X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII X-Google-Thread: fd588,72e636828a4d2f13,start X-Google-Attributes: gidfd588,public X-Google-Thread: f996b,72e636828a4d2f13,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: Colin Douthwaite Subject: 5th Anniversary alt.ascii-art (12) Date: 1998/09/17 Message-ID: <906025152.554798@mnementh.southern.co.nz> X-Deja-AN: 391998417 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Organization: Southern Internet Services Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 User-Agent: tin/pre-1.4-980226 (UNIX) (SunOS/5.4 (sun4m)) Mime-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,alt.ascii-art.animation = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = /" "|" |_| /\ |\ | |\ | "|" \ / [" |") (" /\ |") \ / _) | | | /""\ | \| | \| _|_ V |_ |"\ _) /""\ |"\ | /"\ [" /\ | "|" /\ (" /' "|" "|" _ /\ |") "|" \_/ | /""\ |_ | o /""\ _) \. _|_ _|_ /""\ |"\ | = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = ( 12 ) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = __ /| | / ( | | ___ ( ___ ___ | | )|___)| ) | )| )| )|___ | |/ |__ |/\/ |__/ |__/ |/\/ __/ = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = __.----.___ || || (\(__)/)-'|| ;--` || _||____________||___`(QQ)'___||______;____||_ -||------------||----) (----||-----------||- _||____________||___(o o)___||______;____||_ -||------------||----`--'----||-----------||- || || `|| ||| || || ||jgs ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From A Cow 1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d. 2. Don't cry over spilled milk. 3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste| 4. The grass is green on the other side of the fence. 5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on. 6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth| 7. It's better to be seen and not herd. 8. Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives. 9. Never take any bull from anybody. 10. Always let them know who's the bossy. 11. Stepping on cowpies brings good luck. 12. Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement. 13. Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day. (__) (oo) /--------\/ * o| || ||----|| ooo^^ ^^ Cow clapping = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = A/~~\A ((O O))___ \ / ~~~ # # # (--)\ # --#--x--x--x--x--x--#----x---x---x---x---x----#---x---x--x--x---x---#--- # # # \ # --#--x--x--x--x--x--#---x---x----x----x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#--- \#/ \|/ \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// \\#|// \\\\\|||/// \|/#\| O u t s t a n d i n g i n t h e f i e l d | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chorus gentlemen, please | (___) (___) (___) (___)(___) (___) (___) (___) (___)(___) (o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)(o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___) \ /(o o)\ / (o o) /(___)/ (o o) \ /(o o)\ / (o o) /(___)/ (o o) O \ / O \ / O (o o) \ / O \ / O \ / O (o o) \ / (___) O (___) O(___) (___)(__O) (___) O (___) O(___) (___)(__O) (o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)(o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___) \ /(o o)\ / (o o) /(___)/ (o o) \ /(o o)\ / (o o) /(___)/ (o o) O \ / O \ / O (o o) \ / O \ / O \ / O (o o) \ / (___) O (___) O(___) (___)(__O) (___) O (___) O(___) (___)(__O) (o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)(o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___) \ /(o o)\ / (o o) /(___)/ (o o) \ /(o o)\ / (o o) /(___)/ (o o) O \ / O \ / O (o o) \ / O \ / O \ / O (o o) \ / O O \ / O O O \ / O O O Mool Voice Choir -cfbd- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Cowpella ?? (__) (==) (__) (||) (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (,,) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (--) \/ (OO) (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (,,) \/ (__) \/ (**)(__)(--)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (**) \/ (OO) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (oo)(__)(oo)(__)(@@)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(-0)(,,)(oo)(__) \/ (o_) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (o#) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (00)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(00)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__) \/ (oo) \/ (##) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (**) \/ (oo) \/ (@@) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ (__) ,'-00 Ladies' Mool Voice Choir / /\_| / / | _/__________________ | \===^__| __| _|___ /\ |___________________| |=====| | I I *I I| | I I I I^ ^ I I -cfbd- --------------------------------------------------------------------- ================= ============ COWPOT COWLECTION 1993 Designs ================= ============ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) _________________ \/ ____________ \/ ( mooooooooooooooo ) / ( mooooooooooo ) ( ) / ( ) ( ) * ( ) ( ) ( ) (________________) )________( (______________) mooooooooooooooo border style (__) (__) (oo) (oo) _______________ \/ __________\/ (_______________) (__________) (_________________) (__________) (_________________) (__________) (_______________) (__________) (_____________) (__________) (___________) (__________) (________) classic cowpot styles _____________________ ______________ / ( ) / ( ) / ( (__) ) * ( (__) ) * ( (oo) ) ( (oo) ) ( \/ ) ( \/ ) ( ) )_________( (_________________) cowhead motif style /~~\ \__/ ========== / {__} \ / (**) \ \ \/ / \"mon / \ moopot"/ ======== Cownnoisseur's Moopot-De-Luxe These 1993 designs are not subject to cowpyright and may be classified as being in the Public Do-moo-n. --------------------------------------------------------------------- { } } { { { } } } }{ { { }{ } } ( }{ }{ { ) .- { { } { }} -. ( ( } { } { } } ) |`-..________ ..-'| | | | (___) ;--. | (o o) (__ \ | /-------\ / | ) ) | / | ||O |/ / | * ||,---|| ( / | ^^ ^^ y' | Cafe-no-lait | -cfbd- `-.._________..-' _____________________________________________________________________ | | | (__) | | (oo) | | /---------------------------------------------\/ | | / | || | | * ||------------------------------------------|| \ | | OO OO \ | | \ | | \ | | \ | | \ | | \ | | \ | | \ | | \ | |_______________________________________________________________\___| Cow Windsock ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ============== SOCCER COWS ============== (o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)(o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)(o o(_ \ /(o o)\ / (o o) /(___)/ (o o) \ /(o o)\ / (o o) /(___)/ (o o) \ /(o O \ / O \ / O (o o) \ / O \ / O \ / O (o o) \ / O \ (___) O (___) O(___) (___)(__O) (___) O (___) O(___) (___)(__O) (___) (o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)(o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)(o o(_ \ /(o o)\ / (o o) /(___)/ (o o) \ /(o o)\ / (o o) /(___)/ (o o) \ /(o O \ / O \ / O (o o) \ / O \ / O \ / O (o o) \ / O \ (___) O (___) O(___) (___)(__O) (___) O (___) O(___) (___)(__O) (___) (o o(_ ------------------------------------------------------------ (o o(_ \ /(o| ------------------------------------------------------- | \ /(o O \| | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /| | O \ (___) | | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /| |(___) (o o(_| | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /| |(o o(_ \ /(o| | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /| | \ /(o O \| | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / (__) | | O \ | | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / (oo) | | ======| | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / \/ | |======= | | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /( \/| | | | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / ( ) | | | | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /~\ | | -------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Gerrit du Preez PUNK COWS: \\ || // �^^� ( ) *|* \\||// (oo) #### | {GG} /------(__) (��) |-------\/| / | || *----#---#--\/ | || $ * ||----|| # __#_|| __ ||----|| ^^ ^^ || || ___|__|___ WW WW Simpson Cow ## ## ( ) ( ) ^^ ^^ (__)____(__) Punk cow Aerobicow ________ /\ || |__| | (/ \) ____||____ (oo) * / oo \ ----||---- /-------\/ /----/______\ || / | || / | || || * ||----|| * ||----|| || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ || Academicow KKK Cow From: lngand05@uctvax.uct.ac.za (ANDREW - ARMED AND DANGEROUS) Here it is EVENTUALLY| The next exciting (well almost|) edition of COWS| Thanks to all who contributed. Enjoy it... -> Andrew :) ------------------------------------------------------------------ | COWS - The Cowmeback | ----------------------------- ( ) /\/\ (OO) \_(___)_/ _ \/ _ (o|o) /| _|\ /-------\-/ | | |_| \ / | || Y | | ^ * ||,---|| -^-| | ^^ ^^ | | \__/\ | | | | \ Cow-Boy |_| | | \ | | * National Enquirer ^ ^ Style Ac-cow-ntant (__) (___) _|_ (oo) (o o) (o o) /-------\/ /-------\ / /-------\_/ / | \/ / | | U / | || * ||-----| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow with Cow lick Uni-cow-n hoof-in-mouth disease (__) (oo) /--------\/ / | || * ||-----|| ^^ | | ^^ | | || | | || | | || | | \\ || (__) // | | \\ || (oo) // | | \\----||---\/ // | | *---- || \\ // | | //-------\\ | | // \\ | | // \\ | | Cow Bungee Jumping Cow-lick II $$ ** $$$$ || (oo) || .---. \/. || / / / \ /^+ (oo) \ / / \/ .-------\/ +^/ / /| | /---/ / ||-----|| / | | * || || / | \ || || * | | ^^ ^^ ^ ^ 'moo'hecan Kugel cow (moo-gel?) . . . . . . . . . \|/ . . . -*- . . . /|\ . . . . . . . (__) . (__) (oo) . (oo) .-------\/ . /-------\/ @ / | ____ | | / | |--~|~ / || || | * ||----| * || || /^\ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^ | | Guy Fawcows Flower cow-er * * \ / \==/ (oo) (__) -------\/ (oo) /| || /-------\/ {BIG MAC} / ||-----|| / | |---/ * || || * ||----| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ marsh'cow'an Cow-nibal * (__) / (oo) / .---. \/. / / / / ----^ / (__) ^ / / / (oo) / / / | /-------\/ /---/ | / | || / | | | * ||----|+-< / | | | ^^ ^ * | | / \ ^ ^ / \ Injured Cow Cow-nduct __________________________ | _______________________ | | | (_II_) | | | | (__)(__) (__)(__) | | (__) | | (OO)(00) (--)(oo) | | (oo) | | w /o \ /c \ u | | /-------\/ | |--/ \-----------/ \-| | / |/////|| | | | |/^ <^^> | | @ * ||----|| | ----------------------- |" ^^ ^^ ____________________________ | _________________________ | Zebra cow? / / \ \ "Cow Pooling" +++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|++++|+++++|+++| +++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|++++|+++++|+|+| +++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|++++|+++++|+|+| ++|+| |+++ (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) +|++ (oo) * (oo) (oo) * * (oo) (oo) (oo) ++|+ /\/\ / /\/\ /\/\-----/ \ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ +++ +++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|++++|++ +++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|++++|+ +++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|+++++|++++| ============================================================ // // // // // // // // // // // // ========================================================= cows in a field waiting for a train (__) (__) (oo) (oo) A/~~\A \/------\/ ((0 0))_______ / |/////|| \ \ / the \ * ||----|| * (--)\ OSU | ^^ ^^ Genetic test on cow sig: "moo2u from osu" ||----|| * || | / ___________ /\-------/ |***| |+++| /###\ |***| |+++| /#####\ |***| |+++| /########\ |-----------/ /####O#####\ /\ \#######o#\ == \##o######/ //\\ \######\ ==== /###o##/ //--\\ /##o##/ ======== \##O#/ ///____\\\ \##/ /// \\\ \#/ - (__) Cow-t Cow-bain (oo) /-------\/ / | / || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ a Cow in Paris (__________) /~~\ ( _ _ ) (^______^) ( (+) (+) ) (oo) ( - - ) / -|--|-\/ \ / / | \__/|| \ / * ||----|| \ / ^^ ^^ \/ OO Cowboy Zoom on a cow's head /~~\ (~~) (________) (~~~~~~~~) (~o) (QQ) /|--|---\/ / ------\/ / | | || / | \__/|| ~ * |__|--|| * /|----| \/ ^ ^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ Cowgirl Gay cow It's the... (__) (oo) _____ \/ \\___________ / \ >--------| | >______/| |\______E \__________/\______E Radically Horizontal Ultimate Frisbee Cow campus cow: . / \ (__) / U \ :::::::: (oo) o o / o f \ :::::::: \/-----\ .~ | | /| N |\ :::::::: ||___| * ...~ __________________|_|___| |____::::::::_____|| \\__....._____ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / corn campus Sun Server cow OS/2 (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| | \ | \ | \ | \ oooo oooo |__\ |__\ Rollerblading cow Ice skating cow # # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ### ### M M OOOO OOOO ### ###### ### MM MM O O O O ####### ####### M M M M O O O O # # M M M O O O O # ### ### # M M O O O O # # # # # # M M OOOO OOOO # # ### # ### # \\ # ### ### # \\ # # \\________ # ######## # \-------- # # ## ## # # # # # # ######### # # #### # # ###### ###### #### ########################### ### ## ## ## # # # ## # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #### # # # # ##### # # ### # # # # # # # ##################### ######### # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # ##### ### #### #### ###### ### ###### ###### \_________====__________/ ==== \||||||||||||/ /---------\ \||||||||||/ | Och Aye | _ \||||||||/ | Tha | /_\ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||\||||||/ | Mooooo| | // \\ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| oo | /\---------/ // \\ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||----| / | | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||(____) -- \./ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||\\\\ -Philip G Ward- ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Highland Cow wallowing in Scottish MUD (OK so I could'nt be bothered drawing legs). ( ) /oo\________ \ / \ \/ / \ \_|___\_|/.\ jjohn@axp2.umkc.edu || YY| o ' Which end do Fredonian Cows "oom" from ? _ _ (:) _ _ ((___)) | ((___)) ____________( o 0 ) | ( o 0 )____________ / @@@@@ @@ \ / | (:) \ / @@ @@@@@ \ / | @@@ @ (` ') | | (` ') @ @@@ | \ _/_/| | _____| |_(U)|____\|/\|/____ |(U)_| | | |\_\_ _____ | || | | | | | | | | |~~~~| || | /...\..\ /...\/...\ /...\/...\ /../...