ASCII Art - ASCII Comics - The Red Baron Red Baron No. 1 Once again I scanned the web for jobs. All the sterile ads reminded me of my last sterile workplace, though. _ __ ____________ ,-----' | _ <'__`) ,' `. | // : | -' )= \\ ____/ Boring... \ | // : | --- \-_;` `-. boring... | | // : | -._ |\`\ | BOOOOring... | `-----._| __ // ( \| | (What's "IT" | _/___\_ //)_`// | ||] \ mean anyway?) / _____[_______]_[~~-_ (.L_/ || `.____________,' [____________________]' `\_,/'/ ||| / ||| ,___,'./ ||| \ |||,'______| ||| / /|| I==|| ||| \ __/_|| __||__ -----||-/------`-._/||-o--o---o--- ~~~~~' _ __ ,-----' | _ <'__`) | // : | -' :o)o\\ ___________ | // : | --- ((/o_/` ,' `. | // : | -._ [:]\_\ ____/ HMMmmmm! \ `-----._| __ | | ( \| `-. What WOULD be | _/___\_ //)_` \ \' /|] | a cool job, | _____[_______]_[~~-_ (.L\_,'||| \ I wonder... / [____________________]' `(/./'/ `.___________,' ||| / ||| ,___,'./ ||| \ |||,'______| O ||| / /|| I==|| _ ||| \ __/_|| __||__ (_) -----||-/------`-._/||-o--o---o--- ~~~~~' ___ _______( )___ ________________________(_ )____ ___________(__ )__ ( __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ | | braving the skies | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | in his Fokker | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ airplane! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `.______________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' __ __ _____________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / My hat ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | doesn't fly off | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | because it's | `-------' \-` , | aerodynamically | & , . & , . & , | ' \ shaped, see? / _\' `/_\' `/_\' | `._____________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ Red Baron No. 2 __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ | | braving the skies | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | in his Fokker | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ airplane! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `.______________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' __ __ _______________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / Please don't ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | write! They WERE | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | called "Fokkers." | `-------' \-` , \ Honest! / & , . & , . & , | ' `._______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - Red Baron No. 3 __ ____________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / There must be ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | fair weather | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ \ coming up. / `-------' \ ,'\ | `.____________,' & , . & , . & , |,' \ | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' __ __ _____________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(..) ______\ -'_--`. / I can tell ,-' `\}+/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | by the number | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | of bugf ftuck | `-------' \-` , \ in my teeff! / & , . & , . & , | ' `._____________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - Red Baron No. 3(b) __ _________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~ / Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... | world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ | Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ | | mercilessly | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | pounding away | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | | at his | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / \ enemies! / | ' , `._________,' __________________________/ ' \|/ ) __ ( __ ____________ ('__`> ) -_`. ,' `._____ (( /==(.) ______ ( _--`. / OH NO!!! ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | OUT OF AMMO!!! | _____ / /\ /)____||______-``. | ONLY ONE THING | `-------' \-` , \ LEFT TO DO!! / & , . & , . & , | ' `.____________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - __________________________ \ . _ _ _ | . ` _____________ _|,' `.|_|,' `.|_|,' |`. `\ \ ,' `. _/. ,\_/. ,\_/. |) )|` | / This is \ & ` ' & ` ' & ` |`. / | | signalling | _____,-------.____________/ `./ | | "I surrender" in |___ \_\/ \) __||__ \ `/ \ dog fights. _,-' ,/ -\ |()|::::)= `._____________,' \=(66) ------ (.__,> Red Baron No. 4 __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ (( /==(o) ______ / Hey, that's not ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | a space station! | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | That's the Moon! | `-------' \ ,'\ | | Although he won't | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | admit it the Red | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ Baron is lost. / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `.______________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' .-'~~~~'-. .-~'\__/ \__/`~-. ) ) .-~ (oo) (oo) ~-. (_____//~~\\//~~\\______) ) ) _.-~` `~-._ /O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\ _ _ \__JRO______________________________/ |- (_) \x x x x x x x/ _| \ \x_x_x_x_x_x/ (_) \/ _ /,' ____ (_) __ __ _____( )___ O ('__`> _ --__`. ( _) /=(99) ______\ -'_--`. _( He's still ) `\_./ |()|::::)= '_`. . ( too proud to __) _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. (__ stop and ask _) `-------' \-` , (_ directions, _) & , . & , . & , | ' (___ though. _) _\' `/_\' `/_\' | (__________) _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ Red Baron No. 4 (b) __ ____________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~ / Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... | world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ | Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ | | approaching the | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | space station's | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ reactor core! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `.____________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' |. . . . . . | \. . . . . / \ . . . . . / `. . . . . . . ,' . `. . \ . | / ,' ` `-._ \ \ | / _,-' ,' __ --- `--. | ,--' / ,' ,- ,' _ --- \ / , _, , ,' *ROAR!* ' ,' ,- /./ , _,- --- /_/`/ ,' ### # ### ### # # # -- /(X)/_o # # # # # # # # == /./ /\ ## # ### ### ### # __ ' /`/ o # # # # # # # ' # ### # # ### # # # `- ._ ,' `--.______________________,--' \ _,-' ,' | `. `-._ \ `- _,-' ,' | `. `-._ | ) __ ( __ _______________ ('__`> ) -_`. ,' `.____ /=(66) ______ ( _--`. / And I bet ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | you thought we | _____ / /\ /)____||______-``. | could shoot down | `-------' \-` , | only doghouses | & , . & , . & , | ' \ with these! / _\' `/_\' `/_\' | `.______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - Red Baron No. 5 __________________________ \ . _ _ _ | . ` _____________ _|,' `.|_|,' `.|_|,' |`. `\ \ ,' `. _/. ,\_/. ,\_/. |) )|` | / Verzeihen Sie, \ & ` ' & ` ' & ` |`. / | | mein Herr! | _____,-------.____________/ `./ | | Haben Sie etwas |___ \_\/ \) __||__ \ `/ \ Grey Poupon? _,-' /O \. |()|::::)= `._____________,' (^^)=/ ------ \ | / <.__,) ### (( ##### ### #########= ___________ ##### ##____##___/__ ,\ ,' __ `. `-------' \ ,'\ | / ,' `. \ _ __ |,' \ | | | () | | |_) /\ |_ |) )|, | \ `.__,' / | \ /--\ | |,' ,/ / `.____,' | ' , ________________________________/ ' Red Baron No. 5 (b) __ ('__`> \ /==(o) ______ \ `\__/ |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; __ __ ('__`> _ --__`. \ /==(o) ______\ -'_--`. \ `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. .. \________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `-------' \-` . \ / , . & , . & , | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' ` : *Snipe!* | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,' / *. *Ker-ing!* | ' /__\ ` / : |\ ' ` __________________________/ / *_________/__\ / / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; / / / / *Rattattatt...!* / / / *Zing!* /__ *Shred!* , (*__`> *Tear!* ' *Ricochet!* \ / ** ) / ______ \ /:.* |()|::::)= \________ ____/ / / \ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' / /:--' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . / / '.. & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of ` / _ `: _\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,' / / |_ ".. |`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` / / ;: | ' , ' ` _______________ / ______________:______/ ' / / / / / ; *Smolder!* ( )) __ . (( _ --__`. \ /:. ) ______\ -'_--`. \ `\_:. |()|::::)= '_`. .. \________ _____ / /\ /)___ )|____\_-``. .____, `-------' `----:--' (( \-` . \ / , . & , . '.. ) & , | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. | ' /__\ ` //|/;: |\ ' ` _____________________________________:______/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; ( )) . ( \ /:. _ )___ \ `\_:. |()( :::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)___ )|___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `----:--' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . '.. & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` //|/;: | ' , ' ` _____________________________________:______/ ' / / / / ; ; ) ( __ . _ --__`. \ /:. ______\ -'_--`. \ `\_:. |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `----:--' \-` . \ / , . & , . '.. & , | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. | ' /__\ ` //|/;: |\ ' ` _____________________________________:______/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; . \ /:. ______ \ `\_:. |()|::::)= \________ /)_____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `----:--' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . '.. & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` //|/;: | ' , ' ` _____________________________________:______/ ' / / / / ; ; , - - - - - ' Cardboard ` ' cutout. ' ` - - - - ' __ \| . _ --__`. \ __ /:. ______\ -'_--`. \ ('__`> `\_:. |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ /=(66)/)_____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `----:--' \-` . \ / , . & , . '.. & , | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ `# _\' | |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. | ' /__\ ` //|/;: |\ ' ` _____________________________________:______/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; Red Baron No. 6 __ __ ('__`> __ _ --__`. \ /==(o) //()\_ ______\ -'_--`. \ `\__/ ~(( x \ |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ / /\ /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||_____\_-``. .____, `-------',~((( / )----' \-` , . \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\'' | |,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|``. | ' /__\ ` ___,--'__`--'));' |\ ' ` _ ~~'___,--' `--'___________________________/__\ ~~' """"""/ / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; _______________ / \ | She's not dead, | | you know! | \________ _____/ \| ` __ ('__`> __ \ /=(66) //()\_ ______ \ `\_-/ ~(( x \ |()|::::)= \________ / /\ /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------',~((( / )----' \ ,'\ | . \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` ~~.