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[A story from Tuesday last week]

MaraZ wrote:
> 
> 'kay, it's snowing here, so everyone post your snow-type pics (also
> christmas pics are welcome :)

Isn't it just a *little* bit early for Christmas pictures? I mean,
we'll get more than enough of those soon enough anyway...

> ObAscii:
>    TT
>  W (")/
>  |-(:')
>  |('  )
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Veronica! Wake up!



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VERONICA!!!



*zzZZZzzZZZzzZZ*


VVEERROONNIICCAA!!!!!!!!!1! I'm late for work and you have to help
me get the car out of the garage!!!


Uh? How can you be late? Don't you have *two* alarm clocks!?


Yeah, well, the bed seemed so warm and comfortable and then I just
sort-of forgot...


*grrrr*


Well, will you help me?


How bad is it?



Bad!



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    >Hi! This is EGS. Has FS gone yet? I'm worried that
     he might have got stuck in the snow! He hasn't come
     to work yet!<


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    >Hi! This is EGS again. FS got stuck on his way into
     the car park and had to dig his way out. He then
     had to shovel some more snow to free up a space to
     put his car in. His clothes are soaked! SS is on his
     way here in his car and he can pass by the house
     and pick up some clothes for FS.<


       |||||    OK, I'll get some for him.
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*pling*pling*pling*

          Hi SS! Here are the clothes!
          BTW, what's the weather like?
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              And now, I've earned
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