\ Fredonians ? b the MOOsletter 88 ,--)_ __--0),/8888 \_ ------------\ /@) 8888> \--------------/ 8888888 |~~\ |____, 99 888888 8888 8 |~|| / 88888 888 \ || `-----__/ 8888 88 ||| \__ 888 88|\\ \_ 88 8888/ || | | | 888| || | / \ 888/ || |_\ | \_ 88/ // \\ |---\_____/ | 8/ || \ | \_ _\_ | || \ | || ||\ | || | | L L | / ))) | | / / ((((( | | | | ))))) | | | | ((( | _\ | _\ ) //__/ //__/ (Did I just see a cow?) "Not an ordinary game, nor an ordinary player." o ___ (__) o /__/| (oo) | || /\/) | || / X\ ____| || Q / / \\ ___~~~____|_|| \/ / ~---~~~~ || \|/ |____________|| || || || ^^ ^^ SRT'95 ^^ (__) /----|oo| /| |__| x|_____ U -Morten Primdahl- || || ( ) ~(^^^^)~ ) @@ \~_ |\ / | \ \~ / ( 0 0 ) \ | | Hey ---___/~ \ | | Hiya /'__/ | ~-_____/ | Doin? o _ ~----~ ___---~ O // | | ((~\ _| -| Oops| I mean MOOOOOOO o O //-_ \/ | ~ | ^ \_ / ~ | | ~ | | / ~ | | ( | \ \ /\ -John Eidson- / -_____-\ \ ~~-* | / \ \ .==. / / / / | | /~ | //~ | |__| ~~~~ ~~~~ My contribution to the mad cow disease ... \|/ --@-- ( ) /|\ < o__o > (..) / \ | ## | /\ # / \|/ * |||| \/ \// """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" -Thorsten Bleise- * ((__)) * (00) "Moo, dude." * nn--(o__o)--nn- -Mary Beth Dunn- _ _ ((___)) ( o 0 ) Moonty Python / \ / / (` ') _ _________ / / (U) / \ / ____ \_/ / //\ \ / / \ / V \ \/ / \ / \___/ \__/ -cfbd- (__) (QQ) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ((___)) ((ooo)) //------\\// //|| ||| -Richard Kirk- ** |||----||| ^^^ ^^^ Cow escaped from a SIRD being viewed from the wrong side. (__) ,--------. (oo) ||\/|,-.,-.\ /-------\/_/ | || || | ) / | ____|| \_ | |`-'`-'/ * ||"" || \_________/ ^^ ^^ __________ `-'. /| o o O o ___: \ O ____0 / (//W || ||| || -CyberPriestess- "" "" DONT HAVE A COW, MAN _ _ (:) _ _ ((___)) | ((___)) ____________( 0 o ) | ( o 0 )____________ / :::: \ / | (:) \ / :::: \ / | :::: (` ') | | (` ') :::: | \ _/_/| | :::: | |_(U)|____\|/\|/____ |(U)_| | :::: | |\_\_ _____ | || |~~~~| | | | | | | |~~~~| || | /...\..\ /...\/...\ /...\/...\ /../...\ Belted Galloways /~~~~~\ /~~~~~\ | (~' ~~~) | \ \__________/ / /~:::::::: ~\ /~~~~~~~-_| :::::::: |_-~~~~~~~\ \ ======= /| ::A::; A :|\ ====== / ~-_____-~ | _----------------_::| ~-____-~ |/~ ~\| / \ ( () () ) `\ ./' ~-_______________-~ /~~~~\ | | | | (________) - jurcy - () /~~~~~\ /~~~~~\ | (~' ~~~) | \ \__________/ / /~:::::::: ~\ /~~~~~~~-_| :::::::: |_-~~~~~~~\ \ ======= /| ::A::; A :|\ ====== / ~-_____-~ | _----------------_::| ~-____-~ |/~ ~\| / \ ( () () ) \ ./' ~-_______________-~ /~~~~\ | | | | -Leny Painan- (________) () || --- (__) | \_ / (==OO | _| | /\_| | / | | ====__ | ===@ |AMIGA | | | ---- |______| | )_____ *____/|________| Compucow With a Video Toaster __________________________________________________ | | | __________ `-'. D R I N K A | _______ | /| o o O o ___: | / _____ | | \ O ____0 / P I N T A | / /(__) || | (//W || | ________/ / |OO| || | ||| || M I L K A | | |-------|| | "" "" | (| | -.|| |______________________ D A Y | | ____ \ ||________||____________ | ____ ____ | /| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ \|| / \ |______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ /; ;\ FIERCE COW| __ \\____// /{_\_/ \ `'/___ \___ (o) (o } _____________________________/ :--' growl| roar| narf| ,-,'`@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ \_ `__\ / ;:( @@@@@@@@@ @@@ \___(o'o) :: ) @@@@ @@@@@@ ,'@@( `U==U' :: : @@@@@: @@@@ `@@@: :: \ @@@@@: @@@@@@@) ( '@@@' ;; /\ /`, @@@@@@@@@\ :@@@@@) ::/ ) {_----------------: :~`,~~; ;;'`; : ) : / `; ; -Daniel Au- ;;;; : : ; : ; ; : `'`' / : : : : : : )_ \__; ";" :_ ; \_\ `,',' :__\ \ * `,'* \ \ : \ * 8`;'* * %%%%%%%%`^'%%%%%\ :/ %%%%%%%%%%`^'%%`-^-'%%%\v/ : \/%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ________ `| _____|---(POW||) /-------| [__] ' /|%* || \(__) * ||----|| (xx) ~~ ~~ \/ HERMAPHRODITE COW Andy Nachbaur ^ .) ^ (( ^ )) (( ^ _ )) _ ^ || (' || ^ ||----|| /\|| || (xx)------\___* / \ -Aimin M. Walsh- Dead cow db db d88 88 888 888 d88 888b 888 d88P Y888b /``````\8888 ,----Y888 Y88P`````\ | ,'`\_/``\ |,, | \,,,,-| | o | o / | ```` | """ """ | / \ | \ | ,,,,----'''```| |`` @ @ | \,, ___ ,,/ Ed \__|___|__/ Sleath \\ |\/| _ _ _ _ | // | |(_)(_)(_)(_) o (__) _--------_ (OO) / |__________| /-------\/ ____/___ XXXXXXXXXX / | || ___/____ __________ ||----|| / |_ _| ^^ ^^ / -------- Nah, - just send for the Cowps | __ ___________[**]__________ . . . _/~ _____ ~\_ . . . \ .