X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,e5bffa7fb8e1fb46,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-Thread: 10b271,e5bffa7fb8e1fb46,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10b271,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1994-06-30 15:32:51 PST Path: bga.com!news.sprintlink.net!hookup!ames!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!swrinde!gatech!howland.reston.ans.net!wupost!waikato!canterbury.ac.nz!equinox.gen.nz!equinox!Colin_Douthwaite Subject: SKIT 22 by Ludwig Plutonium ( Illustrated ) Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.ascii-art X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL3] From: Colin_Douthwaite@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Message-ID: Date: Fri, 1 Jul 94 09:32:12 +1200 Organization: Equinox Networks Lines: 329 Xref: bga.com sci.physics:18134 alt.ascii-art:9851 Ludwig Plutonium wrote: LP> This is the last skit of NP2. ================================================================== The Last Skit of NP2 ( ILLUSTRATED ) Text by Ludwig Plutonium Pictures from just about everywhere. ================================================================= > Show a long sine wave curve. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. --/---\---/---\---/---\---/---\---/---\---/---\---/---\---/- `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' > Show a man dressed up in a tuxedo inspecting this sine wave curve > for fluctuations. ../ ~`~`~'~~'~ ``;; - '/~////~|\\\\\\~\\\\\~\\\~ ~////~//||||\\\\~\\\\\\~\\\\\~ ~//~//||||~||||\\\\\\~\\\\\~\\\~ ~///|||~||||~||||\\~\\\\\~\\\\\\\\~. ~/<<<<<||<<<<<<\\\\<<<<<"|""\\\~\\\\\~ ;\\\\\\\\\~~\\\\\~\\\\\~/""" ""|\\\\""|\ |||/\\\\|\\\\~\\\\\\|/ "||"""||\~ ||/ |"""""""" ~ ||| """"""| ==, ,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,, ,====""|"""~ \----------===-------------/ "|""""||~ |\ \\ / \ \\ / """''|""~ | \ // \ / ""/~ ||/ | ~~~~~ / ~~~~~~~ "/P '~ \ | , | \ \ ~~\_/ " \ / ,."" \ \............../ ,. \ \_______/ ,. \ ,.' \ ,.' \ ,'~ / ~~~~~~~~~ \ _ _ _ / ___ ____ \ _ _ _ / ! \_/ ! \ / !___/~\_____! \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ \ _ _ _ _ _ \ / \ /| \ / .-. .-. .-. .-. \ / | \ / --/---\---/---\---/---\---/---\---/- \ / / \ / `-' `-' `-' `-' \ / / \/ \ / / | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -| / | | / |_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ |/ > Show him pouting whenever a math person standing on the sidelines > points out that there are no fluctuations in the sine curve. ../ ~`~`~'~~'~ ``;; - '/~////~|\\\\\\~\\\\\~\\\~ ~////~//||||\\\\~\\\\\\~\\\\\~ ~//~//||||~||||\\\\\\~\\\\\~\\\~ ~///|||~||||~||||\\~\\\\\~\\\\\\\\~. ~/<<<<<||<<<<<<\\\\<<<<<"|""\\\~\\\\\~ ;\\\\\\\\\~~\\\\\~\\\\\~/""" ""|\\\\""|\ |||/\\\\|\\\\~\\\\\\|/ "||"""||\~ ||/ ---- _____ -- ___ |"""""""" ~ ||| ___ ____ """"""| ==, ,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,, ,====""|"""~ \----------===-------------/ "|""""||~ |\ \\ / \ \\ / """''|""~ | \ // \ / ""/~ ||/ | ~~~~~ / ~~~~~~~ "/P '~ \ | , | \ \ ~~\_/ " \ ,."" \ ______ ,. \ (_____ ) ,. \ (______) ,.' \ ,.' \ ,'~ / ~~~~~~~~~ \ _ _ _ / ___ ____ \ _ _ _ / ! \_/ ! \ / !___/~\_____! \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ \ _ _ _ _ _ \ / \ /| \ / .-. .-. .-. .-. \ / | \ / --/---\---/---\---/---\---/---\---/- \ / / \ / `-' `-' `-' `-' \ / / \/ \ / / | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -| / | | / |_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ |/ ////// ////// (//////) ... .. .. ... . ////// . ... .())((() .. . . . .... . . . .. . . . _____|____|_____ ((()(())) / \ (((((((() | ----- |()(()(())_ | MATH |(((()()() | \ MAN '\()))))( | \ ----- \((((( / \ . \___. ( \ / \ |:| ) \ | | |`------' | \____________/ \_________/ -mh- ........................................................................ > MWBR stands for the cosmic microwave background radiation. The > cosmic MWBR is relentlessly uniform and it is QUANTUM BLACKBODY > radiation. It is cavity radiation. So then the Atom Totality has > no problems with explaining it. Inside an atom totality, MWBR is > uniform and since it is an atom then it comes out measured as > Quantum Blackbody. This also explains Olber's Paradox because an > electron cavity is black, from blackbody. > But to the present day science community who believe a different > theory, a different paradigm, they believe in the Big Bang, then > in order to continue with that fakery, the MWBR must be seen to > fluctuate. Since it is uniform and the Big Bang theory is out > the window, con artists in the physics community are set-up to > find fluctuations by hook or crook. > Show Smoot trying to measure the parameters of virus using a meter > stick. __ || || //////// || |:---[.] || |( _J || _ _ | ^ ( _| || ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, \ / / \_____) || / ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( \( = =) / _____ \ || < ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( / ( ^ ) | / \ | || \ (__(__(__(__(__(__(__(__) ~ | | | | || ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ \ /\ /\__ | || | | \/--- \ \ ) | >_____/_____) \__________/ || / \ || | | ~~ \ \\ \ |\ \ | \ \ | | | | | | | | | / | |________/____| (_________)____) -mh- ============================== > Show him finding fluctuations in his measurement. //////\\ / \ _| _ _ |_ |.|-(.)-(.)+.| \| J |/ \ --- / --------------- UUUU --------- \ / --------- UUUU ------------------- | "####" | | | | | | _ _ _ _ | | ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, \ / \ / -, ,- | | / ( ( ( ( ( \( u u) ,,,,,,,,,, ( @ @) ,,,,,,,(. .) | | \__(__(__(__(__(__) ( ^ ) (__(__(__(_) ( ^ ) (__(__(__(^) | | ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ~ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ~ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ | | ____________________________________________________________________ | | [_________|______|______|______|______|______|______|______|______|__] | | 20 40 60 80 100 | > Show a true scientist yell from the sidelines > "Hey, Smoot or smut, don't you think that you have reached the > limit of precision of your measuring devices? That in 20 or 50 > years from now when they have even more precise measuring devices > that MWBR will be seen uniform way below what your own > measurements have recorded?" //\\\||///\\ ,------------------------------------, //| |\\ ( Hey, Smoot or smut, don't you think ) |[ |

| ]| ( that you have reached the limit of ) |||| .\. |||| o O ( precision of your measuring devices? ) |||< _ >||| o ( That in 20 or 50 years from now ) \__(_)_/ o o ( when they have even more precise ) _____!___!_____ ( measuring devices that MWBR will be ) | | \ / | | ( seen uniform way below what your ) | | _ \./ | | ( own measurements have recorded? ) | |[_] | | | '------------------------------------' | | o | | | | | | | | | o | | |__| | |__| WW| o |WW | | | | o | |____|____| | | | | | | | | | |___|___| \_/ \_/ > Show Smoot undaunted with his quest to impose his illogic unto the > science community. Show Smoot looking at his measurement > instruments bewildered by what was said to him. .?.?.?.? / ^^^^^^ \ _| - - |_ |.| (0^0) |.| \| J |/ \ (O) / --------------- UUUU --------- \ / --------- UUUU ------------------- | "####" | | | | | | __________/~| __ | | / __ __ | || | | |/ \___/ \_| ==== | | | | | |__ | | | | | |-.\ | | | | |__| \\ | | | | || || | | | | ======__| | | | | ________||__ | | |_| /____________\ | | ____________________________________________________________________ | | [_________|______|______|______|______|______|______|______|______|__] | | 20 40 60 80 100 | Show Smoot take his big bang blanket to bed with him just as Linus in the Peanuts comic strip. __ __ ||____________________________________________|| || _______________________________________ || || { } || || { //////\\ } || || { / \ } || || { _| _ _ |_ } || || { |.|-(.)-(.)+.| } || || { \| J |/ } || || { \ --- / } || || --- UUUU ------ \ / ----- UUUU ------- ||{ "####" ) ||{ \ || . || . \ || . ||\ . . ' \ ~~ \ . * > \ . ,__./ \ \ . / \ \ . | BOMB | \ \ . \____/ \ . \ \ . \ . \ \ . \ . \ \ ( ) \ (_______________________________________________________) \ | | \|______________________________________________________| || | || | || | || | `~~ `~~ > Show Smoot with his thumb in his mouth. Er....I'm afraid a picture of _that_ defeats me :-)