--------- headkase wrote: > > Subject: Driving along > Date: 30 Jul 2004 11:16:06 GMT > From: headkase > Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk > > > and some stupid bitch ( yeah i know but this is my road rage story and i > believe road rage in a controlled way can be healthy for repressed rage > so.......) i am driving along the highyway caning to work, as caning as a > forty year old car will cane, which is surprisingly fast, and this woman in > a brand new ford is in the fast lane about to hem me in behind a truck, so > i cane a bit more did not have the vision to see to far ahead but went to > sneak into quite an adequate gap, cause you know the Val aint zippy at all > and so i am doing that, i am over the centre line doing a 120 km and hour > lane manouver between a truck and a brand new purple ford and i fucking hit > a blown out truck tyre, i could not swerve to avoid it or do anythign > really i just had to fucking go over it, out of nowhere it came, BANG and > a few more bangs it made, am i glad they made em tough in the sixties, i > was freaking a bit, about potential damage, havent had the old girl checked > out yet, but you know if it aint broke dont fix it, what cracked me up, the > boys at work when i told them i hit a truck tyre, went " ohhhhh, fuck you > hit an alligator" and i thought about that and i have to say if you see one > curled up on the raod like that, and feel its fucking bite, well its funny > cause its true.... 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