---------------------------------------------- And finally, Robby Rat! This guy's name inspired a cartoon-like sig, which is very easy to modify, with the result that there are many variations of it. ------- The plain Robby Rat sig: (`-') _ _ / oo`. _ _ ___ | |_ _ _ _ _ ___ ___ ___ _| |_ .' __O | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | | / .-.' \ |_| \___/|___/`_. | |_| <___|<___|<___| |_| J |`.\ \ <___' | |_.| | | | \__.'`.|-' / L `--'\ | \ J \ \ / \ VK \ .'`. `. .' ___) /\ (____`. `-._______________________________________.'/ ///__/ \___\\\ `-.________________________________________.-' ------- Robby after teh car accident: (`-') _ _ / @o`. _ _ ___ | |_ _ _ _ _ ___ ___ ___ _| |_ .' __O | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | | / .===< \ |_| \___/|___/`_. | |_| <___|<___|<___| |_| J //`. \\ \ <___' | ||`.o`.|| | \__) `..-' / L ``===`--'\ | \ J \ \ / \ VK \ .'`. `. ___) /\ (____`. `-.______________ ///__/ \___\\\ `-._______________/____..___ Robby meets a cat: .-----. ( (`-') ( help! ) _ _ / OO`. / `-----'__ | |_ _ _ _ _ ___ ___ ___ _| |_ .' __O | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | | / ' \ |_| \___/|___/`_. | |_| <___|<___|<|\_| |_| / \ <___' | \ | \ / ( | |_.. | | ) | \_| \ /\ \__.' .-' / teh niec veronica grerl gaev me| /|/| `-'\ L `--'\ \ / / \ | \ no kitteys alloewd neaar th/(|) (|) ( J \ / /_/ \ / \ \ | \"/ VK\ \ .'`. `. \_/ _ .' ___) /\ (____`. `-._________________________V`._.-'_)_____.'/ ( ///__/ \___\\\ `-.______________________________V_________.-' Robby meets a lion: .-----. ( (`-') ( help! ) _ _ / OO`. / `-----'__ | |_ _ _ _ _ ___ ___ ___ _| |_ .' __O | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | | / ' \ |_| \___/|___/`_. | |_| <___|<___|<___| |_| / \ <___' ).-. .-. `. / ( | |_.. | | ) _.' |.-' | ) \' \__.' .-' / teh niec veronica grerl gae) _ |.' ( L `--'\ \ / /_\/\.-. \ | \ <<< boytoeys R' u) /(|) (|) \ ( ( J BOO!!! \ / / /__/ | \ \ / \ \ omny³ anty spamn a\ | \`'/ \ .' VK\ \ .'`. `. bagde #sgt3907hst6`. \_/ _ | ( .' ___) /\ (____`. `-._______________________)_V`._.-'_)\__'_.'/ ( ///__/ \___\\\ `-.______________________________V_________.-' Robby cleans up in alt.romath .--. .--. (`-') _ ( \ /."".\ _ / oo`. _ _ ___ | |_ //. ) _ _// __\x ___ _| |_ .' __O | '_>/ . \| . \//| \ / '_> \\_> | | | / ' \ |_| \___/|___//_. |'|_| //__|<___|\\__| |_| J .-= \ //<___' // \\ | |_./"\\ | | // . || \\ \__.' |.-' / // // \\ L `-/`--'\ // // \\ | ( ) \ // // \\ J )' \ // || \\ \ / \ o===== = . || __ \\ /\ VK \ .'`. `. /|`.__) / \ \\.-'--`-.-. \X / ___) /\ (____`. `-//| |_| |_______\\\ \ \________/ // ///__/ \___\\\ `-.//_|____|_|_|___v___\_/____ _/_/________\/' Robby meets a girl: (`-') .--. .--. (`@') _ / cc`. .' _ \.' _ `. .'** @@ / \ .' __O / .' `. \ .' `. \ o__ @@@'\ \ / .-.' \ | / /\ \ \ | .-`= `--' / J |`.\ \ | | ( () ) | | / .' | |_.| | | | \ \ `.\' / / | |(.) (.) / \__.'`.|-' / \ \ /'` / / \ `-.) (.)( L `--'\ \ \ / / .`-/'\ (.) 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Robby and pals are hanging out at the pool, late at night http://www.belleviewbiltmore.com/index.html R-"I juest loev theis pleace, weeee" SPLASH!! Somewhere beneath a towel a cheese phone bleeps (sounds like that In Like Flint phone) R-"heeilow-theis ehs robbiy" Q-"Dammit Robby, you were supposed to be back here three days ago for your report on economic variables and the possibility of funding a garbage study on the moon" R-"Looek miestereh Q, a reat neeids hies vracateion, aend i aim tireried.Caent teh broad wait for teh reprort?" Q-"Forget about that now-we have a crises on our hands" R-(Robby does a quick calculation... crises=hazardous duty pay).. "Okaey, i aem listrening" A gizmo extends from the phone that turns into a screen- "Good evening, Mister Rat. The man you see before you is Groc Hand Lee, the spritual advisor for millions of UFO lovers around the world. Mr Lee is an enigmatic sort of character, a real money shark, and has followers all over the world. Your job is to infiltrate his organization and discover his motives and his source of funds.His websites are to be taken down, in order to see *who* puts them back up again. (Robby thinks to himself, lame lame la) "This is Mister Lees beautiful assistant, Tiffany Saunders" BOINGOINGOINGOING(TAIL IS STRIAGHT UP IN THE AIR) "Tiffany will be your contact throughout the mission" R-"Its a rat's life (sigh)" Robby lets out a whistle and hundreds of his followers appear, out from nowhere. R-"okaey floeks, we haev a missioen, freist raet briengs me teh addreas of teh Tiffraniy Soundres geits tripelle peay-oph, aen wheir ies chiena on teh map?" (to be continued) ---- (`-') (`{') _ _ o=\ /o o\ /** }} _ _ ___ | |_ _ _ _ _ ___ ___ ___ _| |_ \ |.' O \_O__ }}}| '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | | | \ ^ / \-' }}}|_| \___/|___/`_. | |_| <___|<___|<___| |_| `-. \ >