X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 100a4b,737b1be44b8fe95 X-Google-Attributes: gid100a4b,public X-Google-Thread: 1123a0,737b1be44b8fe95 X-Google-Attributes: gid1123a0,public X-Google-Thread: 114bcd,5001af64d8bb840e X-Google-Attributes: gid114bcd,public X-Google-Thread: 1158e4,5001af64d8bb840e X-Google-Attributes: gid1158e4,public X-Google-Thread: f996b,737b1be44b8fe95 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-Thread: 10f3ae,5001af64d8bb840e X-Google-Attributes: gid10f3ae,public X-Google-Thread: fbf1a,737b1be44b8fe95 X-Google-Attributes: gidfbf1a,public X-Google-Thread: fa637,5001af64d8bb840e X-Google-Attributes: gidfa637,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1994-11-19 19:27:32 PST Path: nntp.gmd.de!newsserver.jvnc.net!howland.reston.ans.net!news.sprintlink.net!malgudi.oar.net!sefl.satelnet.org!sefl.satelnet.org!usenet From: beezulbu@sefl.satelnet.org (Beezulbub) Newsgroups: alt.shenanigans,alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade,alt.folklore.urban,alt.spam,alt.best.of.internet,alt.ascii-art,alt.flame,alt.clueless,alt.de,alt.binaries.pictures.erotica,alt.folklore.urban,rec.nude,alt.sex.bondage,alt.sex.bestiality Subject: Re: The Post Virus Date: 19 Nov 1994 22:27:32 -0500 Organization: SatelNET Lines: 357 Message-ID: <3amfn4$7uo@sefl.satelnet.org> References: <38p0sv$f8u@bs33n.staffs.ac.uk> NNTP-Posting-Host: localhost.satelnet.org Xref: nntp.gmd.de alt.shenanigans:11828 alt.religion.kibology:50748 alt.cascade:11774 alt.folklore.urban:143629 alt.spam:2948 alt.best.of.internet:8976 alt.ascii-art:16995 alt.flame:122630 rec.nude:24406 alt.sex.bondage:82436 alt.sex.bestiality:16304 In article , Tim Conway wrote: >In article , >Jonathan S. Nowak wrote: >>In article , kephart@snowhite.eeap.cwru.edu (T. Kephart) says: >>> >>>In article , joe_p@kaiwan.com (Joe) wrote: >>> >>>> In article <394v0b$101b@hermes.acs.ryerson.ca>, >>>> j2ngo@acs.ryerson.ca (John Ngo - CNED/F94) wrote: >>>> > Eleanor Lance (masc1941@ucssun1.sdsu.edu) wrote: >>>> > >biko wrote: >>>> > >: In article >>>> > >: brwagner@plains.NoDak.edu (Fishies) writes: >>>> > >: >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >unknown (cm4bctjd@bs47c.staffs.ac.uk) wrote: >>>> > >: >: References: <2ljod1$a6m@caslon.CS.Arizona.EDU> >>><2ljr3o$2pl@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> <1994Mar11.205111.23839@liberty.uc.wlu.edu> >>>> > >: > <2m10k9$kaj@amhux3.amherst.edu> >>><2m2722$9qe@emory.mathcs.emory.edu> <38mbpo$kjr@jake.esu.edu> >>>> > >: >: Organization: Staffordshire University >>>> > >: >: Distribution: >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >: christopher (chill@falcon.lhup.edu) wrote: >>>> > >: >: : Charles Stephens (guest - exp 9/1/93) (cfs@mathcs.emory.edu) wrote: >>>> > >: >: : : Neil Bernstein (nwbernst@unix.amherst.edu) wrote: >>>> > >: >: : : : The Mad Kobold ( Doug Norris ) >>>(n9143349@waldorf.cc.wwu.edu) wrote: >>>> > >: >: : : : : mgilmore@liberty.uc.wlu.edu (Mike Gilmore) writes: >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >Orion Wilson (moria@cats.ucsc.edu) wrote: >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: In <2ljod1$a6m@caslon.CS.Arizona.EDU> >>>paul@CS.Arizona.EDU (Paul L. Clark) writes: >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >In article <2ljiqs$fj1@news.utdallas.edu>, >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >Chris D Koeberle wrote: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:Chris Metzler (metzler@pablo.physics.lsa.umich.edu) >>>wrote: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> In article <2lj8dr$q1n@news.iastate.edu>, >>>nrauhauser@mipm.vm.iastate.edu (Neal Rauhauser) writes: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> In article <2lj5k7$diu@oak.oakland.edu> >>>jjfloyd@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Jered Floyd) writes: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >Giles Mead Biddison (imp@cats.ucsc.edu) wrote: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: In article >>><19940308135208.c.d.turnitsa@beowulf.larc.nasa.gov> >>>c.d.turnitsa@news.larc.nasa.gov (Chuck Turnitsa) writes: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >In Article >>><1994Mar8.170006.25930@iitmax.iit.edu> "stephan@artn.iit.edu (Stephan >>>Meyers)" says: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> MICHAEL J PEPIN >>>(mpepin@titan.ucs.umass.edu) wrote: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : Brendan Dunn >>>(bdunn@gluttony.ugcs.caltech.edu) wrote: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : In article >>><1994Mar4.164837.8238@inmos.co.uk>, >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : Anthony Finch (PFUE) >>> wrote: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >DACOD (dyw3@aber.ac.uk) wrote: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> In article >>><1994Mar2.072724.19559@midway.uchicago.edu>, >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> Ted Frank >>> wrote: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >In article >>><94061.003433CFB103@psuvm.psu.edu> cfb103 writes: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>In article >>><1994Mar2.050110.18559@martha.utcc.utk.edu>, dbd@martha.utcc.utk.edu >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>(David DeLaney) says: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>hime@ocf.nms.unt.edu (Andrew >>>Hime) writes: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>Bokonon >>>(mcd8535@hertz.njit.edu) wrote: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: This is >>>_The_Post_Virus_(tm). You can play too. First >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: add a new newsgroup to the >>>header (don't delete any old >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: ones) and append your >>>signature. This post would have >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: been smiley captioned for >>>the humor impaired, but I anti- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: cipated that this will go >>>to alt.folklore.urban very >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: quickly and