X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,8f2e970ab9c51d63 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-Thread: 1051ef,8f2e970ab9c51d63 X-Google-Attributes: gid1051ef,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1994-06-25 14:08:55 PST Path: bga.com!news.sprintlink.net!hookup!news.kei.com!yeshua.marcam.com!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!waikato!comp.vuw.ac.nz!canterbury.ac.nz!equinox.gen.nz!equinox!Colin_Douthwaite Subject: Re: Someone wanted Irish material Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,rec.humor Followup-To: alt.ascii-art,rec.humor References: X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL3] From: Colin_Douthwaite@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Message-ID: Date: Sun, 26 Jun 94 07:36:54 +1200 Organization: Equinox Networks Lines: 120 Xref: bga.com alt.ascii-art:9708 rec.humor:22932 Todd D. Hale (thale@novell.com) wrote: : Colin_Douthwaite@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite) writes: : > __________________________________________________________________ : >[ ___________________________________ ______________________ ] : >[ ! ---- VHS ------------------------ ! ! ------- ----- ! ] : >[ |___________________________________! | 22-6-94 20:08^ | ] : >[ ___________________________________ |_____________________| ] : >[ ! /\ | :: | << | >> | > | o | -- ! o o o o o ] : >[ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ''''''''''''''''''''''' ] : >[ [ Made in Ireland ] ] : >[__________________________________________________________________] : > !______! !______! : > [ Diddled from a picture originally made by Bob Allison ] : >IRISH VIDEO RECORDER : >It records all the programmes you don't want to see, and plays them : >back whilst you're out. : __________________________________________________________________ : [ ___________________________________ ______________________ ] : [ ! ---- VHS ------------------------ ! ! ------ \ | | / ! ] : [ |___________________________________! | 8-8-88 - 12:00 - | ] : [ ___________________________________ |___________/ | | \___| ] : [ ! /\ | :: | << | >> | > | o | -- ! o o o o o ] : [ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ''''''''''''''''''''''' ] : [ [ Made in Japan ] ] : [__________________________________________________________________] : !______! !______! : AMERICAN VIDEO RECORDER : Now it looks more like MY VCR--endlessly flashing 12:00, 12:00, 12:00.... : No matter how many times my electricity goes out or the kids pull the : plug, I have to find the instruction book to set the time (after several : days of the obnoxious flash). Even then, it STILL aint easy! ________.--------------.________ / \ | ON [== ] OFF | | __ __ __ __ __ | | [__] [__] [__] [__] [__] | | [__] [__] [__] [__] [__] | | [__] [__] [__] [__] [__] | |________________________________| | | | CHANNEL PROGRAM DISPLAY | | ____________________________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |____________________________| | | POWER EJECT LCD TRANS | | _____ ___ ___ ____ | | [_____] [_!_] [___] [____] | | __ ___ ___ ___ ____ | | [__] [_1_] [_2_] [_3_] [____] | | __ ___ ___ ___ CLEAR | | [__] [_4_] [_5_] [_6_] | | __ ___ ___ ___ ___ | | [__] [_7_] [_8_] [_9_] [_<_] | | __ ___ ___ ___ ___ | | [__] [_O_] [_v_] [_^_] [_>_] | |--------------------------------| | -REC PAUSE STOP FAST | | ___ ___ ______ ___ | | [___] [___] [______] [___] | | | | REW PLAY FF | | ___ ______ ___ | | [_<_] [__>>__] [___] | | | | | | (--) -- SPEED SEARCH -- (++) | | __ ___ ___ ___ ___ | | [__] [___] [___] [___] [___] | | __ ___ ___ ___ ___ | | [__] [___] [___] [___] [___] | | __ ___ ___ ___ ___ | | [__] [___] [___] [___] [___] | | | -cfbd- | | \______________________________/ What you need is one of these simple little remote controllers. Now...to reset your time is real easy ! All you do is : Switch on the TV to the video channel. Press the bottom RH corner button to get the program display on screen. Select the Language you want to use ( probably ENGLISH ) Use the UP arrow buttons on the remote to go to the very top line and then set the year, month, date and time in hours and minutes using the 24 hour time format. When all is correct press the bottom RH corner button again to activate the time clock. You are now in business until the next time someone pulls the plug. Now if you want to know how to use the LCD CHANNEL PROGRAM DISPLAY on the Remote - I'll just have to go away and check the Manual, I shouldn't be long...... Time Out NO CARRIER