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CZERWINSKI,Alex (CHEAC@LUFF.LATROBE.EDU.AU) wrote:
: Could someone please post me a story about Winnie-The-Pooh getting stoned and
: killing his friends, which was in this group some year ago ?

: Alex Czerwinski     La Trobe University      Melbourne       AUSTRALIA
:                                    internet: cheac@lure.latrobe.edu.au



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              Pooh gets stoned and visits his Friends.

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After emptying the jar, Pooh dozed off for a while...

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      \    ^^^^-----------^^^^ |  |       ;_/ |  -Felix Lee-
       \                       '--'   `,.--.  |
        `---...___________...---' \_    |  |--'
                                    `-._\__/


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...and....later....Pooh went to visit his friends...


                           _
                         _( )_
   _                    (     (o___
 _<_\_                   |      _ 7         "We've come to wish you a Very
<_    \__                 \    (")          Happy Thursday," said Pooh.
  |   ' /'   """.         /     \ \
   \___/     *  "        (      )  )
   /+++\   /  ""         |    \ __/
  |.||..|==D             |        |
  |..\D.|  |             (       /
   \+++/   |  "           \     /
"    \\O\\O "  "           )   /(_
 "  "         "      " "   |  (___)
  "    "                    \___)
     "       "    "   "           "
                    "     "     "
                                                              /\ /|
"Why, what's going to happen on                              |||| |
Thursday?" asked Rabbit, and when                   ________ |||| |
Pooh had explained, and Rabbit,                    /        \ \ | \
whose life was made up of                         /  _       \/  @ @
Important Things, said, "Oh, I                   /    \          =>X<=
thought you'd really come about                /|      |         /
something,"                                    \|     /________| |_
                                                 \________\    \___\


      they sat down for a little...


                                     /\ /|
         _                          |||| |
       _( )_                        |||| |
      (     (o___                    \ | \                  _
       |      _ 7                _ _ /  @ @               _<_/_
        \    (")               /    \   =>X<=          __/    _>
        /     \ \            /|      |   /            '\  '  |
       (      )  )      "    \|     /__| |              \___/
       |    \ __/              \_____\ \__\             /+++\
"      |        |   "                                o=|..|..|
  "    (       / _       "   "                         | o/..|
"   "  |    __) / )                     "           0==|+++++|
        \_ _ __ _/             "            "        0======/
   "                                              "              "
                                               "            "

           and by-and-by Pooh and Piglet went on again.
    The wind was behind them now, so they didn't have to shout.

           "Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully

              "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."

                        "And he has Brain."

             "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has a Brain."

                     There was a long silence.

"I suppose," said Pooh, " that that's why he never understands anything."


                                        -- Winnie the Pooh


    >>>  Pictures mainly from Kurt Scaletta <<<

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