X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 1051ef,46e6c46631633b6f,start X-Google-Attributes: gid1051ef,public X-Google-Thread: 115e45,46e6c46631633b6f,start X-Google-Attributes: gid115e45,public X-Google-Thread: f996b,46e6c46631633b6f,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1994-06-28 14:28:11 PST Path: bga.com!news.sprintlink.net!hookup!decwrl!ames!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!usc!howland.reston.ans.net!wupost!waikato!canterbury.ac.nz!equinox.gen.nz!equinox!Colin_Douthwaite Subject: Groucho Marx Fan Club ( REPRISE ) Newsgroups: alt.quotations,rec.humor,alt.ascii-art X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL3] From: Colin_Douthwaite@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Message-ID: Date: Wed, 29 Jun 94 08:34:34 +1200 Organization: Equinox Networks Lines: 289 Xref: bga.com alt.quotations:4687 rec.humor:23147 alt.ascii-art:9792 | o | ___________________ | o | | o |/ \| o | | o | The | o | | o | | o | | o | Groucho Marx | o | | o | | o | | o | Fan Club | o | | o |\___________________/| o | | o | ___________________ | o | | o |/ \| o | -cfbd- | o | | o | | o | Reprise | o | | o | | o | " I resign. I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member " - Groucho Marx ( Attributed ) ||====================================================================|| ||//$\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//$\\|| ||(100)==================| FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE |================(100)|| ||\\$// ~ '------========--------' \\$//|| ||<< / /$\ // ____ \\ \ >>|| ||>>| 12 //L\\ // ///..) \\ L38036133B 12 |<<|| ||<<| \\ // || <|| >\ || |>>|| ||>>| \$/ || $$ --/ || One Hundred |<<|| ||<<| L38036133B *\\ |\_/ //* series |>>|| ||>>| 12 *\\/___\_//* 1989 |<<|| ||<<\ Treasurer ______/Franklin\________ Secretary 12 />>|| ||//$\ ~|UNITED STATES OF AMERICA|~ /$\\|| ||(100)=================== ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS =================(100)|| ||\\$//\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\$//|| ||====================================================================|| -Julian Visch- " Blood's not thicker than money. " - Groucho Marx ( Double Dynamite ) ,--.-----.--. |--|-----|--| |--| |--| | |-----| | __|--| |--|__ / | |-----| | \ / \__|-----|__/ \ / ______---______ \/\ / / \ \/ { / _ _ _ \ } | { | | . | | | | } |-, | | |_| . |_| |_| | | | | { } |-' { \ / } \ `------___------' /\ \ __|-----|__ /\/ \ / |-----| \ / \ |--| |--| / after -Mike- --| |-----| |-- |--| |--| |--|-----|--| `--'-----`--' " Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. " - Groucho Marx ( A Day at the Races ). ****** * * *((((((((((((@))* *((( ((())* *(((( ^ ^ (())))* * ((((( @ | @ ((())))* * (((((( w ((()))))* (((((( ******* ((()))))* ********************************** * THANKS A LOT ! * ********************************** / \ / \ / \ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\\/\ -unknown- | | | ##############( -- ) --)############## " Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did. " - Groucho Marx ( Duck Soup ). +-------------+--------------+-------------------------------+ | o o o o | | Just because we disagree | | <><><> <> | /-+-- --+X | doesn't mean I have to kill | | |||||| || | /> <\ | you, unless I want to. | +-------------+--------------+-------------------------------+ -unknown- " I cannot say that I do not disagree with you. " - Groucho Marx ______________ / \ @(___) ------ (___) @ @ @ /----\ @ / o o \ @ | [] | @ @|___~~~~___| after -Marilyn Cox, et al- _____________________________________________________________________ "Room service? Send up a larger room" - Groucho Marx *8o, 8 : 8 8 : 8 8 : 8 |~~\_____/~~\__ | -cfbd- 8 : 8 _____________________ \N1____====== )-+ 8 : 8 ~~~|/~~ | 8 : 8 () 8 : 8 ,8o,"' aircraft by // -Wil Dixon- ~~ "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a bananna." - Groucho Marx -------------------------------------------------------------------- "I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book." - Groucho Marx 'Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?' - Groucho Marx "The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open." - Groucho Marx Quote: I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx ----------------------------------------------------------------------- You Bet Your Life banter (got censored, no copy exists, but true story) Groucho: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children? Mrs. Smith: Yes, thirteen. Groucho: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden? Mrs. Smith: Well, I love my husband. Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ _ /\\_\_.-----.___ _.._ / _ _ \// \ / / \ y-- | | /\ /\ \ __/ ___________| _*/__*/_ \_ / \\ +----. ____ \_ \ || \__/ / / \ +---+/ / / /\\ \ \ / / _/ '-+----._____,---' / -' \ \___________--' / \ / ____________ \ | | / | /` /` | \ | [ ]=[ ]' | / | / | \ | -- | / |____________| \ / \ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Outside of a dog, books are a man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx ---------------------------------------------------------------------- " The Marx Brothers produced a (relatively forgettable) film called 'A Night in Casablanca.' Warner Brothers sent Groucho a memo saying that they owned the rights to the name "Casablanca," and they would sue him for infringement. Groucho promptly fired back with a memo that the Marx Brothers had been brothers longer than Warner Brothers, and *they* were countersuing for infringement..." -- Andrew Roazen -------------------------------------------------------------------- Lydia Oh Lydia, Oh have you met Lydia Lydia the Tattooed Lady (*)(*) She's got eyes that men adore so ) .( And a torso even more so..... ( v ) \ |/ - Groucho Marx --------------------------------------------------------------------