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From: Jack Maxfeld
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Subject: 1st Annual Gladstone Award in Erotic Ascii-Art
Date: 18 Jun 1994 19:03:51 -0400
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When considering who would be the best person to honor with the first
Erotic Ascii Art Compitition, Andrew BEckwith came to mind but since he
cannot use even vi, the natural choice was Melvin Millard Gladstone.
He's the author of the some of the best loved .sigs known to humankind.

SO here's the topic for the first year:

                       ___---___
                    ---         ---
                 ---               ---
              --           |           --
             --            |            --
            --             |             --
           --             (@)             --
           --             /|\              --
           --             |O|              --
           --             \|/              --
           --             / \              --
           --            )   (             --
           (             )   (              )
            (           )     (            )
            (           )     (            )
            (          )       (           )
             (         )       (          )
             (        )         (         )
             (        )         (         )



Yeah, probably quite a few of you recognize this as the gifted derriere
of Kath "Cloaca" Corkme. When she saw my rendition of her when I was
finished, she remarked several times that she really didnt have that
much cellulite. 

SO here are the simple rules for the contest:

You add embellishments to the above erotic template as you see fit up to
and including total replacement. If you could some how judiciously add
some pubic hair to the above template, the judges - a panel of sleazy
losers from alt.flame - would smile favorably on that.

Oh, and the prize? You guessed it. A weekend on one of Notre Dame's
branch campuses with Melvin and his two favorite nuns, Bambi and
Coquette. In addition you'll recieve (a) 24 hours of guest login on
Mel's fabled catbox machime and (b) two hours of IRC with Mel, Keegan
and Darcy.

--
And as digestive, a good, not smelling portion of open legs. -Michele