X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 100a4b,737b1be44b8fe95 X-Google-Attributes: gid100a4b,public X-Google-Thread: 1123a0,737b1be44b8fe95 X-Google-Attributes: gid1123a0,public X-Google-Thread: 1158e4,5001af64d8bb840e X-Google-Attributes: gid1158e4,public X-Google-Thread: 10f3ae,5001af64d8bb840e X-Google-Attributes: gid10f3ae,public X-Google-Thread: 114bcd,5001af64d8bb840e X-Google-Attributes: gid114bcd,public X-Google-Thread: f996b,737b1be44b8fe95 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-Thread: fbf1a,737b1be44b8fe95 X-Google-Attributes: gidfbf1a,public X-Google-Thread: fa637,5001af64d8bb840e X-Google-Attributes: gidfa637,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1994-11-11 10:52:19 PST Newsgroups: alt.shenanigans,alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade,alt.folklore.urban,alt.spam,alt.best.of.internet,alt.ascii-art,alt.flame,alt.clueless,alt.de,alt.binaries.pictures.erotica,alt.folklore.urban,rec.nude,alt.sex.bondage Path: nntp.gmd.de!urmel.informatik.rwth-aachen.de!newsserver.rrzn.uni-hannover.de!aix11.hrz.uni-oldenburg.de!nordwest.germany.eu.net!pophh!Germany.EU.net!EU.net!howland.reston.ans.net!news.sprintlink.net!pine!usenet From: hypno@bootcamp.liii.com (Jonathan S. Nowak) Subject: Re: The Post Virus Message-ID: Sender: usenet@liii.com Nntp-Posting-Host: bootcamp.liii.com Organization: I'm Not Organized! X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.92.1 References: <38p0sv$f8u@bs33n.staffs.ac.uk> <1705D92CE.ST37130@vm.cc.latech.edu> <390htl$cpo@pandora.sdsu.edu> <394v0b$101b@her Date: Fri, 11 Nov 1994 06:54:15 GMT Lines: 342 Xref: nntp.gmd.de alt.shenanigans:11612 alt.religion.kibology:49550 alt.cascade:11536 alt.folklore.urban:141380 alt.spam:2823 alt.best.of.internet:8792 alt.ascii-art:16503 alt.flame:119991 rec.nude:23868 alt.sex.bondage:81076 In article , kephart@snowhite.eeap.cwru.edu (T. Kephart) says: > >In article , joe_p@kaiwan.com (Joe) wrote: > >> In article <394v0b$101b@hermes.acs.ryerson.ca>, >> j2ngo@acs.ryerson.ca (John Ngo - CNED/F94) wrote: >> > Eleanor Lance (masc1941@ucssun1.sdsu.edu) wrote: >> > >biko wrote: >> > >: In article >> > >: brwagner@plains.NoDak.edu (Fishies) writes: >> > >: >> > >: > >> > >: >unknown (cm4bctjd@bs47c.staffs.ac.uk) wrote: >> > >: >: References: <2ljod1$a6m@caslon.CS.Arizona.EDU> ><2ljr3o$2pl@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> <1994Mar11.205111.23839@liberty.uc.wlu.edu> >> > >: > <2m10k9$kaj@amhux3.amherst.edu> ><2m2722$9qe@emory.mathcs.emory.edu> <38mbpo$kjr@jake.esu.edu> >> > >: >: Organization: Staffordshire University >> > >: >: Distribution: >> > >: > >> > >: >: christopher (chill@falcon.lhup.edu) wrote: >> > >: >: : Charles Stephens (guest - exp 9/1/93) (cfs@mathcs.emory.edu) wrote: >> > >: >: : : Neil Bernstein (nwbernst@unix.amherst.edu) wrote: >> > >: >: : : : The Mad Kobold ( Doug Norris ) >(n9143349@waldorf.cc.wwu.edu) wrote: >> > >: >: : : : : mgilmore@liberty.uc.wlu.edu (Mike Gilmore) writes: >> > >: > >> > >: >: : : : : >Orion Wilson (moria@cats.ucsc.edu) wrote: >> > >: > >> > >: >: : : : : >: In <2ljod1$a6m@caslon.CS.Arizona.EDU> >paul@CS.Arizona.EDU (Paul L. Clark) writes: >> > >: > >> > >: >: : : : : >: >In article <2ljiqs$fj1@news.utdallas.edu>, >> > >: >: : : : : >: >Chris D Koeberle wrote: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:Chris Metzler (metzler@pablo.physics.lsa.umich.edu) >wrote: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> In article <2lj8dr$q1n@news.iastate.edu>, >nrauhauser@mipm.vm.iastate.edu (Neal Rauhauser) writes: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> In article <2lj5k7$diu@oak.oakland.edu> >jjfloyd@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Jered Floyd) writes: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >Giles Mead Biddison (imp@cats.ucsc.edu) wrote: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: In article ><19940308135208.c.d.turnitsa@beowulf.larc.nasa.gov> >c.d.turnitsa@news.larc.nasa.gov (Chuck Turnitsa) writes: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >In Article ><1994Mar8.170006.25930@iitmax.iit.edu> "stephan@artn.iit.edu (Stephan >Meyers)" says: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> MICHAEL J PEPIN >(mpepin@titan.ucs.umass.edu) wrote: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : Brendan Dunn >(bdunn@gluttony.ugcs.caltech.edu) wrote: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : In article ><1994Mar4.164837.8238@inmos.co.uk>, >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : Anthony Finch (PFUE) > wrote: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >DACOD (dyw3@aber.ac.uk) wrote: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> In article ><1994Mar2.072724.19559@midway.uchicago.edu>, >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> Ted Frank > wrote: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >In article ><94061.003433CFB103@psuvm.psu.edu> cfb103 writes: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>In article ><1994Mar2.050110.18559@martha.utcc.utk.edu>, dbd@martha.utcc.utk.edu >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>(David DeLaney) says: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>> >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>hime@ocf.nms.unt.edu (Andrew >Hime) writes: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>Bokonon >(mcd8535@hertz.njit.edu) wrote: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: This is >_The_Post_Virus_(tm). You can play too. First >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: add a new newsgroup to the >header (don't delete any old >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: ones) and append your >signature. This post would have >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: been smiley captioned for >the humor impaired, but I anti- >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: cipated that this will go >to alt.folklore.urban very >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: quickly and smileys are >illegal there. >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: Flames to rec.org.mensa >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>> >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: -- >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: Michael C. DeAngelo It >is better to lurk and be thought a moron / >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: mcd8535@hertz.njit.edu >Than to post and remove all doubt. KIBO# 66 >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>> >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>Dave "only 20 posts until >ultimate catastrophe, Captain" DeLaney >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>-- >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>David DeLaney: >dbd@utkux.utcc.utk.edu; ObQuote: "We are made from dreams and >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>bones" - PP&M; Disclaimer: >NeverMind; Thinking about this disclaimer (or about >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>theoretical particle physics) >may cause headaches. Zwicky#: 1 .lpooop' __ >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>http://enigma.phys.utk.edu/pub/ for the net.legends FAQ. Vicki >Robinson! \/ >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >> >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >> -Josh "oh, this is _not_ >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >> going to be pretty..." Munn >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> > >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >I agree. Cut it out. Now. >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >-- >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >ted frank | "People who quote >my .sig in followups are morons" -- Kibo >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >the u of c | beable, beable, >beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >law school | beable, beable, >beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >kibo#=0.5 | beable, beable, >beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> But can't you see the essential >aesthetics of it, Ted? >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> -- >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : DACOD (dyw3@aber.ac.uk) : >"Merely corroborative detail intended to give : >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : College of Librarianship : >artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise :=====: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : UCW, Aberystwyth. : >bald and unconvincing narrative." : VRn : >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : Claimer - Gimme! Gimme! : - >W.S. Gilbert, "The Mikado" Act II :=====: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : > >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >Hello, DACOD. >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : > >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >-- >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >Anthony