___,--.__,--'));' | ' , ' ` _ ~~.___,--.__,--'__________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; __ __ ('__`> __ _ --__`. \ /==(o) //()\_ ______\ -'_--`. \ `\__/ ~(( x \ |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ / /\ /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||_____\_-``. .____, `-------',~((( / )----' \-` , . \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\'' | |,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|``. | ' /__\ ` ___,--'__`--'));' |\ ' ` _ ~~'___,--' `--'___________________________/__\ ~~' """"""/ / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; ___________ / \ | But the | | goose is. | \______ ___/ \| ` __ ('__`> __ \ /=(66) //()\_ ______ \ `\_-/ ~(( x \ |()|::::)= \________ / /\ /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------',~((( / )----' \ ,'\ | . \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` ~~.___,--.__,--'));' | ' , ' ` _ ~~.___,--.__,--'__________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; Red Baron No. 6 (b) ( ) ___________________ (( ,' `. . )) , / His plane shot \ ;x\ ( ,' | down by anti-aircraft | \ \ /| | flak the world famous | --._ _\;\/ / | Red Baron is now | ==- `-._ ,-' \__\_(/// \ stuck in the desert. / ===- `--- . `.___________ ______,' . ___ `.\ ___ o -===-_ `\ <'___`) o -====--_ :6)6\\\ O --======---___ \-__/` _ O /\_`\ __ `--._ . () __ // / ) `.___ `. `._ (( ___ || / / \ --.___ `-._`-._ `-._ ((__) //,' ,\ | -.___ `--._`-._`--._ (( ( __,'" __,') \ \ `--._ `-._`-. `. ) ( __,--//(\,-']__]_] [:]_ --._ `._ `. `. (( ) )' ,' _,-| \_\ //( `---. `-. ` _ )(('((_ ,-;,'_/-'` ) `-- (_)_*_#_(_) (_/ ___/ `(_)_)_)' \____,--' /| , __/\/ |/|/\___________ ,' `. __,==--._ / I HATE the desert! \ `-_-_===- `-._ | Hot by day! Freezing by | ,'===- `- | night! Synonymous with | | the word "thirst!" And | === ___ | the constant background | === <'___`) | score by Maurice Jarre |____ :>)<\\\ | gets REALLY old after _,-' \=__/` \ about three hours! / /\_`\ `.______________________,' (( _. ,// / ) (6))_,'|| / /. --.___ -._ -._ `-._ ( `./__,\_/ / | -.___ `--._`-._`--._ ) __,'" _/_,) `-- `-._`-. `. ) ) __,--//(\,-']__]_] _ `. `. (( )(--' ,' _,-| \_\ (( / ` _ ` _ )*)'))_ ,-;,'_/-'` ) \;--.:_ (_)_*_#_(_) (_/ ___/ ;;;;:: /|\` `(_)_)_)' \____,--' Red Baron No. 7 (b) _______ ,' `. / Draw me \ __________________ | a sheep, | ,' `. \ Sir! / / Plus one meets \ `.__ ___,' __ | all sorts of weirdos | |/ __ __,-' \ out here! / `.,== ' '= `-.__ `.________ ________,' `-. _ _, `.\ |` \ ,_===' `\ -===-- /,-. | _,'== __,-' ___ ==- 6|6`V ,-' --' <'___`) == \._/ () _____ )9 \\\ .-|_|._ (() =====- \-__/` |_+ ,_| ((_) ===-- /\_`\ | + | | ___ // / ) ||===| | ) ((__) || / /. \| / / ( __,,--/ / | | / / ______,--//(\_____'_,) ||(_)| ( )~~ ___ []__]_] / A \ ))( ) ,' _ `| \_\ / %| | _(*('((._ ,-;,'_/-'` | /_%%| \ (_)_*_#_(_) (_/ ___/ ,'-'|_____| `(_)_)_)' \____,--'ool |/ _______________________ ___________ ,' `. ,' `. / Shot down and stranded \ / That's cute! \ | in a huge desert the | | Now draw me a | | world famous Red Baron | \ Gameboy! / | is attempting to build | `._______ __,' | a new airplane out of | /,' | salvaged parts from the | _ /' \ wreckage of his old one. / |` \ `.__________ __________,' /,-. | / ,' 6|6`V /.' -----. /' | |._ /) (,_| __ _ ___ (\ \ | <'_,`_) ,'_ `. \`----' | :6)- \\,'--./. \ `| / / _\^__/'_ ,- `/\ | _ _ | / / / \ \ \ )! |,' \ / ) ||(_)| ___/ / . \,'/| / ,'\_\ / / / A \ _,' `----'\ \/ |_,' _/ / / %| | --' _ | ) ( _) /_%%| \ // | \ / / ,'-'|_____| // d===C [:]_ / / |/ /+ '|\ (_/ ________________ / \ | Then draw me a | | PEZ dispenser! | _________ \___ ___________/ ,' `. `.\ / Which \ __ _ `\ | might have |___ <'_,`_) _ | been a good ,-' :6)6 \\ |` \ | idea if his | \~__/' /,-. | | old plane | ,-/ /\-. 6|6`V | had been | / |. . `. \o_/ | bigger to | ( | \.[] |. \ .-|_|._ \ begin with. / \)# |. / / / /_+ ,_| `.___________,' \# |. \/ ,' ||+ | | )_____,'])) /|===| | [[_{}_,'/ \`-._ / | / / /_/ /_// \ %.\)/| / / ,. ( ##| \_$, \||(_)| /+| / | #| `--/ A \ __________,'_,'___ |# /| / ,'`. / %| | /_________________/ | |'| |' /%\ /_%%| \ /_____ ,O ________/ | ` | ' ,'\_| ,'-'|_____| /___\\/ /_______/ (__,'(__,' |/ (_)),'\ \\O O Red Baron No. 7 __ ('__`> \ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~ \ `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... \________ _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Oberpfaffenhofen ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; _ / ) ______ / / ________ ,-----------' /\\\\_____,------' ___) / \/\\\) . /\ . ) , / ------.____,----/ /// |\ / \ |\ /\ /| , ,====..' __ _ / / ____| \/ \_| \/ \/\/ |___ / /\(.\-\ \ \\_ ,, / / - \ _ / | | < )-) | --- /\Y/// / / ___ \ \ \/ / |_| / \ /\ | | \ \ \/(./-/ / ___ \//// / / / \/\/ | | \_/ /--\ . . __\ ` `====': __,'`~ /\/ / -- /__ __ __ , | \ --' /\/ / ____ | / \/\| \ /| /\ /\| \ ,' / / |/ ` \/ |/ \/ ` , `-------' / / ===---- ' ) ) ______ ' __ \`-._________,-'\/ *Brush!* __ `-.__________,-' ====--- ) ) _ --__`. \ __ ______\ -'_--`. \ ('__`> |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ _____/=(99) /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `-------' \-` , . \ / , . & , . & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' | |,- -.| Oberpfaffenhofen ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | ' /__\ ` |\ ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; -- - ___________ ____) . /| /\ , --' \___ ) ) |\/ |/\__/ \/|___ -----/_)_\\ __| / ---.______)_ \\\ ====--- \ I THOUGHT YOU \ \ \\\ / WERE ON MY SIDE! _\ =====.____/ ((( ) ) /___ _ _ _\ __ )\ /,' \| \ /\|\ | `-----/\\\ ===--- /' ` \/ ` \| __________)((( _________ __ ____,' `. <'__`) \ `-. MWHAHAHAHA ) (@@)=\ ______ \ \__________,' \>_/' |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Oberpfaffenhofen ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; Red Baron No. 8 I have a job interview on Monday, so I'll be offline and/or too busy for a few days. So here are a few simple cartoons in advance. Hope- fully I'll have time to conclude the desert plot next week... __ ('__`> \ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~ \ `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... \________ _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Oberammergau ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; __ __ ('__`> _ --__`. /=(oo) ______\ -'_--`. __ `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . \ \_) _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. ____\ \_) \ `-------' \-` , `. _ \ & , . & , . & , | ' `. | \ ___ _\' `/_\' `/_\' | ,' \_| _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | '------, _ / |\ / | \ / __________________________/__\ /____ \_| .`.-_-\ | . . `_`.'_-_\ |,' |\|\ / ' | ` \ E E / E / E E / / e e / e / ! / ! / | \ / `. *Crash! ,' "HALLELUJAH!" "HALLELUJAH!" ) ___ _______ ___ __ __) (___ __) _) _( __ __ ___)__ (___ ('__`> ___ )_____(_ (__ (( /=(..) ______ / ___ `\_-/ |()|::::)= / / / _____ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ / // // `-------' \ ,'\ | / // // & , . & , . & , |,' \ | / // _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | / / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / / / | ' , / __________________________/ ' %% %%%% ;/;.%% /~~/\//\\ /~~/ \~~\ ((\ /~~/| |/ |~~| ))\ /~~/ / /\~~\//||\ '// / |\\~~_/)||\ / | \\\((||||\ / / / | ))|||,'' / / | | """" `( / | %`( | | %% %%`(' ( % % ( )) / ) (( / / ( ) _____ / `--` /) \ (\ (( (/ (\ \ \) )) \) \ (( \ . /\ , __ |\ / \ /|____ ('__`> ____| \/ \/ / /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~ \ / `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... \ EEEEARRRGHH!!!\ _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ /__ ___\ `-------' \ ,'\ | |/\ /\ . / & , . & , . & , |,' \ | ' \/ \|\/ _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _____ ` _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `--` \ | ' , (\ __________________________/ ' (( \) | | | | ((\ ))\ ((||\ ))||\ ((||||\ ))|||,' """" Red Baron No. 9 __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / Once again ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | the world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | Red Baron is | `-------' \ ,'\ | | approaching the | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | dreaded alien | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ space station! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `.______________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' __ __ _____________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / It's orbiting ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | very low, in | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | case you were | `-------' \-` , \ wondering. / & , . & , . & , | ' `._____________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ Main cartoon: ## ## __ ## ## ## ## ('__`> ## ## /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~ ## ## `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... #### *Pop!* #### _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ ## ## `-------' \ ,'\ | ## ## ## ## & , . & , . & , |,' \ | ## ## ## ## _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## __ __ ## ## ('__`> _ -- `. #### *Pop!* #### /==(o) ______\ /, ~~ ~ ~ ## ## `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... ## ## ## ## _____ / /\ /)____||____\\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ## ## ## ## `-------' \-` , & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ ############ #################### ) ) ######################## #### #### #### #### #### ################################ ) ) ###### #### ###### ## ## _________ / \ __ | Space |___ ('__`> \ | Invaders! ,-' /=(66) ______ \ \_________/ `\_-/ |()|::::)= \______________________ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Reit-im-Winkel ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; ## ## ## ## ) ) ############## #### ###### #### ###################### ## ############## ## ) ) ## ## ## ## #### #### ## ## ## ## ## ## ## Red Baron No. 10 _____________ __ __ ,' `. ('__`> _ --__`. / It's venison \____ /==(o) ______\ -'_--`. | on the menu ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | tonight for the | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | Red Baron, owing | `-------' \-` , | to a rather | & , . & , . & , | ' | unfortunate mid- | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | \ air collision / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | `._____________,' |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ _________________ _( _)_ ( How am I ever _) ( going to replace a _) (__ red-nosed reindeer? )_ (_______________________) _ (_) __ __ __ O (__\ /__) <'__`) \ (__\---/__)_ (66)=\ ______ \ /\\_// \ \-_/' |()|::::)= \_____\(x x)/,___\_____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, //\0/// `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , // // . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The \)iri\)of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Wuppertal ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; Red Baron No. 11 __ ____________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / Luftwaffe has ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | equipped our | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | airplanes with | `-------' \ ,'\ | | new navigator | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | \ robots. / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | `.____________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' ____________ __ __ ,' `. ('__`> _ --__`. / They're \____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. | supposed to be ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | an assisting | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | safety feature, | `-------' \-` , | but frankly | & , . & , . & , | ' | mine's just | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | | getting on | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | \ my nerves! / |\ `.____________,' __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ __________________ /\ | | /\/ \/|____ | CLOUD AHEAD! | ___/ /_____ | DANGER! | _\ SHUT UP!! / | OOL SCHREGLMANN! | \ YOU BUBBLE-HEADED / | DANGER! | /___ BOOBIE!!!_____\ |__________ ______| /__ __ __\ / /__ | / \/ /__ / |/ |/ __ ' _____ ('__`> \ (<=<>>) /=(><) ______ \ _)_(_ `\_O/ |()|::::)= \________ ///|\\\ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Dusseldorf ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; Red Baron No. 12 _____________ / \ __ | The Red Baron |___ ('__`> \ | flies again! ,-' /==(o) ______ \ \_____________/ `\__/ |()|::::)= \______________________ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Baden-Baden ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; _____________ __ __ ,' `. ('__`> _ --__`. / My shrink \____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. | says I'm either ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | schizophrenic | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | or the victim | `-------' \-` , | of some really | & , . & , . & , | ' | crappy witness | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | | relocation | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | \ program. / |\ `._____________,' __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ Red Baron No. 13 __ _______________ ('__`> \ \ *Zing!* ,' `.____ (( /=(..) \ \ ___\__ / Here's the world ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= | famous Red Baron | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | having his newly | `-------' \ ,'\ | | cleaned airplane | & , . & , *Snipe!* : |,' \ | | riddled with | _\' `/_\' .. \ |) )|, | \ bulletholes! / _|`. ,'|_|`. : \ \ |,' ,/ / `.______________,' : \ \ \ | ' , ___________________\_____\\ ' \ \ __ ) _ ( ____________ ('__`> ( ( \ \\ ,' `._____ /=(..) _))(\ \ // / I could just ,-' `\_~/ |((((:):)(( | bail out but | _____ / /\ /)___))/_(_\)_ | it would do hell | `-------' (( \ )( \ | to my insurance | & , . & , ))/ ( ,) | \ rates! / _\' `/_\' ( _ | `.____________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ) _|`. | ( |\ __________________________/\ \ \ \ \_) ____ ( _ ) _____________ (=__=) ) ( \ // ,' `._____ {(..)} ((_)\ \ \ / Hey, you with ,-' \<>/ |())(::(:=)) | the funny nose! | _____ / /\ /)__((_\__)(\_ | Mind if we swap | `-------' ))/ ( ) \ | addresses and | & , . & , (( \ )( | | deal with this | _\' `/_\' ) _ | \ in private?! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ( |_|`. | `._____________,' ) |\ __________________________/\ \ \ \ \_) Red Baron No. 14 _ # /= _ / (_) (_) (#) | | | _ () |-| _ ()() (_) \ \ _ : : # /= | | _ / `. | | (_) `.__________________| ___ |______________ ,\ (_) (#) | (___) |~~~~ ~~~~ \ ,'\ | | | / \ | |,' \ | | | _ _,-.___________| / \ |_____________ |) )|, | () |-| `-' | \ / | |,' ,/ / _ ()() | \___/ | | ' , (_) __________________| (___) |______________/ ' \ ,' | | \ _ ,' | | # /= | | _ / : : (_) (_) (#) | | | _ () |-| _ ()() (_) \ \ _ # /= _ / (_) (_) (#) | | | _ () |-| _ ()() (_) _A_ __ \ / ,-\ ,-==-> \ _ `. ( /'_') /,=(o) ______ # /= ___ `._________\___/________\\ _/____|()|::::)=__ ,\ _ / `. | & , . & , \ ,'\ | (_) \`- -'\ The Spiri |_\' '|_\' |,' \ | (_) (#) |,- -.| Castrop-Ra : : _|`. ,'|_|`. |) )|, | | ' /__\ ` \ \ |,' ,/ / | | _ ' ` \ \ | ' , () |-| _______________\ \______________/ ' _ ()() \ | \ |\ ,|\ (_) \_| \ | `. ,' | \ \ (_) \ `,--:' __| \ \ _ :( () )' `. : # /= `--'`.__,' _ / (_) (_) (#) | | | _ () |-| ___________________ _ ()() ,' `. (_) / After much bloodshed \ \ | we've decided to give | \ _ | diplomatic relations | # /= | with the aliens | _ / \ a try. / (_) `.______ ___________,' (_) (#) |/ | A ' | | _ _|_ __ () |-| / __\ ('__`> _ ()() \ (_/-X-) /=(66) ______ (_) \ \__-/ `\_-/ |()|::::)= \ \________ / /\ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ \ _ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | # /= . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | _ / |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | (_) |,- -.| Castrop-Rauxel ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / (_) (#) ' /__\ ` | ' , | ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' | | _ / / () |-| / / _ ()() ; ; (_) \ \_ # /= _ / (_) (_) (#) | | | _ () |-| _ ()() (_) \ \ _ # /= _ / (_) (_) (#) | _A_ : __ : | | _ / ' \ / ,' `. / ____ () |-| . ( ,-< | /.__,' | ;::::)= _ ()() `.___________-'__/____/___`\__/__,./_'(),\\\___ ,\ (_) `. (/__/\__) (/ /\__\) '(::::)=\ ,'\ | \ .____, |,' \ | \ _ . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |) )|, | # /= |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |,' ,/ / _ / /,- -./ Castrop-Rauxel ,'/_/`. ,'/_/`. ,'/_/`. | ' , (_) ,'_| ___________________________________________/ ' (_) (#) | | | / / | | _ | | () |-| ; ; _ ()() (_) \ \ _ # /= _ / (_) (_) (#) | | | _ () |-| _ ()() (_) \ \_ # /= _ / (_) : : (_) (#) | | | `. | | | | _ `.__________________|___________|______________ ,\ () |-| ~~~~~~ _____ _____ ____ \ ,'\ | _ ()() ,'___ `. ,___ _`. -- (::::)=|,' \ | (_) _____ / / o \(\ \ // `\'_\)\ /\--|\/| |) )|, | \ \ \___/(/ / \\__,/._/)/ \/--|/\| |,' ,/ / \ _ `._____,' `._____,' -- (::::)=| ' , # /= _____________________________________________/ ' _ / ,' | | (_) ,' | | (_) (#) | | | : : | | _ () |-| _ ()() (_) \ \ _ # /= _ / (_) (_) (#) | | | _ () |-| _ ()() (_) \ \ _ # /= : : _ / | | (_) \ \ (_) (#) ___ ______________|_____________|______________ | `. | __ __ __ \ . | | _ \`- -'\ laxneR-dojfseC `.\_\,' `.\_\,' `.\_\,' | . ` () |-| |,- -.| to f!j!ds ayL ,\_/. ,\_/. ,\_/. |`. `\ \ _ ()() ' /__\ ` ' & ` ' & ` ' & ` |) )|' | (_) ' ` _______ _______ ____ |`. / | \ ,'________(\__\/__)_____(\_\/__/) .(::::)=/ `./ | \ _ ,' -. \ \ ,/__\ `'\ .()`/// `/ # /= ' ( `-< | \' `. | :::::)= _ / \_._/ \ `.__,' \ ---- (_) V : : (_) (#) | | | _ () |-| _ ()() (_) \ \ _ # /= _ / (_) (_) (#) | | | _ () |-| _ ()() (_) \ \ _ : : # /= \ \ _ / _______________\_____________\______________ (_) .____, \ . (_) (#) . \ / , _ _ _ | . ` | |`- -'| laxneR-dojfseC `.|_|,' `.|_|,' `.|_|,' |`. `\ \ | | _ |,- -.| to f!j!ds ayL ,\_/. ,\_/. ,\_/. |) )|` | () |-| ' /__\ ` ' & ` ' & ` ' & ` |`. / | _ ()() ' ` ________,-------._____,-------.____________/ `./ | (_) / \__\/ \_\/ \) __||__ \ `/ \ / / -\ ,/ \ |()|::::)= \ _ / ( \-X-) \==(o) ------ # /= \___/ (.__,> _ / | (_) V (_) (#) | | | _ () |-| _ ()() (_) \ \ _ # /= _ / (_) (_) (#) | | | _ __ () |-| ,--.,' `. _ ()() _ ;( () ).__,' ; (_) (_) / ,`--:. | / \ / | / | ,' `. | / \ _ _/__|___________/ |/ `|/_____________ # /= / / \ . _ / .____, / / | . ` (_) . \ / , / / _ |`. `\ \ (_) (#) |`- -'| laxneR-dojf; ; _|,' `.|_|,' |) )|` | | /,- -./ to f!j!ds |_/. ,|_/. |`. / | | | _ ,'_| ____________________________&__`___'__&__`_/ `./ | () |-| ,' / _\ // _\ |()|::::)= `/ _ ()() ,' ( \.v.) \`=(o) ------ (_) \_`^/ `-==-> \ V \ _ # /= _ / (_) (_) (#) | | | _ () |-| _ ()() (_) \ \ _ # /= _ / (_) (_) (#) | | | _ : : () |-| | | _ ()() `. | | (_) `.__________________| ___ |______________ ,\ \ | (___) |~~~~ ~~~~ \ ,'\ | \ _ | / \ | |,' \ | # /= _,-.___________| / \ |_____________ |) )|, | _ / `-' | \ / | |,' ,/ / (_) | \___/ | | ' , (_) (#) __________________| (___) |______________/ ' | ,' | | | | _ ,' | | () |-| | | _ ()() : : (_) \ \ _ # /= _ / (_) (_) (#) | | | _ () |-| _ ()() (_) \ \ _ # /= _ / (_) (_) (#) _A_ __ | / ,-\ ,-==-> | | _ `. ( /'_') /,=(o) ______ () |-| ___ `._________\___/________\\ _/____|()|::::)=__ ,\ _ ()() `. | & , . & , \ ,'\ | (_) \`- -'\ The Spiri |_\' '|_\' |,' \ | \ |,- -.| Castrop-Ra : : _|`. ,'|_|`. |) )|, | \ _ ' /__\ ` \ \ |,' ,/ / # /= ' ` \ \ | ' , _ / _______________\ \______________/ ' (_) \ | \ |\ ,|\ (_) (#) \_| \ | `. ,' | \ | (_) \ `,--:' __| \ | | _ :( () )' `. : () |-| `--'`.__,' _ ()() (_) \ \ _ # /= _ / (_) (_) (#) _______________ _______________ | _( ) ,' `. | | _ (_ It's becoming __) / Docking at \ () |-| (_ nauseous! __) | the alien | _ ()() (_ __________) \ space station... / (_) (__) `.__ ___________,' \ _ |/ \ _ (_) A ' # /= _|_ __ _ / O / __\ ('__`> (_) \ (_/-X-) /=(66) ______ (_) (#) \ \__-/ `\_-/ |()|::::)= | \________ / /\ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | | _ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | () |-| . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | _ ()() |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | (_) |,- -.| Castrop-Rauxel ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / \ ' /__\ ` | ' , \ _ ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' # /= / / _ / / / (_) ; ; (_) (#) | | | _ () |-| _ ()() (_) \ \ /\ ___||___ | | | The | | Blue | | Danube | |________| Red Baron No. 15 __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / He'e's de ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | wo'ld famous | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ | | coming down wid | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | \ somedin. / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | `.______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' __ __ ('__`> --__`. \ /=(><) / _ _ _ \ `\_O/ --- /\ / ` |_| / \ / \ | | \________ _____ / /\ \ /--\ \_, | | \_/ \_/ . . .____, `-------' `-------' . \ / , . & , . & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' | |,- -.| Karlsruhe ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | ' /__\ ` |\ ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ / .`.-_-\ / `_`.'_-_\ ; __ ('__`> ______________ /=(66) ___ ,' `._____ `\_~' *Drip!* ::)= / Sciendisds ,-' _____ / /\ /)____ |___/__ ,\ | dingg id's an | `-------' \ ,'\ | \ ai'bo'ne virus. / & , . & , . & , |,' \ | `.______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' And finally--the desert plot continued: ,--------------------------. / After I drew him a sheep, \ | a pen, a muzzle, a Gameboy, | /// | a PEZ-dispenser, some home | __ |/ / | video equipment, a sports | <'__`) // / . | car, a luxury yacht, a | :6)6\\ |_/ &.| ,' / | castle with servants' | \-_/' / \.'`. | | quarters, the servants, a |____ ,/\ `.