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knoxy wrote:
> Tim Weaver, says...
> > knoxy wrote:
> > > Tim Weaver,  says...
> > >> knoxy wrote:
> > >> > Tim Weaver,  says...
> > >> >> knoxy wrote:
> > >> >> > Tim Weaver,  says...
> > >> >> >> knoxy wrote:
> > >> >> >> > Tim Weaver, says...
> > >> >> >> >[...]
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> That's a pretty shitty attitude.
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > I'm not feeling well, so what do you expect?
> > >> >>
> > >> >> I expect you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
> > >> >
> > >> > I don't have any boots.
> > >>
> > >> Like your computer does.  Reboot.
> > >
> > > I'm not a computer.
> >
> > You should be.
> 
> That's not what rocky says, he wants me to be a guitar.




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Too skinny!

*feed her!*


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Neck is too short!

*stretch her!*

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She's too long!

*cut off the legs!*

Arms aren't needed either!

*off with them too!*


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There should be a hole in the middle!

*There IS a hole in the middle!*

But, you can't see it!

*So ... move it a little...*


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Hmmm... she's rounded in the wrong direction...

*Flatten her!*



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She still has bits of legs left!

*this can be fixed!*


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Perfect!