Finch fanf@inmos.co.uk >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >Disclaimer: Any coincidence with >real opinions is entirely resemblential. >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : > >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : Whoops... >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : -- >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : Brendan Dunn >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : AMSWWBUW: And never EVER trust a >halogen... >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : Um...Uh oh. >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : -- >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> >: \\/// >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : Mike "PePs" Pepin >mpepin@titan.ucs.umass.edu @ @ >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : >-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-oOO-(_)-OOo-=-=-=-=- >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : "Uh...had a slight weapons >malfunction. But, uh, everthings perfectly all >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : right now. We're fine. We're all >fine here...now...thank you. How are you?" >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> >: -Han Solo- >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> Just to state for the record, this is >funny. This time. >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> -- >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> Stephan Meyers | stephan@artn.iit.edu >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> (Art)^n Laboratories, inventors of the >PHSCologram (R) >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> GO(CS) d--- p---(+) c++++ !l u++ e++ m+++/--- >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> s--(+) n* h--- f++ g+ w+++ t++@ r x* >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: > >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >chuck >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >c.d.turnitsa@larc.nasa.gov >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: > >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >friends don't let friends >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >read Serdar Argic posts >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: > >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: i vomit. I laugh. I seeth with envy. I >emote empassionately. why? >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: Giles >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: imp@cats.ucsc.edu >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >Why, oh why am I doing this? Aw, who cares. >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >-- >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >Jered Floyd >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >jjfloyd@vela.acs.oakland.edu >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >GAT d? -p+ c++++ l+ u++ e*@ m++ s/-- n--- h++ >f? g- w++ t+++ r++ >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >PGP Public key available by finger." >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> -- >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> "People who read alt.sex.wanted have too much >time on their hands. People >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> who post to alt.sex.wanted have too much fur >on their palms" - Bryan Manske >> > >: >: : : : : >: >: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> If not us, who? >> > >: >: : : : : >: >: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> -- >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Chris Metzler >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Department of Physics, University of >Michigan 313-764-4607 (office) >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Randall Lab, 500 E. >University 313-996-9249 (home) >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Ann Arbor, MI 48109-1120 USA E-MAIL: >metzler@pablo.physics.lsa.umich.edu >> > >: >: : : : : >: >: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> "Well, I had a dream, and in it I went to a >little town, and all the girls >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> in town were named . . .Betty." -- Laurie Anderson >> > >: >: : : : : >: >: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> "Are these net-clowns for real?" -- Serdar Argic >> > >: >: : : : : >: >: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:Well. I really wish I had something witty to say, >here. Ah