| ,'|,' / | pony, a zoo full of vicious ,-' __ ,'// `. `. ' | ___, | animals, a battery-operated | (__;((3,-'`,|| |. \. , /_,-' | cattle prod, and lots of | 6/_,_,' //##_/ \ |/ ,' | | batteries, the Little Pest | / `. []___] \ |'`. / | vanished again back to the | / ,__`./## [] _ [:]_,' | | asteroid whence he came. | /,-'# _/ '(()' _/___,--. | And the world famous Red | \`.,-' _,-------' `---=_________) | Baron is left all alone in | \_\,--' \ the desert once more. / `--------------------------' ################################################## ##########################"########################## /// ############################################## __ ## |/ / #######################################"#### <'__`) // / . ############################################ ( \\)\ |_/ &.| ,' /# ###########"########"###################### / \_//' / \.'`. |### ### "###"" """###" ###################### ((/ /\ `.| ,'|,' /##### #####" *Flash!* ""###############"##### / /,// `. `. 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[]___] \ |'`,' `._________________,' | | \(__;==3.' | / ,__`./## [] _ [:]_,' ==+ | `---' | /,-'# _/ '(()' _/___,--. __,-' _ | ()()####()()| \`.,-' _,-------' `ool=_________) ' _,-' __ ()###########() \_\,--' _,-' ,-' ()();:;:()() `'`' Red Baron No. 16 ____________________ _( )_ _( Hey, look! I can ___) _ O \ (_ emit infrared light ) (_) () _,-' `._ _. (__ and ultraviolet light _)_ """ (_ and visible light... __) / (_______________________) / | | ___ `----._____ ,-'=_ `-. __,-----.___ ==-- `-.__ _,-'======____ `-. =- `,'====-__ `. _,- ______________ ,'===-_ __ `-. ,' `. _,-' ('__`> / What I thought \ \ //"~( ____| was Cairo being | _,-------,\__/ `-. nuked turned out | ` .` ,' (( ( `.\/\ | to be merely the | `. `. /\ / _\\#_ | | , \ | rising sun! Looks | \ /`--._`,' #,'/ `| |-' \ \ | like it's finally | /,'-._ ,'_/ ( \ \ \ `._ | curtains for the | `--' ` \ \ `./== | world (*gasp!*) | (` (`. [:]_ `` \ famous... / ` `` (\\ `.______________,' _____________________ _( _)_ _( But do I ever hear ) _ () O \ (_ a word of appreciation? _) (_) _,-' `._ _. (__ Sometimes I feel like _) """ (___ just going dark! __) / (____________________) / | _____________________ | / \ | ...hallucinating... | ___ `----._____ \_________ __________/ \_ ==-- `-.__ \| __ \ =- `,'====-_ ` `. _,- __ ,'===-_ __ `-. ( \ _,-' ('__`> \__) / \ //6(6: \ __ / _,-------,\_~/ \ \ ( \ / / ` .` ,' (( ( `.\/\ \ \ \__) // `. `. /\ / _\\#_ | | , \ \ / \ /`--._`,' #,'/ `| |-' \ \ \ \`.|\ / /,'-._ ,'_/ ( \ \ \ `._ \ \ ' \ / `--' ` \ \ `./== \ / (` (`. [:]_ `` `-.____,-' ` `` (\\ __________________ ,' `. / HAH! Look at how \ | a life of virtue and | ___ | chastidy is its own | `----._____ ,-'=_ `-. __,-----.___ | punishment! Follow me | ==-- `-.__ _,-'======____ | and I promise you half | =- `,'====-__ | the riches and women | ,'=== __ \ of the world! / _,-' (( ('__`> `.____ ____________,' \ //(o( \| _,-------,\__/ ` ` .` ,' (( ( `.\/\ (\(\_ `. `. /\ / _\\#_ | | , \ _ (><) ) __, \ /`--._`,' #,'/ `| |-' \ \ /_`-.< c /_/ /,'-._ ,'_/ ( \ \ \ `._ (//`-. \>_(__ )) `--' ` \ \ `./== ;-| |_ //. (` (`. [:]_ `` `(\\_ ),-' ` `` (\\ b'ger (sort'a) _________________________ _( _) _( "Virtue and chastidy?" ) (__ Enter: reverse psychology! _) (____________________________) _ ____________________ __________________ (_) ,' `. ,' `. () / Nice try, buster, \ / Begone, foul wielder \ | but I've just realized | | of temptation! Do you |_ | my mistake. Say, have | | really think you can _`. | you seen some hippie | | even start below half | \| | crawl around here who | | the riches and ALL | ' | looks like he just | \ the women? / __ \ might be Messiah II? / `.__________________,' ('__`> `._ _________________,' //<=( `.\ _,-------,\_ ' \ /`--._`,' #,'/ `| |-' `. `-.___ ),_/ /,'-._ ,'_/ ( \ \ (`. `-./)) __| |__ `--' ` \ \ `` ( ~ `.*Taptap!* (` (`. [:]_ / <_'__,)_\__ ` `` (\\ `-, \ ,-| ~| (// \\| | \[=:==] b'ger (def'ly) Red Baron No. 17 __________________________________________ | | | About to die of thirst in the desert, | | the world famous Red Baron has an | | accidental encounter with the Devil... | |__________________________________________| ________________ __________________ ,' `. ,' `. / Wait! You can't \ / A deal? MWAHAHA! \ | leave me out here to | | You're already on my | | die! Isn't there | | "sure thing" list. In | `----._ \ some deal-- / | just a few hours you | ==-- `.____ __________,' | shall be mine! There | =- `.\ | . | is nothing you could | `\ __ '__ \ offer me! NOTHING! / _,-' (( ('__`> `.____ ____________,' \ //(..) \| _,-------,\_o/ ` ` .` ,' (( ( `.\/`. )) (\(\_ `. `. /\ / _\\#_ | | ,. `. _ (^^) ) __, \ /`--._`,' #,'/ `| |-' `. `-.___ /_`-.< c /_/ /,'-._ ,'_/ ( \ \ (`. `-./)) |\(//`-. \>_(__ )) `--' ` \ \ `` |#|::| ;-| |_ //. (` (`. [:]_ \|::| `(\\_ ),-' ` `` (\\ `--' b'ger (sort'a) ______________________________ | | | However, sometime later... | |______________________________| __ ('__`> \ /==(o) ______ \ `\__/ |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Rothenburg-ob- ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` der-Tauber | ' ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; __ __ ________________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / I showed him the ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | key combination | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | activating the | `-------' \-` , | flight simulator | & , . & , . & , | ' | in his spreadsheet | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | \ application. / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | `.________________,' |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ______________ | | | Meanwhile: | |______________| //\\ _____ __ ,. //=(= `-. __,-----.___ __,----'__=- `--._ ,-'== //\\ //\-/ _,-'==== `- -' =======- `.==- // _// "\_ ===-__ ________________________ `. |\ / \ _ ( __) , (\\ | \ ; |\ _( I'm positive this is )_ ___,-' || \/ | | \| O (_ the place where the )_ ||\ / | | || _ ( temptation was scheduled. __) || `' / | \\ (_) (_ I'm going to FIRE that __) || | | / |)) (____ agent! _________) || | \ | | (____________) || / \ | \ ____ || / | \ \ / , *Tap!* ,-' __ `-. || \ / / /_\ '__ *Tap!* `-.____,-' `' `-'-`-' Red Baron No. 18 __ _ `,\=|==/' _,--._ U | | U |:||______||:| I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM UP HERE |:|\/\/\/\/|:| .------------------------------------------. | _\ /_ _\ /_ | \ _> <_ _> <_ / \\ /_\ ________ ________ /_\ // \\`--------------------------------------'// \`---------------+-\\//-+---------------'/ `---------------| `' |---------------' | __ | | /()\ | | |##| | | \##/ | | | | | | || | / || \ / || \ /_____||_____\ /______||______\ Red Baron No. 19 __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / The world famous ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | Red Baron is | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | despondent | `-------' \ ,'\ | | because his | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | girlfriend found | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ "Mr. Right." / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `._____________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' __ __ ______________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / "Wilbur or ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | Orville," I asked. | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | But she merely | `-------' \-` , | stormed out and | & , . & , . & , | ' \ wouldn't say. / _\' `/_\' `/_\' | `.______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - Main Cartoon: __ *ROAR!* /,-- ,-.__/// / . ############|+____/o/_); o//o/ /_/ # ###### # ##### #### ### # # ## # ## # # # # # # # #### # ############### # # # # # # # # ###### # # # # # # # # # # ### # # ################ # # ## # # # # # ## ## # # # # ######## ###### /`. # # ,'\\\o ,' \o\/ / *ROAR!* \o\\\ /\ \\\ ~~\''' ____ _( )__ __ (_ ) __ | _--( ________) (__\-. =#= _- \ (_____)--' `--' " *Roar!* `.__ / ,' / / . #$@%&!!%~%$** ' /\ _ /\ ___ /\ _ /\ ___ ||_ / \ /__\ /\ \ ||_ / \ /__\ /\ \ __| |_| |___||___|| |__| |_| |___||___|| |_ __ __ ____________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `.____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / Occasionally ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | I suffer from | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. \ Tourette's. / `-------' \-` , `.___________,' & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - Red Baron No. 20 __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / No Allied ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | scheme, however | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | nefarious, can | `-------' \ ,'\ | | throw the world | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | famous Red Baron | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ off track! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `.______________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' __ __ ______________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `.____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / Hey, did they ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | even call | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | themselves | `-------' \-` , | "Allieds" in WWI? | & , . & , . & , | ' | The artist's done | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | | only minimal | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | \ research. / |\ `._____________,' __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ___, _ ,-'/ \ \ ,-' / , _\ \___,-.,-' / _ ;(__o `___@| / /_) o \o \ / / \_\ \ / __ \/___,---.__ _______________ ('__`> ,' `.____ /==(o) ______ / Anyway, nothing ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | the enemy can do | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | will distract the | `-------' \ ,'\ | | Red Baron from | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | \ his mission! / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | `.______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' ---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---. / WINGSPAN JUST TOO WIDE FOR MOST HANGARS? WE CAN HELP! / __ , __ _ __ _ _ __ , , __ , ____ / )) _ /| / / | /_) /_ / \ / /,' ` /_ /|,'/ /_ /| / / / _ / |/ / __\ / \ /__ /_,' |_/ \_, /__ / ' / /__ / |/ / / ' ' / )) ,---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---./ ________ __ / \____ ('__`) \ | Wh--!! ,-' /(||)\ ______ \ \________/ (( `\\//' |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Winsen-an-der ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` Luhe | ' ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; * * | / * ,'\ ,'\ , * . ,' \ ,' \ ,'| ` __________,' \/\,' \,'\,' | / \ |______ \ / \ ## ### ### ### # # # / ,' # # # # # # # # # / ,' # ### ### ### ### # \ ,'___ # ## # # # # # \ _ | ## # # # # ### # # # ____\ * ' | | | ,'\ ,'| /`. /`. ,'\ | `. |,' \,'\,' |/ `./ `. ,' \| ' ' `.' ` * | / * * ??__ ,",._`)`. ( _((_((___ ~~~~~~~~~~, ( ( )) ,'=-- ____________ ~~ ~~ / )) )) (( ,'/-// ,' `. UCEMENT / )) (( )) /\= / Falling for \ ~~~~~~~' )__( /|/ ____| that one EVERY | _ (\| | // `-._ SINGLE T--!! / ____ |]\___/ //| . , `._______ ____,' __ __( )_ \_____;/\|| *-- \\ _( _) ,-( _) o / O|// '|\ *BANG!