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SamSpade wrote:
> Onel de Guzman wrote:
> > "HLS" LOVESYOU:
> > >J. R. Xemblinosky III wrote:
> > >> aimee@rmta.org wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> > recently jason introduced the subject of licking the terminals of a 9 volt
> > >> > battery to me.  while this struck me as extremely odd, he assured me that
> > >> > all of his geeky friends had done it.
> > >> >
> > >> > so here's the poll:
> > >> > has it ever occurred to you to lick a 9 volt?
> > >> > did you try it?
> > >> > is this idea cool or just plain stupid?
> > >>
> > >> 1) yes
> > >> 2) yes
> > >> 3) cool, not to mention it's a quick and accurate way to tell
> > >>    whether the 9 volt battery needs to be replaced yet.
> > >
> > >     Ahhhh the wonder of youth so you and your friends are licking on
> > >batteries, come back when
> > >    you can piss on a 9 volt. Besides shouldn't you be talking about girls
> > >or something or are batteries better for you?
> >
> > i've already freaked all the girls in the office.  what's left to talk
> > about?
> 
> Pleasce sned me teh viruc planz for yore convxtid,thnaks...bwt...yuo
> hace teh mAD SKill2....

I remember a classmate of mine taking the "electric" bit out of an electric
lighter and going around zapping people's elbows with it...



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    lighter    =>    remove stuff   =>         zap!


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