X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,8be31c3cfaadaea3,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1994-07-20 01:13:06 PST Path: nntp.gmd.de!urmel.informatik.rwth-aachen.de!heino.ibh.rwth-aachen.de!paul From: paul@heino.ibh.rwth-aachen.de (Paul Foerster) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: TALK: Beer. WAS: Re: The Sound of music Date: Wed, 20 Jul 1994 08:12:23 GMT Organization: Institut fuer Bergwerks- und Huettenmaschinenkunde Lines: 97 Message-ID: References: <1994Jul5.195259.15748@cnsvax.uwec.edu> At least one of Felix Lee's mice seems to have identified which >beerglass is full an which is empty: > () () . - - . > . . ' `. > | / ` ; - - . /`, > __' ./ |==|_=' |==|_ `..' > |II|/ |II|/ > |II| |II| > ^^ ^^ >------------------------------------- ... ok. You win. Even worse if you think there are holes in the bottom of the mugs then how comes that the bottom is still attached to the mug? If you raise the mug then its bottom will lie on the ground just like this: ** <- special sort of froth maybe due to too much carbonic acid? |==|_ |II|/ |II| . | | <- all beer flows off onto the table _______________________ / . / /. @ @@ o c . / / ~@ ~ . / /______________________/ In this situation the bottom of the mug is hidden under the beer already flown off the mug and thus is invisible. So here is the ultimate mini beer mug collection: __ __ | |_ |==|_ |==|_ |==|_ |==|_ |==|_ | |/ |II|/ |II|/ |II|/ |II|/ |II|/ | | |II| |II| |II| |II| |II| ^^ ~ ~~ ~ ^^ ^^ "^^" ^~~^ ~~~~ empty full And how about adding a beer mat to the table above: ## <- veeeerrrryyyyy coooooollll beer |==|_ |II|/ |II| . | | <- all beer still flows off _______________________ / ___ _ / /. / / o c . <##-~ / <- mouse approaching the beer on the table / ~~~ - . / /______________________/ As one can see the mat desparately needed because the table looks much cleaner now. Maybe this situation can be "cleaned up" :) any further. Yours, Paul Ok. One more: / / ## |==|_ |II|/ |II| ~~~~ The moral draw from this: Never drink beer with a straw! -- .odbo. .od88888888bo. Paul Foerster .od8888888888888888bo. .od888888888888888888888888bo. paul@heino.ibh.rwth-aachen.de od88888888888888888888888888888888bo `~888888888888888888888888888888~' `~888888888888888888888888~'| "Beam me up Scotty, there's no `~888888888888888888~' | intelligent life down here!" |`~888888888888~'| | \ `~888888~' / A `-_ `~~' _-' H `--____--'