* _\\__ ,-(___) `--(______ )--. ,'_|\|| ' / \ `--' `--(_____) //|/ /\ | gnnf! | |// _____||_____ \_____/ |/| | | /| | Sound of | | airbag | | inflating | |____________| Red Baron No. 21 \ | / \ ### (( #..)# \ ### #########= ___________ ##### ##____##___/__ ,\ ,\ __ `. `-------' \ ,'\ | / ,\ *Ka-ching!*_ __ |,' \ | | | *) | | |_) /\ |_ |) )|, | \ `.__,' / | \ /--\ | |,' ,/ / `.____,' | ' , ________________________________/ ' ) __ ( __ _____________ ('__,> ) -_`. / \____ /=(66) ______ ( _--`. | Bull's-eye! ,-' `\_v/ |()|::::)= '_`. . \_____________/ _____ / /\ /)____||______-``. `-------' \-` , & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - Red Baron No. 22 \ | / *Thook!* ### ##(.# ---===== (( *>>-### #########= ___________ ##### ##____##___/__ ,\ ,' __ `. `-------' \ ,'\ | / ,' `. \ _ __ |,' \ | | | () | | |_) /\ |_ |) )|, | \ `.__,' / | \ /--\ | |,' ,/ / `.____,' | ' , ________________________________/ ' ( . *Bonk!* _ ( ### '/_ __`. ##### \\ _--`. *>>-#### #########= \_`. . ___________ #### ##____##____\_-``. ,' __ `. `-------' \-` , / ,' `. \ _ __ | ' | | () | | |_) /\ |_ | \ `.__,' / | \ /--\ | | `.____,' |\ ________________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ __ _______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /=(66) _O______v_ / Taking a live ,-' `\_-/ |___(,-----' | one for examining | _____ / /\ /)____||______ ,\ \ and tagging. / `-------' \ ,'\ | `._______________,' & , . & , . & , |,' \ | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' Red Baron No. 23 __ ('__`> \ /==(o) ______ \ `\__/ |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Bayreuth ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; ______________ ________________ / \ / \ | Look! | | Is it a bird? | | Up in the Sky! | | Is it a plane? | \___ _________/ \______ ________/ |/ /,' ' /' \ | / \ | / . ' , __ ('__`> \ /=(99) ______ \ `\_~/ |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Bayreuth ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; _______________ / \ | It's a plane. | \____ _________/ /,' /' \ | / Main cartoon: __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / Here's the Red ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | Baron at an early | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | experiment with | `-------' \ ,'\ | | psychological | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | \ warfare! / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | `.______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' _______________ || | | |_'. \\___|_/) / _ _ | "The Ride of ,-.,` `--._=_) - (( (_) _ (( |= | the Valkyrie" | ' `\) \ / (( |-| _| |_______________| /_, ()() (#) __ __ ('__`> _ --__`. \ (( /=(..) ______\ -'_--`. \ `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `-------' \-` . \ / , . & , . & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' | |,- -.| Bayreuth ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | ' /__\ ` |\ ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ || | .`.-_-\ \\___|_/) / ____ `_`.'_-_\ `--._=_) - `-.`. `\) \ \ | / | ______________________,' /___________ / \ | *scratch* JAMBALAAAAAAAAAAAAYA!!!! | \_____________________________________/ __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /=(><) ______ / @#$%ing ground ,-' `\_~/ |()|::::)= | crew recorded | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | over my wax | `-------' \ ,'\ | \ cylinders AGAIN! / & , . & , . & , |,' \ | `.______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' || | \\___|_/) / ____ `--._=_) - `-.`. `\) \ \ | / | ______________________________,' /____________ ,' __ `. / ()() () () /~/ \ | \_\ |, |; ()() | | | | Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo | \ 'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio... / `.______________________________________________,' Red Baron No. 24 __ _ ('__`> _ | `-----. // -( `- | : // | ________ ______________ ':__/ --- | : // | `-._ / | | /_/\ _,- | : // | / /___| ROAR!! | |( ) \\ ,_ |_,-----' /______ RATTATTAT!!! | [|\ `._-'\_(\\ _/___\_ |______________| ||`.___,-'_-~~]_[_______]_____ \`\.,-) `[____________________] \,`.___. ||| \ ||| |______`.||| / ||| ||==I ||\ \ ||| __||__ ||_\__ / ||| ---o--o---o-||\_,-'------`-||----- ____________ __ _ ,' `. 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[:] | | \ *Kaching!*| `|*| _ | | \________ _____ | / \____*/`._/ / ) | | .____, `-------' `------ [:]=[*_]/_] / / | | . \ / , . & , . & (()(/[]/[]*Kaching!*| | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_ _|/ | /\ |/ | | |,- -.| Wolfenstein ,'|_|`. ,'|_ /_\ *Kaching!* | | ' /__\ ` /| |\/ \_\ | | | ' ` _______________________________ `-'' | | _/ | | / / \_\ | | ___ ______ ,-' / \_| | | `-. ,-' `-. ,' | | `. ,' `. ,' | | AMMO: \ / *JUMP!* \ / *JUMP!* HEALTH____ | | 35/100 * * |######____| | |____________________________________________________________| ____________________________________________________________ | | | _ / | | <'_`) / | | (//\\ / / | | ()) _\"_|._ / | | [:] ,'| + *Kaching!* _ | | | |' |`---'|\ \ _____ ____________ / ) | | . \_,'*Kaching!*|-------' `-------' \ / / | | . [__[__]=[:] . & , . & , . & , | / | | |`- - ([] []))()) of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |/ | | |,- - / | \|_ ein ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | | | ' /__\ | *Kaching!* | | | ' //_/ \/| | __________________________________/ | | | | / ``-' / / | | / /_/ `-. ______ ___ | | |_/ `. ,-' `-. ,-' | | `. ,' `. ,' | | AMMO: *JUMP!* \ / *JUMP!* \ / HEALTH____ | | 35/100 * * |##________| | |____________________________________________________________| ) ( ( *BAM!* )) ( *BAM!* (( /\ *BAM!* __ /\) _ ____________ ('__`> / _/\| `-----. ,' `. //(>( /,' \)| : // | ___ _________ / Which &%$#ing \____ ':_ \ /==(o) ______ \ `\__/ |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Cuxhaven ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; __ __ ('__`> _ --__`. \ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. \ `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `-------' \-` , . \ / , . & , . & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' | |,- -.| Cuxhaven ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | ' /__\ ` |\ ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; __ _____________ ('__,> ,' `._____ (( /=(><) ______ / Oh yeah?!! ,-' `\_O/ |()|::::)= | Well then YOU | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | make up your | `-------' \ ,'\ | | own *$#%ing | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | limericks, you | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ #$*%@$$!!! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `._____________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' Red Baron No. 27 ____,----' --- ______,---' ____, ____________ ____,----' ______,--\' ,' ,' `. __,---' ____,----' `._ ,' / Here's the \ \__,--\' ,==. ____| world famous Red | \ {^^} `-._ Baron having a | | _,'__\----() \ little fun! / \ ____,----' ()_(\===-/ `.____________,' __,---' ____,----' `. \\=-//______ \__,--\' __,/ \\- \---' _____\-___, | -==='| (_) |_____,---' __,--' \ __`_\\/_______,---' \_____,-----'_ /-=\\ \ ___,----' _____,----- / -==\) ## \___,----' ## ## ## \ | / / / __ ,' / ,####. | \ / / / #`"""# \ \ / / ,' ( 6(6# \ \ ,' / | ,-'\,=.|-.__ `. / // / / ##/`-'\##### \ / / ,' \ ###,V ####### ,' / = / =- /\###_/ \#######. \ / / /,=/\" _ \###### / / = \==(3 / `""## | ,' / ( ( / / ' / __,|# / / \((/ ----'##\/# ) ) / / . / `' =/########\# / `-- / =/######### ._ | ######^#### | `== / ###### #### \ / #/### ##### | _ | /###| #### \ ==_ / ###| ### =- | | ###\ #### \ | (( ###|\#/#< _ \ / #|#\ Y### ==' \\##\ \## ## __ __ ______________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(^^) ______\ -'_--`. / "Catcher in the ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | Rye" would have | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | been my SECOND | `-------' \-` , \ career choice! / & , . & , . & , | ' `.______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ ~~~ )__ .`.-_-\ *Cough!* ~~ ~~ ~~ _) `_`.'_-_\ *Cough!* *Cropdust!* ~ ___) -- - ~~ \__) \ | / ~~ ____/ ~ ~ ____) Red Baron No. 28 I'm going home for a few days, so here's a few cartoons up front: . ' , __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / The world famous ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | Red Baron has | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | only eighteen | `-------' \ ,'\ | | minutes left to | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | \ reach air staff! / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | `.______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' __ __ _______________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / Otherwise they ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | won't have to pay | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. \ for the pizzas! / `-------' \-` , `._______________,' & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - Red Baron No. 29 ___________________ *Tar!* / _ \ __ | \_/ | | / ` |_/ | |___ (##_`> ## | | \_/ \_, | \ . ,-' /=(#<)# ______ *Leak!* \___________________/ `\_~##########:::)= ________ _____ /##\# /)____|####/__ ,\ .____, `-------' ##----#-' \## \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & \# |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Furstenfeldbruck ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; |\ . __| \/\_|\_ _____________ \ / ,' `. *Feather!* / CHIRP! _\ / Gross! \ _____ \ /_ __ __\ | So that's what |___ `--` / (\ /) )) __ \/ /,' | happened to the ,-' ####> /) \)(/ _ --__`. /' \ RAF pilots! / ##(><) (/ ___/__\*Shred!*< `._____________,' ##<#(\ |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ _____######\)#____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `------\' ##\# \-` , . \ / , . & , . & , . & \# | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' | |,- -.| Furstenfeldbruck ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | ' /__\ ` |\ ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; -- - \ __________________ (\ )) ,' `. \) / What duffn't \ \ _____ | kill you only (Ptui!) |___ (\`--> \ humiliates you! _,-' (\(66/ ______ `.__________________,' (( `\))/) |()|::::)= ________ _____ (/(/\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `/------' ##\# \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & \# |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Furstenfeldbruck ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; Red Baron No. 30 __ __ ,'__-- _ <'__`) ___________ ,'--_`- /______ (o)==\ ____/ \ , ,'_` =(::::|()| \__/' `-. Storm's | ,''-_/____||____(\ /\ \ _____ | a-brewin'! | . '-/ `-------' \___________/ ` | . & , . & , . & | `/_\' `/_\' `/_ | ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_ /| /__\__________________________ /-_-,', /_-_`,'_' - -- ,.~~~~" ~(\~~~' ______ _ _ /- ((\__--' _ _ ,'(((\\\~~' _,--' ,-'\\ ((_/ /| _ ___,' _\ ~~--__ __ ,-'^\,-' _,-' \ =-__\\ <'__`) \\______,-' \\ _,-= `._ _ _ ______ (66)=\ \,-' =(::::|()| \-_/' ,/ `. /. __\___||____(\ /\ \ _____ ___,'/______ `. | /`. / `-------' `- / \ `-._ | / `.| . & ,/ & & , | C'MON! PULL | - - _ _ | .