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From: xstatica@aol.com (Xstatica)
Subject: $$FORGET THE LOTTERY!! MAKE LOADS OF CASH...FAST!!$$$$$$
Date: 1997/02/09
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MAKE MONEY FAST! 50,000 DOLLARS IN 4-5 WEEKS!! IT ALWAYS WORKS!
This is not one of those "Get Rich Quick Schemes" or "mail-order
Schemes".  But enough to pay off your debts and who knows, you could be
test driving the new Mercedes in the next three months. If you're too
eager to read what this is about then go right to the Instruction Section
at the bottom of this article.
     READ ON. If it doesn't make sense, read it again and again until it
does!

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     Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take
two minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make
some serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt,
ready to do almost anything to get the money needed to pay off
those bill collectors.  So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or
a glass of your favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to
this interesting, exciting find!

     (If you're reading this on-line, I suggest that you QUICKLY
download it to your hard drive FIRST, just in case some do-gooder
takes it off the news board.  You can always read it with a text
editor, like Windows Notepad.  Also, you will find this copy on
your disk to be most useful, as you will later see.  Just use the
File: Save As command.)

     Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT!  That's right!
I found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those schemes
like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing
scams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever.  I have tried
every darn get rich quick scheme out there over the past 12 years.
I somehow got on mailing lists for people looking to make money
(more like 'desperate stupid people who will try anything for
money!').  Well,  when I was a teenager,  these claims to 'get me
rich quick' sounded irresistible!  I would shell out $14.95 here,
$29.95 there, $24.95 here, and another $49.95 there.  I had maxed
out my new Circuit City Card AND my Visa...   I was desperate for
money!!  So, I gave them all a chance but failed at every one of
them!  Maybe they worked for some people, but not for me.
Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in the trash when I got
the mail.  I recognized it right away.  I can smell a money scam
from a mile away these days,  SO I THOUGHT.... I thought I could
sniff out a scam easily.  WAS I WRONG!!

                ...I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!

     I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to GET
CASH FAST!!  I thought... "Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll just
have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet."  The
article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE
PEOPLE AND MAKE $50,000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  Well, the more I
thought about it, the more I became very curious.
     Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to reach, but
it was possible.  I figured that I could at least get a return of
$1,000 or so.  So I did it!!  As per the instructions in the
article, I mailed out ('snail mail' for you e-mail fanatics) a
one dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that
was contained in the article.  I included a small note, with the
dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List."  I then removed
the first person on the list, then i moved #2 to #1, #3 to #2, #4 to #3, 
# and then moved #5 to #4, and I put my name in position five of
the list.  This is how the money starts rolling in!  I then took
this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT
ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE
AREAS THAT I KNEW.  I then waited to watch the money come in...
prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so....

     But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming
in!!! I knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses
from people all over the world - Most from the U.S., but some from
Canada, even some from Australia!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITISCOTT
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