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From: Colin Douthwaite <cfbd@southern.co.nz>
Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
Subject: Re: ASCII??
Date: 5 Sep 1998 08:00:01 GMT
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sandra van zanten <svzanten@xs4all.nl> wrote:


>three_sixteen wrote:

>> there are many more but I cant keep going...you get the idea
>> oh to get these if you didnt know hold alt and press numbers  on the number
>> pad...try making art with these instead of slashes



>                    This guy is a heretic
>                       and must be flamed.
>                                /
>                               /
>                      )            (
>                     /(   (\___/)  )\
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>                     ||___c\  > '__||
>                     ||**** ),_/ **'|
>               .__   |'* ___| |___*'|
>                \_\  |' (    ~   ,)'|
>                 ((  |' /(.  '  .)\ |
>                  \\_|_/ <_ _____> \______________
>                   /   '-, \   / ,-'      ______  \
>                  /      (//   \\)     __/     /   \
>                                      './_____/
>                  b'ger



Will you?  Or shall I?


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                               FLAME FORM

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____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_


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 Dear:

  [ ] Clueless Newbie         [ ] Loser
  [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer   [ ] Troll
  [ ] Me too er               [ ] Pervert         [ ] Geek
  [ ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET
  [ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person


 You Are Being Flamed Because:

  [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
  [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [ ] You started an off-topic thread
  [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [ ] You said "me too" to something
  [ ] You don't know which group to post in
  [ ] You are a Troll
  [ ] You suck
  [ ] You brag about things that never happened
  [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
  [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
  [ ] You crossposted
  [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
  [ ] You posted racism shit
  [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
  [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
  [ ] I think you might be a fed


 To Repent, You Must:

  [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
  [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [ ] Actually post something relevant
  [ ] Read the f****** FAQ
  [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
  [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
  [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
  [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test


 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [ ] Blow me
  [ ] Get a life
  [ ] Never post again
  [ ] I pity your dog
  [ ] Go to hell
  [ ] I think your IQ must be 7
  [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
  [ ] Learn to post or f*** off
  [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
  [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
  [ ] All of the above

End of Flame.

Have a nice day,


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Bye,