|( (| ` ____,'/____________ \' | MY FINGER! | \ \. `.| / \ `. \____________/ ` | | How do I know, | ` \_ | you ask. Well... | ____________ \___________________/ Main cartoon: *Puttputtputt!* . ' , __ __ ______________ _,'|_-- _ <'__`) ,' `. (,\-|_`- /______ (o)==\ ____/ Here's the \ ,\ \|_` =(::::|()| \__/' `-. word famous Red | /`._\''-_/_'__||____(\ /\ \ _____ | Baron attempting | `._,`\-/ `-------' | history's first | _,_`._| . & , . & , . & | transatlantic-- | (__/_|_| `/_\' `/_\' `/_ | | _,' | ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_ \ Uh-Oh! / ,'`_,'| `.______________,' \,' /_/\__________________________ /-/-,'\`. /_/_`,'_\ - -- *Whinewhinewhine!* *Whinewhinewhine!* __ _______________ _ . \ | <'__`) ,' `. /_)____` (..)=\ )) ____/ Well, the \ =(::::|()| \~_/' `-. Bronx may be up | _/_/__||____(\ /\ \ _____ | but the BATTERY'S | / `-------' | DOWN! I hope | | . & , . & , . & | that giant ship | | `/_\' `/_\' `/_ | on the horizon | | ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_ | isn't just | /| | wishful thinking | / /\__________________________ \ of a goner! / / / `._______________,' (_/ * * \ | * . /`. /`. * |`. / `. / `. , \ | `./`./ `./\/ `.__________ ' ______| / \ / \ ## ### ### ### # # # / \ # # # # # # # # # `. / # ### ### ### ### # `. / # ## # # # # # ___`. /____ ## # # # # ### # # # | _ | | ` * ,' | /`. ,'\ ,'\ |`. /`. | |/ `. ,' \,' \| `./`./ `.| * ' `,' ` ` | \ * * ________ | | | Airbag | |___ ___| || __________________ \/ / \ _______ | No it wasn't! | ( *Bang!* / \ | Am I lucky or wh-- | ) | gnnf! | \______________ __/ (( \|/ \_ ____/ `.\ )) /,' `\ __ ,. /' ( _\_\ \#`. __________ )) \_,\\- ,' ) ,' `. // ,\ _,o // / Someone \ _______ X\,O\ \\_ _____ | bring that | / \ / /_/._) / | $#%%@!! down | |_________| | | |______ | there! Is .\ |_________| | P.M.S. | |______ | anyone still |`\ | | TITANIC | | | watching for | . \ _______|______|_________|______|______ \ icebergs? / _` ////////////////////////////////////// `.__________,' ---------------------------------------- Red Baron No. 31 __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / The world famous ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | Red Baron is | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | braving the skies | `-------' \ ,'\ | \ again! / & , . & , . & , |,' \ | `._____________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' __ __ _________________ ('__`> _ --__`. / \____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. | I'm not wearing ,-' `\_v/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | any pants! | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. \_________________/ `-------' \-` , & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - Red Baron No. 32 ___________________ ,' `. / The world famous \ | Red Baron is teaching | ~ ~ ~ ~ | a rather psyched out | ~ ~ ~ ~ | new pilot how to find | ~ ~ | one's way through | ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ \ dense fog! / ~ ~ ~ `.____ _____________,' ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ `.\ ~ . ' , ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ `\ __ ~ ~ __ ~ ~ ('__`> / \ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ /=(66) ~ |==(o) ____ \ ~ `\_-/ ~ \|_/ |()|::: ~ ~ \________ / /\ /)_____ / /\ /)____||___~ ~ .____, `-------' `-------' ~ . \ / , . & , . & , . & ~ ~ |` ~ ~ pirit of `/_\' `/_\' ` ~ ~ |,~ ~ ~ ~ ,'|_|`. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ' ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ' ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ _______________________ ~ ,' `. / You know, maybe we \ ~ | should take our hats off. | ~ | According to yours here | ~ ~ | calculations our current | ~ | position would be the | ~ ~ \ Cathedral of Cologne! / ~ ~ ~ `._______ ______________,' ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |/ ~ ~ ~ ~ ' ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ . ' , ~ ~ ~ __ __ ~ ~ ('__`> _ / \ ~ ~ \ ~ /==(o)--// |==(o) ____ ~ \ ~ `\__/ // \|_/ |()|:: ~ ~ \________ / /\ (\)_____ / /\ /)____||___ ~ ~ .____, `-------' `-------' ~ ~ . \ / , . & , . & , . & ~ |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_ ~ ~ `/_\' ~ ~ ~ |,- -.| ~ ~ '|_~ ~ . ,'|_|`. ~ ' ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ , . /\ . /| /| ) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ . |\/ \|\/ |/\/ |__ ( ~ ~ ~ ~ _|\| ` ' /__ )) (X ~ X( ~ \ OUR POSITION / (( (X ~ ~ ( ~ ~ / *IS* THE CATHEDRAL / ))) (X( (X) )X) (X|X) X) ~ ~ /_ OF COLOGNE!!!! _\ ((( (X( (X|X) )X) ( X|X )X) /__ , . __\ )) (X(X(X|X)X)X) (X(X)X)X)X) ~ |/\ /|/\ |`. \ ) ( (X(X(X|X)X)X) (X(X)X)X)X) ~ ~ ' \/ ' \| `.\ ( (X( (X|X) )X) (X(X)X)X)X) ~ ` `\ )_/\ (X (X|X) X) (X(X)X) )X) ,.\ \\(X( X|X )X) (X( ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |`----\ (X(X(X ~ ~ (~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |+_~o__O(X(X(X~ ~ ( ~ ~ ~ ~ /O(X(X(~ ~ ( ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (_~(X(X( ~ ~ ~ )X) ~ ~ (X(X ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ,/ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ______________,'/___________ (X ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ / \ ~ ~ ~ ~ | --making it all the worse, | ~ ~ | don't you think? | ~ ~ ~ \____________________________/ Red Baron No. 33 __ ______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / The world famous ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | Red Baron is | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | returning from | `-------' \ ,'\ | | a leave that he | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | found rather | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | | invigorating, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / \ indeed! / | ' , `._____________,' __________________________/ ' __ __ _______________ ('__,> _ --__`. ,' `.____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / You know what ,-' `\_v/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | they say: | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | "Been there! | `-------' \-` , | Done that! | & , . & , . & , | ' \ Got the dose!" / _\' `/_\' `/_\' | `.______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - Red Baron No. 34 /`-._ *Slink!* `-._ `-._ *Slink!* ( ( /`-._ `-._ ,-. *Slink!* / `-._ `-._ \ ,-. *Slink!* /`-./ `-._ `-._* \ ,-. `-._ `-._ /|-._ `-._ * \.\|/, /`-._ `-._ / |,' `-._ `-._ *== '= / `-._ `-./_'| ,==. `-._ `-._ == /`-./ `-._(o)| _{99} |,._ `-._ `-._ `-._ /|`-.,' | `. |,'/`-._ `-._ ( ( `-._ `-._ / |, / ` | / \._,'| / `-._ `-._ `-._ `-/_,| | `-/ \___| (o)/ `-._ `-. `-._ `-.|,-'\_/ ||-._ `-._ /`-./ `-._ \ / | `./ |,/ `-._ `-._ / ,' `-`._|_,','|/ `-._ `-./ ,' ## `-._ `-Y_ `-._ `-. ## | `-._ `-._ / `-./ ## | `-._ `-._ / | `-._ `-._ | `-._ `, ## `' ## *Slink!* _,-'\ *Slink!* _,-' _,-' ) ) *Slink!* ,-. _,-' _,-'\ *Slink!* ,-. / _,-' _,-' \ ,-. / *_,-' _,-' \,-'\ .\|/,/ * _,-' _,-|\ _,-' _,-' =` ==* _,-' _,-' `.| \ _,-' _,-'\ == _,-' _,-' ,==. |`_\,-' _,-' \ _,-' _,.| {66}_ |(o)_,-' \,-'\ _,-' _,-'\`.| ,' | `.,-'|\ _,-' _,-' _,-' _,-' \ |`._,/ \ | ' \ .| \ _,-' _,-' ,-' _,-' \(o) |___/ \-' | |._\-' _,-' \,-'\ _,-' _,-|| \_/`-.|,-' _,-' ) ) \ _,-' _,-' \.| \,' | \ / _,-' \,-' _,-' \|`.`._|_,'-' `. ,-' _,-' _Y-' _,-' ## `. \,-' \ _,-' _,-' | ## \ _,-' _,-' | ## _,-' _,-' | .' _,-' | `' ## ## /`-._ *Slink!* `-._ `-._ *Slink!* ( ( /`-._ `-._ ,-. *Slink!* / `-._ `-._ \ ,-. *Slink!* /`-./ `-._ `-._* \ ,-. `-._ `-._ /|-._ `-._ * \.\|/, /`-._ `-._ / |,' `-._ `-._ *== '= / `-._ `-./_'| ,==. `-._ `-._ == /`-./ `-._(o)| _{99} |,._ `-._ `-._ `-._ /|`-.,' | `. |,'/`-._ `-._ ( ( `-._ `-._ / |, / ` | / \._,'| / `-._ `-._ `-._ `-/_,| | `-/ \___| (o)/ `-._ `-. `-._ `-.|,-'\_/ ||-._ `-._ /`-./ `-._ \ / | `./ |,/ `-._ `-._ / ,' `-`._|_,','|/ `-._ `-./ ,' ## `-._ `-Y_ `-._ `-. ## | `-._ `-._ / `-./ ## | `-._ `-._ / | `-._ `-._ | `-._ `, ## `' ## *Slink!* _,-'\ *Slink!* _,-' _,-' ) ) *Slink!* ,-. _,-' _,-'\ *Slink!* ,-. / _,-' _,-' \ ,-. / *_,-' _,-' \,-'\ .\|/,/ * _,-' _,-|\ _,-' _,-' =` ==* _,-' _,-' `.| \ _,-' _,-'\ == _,-' _,-' ,==. |`_\,-' _,-' \ _,-' _,.| {66}_ |(o)_,-' \,-'\ _,-' _,-'\`.| ,' | `.,-'|\ _,-' _,-' _,-' _,-' \ |`._,/ \ | ' \ .| \ _,-' _,-' ,-' _,-' \(o) |___/ \-' | |._\-' _,-' \,-'\ _,-' _,-|| \_/`-.|,-' _,-' ) ) \ _,-' _,-' \.| \,' | \ / _,-' \,-' _,-' \|`.`._|_,'-' `. ,-' _,-' _Y-' _,-' ## `. \,-' \ _,-' _,-' | ## \ _,-' _,-' | ## _,-' _,-' | .' _,-' | `' ## ## /`-._ *Slink!* `-._ `-._ *Slink!* ( ( /`-._ `-._ ,-. *Slink!* / `-._ `-._ \ ,-. *Slink!* /`-./ `-._ `-._* \ ,-. `-._ `-._ /|-._ `-._ * \.\|/, /`-._ `-._ / |,' `-._ `-._ *== '= / `-._ `-./_'| ,==. `-._ `-._ == /`-./ `-._(o)| _{99} |,._ `-._ `-._ `-._ /|`-.,' | `. |,'/`-._ `-._ ( ( `-._ `-._ / |, / ` | / \._,'| / `-._ `-._ `-._ `-/_,| | `-/ \___| (o)/ `-._ `-. `-._ `-.|,-'\_/ ||-._ `-._ /`-./ `-._ \ / | `./ |,/ `-._ `-._ / ,' `-`._|_,','|/ `-._ `-./ ,' ## `-._ `-Y_ `-._ `-. ## | `-._ `-._ / `-./ ## | `-._ `-._ / | `-._ `-._ | `-._ `, ## `' ## *Slink!* _,-'\ *Slink!* _,-' _,-' ) ) *Slink!* ,-. _,-' _,-'\ *Slink!* ,-. / _,-' _,-' \ ,-. / *_,-' _,-' \,-'\ .\|/,/ * _,-' _,-|\ __________ =` ==* _,-' _,-' `.| \ ,' `. == _,-' _,-' ,==. |`_ ____/ Too busy for \ _,-' _,.| {66}_ |(o) `-. a punchline | _,-' _,-'\`.| ,' | `.,-' \ today! / _,-' _,-' \ |`._,/ \ | ' \ . | `.__________,' ,-' _,-' \(o) |___/ \-' | |._\ \,-'\ _,-' _,-|| \_/`-.|,-' _,-' ) ) \ _,-' _,-' \.| \,' | \ / _,-' \,-' _,-' \|`.`._|_,'-' `. ,-' _,-' _Y-' _,-' ## `. \,-' \ _,-' _,-' | ## \ _,-' _,-' | ## _,-' _,-' | .' _,-' | `' ## ## Red Baron No. 35 ___ / \ ( #) \###/ \ __ _____________ \ \ <.,_`) ,' `._____ (><)=\ )) ______ / You $#%@ing ,-' \O_/' |()|::::)= | French! I %$#@& | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | in your general | --' `-------' \ ,'\ | \ direc-- / . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | `._____________,' `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , _______________________________________/ ' ___ / \ ( #) ___ \###/ / \ \ ( #) \ \ \###/ \ \ \ /\ / \ . /_ / \|/ . |/ . (\ )) -=*=- \|/ (( ' \|/ \\ /|\ -=*=- -=*=- |`. . ' /\ /|\ /\ /|\ `.| \|/ /\ / \/\ ' /\ / \ ' \\ -=*=- |\ / \/ \ /\ / \/ \ /| (( \) /|\ | \/ \/ \/ \/ |_____ ' ____| / \ ## ## # ## # # # # / \ # # # # # # # # # # / . / # ## # # # #### # # \ \|/ / # # # ##### # # # \ -=*=- /____ ## # # # # ## # # # # __\ /|\ . | \ ' \|/ | ____\ -=*=- | /\ /\ /\ /\ | /|\ |/ \ / \ /\ / \ / \ | . ' \/ \ / \/ \ / \| \|/ ,. \/ \/\/ -=*=- . (( \:\ . \ /|\ \|/ \:\ \|/ \ \ \ ' -=*=- \:\ -=*=- \ \ \ /|\ `\ /|\ \ \ ' ' Main cartoon: . ' , __ _________________ ('__,> ,' `. /=(66) / The world famous \ `\_~/ ____| Red Baron is hitching | ,(_/\ `-. a ride on the French | ( ( / | (| | cannonball that | / \ \ | totaled his | /__ ,\\ \ \ airplane! / [_|_]__\\ \ ) ) `._________________,' ,-'([] \ `-[:] ,' \ | \\) / | ) \ / ,' / \ | ,' ,' \ | .'`.' ## | \ | MUNCHH## | \| WAS H### \ #### \ ####### \ `. ############" \ `-.########"" \ \ \ \ \ \ | | | | | | __ | | | ('__`> . /\ , | | | (( /(//=) _|\|\/ \/|/| | | `\\\/ _\ |__ | ,(_/\ \ YEEHAH! / / | (| / YEEEEEEeee- / (( ./ / \ \ /_ HAAAAaaah!! `. / /__ ,\\ \ | ___`. \(} [_|_]__\\ \ |/\/|/\ /\| /\ /) ,-'([] \ `-[:] ' \/ ` /_/'`.