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From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Newsgroups: 
 soc.culture.soviet,alt.censorship,alt.ascii-art,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.op-research
Subject: SRI.COM pulls the plug on one user's pornographic .plan file. Good
 job, Alexplore!
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Date: Thu, 24 Nov 94 08:18:43 EST
Organization: Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.
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A few days ago the following advertisement was posted to soc.culture.soviet:
>For just $20 a client can fuck Vlad's mother up her fat ass and for
>only another $5 Vlad will happily lick her shit off of your dick.
>Then the pair switches places. For more information, type "finger
>vlad@sparkyfs.erg.sri.com".

Faced with a barrage of complaints about promoting prostitution, SRI
took an important step to help rectify the mistake it made when it hired
the smutmonger Ratburger: in response to the above-cited command, SRI's
fingerd daemon returns *nothing*. Nada. Zilch. You don't see any price
list for perverted sexual services, nor the commercial advertismenet for
the Socialist Realism novelty pencil sharpener: an 8.5" statuette made
from dried pigshit and capable of sharpening three pencils at once, while
portraying Vlad Rottenturd's mother in her favorite "crayfish" position:

                                             #####
                                           #########
                                          ### 0 0 ###
                                         ### . ^ . ###
                  / ~~~~\-__            _##  \`U'/  ##
               /            ~-______--~~ ##~   /    ##
    *===:    /                            #    \    #
    O       (    Mme.  Rottenturd _             )
      *===: (                       $20/fuck    )   ,===*
      O      *_        (\~~--+--______   _     /        O
               \        \ \          |  ||\  \ \
                 \       \ \         |  || \  \ \
                   \     ) )          \ //  \  \ \
                    )   / /            ``    \  \ \
                   /  / /                      \ \\
                 /  / /___.                      \\\ _____.
                /  /___.__;                       \` ___._;
               (_______;                          (_____;

Cheap, but not worth it.

Indeed, Vladimir Makarenko has just reported Vlad's net.demise:
>My note to Vlad failed too - something wrong on the last host en
>route (I guess) - it came back.

So did Vlad Rottenturd itself, which recently posted (from Delphi, not SRI!):
>>>maybe repost it or send it to me via email (if so, please send it to my
>>>other address: fisch@netcom.com)?
>>>
>>>Thanks!
>>>
>>>Vlad
>>
>>Me too. May be better reposting.
>
>I agree. But if you email stuff to me, please mail it to my other account:
>
>    fisch@netcom.com

That's the way this Sovok shit floats: from SRI to Delphi to Netcom, "the
Home of Gannon and Vlad Rottenturd" (tm). Congratulations, Alexplore, on
another glorious net.victory against the un-American forces of Communism!

Even the noted fellatio critic Hnyda Piderovna Manin wrote:
>"AI simulation of Vlad R********" sucks compared to the original.

Yes, the original gave better blow jobs than even the Crontab Daemon.
Until it got spanked.