X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,6c0b1ad6c264e3c7,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: jacobsm@guvax.acc.georgetown.edu Subject: *** MAKE CASH FAST *** NO JOKE *** Date: 1996/04/25 Message-ID: <1996Apr25.151847.20417@guvax> X-Deja-AN: 151424831 distribution: world organization: Georgetown University newsgroups: alt.ascii-art !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT A GET RICH QUICK SCHEME IT REALLY WORKS...READ ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello! I have some great news that you should take a couple of minutes to read. Have you ever wondered, "How could I make some serious cash in a hurry?" Are you in serious debt, willing to do almost anything to get the money you need to pay off your creditors? Well, "almost anything" has arrived. Let me preface the idea I am about to present by saying that IT ISN'T A GET RICH QUICK SCHEME. I HATE THOSE! I can't stand multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing scams, 900 number scams, and the like. If you've tried these ideas, you've probably been saddled with JUNK MAIL from people who think your only goal in life is to fall for stupid scams. Let me assure you, this is not a stupid scam. IT IS THE INTERNET AT ITS BEST! I was scanning through a NEWSGROUP when I saw an article entitled "NEED CASH NOW? HERE IT IS!!" I thought to myself, "What get rich schemes could possibly be on the Internet?" Although I was skeptical, I decided to read the article. It described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE PEOPLE AND MAKE $50,000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS! Well, I thought about it and became more curious. Why? A $50,000 RETURN ON A $5 INVESTMENT (NOT INCLUDING FIVE FIRST CLASS STAMPS) AIN'T HALF BAD. Besides, THAT'S ALL I'LL EVER PAY...EVER! Admittedly, $50,000 in cash might be a tough amount to reach. However, I have heard about people who followed through on the idea I am about to present to you and made more than $30,000. Best of all, it's all perfectly legal. You begin by mailing (via "snail mail" for you e-mail junkies) a one dollar bill to each of the five people listed at the end of this article. You include a small note with the dollar that reads "Please add me to your list." This is an important step; you are buying the service of being added to someone else's list. That's how this idea stays above board and legal. You then remove the first position name on the list of five names at the end of this article. Bump everyone else on the list up one slot and put your name in position number five. This is how the money starts rolling in! Now, take the revised article (with your name in slot five) and REPOST IT ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE AREAS AS YOU CAN. You'll be suprised at the money you'll make. *** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE *** Let's review the reasons you should do this. First, the only cost factors are the five one dollar bills, the five envelopes, and the five postage stamps that you send out to the listed names via the good ol' United States Postal Service. Then, simply repost the article (with your name added) to all of the newsgroups and local BBS's you possibly can. Finally, just sit back and let the money come to you. IN SHORT, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE! OK, then, here are the steps one more time...INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Take a sheet of paper and write "Please add me to your list" on it. This creates a service out of this money making system, allowing it to be completely legal. You aren't randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying a dollar for a legitimate service. Make sure you include your name and address on the paper. 2. Fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill (no checks or money orders allowed) and put them into an envelope. Send an envelope containing a note and a one dollar bill to each of the five people listed. The folding of the paper around the bill will ensure its safe arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS VITAL! 3. Now, listen carefully...THIS IS WHERE YOU MAKE YOUR MONEY. Look at the list of five people; remove the first name on the list and move everyone on the list up one slot. The name in slot 2 will move to slot 1, the name in slot 3 will move to slot 2, and so on. Put your name, address, zip code, AND COUNTRY (people from around the world will be sending you money, IT'S THE INTERNET) in position 5, the bottom position on the list. 4. Post this updated article to as many newsgroups and local bulletin boards as you can. Don't be shy. Give it a catchy description so it gets noticed. 5. As Ross Perot would say, "Here's the beauty part." JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE THE CASH IS ON ITS WAY! Expect to see a little money trickle in around two weeks after you posted the article. ONCE YOU HIT WEEKS THREE AND FOUR, THE MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX. Try not to scream too loud (at least not outside) when you realize that YOU'VE HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST! NOTE: HONESTY IS THE BEST THING WE HAVE GOING FOR US ON THIS PLAN. Try to keep a list of everyone who sends you a dollar. Always keep an eye on the local postings of this file, just to make sure that everybody is playing the game fairly. You know where your name should be. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE NAMES LIST * THE NAMES LIST * THE NAMES LIST * THE NAMES LIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REMEMBER, HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL! Send one dollar wrapped in a note marked "Please add me to you list" to the following people: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1. Martha Torres 127 N. Kenwood St. Burbank, CA 91505 U.S.A. 2. Elizabeth Porrello P.O. Box 612 Glenwood Landing, NY 11547-0612 U.S.A. 3. Solon Patsias 3800 E 16th #106 Wichita, KS 67208 U.S.A. 4. Chris Alder 3488 Colonial Ave. Montreal, Quebec H2X 2Y4 CANADA 5. Mike Jacobs 3301 Prospect St., NW Washington, DC 20007 U.S.A. *** END OF LIST *** Don't forget to remove the first slot name and address, bump everyone else up one slot, and add your name and address in slot five before sending this out again.