//| ,' \ | \\) |*_/`.) / | ) \ (. | / ,' / \ `._/ | ,' ,' \ | .'`.' ## | \ | MADE I## | \| FRAN### \ #### \ ####### \ `. ############" \ `-.########"" \ \ \ \ \ \ __ ('__`> ( /=(99) __________ `\_o/ ____/ \ ,(_/\ `-. Show-off! | / | (| \__________/ / \ \ /__ ,\\ \ [_|_]__\\ \ ,-'([] \ `-[:] ,' \ | \\) / | ) \ / ,' / \ ___________ | ,' ,' \ / \ | .'`.' ## | YEEEEEE-- | | \ | ENGLI## \____ _____/ | \| SUC### |/ \ #### ' \ ####### \ | `. ############" \ \ / `-.########"" \ . , ` ' \ _ _ _ . , __ \ \ `. |_) / \ / \ |\/| \/ ,' \ \ |_) \_/ \_/ | | () Red Baron No. 36 _____________________ __ ,' `. <'__`) / Hm, I wonder how \____ (99)=\ | far up this cannonball's ,-' \-_/' \ meant to go! / /\_). `._____________________,' |) | \ / / \ / //. __\ / //__[_|_] [:]-' / [])`-. (// | / `. / ( | \ / \ `. \ / `. `. | ## `,'`, | ##TIMORE | / | ###N CLUB |/ | #### / / ####### / / "############ ,' / ""########,-' / / / / / __ ,' _\ /,-((\\ \6 \\) `-.+ \. (( |/ | \ =__,' ,'__\ (\\__,'_[_|_] *Wipe!* ` , / [])`-. *Wipe!* ,' | / `. / ( | \ / \ `. \ / `. `. | ## `,'`, | ##ERTY OF | / | ###BICANE |/ | #### / / ####### / / "############ ,' / ""########,-' / / / / / __________________ __ ,' `. ,' _\ / Hm, I wonder whom \____ /,-((\\ | the intitials "J.V." ,-' \6 `\) \ stand for! / `7,+ `-._ `.__________________,' |\ ___ `. )) \//(_`__) / ;. __\ / /__[_|_] (,-' / [])`-. ,' | / `. / ( | \ / \ `. \ / `. `. | ## `,'`, | ##INATION | / | `. ###OON |/ | (( `. #### / *Beep!* _ `__ / ####### / `-. / \ / "############ ,' (( ---------- ) / ""########,-' \_ _/ *Beep!* (( ." / .' / / .' / / Red Baron No. 37 _)#(__ )#( )#####(________)-(___)#####( _)#####`-'#(_ __)#######################( ___ ############(_____ )#############( _,-' )##########`---'######(_____ ,-' ___)#########################(________ ___ `---.##################\|/`----' )## __________) -.####-*-##(____,-----'### __________),' /) // ==`.##/|\################# _)######/ (/ / // \###,----------------- _______)######/() _/| /,-. \##`----------- ____)####/ . -' /_ \ |########/ )\|/#####| -==_ `. \,-'\o) / |#######( ___ --'#-*-#####|/// \ == ._`-' |#####( --'##--'###/|\#####| ( ##) , _)`. |######(___ ###################| \##"| `---' ||\ /##########(__ ,' _)###############\ //,|\-._,-'- || /##############(,-' _)#################`.||(\/-._,-'- /##(_ )####,' __)#####( )#####\|/#`._ __,'####(_ )#,' ####( ___)####-*-####|------'######( ____( --' )#######/|\###/|#########(__ ( ,' _)##,' )#####|/############(____( ( _____)##,' )#####|########( ( )#####,' )###|\( `---' ( )#(\/ ) Main Cartoon: ____________________ ,' `. / The world famous \ | Red Baron is stranded | | on the Moon's crater- | \ riddled surface! / `._______ ___________,' /,' /' _______ ,-' `-. __ ,' `. ('__`> / \ ,- //6(6; . / \ ,------. / ` `\_o/ ' \ ,----. | \ ,----. / `----' \ ,' /_/\ `/ `--' \| ##/ `--' \' `. ( \ \\ ,' | ## `. |\ \ || | ### __ __ | \ `---._ __ \ #### /--\ `--' \__`---./)\ `--' \ ####### ___ [__[].__ `._ `. ############" __ ,`---'. _ ( |-.|\\ `._ ,`-.########"",, `--' /`-'\ \___ `\| BARON ####;;;;;;;;#### /,'`----' """""""""" _________________ / \ | Want to see | | something neat? | \________ _______/ |/ __ ' _______ ('__`> ,-' `-. // 6( ,' `. `\_ ( // -( `\__/ /_/\ ,' ) \\ / ,' || ( / <| // ( `._\__`/ //[--[]._ ( `-. ( _/ /._ `._ ( .-----' / `--. `-.,'/ | |______,' `.__/ / |/ `' ,' ,' _______ / / ,-' `-. / ,' `. / \ ,---------. / \ ,------. / `-------' \ ,----. | \ ,----. / `----' \ ,' `/ `--' \| ##/ `--' \' `. ,' | ## `. | ### __ __ __ \ #### /--\ `--' __ `--' \ ####### ___ /`--'\ `. ############" __ ,`---'. _ ~ ___ _ ~ ,`-.########"",, `--' /`-'\ ~`__,','~ BARON V ####;;;;;;;;#### ~~~ ~~ """""""""" __________________ ,' `. / And that's just \ | one small step for a | \ man up here! / `.________________ ,' __ `.\ <'__`) `\ :^)^\\ _______ \-_/' ,-' `-. .. __//\ `--. ,' `.))---' | |. \ \ / \/-._\-'\ \. )| ,---------. / \ \__\_,\/ --. / `-------' \ ,----. | \ ,--- [__[],/ --' \ ,' `/ `--' \| ##/ `--' | \ `. ,' | ## | , | | ### __ \ \ | __ __ \ #### /--\ \ \/ `--' __ `--' \ ####### \ \ /`--'\ `. ############" __ /\` | _ ~ ___ _ ~ ,`-.########"",, `--' | \ \ /`-'\ ~`__,','~ BARON V ####;;;;;;;;#### |-|\,'\ ~~~ ~~ """""""""" / / /,-' `' Red Baron No. 38 _______________ / \ | | | | __ \_ ____________/ ('__`> /,' // -( /' `\__/ /_/\ ,---------. , ( ( \\ ,----. ,------. / `-------' \ ,----. / |\ \|| --. / `--' \,----. / `----' \ ,' `/ `--' \,' /| \ \/ \ / `--' \' `. ,' ` / \__\_`-(\ `. `. [:][--[]`-~' __ __ __ /))/ )| /--\ `--' __ `--' '' \ \ ___ /`--'\ | | \ __ ,`---'. _ __ | |\ \ `--' /`-'\ `--' / ) \ | ,' ,' \ | / / \ /_ _ _ /\,' |__/ _ ((_) _ ((_) `-.\ _) ((_) _______ . /\ . / \ ___|\/ \|\/| | | \ |__ \___ __/ / / `.\ /__ __\ `\ \ | / /,'|/\ /\| __ /' ' \/ ` ('__`> ( ( /(o(o) `\_o/ /_/\ ,---------. , ( ( \\ ,----. ,------. / `-------' \ ,----. / |\ \|| --. / `--' \,----. / `----' \ ,' `/ `--' \,' | \ \/ \ / `--' \' `. ,' ` \__\.`,, `. `. [--[];_) __ __ __ / )| )) /--\ `--' __ `--' \ `. ___ /`--'\ | |. `. __ ,`---'. _ __ | | `. ) `--' /`-'\ `--' / ) | | )) (( | / ( | / / \_\_ _ _ /\,' (___\ _ ((_) _ ((_) (`-.\ _) ((_) __ / \ ((/. \ //. 6/' ,---------. ,-- /( \~' ,----. ,------. / `-------' \ ,----. / ` ,' \ \-. / `--' \,----. / `----' \ ,' `/ `--' \,' / \ \ / `--' \' `. ,' `. /__ ,'\\ `. `. [__[]'_\))`. `. __ __ __ ( \ `))\ /--\ `--' __ `--' | /-.__ \ `. ~~~ ~~~~ ___ /`--'\ | | \ \ `.~~ ~~~ ~ ,`---'. _ __ ___| | |-|_ ~~`~~ /`-'\ / /' / |___\ *Scribble!* /,'------' *Scribble!* _ ` _ _ ((_) _ ((_) _ ((_) _ ((_) _) ((_) ###_ ##' `. #/ \ ##_ | | #/ \ | # ##_ ( #) \ ## #/ \ \##" `.####" ( #) ##_ \##" #/ \ __ ( #) ._ ('__`> _, \##" / ~`-._ //o(o: _,-'~ \ | ~ ~ ~ `-._ ;\_-/ _,-' ~ ~ | __\____,----' \/\/`----.____/__| FOR THE STRANGEST OF REASONS ==_(________ \ _________== |' ~ ~ _,'| | |`. ~ ~ ` | THE ONLY KINDS OF SOUND THAT |~~ _,-' \ | / `-._ ~ | \,-' \ __/__/ '-./ CARRY UP HERE ARE EXPLOSIONS [__[]_] / ) \ AND SYMPHONIC MUSIC. \ | / | \ | \ / / ~| | | \ / / | | | ~ \ / / ~ | | | ~ \ / ###_ / ~ | | | \ _ ##' `. / ~ | | | ~ ~ \ ((_) #/ \ / ~ | | | ~ ~ \ _ | | `._ ~|-/ \-| ~ _.' ((_) | # `- /_/ ~ \_\ -' \ ## _ _ _ `.####" ((_) ((_) ((_) _ ((_) Red Baron No. 39 _______________ / \ | | | | __ \_ ____________/ ('__`> /,' // 9( /' `\_ ___| there's even more | `\ /(//( `-._ feldspar! / `\\'/ `.___________________,' /_/\ ,---------. , ( ( \\ ,----. ,------. / `-------' \ ,----. / |\ \|| --. / `--' \,----. / `----' \ ,' `/ `--' \,' /| \ \/ \ / `--' \' `. ,' ` / \__\_`-(\ `. `. [:][--[]`-~' __ __ __ /))/ )| /--\ `--' __ `--' '' \ \ ___ /`--'\ | | \ __ ,`---'. _ __ | |\ \ `--' /`-'\ `--' / ) \ | ,' ,' \ | / / \_\_ _ _ /\,' \__\ _ ((_) _ ((_) `-.\ _) ((_) _________________ ,' `. ______________ / An entire celestial \ / \ | body made out of | | FASCINATING! | \ scouring powder! / \_________ ___/ __ > _________________,' `.\ ('__`> /,' `\ //>(<: /' `\_=/ ,'/| ,------. ,----. ,-' )\\ . ,---------. / `----' \ ,----./ `--' ,' _,-' || \ ,----. / `-------' \ ,' `/ `--' \ `. `-. // `./ `--' \' `. ,' , `-\\) //) ,' `. __ [--[] /--\ __ /] )| __ __ ___ `--' \ | `--' __ `--' ,`---'. __ | | \ /`--'\ `--' __ | | \ __ _ `--' | ), | `--' /`-'\ | | | _ _ _ | / / _) _ ((_) _ ((_) |_||--. ((_) ((_) |__`.--` Red Baron No. 40 #################################################################### #################################################################### ########"'.---`"#####################/" "\######## #######/ ( \###################| Not having suffocated |###.### ######| 7__""_/I |#######.##########| yet, the world famous |####### ######| \ \/ 8o_|#########.########| Red Baron won't let |####### ####.##\ )I (/###################| hunger or thirst get |####### ########`.____,'####################| to him, either, up |####### #####################################\ here on the Moon. /######## #######################################.____________ ___,########## ####################################################\|############## ###,---------.#############,----.########,----.######`###,------.### ##/ `-------' \##,----.###/ `--. 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'----.#/ `--' \,----.##/ `----' \## ,' `/ `--' \,' '----' \ / `--' _ `. ,' `. `. <'_`) ) \\\ ____ __ __ __ _ \ /,-' , \ `--' __ `--' __ `--' / \/ / / \ #`. /`--'\ `--' /|_-/ ^| \| | \ #\ _ __ __ /_ `---\ / /|/ #._ ##| /`-'\ `--' `--' `--.___/\ \ # ###/ /))\ ` `- ###/ #################################################################### #################|/,################################################ ########"')""7`"# ####################" "########## #######/ ; _) \ VI#################/ Great spot! \######.# ######| \(_' |##N######.########| |####### ######| \ ) (|#U#########.######| You wait here long |####### ######.\ |/ /###################| enough, eventually |####### ########`._'__,'####################| the whole world comes |####### #####################################\ passing by! /######## #######################################._________ ______,########## ##################################################.\################ ###,---------.#############,----.########,----.####`\####,------.### ##/ `-------' \##,----.###/ `--. '----.#/ `--' \,-- ##/ `----' \## ,' `/ `--' \,' '----' \ / `- __ `. ,' `. `. <'__`) ^)^\\ ____ __ __ __ _ \-/,-' , \ `--' __ `--' __ `--' / \/ / / \ #`. /`--'\ `--' /|_-/ ^| \| | \ #\ _ __ __ /_ `---\ / /|/ #._ ##| /`-'\ `--' `--' `--.___/\ \ # ###/ /))\ ` `- ###/ Red Baron No. 41 ___________________ ,' `. _____________________ / Did you know that \ ,' `. | other than oxygen there | / All except in the \ | are hardly any volatile | | regolith surface layer, | | elements to be found | | where for some odd | | here, necessary for | \ reas-- / \ organic compounds? / __ > _____________________.' `.______________ ___,' ('__`> /,' `.\ //6(6 /' `\ `\_o/ /_/\ ,---------. ,' ) \\ ,----. ,------. / `-------' \ ,----. / / ||--. __ ,----. / `----' \ ,' `/ `--' \, | ,' //--.)_==- )) `--' \' `. ,' ` | |\__//` `. [:][--[] __ __ __ ( \/ )| /--\ `--' __ `--' ''\ \ ___ /`--'\ | \ \ __ ,`---'. _ __ | |\ \ `--' /`-'\ `--' / ) \ | ,' ,' \ | / / \_\_ /\,' \__\ `-.\ . /\|\ |\ . /| /| |\/ \| \|\/ |/\/ |___ __| __ _ __ / \ \ / | |_/ |_ ( \/ / \ | | | \ |__ _) () \ /___ __ ___\ | /\/|/ / ,'\/\ | |/ ' /,' \| /' __ ('__`> ) ( //(@( ((/ ) ,---------. `\_ __ __ __ //>(< /--\ `--' `--' `\_ ,' `. /_\\==(66) / Well, as a famous \ / /' `\_o/ ) | noble savage once said: | `. `-.'/| / ___| "Today is a good day | `._ \ \Y `-._ for others to die." / | || `.___________________,' | // \___// [___[] /] )| \ | | | \ \. | | \ \`.______________ | ), | \ \ | | | | Words of | ---- | / / _____ | true nobility! | |_||--. __) \______________/ |__`.--`___)' \,' ___/ __,------' ,' ,' ,' ,-' ,-' ' _____ _.--' __`-. ________________ ,-' .-' `.\ ( )__ ,' / (_) _ ( Good riddance! )_ {_.---._ / (_) (_ I was beginning to _) / . Y (___ feel crowded! _) / \_| () (_________________) | ( 66)__ | `-. | (___ \ | .)`-.__/ | __) \ `( _____________ \ \ / \ \ `. | SITTING | `. `-. ,. | BULLLLL!!!! | `-._ `-.___ / _____________/ `--.._____.' \ \ /,' /' ______ | | __( )__ | (_______ _)__ (____ _) \o_ ___ (___) \__ _( )__ \ (___ `-. (___/---' ==-- __ /,-- ====-- ,-.