( . . /~ |_@_| _____ ~\ . . . / (o o) \(@)/ \ ( . . .~ \ / (o|o) ~. . ) ()\/_____ (( O )) \_/ _____\/() . . ). ( .-'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ``-. ... . . . .-~ __________________ ~-. . / . ..`~~/~~~~~~~~~~~~TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT~~~~~~~~~~~~\~~' . ) . . .| | | #### #### || | | | [] | | | || #### #### | | | . ( ;__\|___________|++++++++++++++++++|___________|/__;. . . (~~====___________________________________====~~~) ( . .. \------___________[ COWPAT 1 ] _________-------/ .. . ) . | || ~~~~~~~~~~ || | \_____/ \_____/ \\ )) _ _ // ((____)) (( / \ \\ ___ ____ __ ( O O ) ( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ ~~~~ \ / / @@@ @@@ (@@ ( ) --{ MILK ME } { @@ @@@ o _/ ~~ ( @@@@ | ~__--___--____---___--/ / / | | ( ) / | / | | / / |||| | / | / \\ \ \\ \\ ^ ^ ^ ^ -------------------------------------------------------------------- (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (@@)_____ (@@)_____ (@@)_____ (@@) (@@) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w �__) \ / e_\ * ww CCCCC OOOOO W W SSSSS C O O W W W S C O O W W W W SSSSS C O O WW WW S CCCCC OOOOO W W SSSSS (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (@@)_____ (OO)_____ (UU)_____ (XX) (/\) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w �__) \ / e_\ * ww Cow Wow...| Napping Dead Despairing (__) __ (__) (__) (__) (**)_____ /(--)\____ (��)_____ (-@) (&&) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w �__) \ / e_\ * ww Sun-Glasses Old Sly Winking Redeyed (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (++)_____ (-+)_____ (@@)_____ (@@) (??) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (OO) /|\ (OO)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w �__) \ / e_\ * ww Witless Halfwitted Bull SittingBull Puzzled (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (%%)_____ ($$)_____ (==)_____ (@~) (@#) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w �__) \ / e_\ * ww Martian Cow? Money-mad Chinese Cow Wink#2 Black eye (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (##)_____ (||)_____ (..)_____ (66) (@@) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w �__) \ / e_\ * ww Crazy Surprised Bored Staring Cow (__) (__) (@@) XEMoo.moo.moo (@@) _____(oo) #--(oo)_____ /( / \ # / \ )\ * /_x \ / | \ / x_\ * '''''''''''ww''''www.demon.net/castle/x/xemu.html''''ww'''''''''''' -------------------------------------------------------------------- ... ..... .....' \\`.......,,' \\\\ ..'' . . VV . . VVV (____) . . . . ''....... ( o o)....''''''...... . . . . \ ..