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From: psmp@orion.alaska.edu
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Subject: What is it...Solved at LAST....!
Date: 27 Dec 94 11:07:01 AST
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Subject: RE: WHAT IS THIS ?

                   UAO ( Unknown Ascii Object )  by  Unknown.

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Your intrepid reporters JUST returned from a trip to the very north-most 
latitudes in search of the TRUTH. WHAT is it? We took with us a
polaroid-ascii camera (new invention), and snuck this photograph. This 
is AMAZING....

You have here a sneak photo of the loading of Santa's sled....the elves
are busily cramming in a canoe for some wonderful child out there in
the farthest reaches of the trip, knowing it will be one of the LAST
objects off the sled before it returns to the polar regions for next
season's efforts....needless to say, the elves move so quickly they
couldn't be captured on ascii-film.

Sincerely,
Your Far BETTER than National Inquirer reporters,
Gruff 'n Ran..