X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,774993f6e024957f X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-Thread: 110f55,52c759f2d4bf0646,start X-Google-Attributes: gid110f55,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1994-05-26 07:48:36 PST Path: gmd.de!nntp.gmd.de!xlink.net!howland.reston.ans.net!pipex!uknet!EU.net!uunet!news2.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!sashimi.wwa.com!gagme.wwa.com!not-for-mail From: boba@gagme.wwa.com (Bob Allison) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,alt.binaries.pictures.ascii Subject: Re: TALK (well, sort of) Date: 26 May 1994 09:26:11 -0500 Organization: WorldWide Access - Chicago Area Internet Services 312-282-8605 Lines: 90 Message-ID: <2s2bi3$dpl@gagme.wwa.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: gagme.wwa.com In article , DR J wrote: > > > THINGS THAT HAVEN'T HAPPENED YET ON ALT.ASCII-ART > ================================================= or TRUTH WOULD BE BETTER THAN ALL THIS FRICTION > 1) Normand Vielleux posts a drawing that doesn't contain an '8'. Or somebody tokes one of his posts with 8's and repostes it with the 8's changed to $'s. > 2) Row sends in a drawing and somebody follows it up by saying 'Sorry, > that was crap, learn to draw'. Row suspects who the anonymous poster is, and draws a nude picture of him (showing all his shortcomings) and posts it. > 3) Tua Xiong posts a drawing and nobody stops to wonder if he's male or > female. Except an anonymous poster. > 4) Somebody requests a figlet sig of their name and Scarecrow replies > with 'Do it yourself you lazy so-and-so'. But I do it like the cowardly lion, not the Scarecrow, and I post it anonymously. > 5) Seven days go by without 'Meriday in the morning' being posted. No that's hoping for too much. > 6) Chevalier writes an Ascii horror story. Again? > 7) Somebody proposes making a new ascii group and everyone decides > exactly how they'd like it to be before taking a vote on it. Except for an anonymous poster who accuses me (Scarecrow) of wanting to start the group in order to take over the world. > 8) Somebody sends in a post and asks how much time the main contributors > actually spend on their study / work if all they seem to do is draw > pictures all the time. Row answers "It's nono of your business you lazy so-and-so." He posts anonymously, of course. > 9) Scarecrow's sig collection is confiscated by the FBI and he is forced > to sign the end of every post with 'Bob'. To make 'Bob' in all those different lettering styles, now that would take a big ego. But I could claim the FBI made me do it. >10) Somebody posts in a really great drawing and everybody saves it so > that no-one has to ask for it to be reposted five days later. Now you've gone too far, this is really a joke, right? >OK, it's not art, but it's close. Please add your own contributions, maybe >we can set up an alternative FAQ with it. We could call it 'Fractured FAQ' and everybody can contribute (anonymously of course). We can post it to news.answers, since I know how to do that (anonymously of course). > DR J > >Subliminal Message : iicsa.stra.cer rof SEY etoV -- . + ' . * . . ' ) . + . . ____ _____ ___ . ____ . _____ ' .+ . * '. * / __/ /____/ /__ \ ' /__ \ '/____/ . * ' . + . '+ ' .( ( + __' . __| |.* ___) / ____' ' + . .' .' \ \' / / . ,/,/| | ./ _/. / __/ ' . ' . + : ' . * '____) )/ /__ ,/ /__| | / /\ \ / /__' _____ ____ _______' __ __ __ /_____//____//________|/_/ /_/'/____/ /____/ /__ \ '/ ___ /./ /'/ /./ / ' .+ . * ' . : __ . + ___) /. / /. / / / / / / / /. . ' * . + ' . */ /. '/ _/ / /'*/ /'/ /./ /*/ /. ' . ' ( . ' : + / /__ / /\ \'./ /__/ / / /_/ /_/ / + ' '. .+ .' * ' ./____/ /_/ /_/ /______/+/_________/ .' . * ' . ' . '+ . ' * . ' ( + '. : .etov ot esoohc uoy woh rettam on ,etov ot detov t'nsah ohw ydobyreve egru I