stated "Please Add Me ToYour List." I then removed the first position name of the five nameslisted and moved everyone up one position, and I put my name inposition five of the list. This is how the money starts rolling in!I then to ok this revised article now with my name on the list andREPOSTED IT ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW. I then waited to watch the money comein...prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so....But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!! Iknew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from people all over the world-Most from the U.S., but some from Canada, even somefrom Australia! I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!! So how much did Iget in total return? $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I received a total of$23,343!!! I couldn't believe it!! I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due tothis!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!! Somaybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but IT COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL! You must follow throughand repost this article everywhere you can think of! The morepostings you achieve will determine how much cash will arrive in yourvery own mailbox!! It's just too easy to pass up!!! Let's review the reasons why you should do this: The only costfactors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 one dollarbills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail (US PostalService Mail). Then just simply repost the article (WITH YOUR NAMEADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you can. Then sit back and, (ironically), enjoy walking (you can run if you like! :o ) down your driveway to your mailbox and scoop up your rewards!! We all havefive dollars to put into such an easy effortless investment withSPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5weeks! So HOLD OFF ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY,EAT AT HOMETONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST FIVE DOLLARS INTHIS AMAZING MONEY MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!! So how do you do it exactly, you ask? I have carefully provided the most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to easilyget this underway and get your cash on its way. SO, ARE YOU READY TOMAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!! *** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. *** OK, Read this carefully. Get a printout of this information, if you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed. INSTRUCTIONS:1. Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:"Please add my name to your list". This creates a service out of thismoney making system and thus making it completely legal. You are not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one dollar for a legitimate service. Make sure you include your name and address. I assure you that, again, this is completely legal! For aneat little twist, also write what slot their name was in: "You werein slot 3", Just to add a little fun! This is all about having fun and making money at the same time!2. Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no checks ormoney orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its way tothe five people listed. The folding of the paper around the bill willinsure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!! 3. Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING TOYOUR MAILBOX. Look at the list of five people; remove the firstname from position one and move everyone on the list up slot one onthe list. Position 2 name will now move to the position 1 slot ,position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will be be 3, 5 wil be 4.Now put your name, address, zipcode AND COUNTRY in position 5, thebottom position on the list.4. Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and localbulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible. Give acatchy description of the file so it gets noticed!! Such as:"NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFFYOUR DEBTS??", etc. And the more uploads, the more money you willmake, and of course, the more money the others on the list will maketoo. LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTINGFORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reapthe benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll post, such as 15-20 postings or more! Always have a goal inmind!!! If you can UUE encode the file when uploading, that will make it easier for the people to receive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive. That way they get a copy of the article right on theircomputer without hassles of viewing and then saving the article fromthe File menu. Don't alter the file type, leave it as an MS-DOS Textfile. The best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95. If the marginslook right without making the screen slide left or right when at theends of the sentences, you're in business!5. If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, or"POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file, tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD TO HELP.I would try to describe how to do it but there are simply too manyinternet software packages with slightly different yet relativelysimple ways to post or upload a file. Just ask for help or look inthe help section for 'posting'. I do know that for GNN, you simplyselect 'POST' then enter a catchy description under the subject box,choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT 'TXT', then choose 'Browse'to go look for the file. Find your text file CASH.TXT and click on itand choose 'OK'. Place a one line statement in the main body section of the message post screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever. Just make sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something like..."Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two days! "You'll never get ANY responses! 6. And this is the step I like. JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSECASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!! Expect to see a little money start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE MONEY STORMWILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway) when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!! 7. So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life (or the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never forget. ENJOYLIFE! 8. Now when you get low on this money supply, simply re-activate this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of. Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for when you ever needcash. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME ANDTIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED! NOW GIVE IT A THOUGHT!!! This will only cost you 5 bucks at the MOST!!!!! and look what you can get in return..... We have all sent away for stuff and schemes but this is a form of legal chain and it works!!!! It can't help but work. I have already sent out 5 bucks and the money has started to roll in already! All I got to say at this point is HOLY SHIT!!! IT works!!!!***Remember send a buck to everyone on this list and repost the list with your name at the end and move the names up one position and repost!!! take the first one off the list of course... ****ONE MORE THING!!!! I have also been thinking 'Bout this for a while, will it work? nahh! just another get rich scheme... but when I thought of what I read, it made sense... how could it not work. everyone can afford 5 bucks! GET THE ENVELOPES AND DO IT NOW!! HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!*** 1. Shane Uhlir 121 S. Beltwoods Dr. DeSoto, TX 75115 2. Dan F. Levesque P.O. Box 1136 Mattawa Ont. Canada P0H-1V0 3. Josh Kuzma 885 Valley Rd. Ambridge, Pa. 15003 4. Jared Felton 104 Morrow Ave. Aliquippa, Pa. 15001 5. James Thompson 8316 Turrentine Dr. Elpaso, TX 79925 E-mail me To talk anything out This works Jt1556@msn.com