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[Americans are OK, I guess, but sometimes certain specimens get too annoying.]


The Adventures of Americaman

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   |@    @|  (  HIYA! I'M AMERICAMAN!  )
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    ,,,,,,   (  I EAT MY BURGERS EVERY DAY, JUST LIKE MY  )
   |u    u|  /'---.  OLD MOTHER TOLD ME, SO I GROW UP  .-'
   |_ () _|   .--. `-.   TO BE BIG AND STRONG!  ____.-'
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HAVING SUPERPOWERS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME!!!
IT MAKES ME BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE!!!1!
I CAN FLY:
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    ,,,,,,     / I CAN HEAR AN ELECTRON POP ON THE OTHER     `.
    |    @|    |       SIDE OF THE WORLD [ed.'s note: Canada]  )
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    ,,,,,,   (  AS AN AMERICAN I BRING MODERN TECHNOLOGY TO THE  )
   |@    @|  /'---.  POOR PEOPLE IN THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!2!  /
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