| . . . . >======( \_O)=======< . . / / . . . . / ./ . . . . ->--(-----\ . . (~~~~'\ \__\__\ . . . . \, \, \\ \\ . . . '\ ''\ \\ \\ . . . '\ ', // // . . . '\ // ,// . . . '\ ^ ^ , -Rosebud- . . . '\______) "Surfer Cow" (or "Hangin' Hooves") by --->-->@ Rosebud -------------------------------------------------------------------- THese are ALL my cows, I'll show you my collection to prove it: (__) (@@) (oo) ~Normal cow~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (@@) (oo) ~Just a little dangerous thinking~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (UU) (oo) ~A little nap didn't hurt anyone~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (/\) (oo) ~Realizing he is going to the butchers~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (##) (oo) ~BSE~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (XX) (OO) ~Dead cow~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (**) (oo) ~Cow wearing sun glasses~ -=Skydancer=- __ /(--)\ (oo) ~Old cow~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (��) (oo) ~Sly cow~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (||) (oo) ~Surprised cow~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (-@) (oo) ~Winking cow~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (&&) (OO) ~Cow thats been looking at the computar screem for too long~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (..) (oo) ~Bored cow~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (++) (oo) ~Cow with no brains~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (-+) (oo) ~Cow with half a brain~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (??) (oo) ~Puzzled cow~ -=Skydancer=- (__) ($$) (oo) ~Money making cow~ -=Skydancer=- (__) () (oo) ~Blocked sunglasses~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (%%) (OO) ~Martian cow~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (@@) (OO) ~Bull~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (66) (oo) ~Whats going on over there? Cow~ -=Skydancer=- and: (__) (@@)_____ (oo) /|\ | | /| * ~Cow~ -=Skydancer=- W W W W (__) (@@) (oo)\ / \ * W �___)/ ~Sitting down cow~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (@@) (oo)_____ / \ )\ \ / >__\ * ~Lying down cow~ -=Skydancer=- WW (__) * (UU)_______| >__(oo) \___> / / ~Sleeping cow~ -=Skydancer=- W W (__) O M (^^) | \(oo)/ / \ \_6__/ ~It's not over until the fat cow sings~ -=Skydancer=- / | \ W * W (__) (��) (oo)__3 /| \ \| 6 / | | ~Teacher~ -=Skydancer=- W W ___ (__) |__/ (#@) | (Oo)______/ / \ ~Surendering~ -=Skydancer=- \3 3____/ (__) M (/\)/ (oo)\ ~Help| I'm going to the butchers|~ -=Skydancer=- / \ \3 3_) (__) (66) * (oo) / ----W--W---- ------------ ~Ten little cows sitting on a wall ...~ -=Skydancer=- ------------ (__) (OO) />(oo)<\ __\(____)/__ ~A little dangerous thinking~ -=Skydancer=- (__) (@@) (oo)_____ / \ / )\ ~Another laying down cow~ -=Skydancer=- W W W * (__) M (/\)/ (oo)\ ~Help| I'm going to the butchers|~ -=Skydancer=- / \ \3 3_) (__) (/\)_M___ (oo)/ /|\ |----/| * ~Woe is me ...~ -=Skydancer=- W W W -------------------------------------------------------------------- (__) ,---------. (oo) | :\/: _ _ \ /-------\/_/ : :: :: : ) / | ____|| \_ ' '`-'`-'/ * ||"" || \__________/ ^^ ^^ Female Cow (...) c _ _ c ', ,'',~~~~~~~~~~q~`, ~ , '###' q * Samwise : ### ' ###; --=~(@)~=-- ', '___ ,' ||| ""||| On that breed of cow the udders are retractable when not in use... like the landing gear of an aircraft...it's called the udder-carriage: (...) c _ _ c ', ,'',~~~~~~~~~~q~`, After ~ , '### ' q * Samwise : ### ' ###; --=~(@)~=-- ', '___;;_ ,' ||| ||| The male cow is similarly equipped with a retracting undercarriage... (...( * c q p c , ' ', ,'',~~~~~~~~~~~~~~q~` After ~ , '###' q Samwise : ### ' ### ; --=~(@)~=-- ', '_____ /@_ ,' ||| ||| .= , =. _ _ /'/ )\,/,/(_ \ \ `//-.| ( ,\\)\//\)\/_ ) | //___\ `\\\/\\/\/\\///' / ,-"~`-._ `"--'_ `"""` _ \`'"~-,_ \ `-. '_`. .'_` \ ,-"~`/ `.__.-'`/ (-\ /-) |-.__,' || | \O) /^\ (O/ | `\\ | / `\ / \\ \ / `\ / `\\ `-. /' .---.--.\ `\\/`~(, '() (' /(O) \\ _,.