well. >> > >: >: : : : : >: >: >> > >: >: : : : : >: >:-- >> > >: >: : : : : >: >: _ __/| Chris Koeberle >> > >: >: : : : : >: >: \`O.o' koeb8249@utdallas.edu >> > >: >: : : : : >: >: =(_ _)= these stacks they keep me down... so i >build some more >> > >: >: : : : : >: >: U america's just a word but i use it... >-- Fugazi >> > >: > >> > >: >: : : : : >: >It's just one of those days. >> > >: > >> > >: >: : : : : >: Lo! I am aware! The human substrate has served its >purpose in my evolution.. >> > >: > >> > >: >: : : : : >: -- >> > >: >: : : : : >: [ mordor! mordor mordor! ] >> > >: > >> > >: >: : : : : It's NEW! It's CLEAR! It's...Crystal Gravy!!! >> > >: > >> > >: >: : : : : -- >> > >: >: : : : : >------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> > >: >: : : : : Douglas Todd Norris (n9143349@henson.cc.wwu.edu) >"The Mad Kobold" >> > >: >: : : : : >------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> > >: >: : : : : "My first priority would be to pass a jobs program to >introduce it on the >> > >: >: : : : : first day I was inaugurated" - Candidate >Bill Clinton >> > >: > >> > >: >: : : : Now available in Lumpy and Extra Lumpy!!! >> > >: > >> > >: >: : : : - N. "call Dr. Scientific for the recipe!!!" B. >> > >: >: : : : I think I'll waste another line before my .sig!!! >> > >: >: : : : -- >> > >: >: : : : nwbernst@unix.amherst.edu, lentus in umbra | nudus ara, >sere nudus... >> > >: >: : : : in omnibus requiem quaesivi, et nusquam inveni nisi in >angulo cum libro >> > >: > >> > >: >: : : -- >> > >: >: : : /-------------------\ Charles Stephens, cfs@mathcs.emory.edu >> > >: >: : : | HELLO, my name is | 72322.3504@compuserve.com >> > >: >: : : |-------------------| This space has been intentionally left >blank. >> > >: >: : : | | Do not remove under penalty of law. >> > >: >: : : | Charles Stephens | Please place your trays in the upright >position. >> > >: >: : : | | **PGP2.3 Public key is available by >fingering me at** >> > >: >: : : \-------------------/ **cfs@mathcs.emory.edu or email me >your public key.** >> > >: >: : =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- >> > >: >: : christopher >> > >: >: : chill@falcon.lhup.edu >> > >: >: : i can't believe it's not butter >> > >: >: : =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- >> > >: > >> > >: >: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= >> > >: >: The list gets Bigger 27/10/94 >> > >: > >> > >: >: Terry Dooher >> > >: >: cm4bctjd@bs41.staffs.ac.uk >> > >: >: Stay in the pink with ciggies and drink. >> > >: > >> > >: >: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= >> > >: > >> > >: > >> > >: >-- >> > >: >--------------------------------|---------------------------------| >> > >: >| Bryce Wagner | My goal for today: | >> > >: >| "Freak at Large" | | >> > >: >| brwagner@plains.nodak.edu | Suck the internet dry... | >> > >: >| | | >> > >: >| Currently enrolled at MaSu | :) :) :) :) :) :) | >> > >: >| Computer Science Major | | >> > >: >--------------------------------|---------------------------------| >> > >: > >> > >: >"I am Locutus of Borg. You will disarm your weapons and escort us to >> > >: >Sector 001. If you resist us, you will be destroyed. <- Is this correct? >> > >: > >> > >: > >> > >: > >> > >: > -Jean-Luc Picard (a.k.a Locutus) >> > >: >> > >: {{{From the Flip Side... >> > >: {{{Ivan Chrome >> > >> > >-- >> > >Eleanor Lance, Lady of Stone Lions Department of Computer >Scienece >> > >My opinions, not SDSU's >> > >"For, since no deep within her gulf can hold Immortal vigour, though >oppressed >> > >and fallen, I give not Heaven for lost: from this descent Celestial Virtues >> > >rising will appear More glorious and more dread than from no fall, >And trust >> > >themselves to fear no second fate!" Milton, Paradise Lost BookII >> > >> > Jonathan "Oops, I knew I shouldn't have read this thread." Ng >> > -- >> > /*** Jonathan Vincent Ng *********[ jvng@io.org ]******\ ////////////////// >> > * XplorR on IRC * j2ngo@acs.ryerson.ca * \\SPACE FOR RENT\\ >> > * Toronto Ontario Canada * jvng@m-net.arbornet.org * //1-800-555-SPAM// >> > \***** God is real...unless casted to an integer. *****/ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ >> >> -- >> joe_p@kaiwan.com pit-manager | >> > > >Why? > >Is this supposed to be modern art at it's finest? > >-t ///// ( o o ) +---------------oOO--(_)--OOo---------------+ | Jonathan S. Nowak | | Hypno@Bootcamp.LIII.COM | | "How much is that gorilla in the window?" | +-------------------------------------------+