X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 100a4b,737b1be44b8fe95 X-Google-Attributes: gid100a4b,public X-Google-Thread: fa637,5001af64d8bb840e X-Google-Attributes: gidfa637,public X-Google-Thread: 10f3ae,5001af64d8bb840e X-Google-Attributes: gid10f3ae,public X-Google-Thread: 1123a0,737b1be44b8fe95 X-Google-Attributes: gid1123a0,public X-Google-Thread: 114bcd,5001af64d8bb840e X-Google-Attributes: gid114bcd,public X-Google-Thread: 1158e4,5001af64d8bb840e X-Google-Attributes: gid1158e4,public X-Google-Thread: fbf1a,737b1be44b8fe95 X-Google-Attributes: gidfbf1a,public X-Google-Thread: f996b,737b1be44b8fe95 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1994-11-22 16:17:16 PST Path: nntp.gmd.de!urmel.informatik.rwth-aachen.de!newsserver.rrzn.uni-hannover.de!aix11.hrz.uni-oldenburg.de!nordwest.germany.eu.net!pophh!Germany.EU.net!EU.net!howland.reston.ans.net!vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!uwm.edu!msuinfo!harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au!bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au!uqcspe.cs.uq.oz.au!cs.uq.oz.au!muzzle From: muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au (Murray Chapman) Newsgroups: alt.shenanigans,alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade,alt.folklore.urban,alt.spam,alt.best.of.internet,alt.ascii-art,alt.flame,alt.clueless,alt.de,alt.binaries.pictures.erotica,alt.folklore.urban,talk.politics.misc,alt.atheism.satire Subject: Re: The Post Virus Date: 23 Nov 1994 00:17:16 GMT Organization: Computer Science Dept, University of Queensland Lines: 388 Message-ID: <3au1mc$kq@uqcspe.cs.uq.oz.au> References: <38p0sv$f8u@bs33n.staffs.ac.uk> <394v0b$101b@her Reply-To: muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au NNTP-Posting-Host: salamis.cs.uq.oz.au Xref: nntp.gmd.de alt.shenanigans:11859 alt.religion.kibology:51109 alt.cascade:11826 alt.folklore.urban:144112 alt.spam:2976 alt.best.of.internet:9013 alt.ascii-art:17110 alt.flame:123338 talk.politics.misc:178645 alt.atheism.satire:2241 James Micciche writes: :On Wed, 16 Nov 1994, Lee Daniel Crocker wrote: :> tcconway@sioux.ucs.indiana.edu (Tim Conway) writes: :> :> >In article , :> >Jonathan S. Nowak wrote: :> >>In article , kephart@snowhite.eeap.cwru.edu (T. Kephart) says: :> >>> :> >>>In article , joe_p@kaiwan.com (Joe) wrote: :> >>> :> >>>> In article <394v0b$101b@hermes.acs.ryerson.ca>, :> >>>> j2ngo@acs.ryerson.ca (John Ngo - CNED/F94) wrote: :> >>>> > Eleanor Lance (masc1941@ucssun1.sdsu.edu) wrote: :> >>>> > >biko wrote: :> >>>> > >: In article :> >>>> > >: brwagner@plains.NoDak.edu (Fishies) writes: :> >>>> > >: :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >unknown (cm4bctjd@bs47c.staffs.ac.uk) wrote: :> >>>> > >: >: References: <2ljod1$a6m@caslon.CS.Arizona.EDU> :> >>><2ljr3o$2pl@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> <1994Mar11.205111.23839@liberty.uc.wlu.edu> :> >>>> > >: > <2m10k9$kaj@amhux3.amherst.edu> :> >>><2m2722$9qe@emory.mathcs.emory.edu> <38mbpo$kjr@jake.esu.edu> :> >>>> > >: >: Organization: Staffordshire University :> >>>> > >: >: Distribution: :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >: christopher (chill@falcon.lhup.edu) wrote: :> >>>> > >: >: : Charles Stephens (guest - exp 9/1/93) (cfs@mathcs.emory.edu) wrote: :> >>>> > >: >: : : Neil Bernstein (nwbernst@unix.amherst.edu) wrote: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : The Mad Kobold ( Doug Norris ) :> >>>(n9143349@waldorf.cc.wwu.edu) wrote: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : mgilmore@liberty.uc.wlu.edu (Mike Gilmore) writes: :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >Orion Wilson (moria@cats.ucsc.edu) wrote: :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: In <2ljod1$a6m@caslon.CS.Arizona.EDU> :> >>>paul@CS.Arizona.EDU (Paul L. Clark) writes: :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >In article <2ljiqs$fj1@news.utdallas.edu>, :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >Chris D Koeberle wrote: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:Chris Metzler (metzler@pablo.physics.lsa.umich.edu) :> >>>wrote: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> In article <2lj8dr$q1n@news.iastate.edu>, :> >>>nrauhauser@mipm.vm.iastate.edu (Neal Rauhauser) writes: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> In article <2lj5k7$diu@oak.oakland.edu> :> >>>jjfloyd@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Jered Floyd) writes: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >Giles Mead Biddison (imp@cats.ucsc.edu) wrote: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: In article :> >>><19940308135208.c.d.turnitsa@beowulf.larc.nasa.gov> :> >>>c.d.turnitsa@news.larc.nasa.gov (Chuck Turnitsa) writes: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >In Article :> >>><1994Mar8.170006.25930@iitmax.iit.edu> "stephan@artn.iit.edu (Stephan :> >>>Meyers)" says: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> MICHAEL J PEPIN :> >>>(mpepin@titan.ucs.umass.edu) wrote: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : Brendan Dunn :> >>>(bdunn@gluttony.ugcs.caltech.edu) wrote: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : In article :> >>><1994Mar4.164837.8238@inmos.co.uk>, :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : Anthony Finch (PFUE) :> >>> wrote: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >DACOD (dyw3@aber.ac.uk) wrote: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> In article :> >>><1994Mar2.072724.19559@midway.uchicago.edu>, :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> Ted Frank :> >>> wrote: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >In article :> >>><94061.003433CFB103@psuvm.psu.edu> cfb103 writes: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>In article :> >>><1994Mar2.050110.18559@martha.utcc.utk.edu>, dbd@martha.utcc.utk.edu :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>(David DeLaney) says: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>> :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>hime@ocf.nms.unt.edu (Andrew :> >>>Hime) writes: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>Bokonon :> >>>(mcd8535@hertz.njit.edu) wrote: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: This is :> >>>_The_Post_Virus_(tm). You can play too. First :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: add a new newsgroup to the :> >>>header (don't delete any old :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: ones) and append your :> >>>signature. This post would have :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: been smiley captioned for :> >>>the humor impaired, but I anti- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: cipated that this will go :> >>>to alt.folklore.urban very :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: quickly and smileys are :> >>>illegal there. :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: Flames to rec.org.mensa :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>> :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: -- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: Michael C. DeAngelo It :> >>>is better to lurk and be thought a moron / :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: mcd8535@hertz.njit.edu :> >>>Than to post and remove all doubt. KIBO# 66 :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>> :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>Dave "only 20 posts until :> >>>ultimate catastrophe, Captain" DeLaney :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>-- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>David DeLaney: :> >>>dbd@utkux.utcc.utk.edu; ObQuote: "We are made from dreams and :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>bones" - PP&M; Disclaimer: :> >>>NeverMind; Thinking about this disclaimer (or about :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>theoretical particle physics) :> >>>may cause headaches. Zwicky#: 1 .lpooop' __ :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> :> >>>>>>http://enigma.phys.utk.edu/pub/ for the net.legends FAQ. Vicki :> >>>Robinson! \/ :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >> :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >> -Josh "oh, this is _not_ :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >> going to be pretty..." Munn :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >I agree. Cut it out. Now. :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >-- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >ted frank | "People who quote :> >>>my .sig in followups are morons" -- Kibo :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >the u of c | beable, beable, :> >>>beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >law school | beable, beable, :> >>>beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >kibo#=0.5 | beable, beable, :> >>>beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> But can't you see the essential :> >>>aesthetics of it, Ted? :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> -- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : DACOD (dyw3@aber.ac.uk) : :> >>>"Merely corroborative detail intended to give : :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : College of Librarianship : :> >>>artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise :=====: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : UCW, Aberystwyth. : :> >>>bald and unconvincing narrative." : VRn : :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : Claimer - Gimme! Gimme! : - :> >>>W.S. Gilbert, "The Mikado" Act II :=====: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >Hello, DACOD. :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >-- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >Anthony Finch fanf@inmos.co.uk :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >Disclaimer: Any coincidence with :> >>>real opinions is entirely resemblential. :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : Whoops... :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : -- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : Brendan Dunn :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : AMSWWBUW: And never EVER trust a :> >>>halogen... :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : Um...Uh oh. :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : -- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> :> >>>: \\/// :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : Mike "PePs" Pepin :> >>>mpepin@titan.ucs.umass.edu @ @ :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : :> >>>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-oOO-(_)-OOo-=-=-=-=- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : "Uh...had a slight weapons :> >>>malfunction. But, uh, everthings perfectly all :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : right now. We're fine. We're all :> >>>fine here...now...thank you. How are you?" :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> :> >>>: -Han Solo- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> Just to state for the record, this is :> >>>funny. This time. :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> -- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> Stephan Meyers | stephan@artn.iit.edu :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> (Art)^n Laboratories, inventors of the :> >>>PHSCologram (R) :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> GO(CS) d--- p---(+) c++++ !l u++ e++ m+++/--- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> s--(+) n* h--- f++ g+ w+++ t++@ r x* :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >chuck :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >c.d.turnitsa@larc.nasa.gov :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >friends don't let friends :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >read Serdar Argic posts :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: i vomit. I laugh. I seeth with envy. I :> >>>emote empassionately. why? :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: Giles :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: imp@cats.ucsc.edu :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >Why, oh why am I doing this? Aw, who cares. :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >-- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >Jered Floyd :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >jjfloyd@vela.acs.oakland.edu :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >GAT d? -p+ c++++ l+ u++ e*@ m++ s/-- n--- h++ :> >>>f? g- w++ t+++ r++ :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >PGP Public key available by finger." :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> -- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> "People who read alt.sex.wanted have too much :> >>>time on their hands. People :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> who post to alt.sex.wanted have too much fur :> >>>on their palms" - Bryan Manske :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> If not us, who? :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> -- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Chris Metzler :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Department of Physics, University of :> >>>Michigan 313-764-4607 (office) :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Randall Lab, 500 E. :> >>>University 313-996-9249 (home) :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Ann Arbor, MI 48109-1120 USA E-MAIL: :> >>>metzler@pablo.physics.lsa.umich.edu :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> "Well, I had a dream, and in it I went to a :> >>>little town, and all the girls :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> in town were named . . .Betty." -- Laurie Anderson :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> "Are these net-clowns for real?" -- Serdar Argic :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:Well. I really wish I had something witty to say, :> >>>here. Ah well. :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:-- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: _ __/| Chris Koeberle :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: \`O.o' koeb8249@utdallas.edu :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: =(_ _)= these stacks they keep me down... so i :> >>>build some more :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >: U america's just a word but i use it... :> >>>-- Fugazi :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >It's just one of those days. :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: Lo! I am aware! The human substrate has served its :> >>>purpose in my evolution.. :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: -- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : >: [ mordor! mordor mordor! ] :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : It's NEW! It's CLEAR! It's...Crystal Gravy!!! :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : -- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : :> >>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : Douglas Todd Norris (n9143349@henson.cc.wwu.edu) :> >>>"The Mad Kobold" :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : :> >>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : "My first priority would be to pass a jobs program to :> >>>introduce it on the :> >>>> > >: >: : : : : first day I was inaugurated" - Candidate :> >>>Bill Clinton :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : Now available in Lumpy and Extra Lumpy!!! :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >: : : : - N. "call Dr. Scientific for the recipe!!!" B. :> >>>> > >: >: : : : I think I'll waste another line before my .sig!!! :> >>>> > >: >: : : : -- :> >>>> > >: >: : : : nwbernst@unix.amherst.edu, lentus in umbra | nudus ara, :> >>>sere nudus... :> >>>> > >: >: : : : in omnibus requiem quaesivi, et nusquam inveni nisi in :> >>>angulo cum libro :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >: : : -- :> >>>> > >: >: : : /-------------------\ Charles Stephens, cfs@mathcs.emory.edu :> >>>> > >: >: : : | HELLO, my name is | 72322.3504@compuserve.com :> >>>> > >: >: : : |-------------------| This space has been intentionally left :> >>>blank. :> >>>> > >: >: : : | | Do not remove under penalty of law. :> >>>> > >: >: : : | Charles Stephens | Please place your trays in the upright :> >>>position. :> >>>> > >: >: : : | | **PGP2.3 Public key is available by :> >>>fingering me at** :> >>>> > >: >: : : \-------------------/ **cfs@mathcs.emory.edu or email me :> >>>your public key.** :> >>>> > >: >: : =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- :> >>>> > >: >: : christopher :> >>>> > >: >: : chill@falcon.lhup.edu :> >>>> > >: >: : i can't believe it's not butter :> >>>> > >: >: : =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= :> >>>> > >: >: The list gets Bigger 27/10/94 :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >: Terry Dooher :> >>>> > >: >: cm4bctjd@bs41.staffs.ac.uk :> >>>> > >: >: Stay in the pink with ciggies and drink. :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >-- :> >>>> > >: >--------------------------------|---------------------------------| :> >>>> > >: >| Bryce Wagner | My goal for today: | :> >>>> > >: >| "Freak at Large" | | :> >>>> > >: >| brwagner@plains.nodak.edu | Suck the internet dry... | :> >>>> > >: >| | | :> >>>> > >: >| Currently enrolled at MaSu | :) :) :) :) :) :) | :> >>>> > >: >| Computer Science Major | | :> >>>> > >: >--------------------------------|---------------------------------| :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: >"I am Locutus of Borg. You will disarm your weapons and escort us to :> >>>> > >: >Sector 001. If you resist us, you will be destroyed. <- Is this correct? :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: > :> >>>> > >: > -Jean-Luc Picard (a.k.a Locutus) :> >>>> > >: :> >>>> > >: {{{From the Flip Side... :> >>>> > >: {{{Ivan Chrome :> >>>> > :> >>>> > >-- :> >>>> > >Eleanor Lance, Lady of Stone Lions Department of Computer :> >>>Scienece :> >>>> > >My opinions, not SDSU's :> >>>> > >"For, since no deep within her gulf can hold Immortal vigour, though :> >>>oppressed :> >>>> > >and fallen, I give not Heaven for lost: from this descent Celestial Virtues :> >>>> > >rising will appear More glorious and more dread than from no fall, :> >>>And trust :> >>>> > >themselves to fear no second fate!" Milton, Paradise Lost BookII :> >>>> > :> >>>> > Jonathan "Oops, I knew I shouldn't have read this thread." Ng :> >>>> > -- :> >>>> > /*** Jonathan Vincent Ng *********[ jvng@io.org ]******\ ////////////////// :> >>>> > * XplorR on IRC * j2ngo@acs.ryerson.ca * \\SPACE FOR RENT\\ :> >>>> > * Toronto Ontario Canada * jvng@m-net.arbornet.org * //1-800-555-SPAM// :> >>>> > \***** God is real...unless casted to an integer. *****/ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ :> >>>> -- :> >>>> joe_p@kaiwan.com pit-manager | :> >>> :> >>>Why? :> >>> :> >>>Is this supposed to be modern art at it's finest? :> >>> :> >> ///// :> >> ( o o ) :> >>+---------------oOO--(_)--OOo---------------+ :> >>| Jonathan S. Nowak | :> >>| Hypno@Bootcamp.LIII.COM | :> >>| "How much is that gorilla in the window?" | :> >>+-------------------------------------------+ :> :> >Hiram, :> >just adding my bit to the virus :> :> What? No Libertarian slogans? :> :> -- :> Lee Daniel Crocker /o)\ "I swear by my life and my love for it that :> lcrocker@netcom.com \(o/ I will never live for the sake of another :> Magic Edge: CROCK man or ask another man to live for mine." :> :> : _____________________________________________________________________________ : James Micciche |"There is hunting in the fields of rape : James.Micciche@UNH.EDU | And we've become the game : University of New Hampshire | There is running in the fields of rape : -----------------------------------| Abolish all mankind" : | | |\ | |__| | -Saigon Kick : |__|. | \|. | |. RULES! | Fields of Rape : --------------------------------------------------------------------------- >From the rec.humor FAQ: "...there are a few people whose primary pastime before discovering the net was collecting boogers which looked like famous people's foreheads. Discovering that they had the power to post articles, but still lacking the basic verbal skills required to actually come up with some kind of a joke, they developed the cascade to replace the pun as the lowest form of wit. Why they are in rec.humor, rather than alt.cascade or alt.look.mom.my.name.is.on.the.computer, remains a mystery." Murray -- -- Murray Chapman Zheenl Punczna -- -- muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au zhmmyr@pf.hd.bm.nh -- -- University of Queensland Havirefvgl bs Dhrrafynaq -- -- Brisbane, Australia Oevfonar, Nhfgenyvn --