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I found this in pl.rec.ascii-art (brojek translated it for me)

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                     ---------     |
             --------              |
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        |    %%%%%       .. |      |   My name's Roman.
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        |    %! .U       __=__     |
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         | \\     ||    \\ ------------   -----
         |  \\-------------                    ------
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          | ----          ----              ------          |
                ----          ---    -------            -----
                    ----         -|--          ---------    |
                        ----      |    --------
                            ----  -----
                                --|
                                  |
Piotr Nowakowski

and here are my interpretations:


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         J      %! .U       __=__   |
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          | _.\\     ||    \\___.--'       `--._
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          J   `-<_                                    `-.__
           L      `-.                                     _>-.
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                 `-._        `-.       __.--'            _.--'
                     `-._       `-._.-'             _.--'    |
                         `-.       |           _.--'
                            `-.    |      _.--'
                               `-. | _.--'
                                  `|'
                                   |


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