X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,6fc4bd6408708732 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1993-11-11 18:02:39 PST Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Path: gmd.de!newsserver.jvnc.net!howland.reston.ans.net!spool.mu.edu!olivea!apple.com!amd!netcomsv!netcom.com!lunatic From: lunatic@netcom.com (Lunatic Johnathan Bruce E'Sex) Subject: Re: Male hunks Message-ID: Organization: DOG San Francisco / LunaTechnology References: <1993Nov2.065216.19080@nstn.ns.ca> <2b649e$1qp@news.ysu.edu> <1993Nov3.120518.2278@news.lrz-muenchen.de> Date: Thu, 11 Nov 1993 23:27:04 GMT Lines: 92 In article <1993Nov3.120518.2278@news.lrz-muenchen.de> SMIL@usm.uni-muenchen.de (C. Kronberg) writes: >In <2b649e$1qp@news.ysu.edu> s0130703@cc.ysu.edu writes: >@--> Dan noticed that Nola MacDonald once wrote: >@--> -> > It's a pity. On the few pictures I know the best parts are either >@--> -> > missing or hidden. :)( >@--> -> > Hey folks, it's time to change this !! >@--> -> > :-) >@--> -> > Similla. >@--> -> > >@--> -> > smil@usm.uni-muenchen.de >@--> >@--> -> I agree ... something must be done ... this whole ascii art thing is rather >@--> -> sexist in this manner :) >@--> >@--> -> hand >@--> -> nola >@--> >@--> Then why don't you "females" quit complaining, and do like the "males" do >@--> and CONVERT A GIF TO ASCII!!! Guys (well, most guys) want to see naked >@--> girls, so they will convert pics of females. Make sense? So, if there are >@--> no ascii pics of males around, it's the fault of all you females. Don't >@--> start this sexist bullshit tying to get us to do the work for you. I assume >@--> females have the intelligence to run a conversion program, SO DO IT. >@--> >@--> -- >@--> Dan >@--> > > Honey, you overlooked a point. In my previous posting I said NOTHING > about the absence of nude ASCII males, but complaint the fact that > there are nearly no pictures around showing nude men !!! So, Dear, > can you explain to me how to convert NON EXISTING gif pictures into > ASCII ? > I can't see any fault of us females. Why don't you magnificent males > get out of your clothes and get us a chance to take some pictures, hm ? > > With compliments, > Similla. > > smil@usm.uni-muenchen.de \/\/ell, as one comedianne once said (paraphrased): "Women don't need photographs of nude men. If a woman wants to see a man with no clothes on, all she has to do is ask him." ___ |his is evidenced by the following replies that this thread has gotten already: > Well........you're kinda far away from where I am for my taking my >clothes off to do you any good. >-- > Stephen Mooradian > mooras@rpi.edu > Uh, because my employers wouldn't like it much, and my gf would hunt me >down, kill me, dice the remains, burn them, grind the ashes into a fine >powder, and use them for sidewalk salt if I did! :) :) :) :) Nah, she'd >just be a bit upset and jealous, otherwise.... ;) > >JEJ007@VAX1.MANKATO.MSUS.EDU "Jon E. Jeckell" >Well, Similla, next time you are in Florida, drop me a line and I would be >more than happy to let you snap a few pix. However, given that German >address I can assume that you don't make it by Tampa very often so find >one of those buff German males and show the results. If you can't get one >to go along with your plans, don't give us static about it! > >Vinx, like the drummer/vocalist. vinx@illuminati.io.com >Northrup, like the defense contractor. northrup@chuma.cas.usf.edu >-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _ (_ __)o why is it that if a woman tells a man she would like to see him in the nude, it's taken as a compliment, while if a man tells a woman he would like to see HER in the nude, it's taken as an insult? (Not always, of course, but in general...) -- ______________________________________________________ / -= Lunatic Johnathan Bruce E'Sex [Full, legal name] / "Hellooooooo, _/ lunatic@netcom.com GEnie: LUNATIC (: /_ NURSE!!!"