-.,_) // \\ `\'` / jgs / | || `""""~"` /' |__|| `o ` ` ` \\ ` ` )) _ _ ' ' // ((____)) (( / \ ` ` \\ ___ ____ __ ( O O ) ( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ \ / / @@@ @@@ (@@) ' ' { @@ @@@ _/ ( @@@@ | ~__--___--____---___--/ / | | ( ) / | | ' ' | / / |||| | / / ` ` \\ \__ \\ \___ [___\_\ [___\_\ xemu......(_)(_)) .....(_)(_)) (___) (o o)_____/ @@ ` \ moooo| \ ____, / // // jgs ^^ ^^ spring is in the air... \ boooooh| \ / _/\_/\ __(\___/)___ (, (o\\/ \_/_ _ (__/ /` _ /\ ), (o \ /~ _//\ \___ /_ / \___ \_('|| ~ || \ \__,-' ~ || \ ||____||/ \ ||____||/ \ | === | \_\ | === | \_\ _| . |_/ ) _/| . |_/ ) _____ / | | / /\_____/ /| | / /\_______ | (_(| - (_(/ \_\| - \_\/ | | | | | | | | | ' | | ' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |__'____| |__'____| | | || || || || | |b'ger____/ /\/ /\___________/ /\/ /\_________| (_(_(_(_/ /_/_/_/_/ spring is in the air... \ boooooh| \ / _/\_/\ __(\___/)___ (, (o\\/ \_/_ _ (__/ /` _ /\ ), (o \ /~ _//\ \___ /_ / \___ \_('|| ~ || \ \__,-' ~ || \ ||____||/ \ ||____||/ \ | === | \_\ | === | \_\ _| . |_/ ) _/| . |_/ ) _____ /________/_/\_____/_/_______/_/\_______ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |b'ger________________________________________| (_(_(_(_/ /_/_/_/_/ -b'ger/senger- 5-teated cow /( ,,,,, )\ _\,;;;;;;;,/_ .-"; ;;;;;;;;; ;"-. '.__/`_ / \ _`\__.' | (')| |(') | | .--' '--. | |/ o o \| | | / \ _..=.._ / \ /:. '._____.' \ ;::' / \ .; | _|_ _|_ ::| .-| '==o==' '|-. / | . / \ | \ | | ::| | | .| | ( ') (. )::| |: | |; U U U ;|:: | `| |' | | \ U U / |' | | ##V| |_/`"""`\_| |V## jgs ##V## ##V## , , ___('-###-')__ '.__./ \__.' _ _ _ .-' 6 6 \ /` `--'( ('--` `\ | / ) ) \ \ _ _| | ( ( | (0_._0) | ) ) |/ '---' | ( ( |\_ | ) ) |( \, \ ((` / )__/ | /:))\ | d | /:((::\ | | |:::):::| | / \::##:::/ \ \ /;U#::U;\ / | | | u:u | | | | | \ / | | jgs | | _| | _| | / \""` `""/ \ | __| | __| `"""` `"""` . . _____/\_/\______ |.|. "~~~,-.,~. ",~~~~" | ,... (a (a ) \ |( ,),) .~. ("\' -="=-" \ ( ","---~' ; ,-` ;_/_' / \ |`, ""~-----< `-"( ,),) ,' ,.-: \ | "--....___`. ;-. \ `,' `. ,~' | \ | | \;`\ \ -( :";|' ,+, ' \ | / || \ \ \`' (_.',' | .' || \ \ '`---~--~" | -" .-||~, ` \ | (PS) -Przemyslaw Skoczkowski- \~~~~~~~~\ \ S \ \_______ \(__) Wheeee| *-------------(oo) / | \/ | -------\\\\ -Daniel C. Au /// ~ ~ ~~ From: gdeambro@montevideo.com.uy Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1998 20:32:36 GMT Well, I took a cow and I have been dealing with it. This are my first ascii drawings. (Thanks to Joris Bellenger for his advice on the cow's tail) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) \/\\/\ xxxxxx UUUUUU .------//\/ .------xxxx .------UUUU / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow who needs braces Cow with braces Cow after braces(Kow-lynos smile) ____ ____ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ |||||||||||| |||||||||||| )( )( (__) (__) (oo) (**) .-------\/ .-------\/ / | || -______/ | || /// ||----|| - ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Lamp cow Lamp cow after plug-in (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) _\/_ _\/_ _\/_ _\/_ _\/_ _\/_ _\/_ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ //| |\\ //| |\\ //| |\\ //| |\\ //| |\\ //| |\\ //| |\\ \// | | \\// | | \\// | | \\// | | \\// | | \\// | | \\// | | \\ �� | | �� | | �� | | �� | | �� | | �� | | �� | | � / /\ \ / /\ \ / /\ \ / /\ \ / /\ \ / /\ \ / /\ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ \/ / \ \/ / \ \/ / \ \/ / \ \/ / \ \/ / \ \/ / \ \ __/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \_| Cut-in-paper cows (made at the Kowndergarten) (__) (o*) .-------\/ / | || * ||----|| gd ^^ ^^ Potemkim cow Regards, Graziella = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Bye,