X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,b3946d77cca8fbc6 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: tso_ispf@nyc.pipeline.com(Foreigner) Subject: Re: Make $50,000 Fast! Date: 1996/08/16 Message-ID: <4v20em$4io@news1.t1.usa.pipeline.com> X-Deja-AN: 174636059 references: <3214248B.2FB7@Lots.Of.Money> x-pipeuser: tso_ispf x-pipehub: nyc.pipeline.com organization: The Pipeline newsgroups: alt.ascii-art x-pipegcos: (Foreigner) On Aug 16, 1996 00:34:35 in article , 'Make Money Fast ' wrote: >======== >Turn a measly $5 into $50,000! > >Taking 5 minutes to read this text may be one of the best decisions >you >ever made. > >My name is not important. What is important is what happened to me. > >My business went bankrupt. My cars were repossessed and debt >collectors were hounding me like you would not believe. I owed >thousands and bankruptcy seemed to be my only future. My family, my >reputation, my sanity and my life was at stake. I became very ill. > >In Ocober 1994, I saw an article in an Internet Newsgroup telling >me I could make $50 000 within 4 weeks for an investment of only $5. >I thought it was a huge joke! I spoke to my friends about it and >they thought likewise. But after three days of desperate struggle >in court to keep from going bankrupt, I decided I had nothing to >lose. > >My family and I in desperation, grasped at straws and sent $1 by >snail mail to each of 5 names and addresses specified in the >article. We then placed our own name and address in the article and >posted it in 200 other newsgroups. > >Two weeks later, I started receiving money in the mail! I could not >believe it! Hundreds of dollars turned into thousands, and in the 4 >weeks, I received a total of $54,861. It came from all over the >world. > >If you follow the 3 steps below, there is no reason whatsoever why >the same shouldn't happen to you. This is a perfectly legitimate >investment opportunity. You invest $5 and you receive a return on >your investment. >So does the next investor. NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER - >PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE! > >OBVIOUSLY, IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED, THEN DON'T PARTICIPATE. BUT >PLEASE PRINT THIS ARTICLE AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO MAY WISH TO >TAKE ADVANTAGE. > >The procedure is very simple. > >STEP 1. Write your name and address on 5 separate pieces of paper >with the words "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST". Fold a $1 note >or money order or bank draft in each of the pieces of paper and >mail them to the following five addresses: > > >1. John Gonski, 1609 Holly Parkway, Williamstown, NJ 08094 USA >2. Sahba Zadeh, 16115 122 Pl. NE, Bothell, WA 98011 >3. Gerry Davis, 5104 W. Festival Drive, West Valley City, UT 84120 USA >4. Trevor Cameron, 195 Cascade Ave. London, ONT N5Z 1A6 >5. J.O. Leger, 260 Wetmore Road apt-2C, Fredericton, NB, E3B 5V4 > >STEP 2. Now remove the 1st name on the list, move the other 4 names up >(5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3 etc) and put your name and address as number >5 on the list. You can do this by re-typing this article or simply >editing and re-posting it in this or another newsgroup. > >STEP 3. Post your amended article to at least 200 new groups (there >are 17 000 of them). > >You are now in the Mail Order Investment Business and you will start >receiving $1 returns by mail within a week or two. The more newsgroups >you post to, the bigger your return will be. You may want to rent a >Post Office Box to handle the volume of mail you are likely to receive. > >If you wish to remain anonymous, you can use a pseudonym such as >"The Manager" or "The Investor", but make sure your address is >correct! > >NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS! > >Of every 200 postings I made, I received an average of 5 replies, YES >- >ONLY 5, each with a $1 bill enclosed. You make $5 for every 200 >postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 5. > >Each person who sent you $1, now also makes let's say,only 200 >additional postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 4, i.e. 1000 postings. >On average therefore, 50 people will send you $1 with your name at >number 4. You make $50. > >Your 50 new agents make 200 posting each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 3 >or 10 000 postings - average return 500 at $1 each is $500. They >make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 2 = 100 000 postings >= 5 000 returns at $1 each = $5 000. > >Finally, 5 000 people make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER >1 >and you get a return of $50 000 before you name drops off the list. >AND THAT'S IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE ONLY MAKES 200 POSTINGS! Total >income in one cycle = $55 500. > >From time to time, when your name is no longer on the list, you take >the latest posting that is appearing in the newsgroups, SEND OUT >ANOTHER $5 TO THE NAMES THAT ARE ON THE LIST, PUT YOUR NAME IN >AT NUMBER 5 AND START POSTING AGAIN. Remember, 200 postings is only >a guideline. The more you post, the greater the return. > >Let's review the reasons why you should do this: THE ONLY COST FACTORS >ARE 5 STAMPS, 5 ENVELOPES, AND 5 $1 BILLS. Anyone can afford five >dollars to put into such an effortless investment with SPECTACULAR >RETURNS. > >Some people have said to me "What happens if the scheme is 'played >out' and no one sends me any money"? Big deal! So you lose $5 - but >what are the chances of that happening? > >Do you realise how many Internet Users there are? Do you realise how >many times this scheme can be utilised over and over again - with >COMPLETELY NEW people participating? > >There are not HUNDREDS, NOT EVEN THOUSANDS, BUT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS >OF NEW INTERNET USERS EVERY MONTH! > >Remember, read the instructions carefully and play FAIRLY...that's >the only way this will work. Get a printout so you can refer back >to this article easily. > >Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep >an eye on the newsgroup postings to make sure everyone is playing >fairly. You know where your name should be. -- -- Here are a few other sugestions: 1) Go to your local Unemployment office and ask them for a Job 2) Get a Tin Cup, Dress like a Bum and stand on the corner and Beg. 3) Rob a Bank. 4) Go on Welfare. 5) Marry a Rich Man/Woman. 6) Stop Posting this shit on News Groups. I repeat .. this is NOT a SCAM!!