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Gnathalgia Demisovereign Mountebank wrote:
> Wim Jay wrote:
> >"Graspingness Dachshound Mononymization" wrote :
> >> "Wim Jay" scribbled:
> >>> "Goniatites Disappointment Marattiaceae" wrote:
> >>>> "Wim Jay" scribbled:
> >>>>> "Gnathostome Desmodontidae Masquerader" wrote:
> >>>>>> Wim Jay" scribbled:
> >>>>>>> "headkase" wrote:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Old Weird Hippy
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Hahahahahaha! I was there at the time but I never seemed to go
> >>>>>>> through a hippy phase.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> You're doing it now instead.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Can't manage it - my hair is too short to stick flowers in. (If I
> >>>>> let it grow long, all the grey shows.)
> >>>>
> >>>> Tape them under your combover.
> >>>
> >>> There's no need to be rude, young man! I don't have a combover. My
> >>> head is given the once over with a No.2 setting every fortnight.
> >>
> >> Who does it?
> >
> >The Old Hag, though I have done it myself when needs must.
> 
> Likewise. She won't allow me to go to the barbers ever since I told her
> about that time I got aroused by the lass standing between my legs and
> messing with my hair.

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