smileys are >>>illegal there. >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: Flames to rec.org.mensa >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: -- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: Michael C. DeAngelo It >>>is better to lurk and be thought a moron / >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: mcd8535@hertz.njit.edu >>>Than to post and remove all doubt. KIBO# 66 >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>Dave "only 20 posts until >>>ultimate catastrophe, Captain" DeLaney >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>-- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>David DeLaney: >>>dbd@utkux.utcc.utk.edu; ObQuote: "We are made from dreams and >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>bones" - PP&M; Disclaimer: >>>NeverMind; Thinking about this disclaimer (or about >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>theoretical particle physics) >>>may cause headaches. Zwicky#: 1 .lpooop' __ >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>>>http://enigma.phys.utk.edu/pub/ for the net.legends FAQ. Vicki >>>Robinson! \/ >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >> -Josh "oh, this is _not_ >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >> going to be pretty..." Munn >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >I agree. Cut it out. Now. >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >-- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >ted frank | "People who quote >>>my .sig in followups are morons" -- Kibo >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >the u of c | beable, beable, >>>beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >law school | beable, beable, >>>beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >kibo#=0.5 | beable, beable, >>>beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> But can't you see the essential >>>aesthetics of it, Ted? >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> -- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : DACOD (dyw3@aber.ac.uk) : >>>"Merely corroborative detail intended to give : >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : College of Librarianship : >>>artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise :=====: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : UCW, Aberystwyth. : >>>bald and unconvincing narrative." : VRn : >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : Claimer - Gimme! Gimme! : - >>>W.S. Gilbert, "The Mikado" Act II :=====: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >Hello, DACOD. >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >-- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >Anthony Finch fanf@inmos.co.uk >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >Disclaimer: Any coincidence with >>>real opinions is entirely resemblential. >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : Whoops... >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : -- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : Brendan Dunn >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : AMSWWBUW: And never EVER trust a >>>halogen... >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : Um...Uh oh. >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : -- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> >>>: \\/// >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : Mike "PePs" Pepin >>>mpepin@titan.ucs.umass.edu @ @ >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : >>>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-oOO-(_)-OOo-=-=-=-=- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : "Uh...had a slight weapons >>>malfunction. But, uh, everthings perfectly all >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : right now. We're fine. We're all >>>fine here...now...thank you. How are you?" >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> >>>: -Han Solo- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> Just to state for the record, this is >>>funny. This time. >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> -- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> Stephan Meyers | stephan@artn.iit.edu >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> (Art)^n Laboratories, inventors of the >>>PHSCologram (R) >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> GO(CS) d--- p---(+) c++++ !l u++ e++ m+++/--- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> s--(+) n* h--- f++ g+ w+++ t++@ r x* >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >chuck >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >c.d.turnitsa@larc.nasa.gov >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >friends don't let friends >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >read Serdar Argic posts >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: i vomit. I laugh. I seeth with envy. I >>>emote empassionately. why? >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: Giles >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: imp@cats.ucsc.edu >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >Why, oh why am I doing this? Aw, who cares. >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >-- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >Jered Floyd >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >jjfloyd@vela.acs.oakland.edu >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >GAT d? -p+ c++++ l+ u++ e*@ m++ s/-- n--- h++ >>>f? g- w++ t+++ r++ >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >PGP Public key available by finger." >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> -- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> "People who read alt.sex.wanted have too much >>>time on their hands. People >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> who post to alt.sex.wanted have too much fur >>>on their palms" - Bryan Manske >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> If not us, who? >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> -- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Chris Metzler >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Department of Physics, University of >>>Michigan 313-764-4607 (office) >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Randall Lab, 500 E. >>>University 313-996-9249 (home) >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Ann Arbor, MI 48109-1120 USA E-MAIL: >>>metzler@pablo.physics.lsa.umich.edu >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> "Well, I had a dream, and in it I went to a >>>little town, and all the girls >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> in town were named . . .Betty." -- Laurie Anderson >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> "Are these net-clowns for real?" -- Serdar Argic >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:Well. I really wish I had something witty to say, >>>here. Ah well. >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:-- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: _ __/| Chris Koeberle >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: \`O.o' koeb8249@utdallas.edu >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: =(_ _)= these stacks they keep me down... so i >>>build some more >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: U america's just a word but i use it... >>>-- Fugazi >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >It's just one of those days. >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: Lo! I am aware! The human substrate has served its >>>purpose in my evolution.. >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: -- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: [ mordor! mordor mordor! ] >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >: : : : : It's NEW! It's CLEAR! It's...Crystal Gravy!!! >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >: : : : : -- >>>> > >: >: : : : : >>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >>>> > >: >: : : : : Douglas Todd Norris (n9143349@henson.cc.wwu.edu) >>>"The Mad Kobold" >>>> > >: >: : : : : >>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >>>> > >: >: : : : : "My first priority would be to pass a jobs program to >>>introduce it on the >>>> > >: >: : : : : first day I was inaugurated" - Candidate >>>Bill Clinton >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >: : : : Now available in Lumpy and Extra Lumpy!!! >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >: : : : - N. "call Dr. Scientific for the recipe!!!" B. >>>> > >: >: : : : I think I'll waste another line before my .sig!!! >>>> > >: >: : : : -- >>>> > >: >: : : : nwbernst@unix.amherst.edu, lentus in umbra | nudus ara, >>>sere nudus... >>>> > >: >: : : : in omnibus requiem quaesivi, et nusquam inveni nisi in >>>angulo cum libro >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >: : : -- >>>> > >: >: : : /-------------------\ Charles Stephens, cfs@mathcs.emory.edu >>>> > >: >: : : | HELLO, my name is | 72322.3504@compuserve.com >>>> > >: >: : : |-------------------| This space has been intentionally left >>>blank. >>>> > >: >: : : | | Do not remove under penalty of law. >>>> > >: >: : : | Charles Stephens | Please place your trays in the upright >>>position. >>>> > >: >: : : | | **PGP2.3 Public key is available by >>>fingering me at** >>>> > >: >: : : \-------------------/ **cfs@mathcs.emory.edu or email me >>>your public key.** >>>> > >: >: : =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- >>>> > >: >: : christopher >>>> > >: >: : chill@falcon.lhup.edu >>>> > >: >: : i can't believe it's not butter >>>> > >: >: : =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= >>>> > >: >: The list gets Bigger 27/10/94 >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >: Terry Dooher >>>> > >: >: cm4bctjd@bs41.staffs.ac.uk >>>> > >: >: Stay in the pink with ciggies and drink. >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >-- >>>> > >: >--------------------------------|---------------------------------| >>>> > >: >| Bryce Wagner | My goal for today: | >>>> > >: >| "Freak at Large" | | >>>> > >: >| brwagner@plains.nodak.edu | Suck the internet dry... | >>>> > >: >| | | >>>> > >: >| Currently enrolled at MaSu | :) :) :) :) :) :) | >>>> > >: >| Computer Science Major | | >>>> > >: >--------------------------------|---------------------------------| >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: >"I am Locutus of Borg. You will disarm your weapons and escort us to >>>> > >: >Sector 001. If you resist us, you will be destroyed. <- Is this correct? >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: > >>>> > >: > -Jean-Luc Picard (a.k.a Locutus) >>>> > >: >>>> > >: {{{From the Flip Side... >>>> > >: {{{Ivan Chrome >>>> > >>>> > >-- >>>> > >Eleanor Lance, Lady of Stone Lions Department of Computer >>>Scienece >>>> > >My opinions, not SDSU's >>>> > >"For, since no deep within her gulf can hold Immortal vigour, though >>>oppressed >>>> > >and fallen, I give not Heaven for lost: from this descent Celestial Virtues >>>> > >rising will appear More glorious and more dread than from no fall, >>>And trust >>>> > >themselves to fear no second fate!" Milton, Paradise Lost BookII >>>> > >>>> > Jonathan "Oops, I knew I shouldn't have read this thread." Ng >>>> > -- >>>> > /*** Jonathan Vincent Ng *********[ jvng@io.org ]******\ ////////////////// >>>> > * XplorR on IRC * j2ngo@acs.ryerson.ca * \\SPACE FOR RENT\\ >>>> > * Toronto Ontario Canada * jvng@m-net.arbornet.org * //1-800-555-SPAM// >>>> > \***** God is real...unless casted to an integer. *****/ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ >>>> >>>> -- >>>> joe_p@kaiwan.com pit-manager | >>>> >>> >>> >>>Why? >>> >>>Is this supposed to be modern art at it's finest? >>> >>>-t >> >> ///// >> ( o o ) >>+---------------oOO--(_)--OOo---------------+ >>| Jonathan S. Nowak | >>| Hypno@Bootcamp.LIII.COM | >>| "How much is that gorilla in the window?" | >>+-------------------------------------------+ > > >Hiram, >just adding my bit to the virus laow. -- Organized religion is responsible for the brainwashing of millions of young children too young to know the differnce between reality and the fantasies of millions. Save Yourself. Drop Christianity.