__/// / . ===---- |+____/o/_); o//o/ ===-- /_/ | || || | || | | || | | .. \\) ,, [:] __ (// | |('__`>:] | |/=(><) | \ \\_~/ / \ | / *Gasp!* \ \ /\/ __ __ *SLUMP!!* \ ` \\ /_ \ ) ) _ --__`. \ /`- || (@@)=| ______\ -'_--`. \ | || \>// |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ | // _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `-------' \-` , . \ / , _ _ _ | ' |`- -'| Enola Don't Ask _\ /_ _\ /_ _\ /_ | |,- -.| Enola Don't Tell _> <_ _> <_ _> <_ | ' /__\ ` /_\ /_\ /_\ |\ ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; __________________ ,' `. / That'syourspiked- \ | helmetyou'velefton- | ______ \ thebackseatisn'tit? / / \ `.__________ ______,' | Yup! | /,' \_ ___/ /' /,' /' __ ('_~~> __ /=(><) / \ \ `\_=/ *Moan!* |==(o) ______ \ (( _/ /\_ \|_/ |()|::::)= \_____,-' _) \|`- _____ / /\ /)____||____\_ ,\ .____, `. '-.))---' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , `---'' _ _ _ |,' \ | |`- -'| Enola Don't Ask _\ /_ _\ /_ _\ /_ |) )|, | |,- -.| Enola Don't Tell _> <_ _> <_ _> <_ |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` /_\ /_\ /_\ | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; Red Baron No. 43 _______________________________________________ | | | Having had a rather embarrassing accident, | | the world famous Red Baron is being rushed | | over to M*I*N*C*E, where a team of surgeons | | is waiting... | |_______________________________________________| ______ / \ | Groan! | ___ \_ ___/ ,'`. `. |/ ,' `.__`. o ' o -= +--------------------+ .-. |+ |\ +| + | /|o--'`--/|\ -=| Mobile | ]\__.`-` ~~~~~+~~~~~~+~~~+~/\_|---| ~/\_ -| ,|__ Infirmary |~|+___`-`)|~ |\ / o o / -=| < __| Nife | ' `-` \ `. | `| Cutting | \ `. | Experts | \ `. +---------++---------+ `. `-._ || `. `-._ || `-. `--.___ \\(/ _____________________________________________________ | | | All the while his disembodied spirit is hovering | | above, asking such profound questions as: "Will | | this be it?" "Why is someone shining a powerful | | torch into my astral eyes?" "If this is just my | | soul then why am I still having that queer hat on?" | | But profoundest of all: | |_____________________________________________________| _______________________________ _( ) ( Why are they appendectomizing _) (_ me? I've had my appendix ____) (__ out in 1911! So what's-- ) (_________________________ __) (__) ~ ~ ~ __ _, , _ _ ~ ~ ==_\\___ `. _ (_) ~ ~ ~~ ' /-++-`. \._;=\ \ () ~ ~ ~ ~~// \ )/ \ \\| ~ ~ ~~ || `,:\O'\|;| " "" ~[]------: \`""|/ \ `-.___/__ `-._ __ )_== ` ` ` _______ ~ ( (_ ) ~ ~ ( (__ Oh! _) ~ ~ ___ __,. _ (_____) ~ ~ ~~ ' `-++-' `\_;=\ \ _ ~ ~ ~ ~~// ,' )/ 6 \\| (_) ~ ~ ~~ || ,'= ,;'\\'6|;| () " "" ~[]-/ ,' \ `""|/ | / \_| |_/ \\) (_\ "' ___________________ _( )_ ( Hey, pal! You're ) ( floating over MY ) _ (_ body over there! _) (_) (__Yours is down here!__) () (___________________) ___ ~ ('___`> ~ ~ ///(>( //, ~ ~ ___ ____\__ ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / On returning ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | I had a little | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | fallout with high | `-------' \ ,'\ | | command about the | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | AWOL days and the | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | | number of planes | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / \ I wear out! / | ' , `._______________,' __________________________/ ' __ __ ________________ ('_,,> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(99) ______\ -'_--`. / They made a quip ,-' `\_=/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | about running out | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | of city names! | `-------' \-` , \ Har-Dee-Har-Har! / & , . & , . & , | ' `.________________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ______________ ,' `. *Shuffle!* / You know what \ __ *Hmpf!* | I'd really miss |____ ('__`> *Shuffle!* | if they assigned ,-' /==(>) ______ | me to the ground | `\__/ |()|::::)= | troops like they | _____\ \`.-"=.____||___/__ ,\ | threatened? Not | `-------' \ ,'\ | | the fresh air! | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | Nor butterflies | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | | in my stomach | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | when swooping | | ' , \ down! Nuh-uh! / __________________________/ ' `.______________,' _____________ / \ | Coffee or | | tea, sir? | \____ _______/ /,' /' __ ______________ __ .-"=. _ --__`. ,' `._____ ('__`>((_/\ \ _____\ -'_--`. / It would be ,-' /=(66)|. . )))|::::)= '_`. . | the flight | ____\_-/((\o_/)/__||____\_-``. | attendantesses | `-------' \-` , \ I'd miss most! / & , . & , . & , | ' `.______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - Red Baron No. 45 __ __ ________________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /==(o) ______\ -'_--`. / Here's the world ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | famous Red Baron | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | braving the skies | `-------' \-` , \ once more! / & , . & , . & , | ' `.________________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - __ _____________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /=(66) ______ / I haven't ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= | been flying only | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | airplanes, | `-------' \ ,'\ | \ you know! / & , . & , . & , |,' \ | `._____________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' ____________________________________________ | | | "In fact, in my early teens I dabbled in | | Eastern modes of aviation instead..." | |____________________________________________| ;: _____ {) ===.___,=====. _,---' _ --__`. ,' `._____ /==(o) ______\ -'_--`. / Unfortunately ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | the navigation | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | of those devices | `-------' \-` , | had a fatal flaw: | & , . & , . & , | ' | It used only ONE | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | | digit for the | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | \ year of date! / |\ `._____________,' __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ______________________________ | | | "Thus, on January 1, 1910, | | disaster struck..." | |______________________________| __________________ __ / \ (.,) | It's coming apart! |___ (.__,) | OH NO!!! ,-' _ )o)\\ \__________________/ ___(\\_\>_/'_ ___,--##########-\//) _ _ ,-######################--. ## ## _, ,-##|##########################| ## ,#| ,#| ,-##||####|####""' |###| `"######| _ |#' |##' |###,|###"! |###| |#####| // /| ' |"'_,!'###| |###| |#####| |/ ,'| ,'| ,-' ||####| |###| |#####| _ |,' |_,' | _,|###"! |###| |#####| // /| ' |-'_,!'###| _|###|_____ |#####| |/ ,'| ,'| ,-' ||####| __,-#############-!#####| _ |,' |_,' | _,|###"!-'########################| ## ## ' |-'_,!'###|#####"' |###| `""######| ## ,#| ,#| ,-##||####|"' |###| |#####| _ |#' |##' |###,|###"! |###| |#####| // /| ' |"'_,!'###| |###| |#####| |/ ,'| ,'| ,-' ||####| |###| |#####| _ |,' |_,' | _,|###"! |###| |#####| // /| ' |-'_,!'###| __,-'####`-----.|#####| |/ ,'| ,'| ,-' ||####|_,-'######################| _ |,' |_,' | _,|###"'############"#############| ## ## ' |-'_,!'###|###"""' `"""####| ## ,#| ,#| ,-##||####|' `"' |#' |##' |###,|###"' ' |"' !' __ ______________ ('__,> ,' `._____ /=(66) ______ / Luckily I ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= | didn't get hurt! | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | Crashed a few | `-------' \ ,'\ | | windows on the way | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | \ down, though! / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | `.______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' Red Baron No. 46 /\ , . |\/\/ \/|/|/| __|\| |/|__ \ HEY! NURSE! / / BEDPAN! I GOTTA! \ /____ __\ /,'|/\/\ /\|\/|/ __ /' ' \/ ` ' ('__`> // >( `\_ // >( `\_)<\\ \ ) \o_/' | | /-'`-._/_/______,--._ //( , / `-. _ ||/ /._ / )) _// | |/ / `,_(( (( // | / ,'_____\=| \ \ || | ( ( /-/_______/=| | \ \\ || ,|| //)|_______\_| / | \ \ ||,' || ________________________ ____(_ )_____ __( Grouchy fellah! ___)_____ ( __) (_ It's precisely on account of people like ) _ (___ him that I'm a tongue-tied recluse! ___) (_) (_______________________________________) () |\ __ /| \ ('__`>|| \ //"9( |(\\| `\_-//|[:]| _ //( \,-/ / /__-----__/ \___ _ || \ \/ /_/ )) _// | ||,' \ / (( (( // | __ ||____`' `,| \ \ || | /))) ||______`/=| | \ \\ || ,|| (((>( ||_______\_| / | \ \ ||,' || //\__/---:____ `~~~~~~ _ ~~~~~|| || (#)// / \-----------// | || ||,'\//____\\ )) // | ||_________| \ \ || | ||_________| | \ \\ || ,|| ||_________| / | \ \ ||,' || || `~~~~~~~~~~~~|| || || Red Baron No. 47 / / __ __ / ___________________ ('__`> _ -/__`./ / / \____ (( /=(..) ______\ -'_-/`/ | Oh no! ,-' `\_~/ |()|::::)= '/`. . | Here we go again! | _____ / /\ /)____||__/_\_-``/ \___________________/ `-------' \-` , & , . & , , | ' _\' `/_\' '. ' | _|`. ,'|_|`. / / :.. | / / /':. |\ __________________/__/_/__;__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ / / / -- - *Rattattattat!* __ ) _ ( ________________ <'__`) ( ( \ \\ ,' `.____ (><)=\ _))(\ \ // / Hey, Funny Nose! ,-' \O_/' |((((:):)(( | Didn't I put out a | _____ / /\ /)___))/_(_\)_ | restraining order | `-------' (( \ )( \ | against you? | & , . & , .)/&( ,) | \ Didn't I?!! / _\' `/_\' \_ )( | `._______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_(`.) | ( |\ __________________________/\ \ \ \ \_) __ ) _ ( _________________ ('__`> ( ( \ \\ ,' `.____ /=(66) _))(\ \ // / Actually I don't ,-' `\_-/ |((((:):)(( | think I have a case. | _____ / /\ /)___))/_(_\)_ | He kept the laid | `-------' (( \ )( \ | down least distance | & , . & , .)/&( ,) | | of 30 meters, as | _\' `/_\' \_ )( | \ far as I can tell! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_(`.) | `.________________,' ( |\ __________________________/\ \ \ \ \_) Red Baron No. 48 ============THE============ _ __ _ __ __ _ ___ |_) |_ |_) |_ |_ / ` | | |__ | \ | |__ \_, | _ _ __ __ __ __ | \ |_) | / / | |_ \/ |_/ | \ | /_ /_ |__ |__ () =========================== COMING SOON TO A WAR THEATRE NEAR YOU! . . | |.| .| . . | | | |. | | . __ | . ('__`> . \ /==(o) ______ \ .| `\__/ . |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Karlsbad ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; _____ __(_ )___ ( _) (__ ) (__ _) (___________) | . . | . .| | . . . . .| | . | . | . __ . __ ('__`> _ --__`. \ | /==(o) | ______\ -'_--`. \ . `\__/ . |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `-------' \-` , . \ / , . & , . & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' | |,- -.| Karlsbad ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | ' /__\ ` |\ ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; _____ __(_ )___ ( _) (__ ) (__ _) (___________) . | | .| . . . | |.| .| . . | | | |. | | . __ | . ('_~,> . \ /=(99) ______ \ *Gnash!* `\_=/ . |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Kalbsbraten ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; _____ __(_ )___ ( _) (__ ) (__ _) (___________) | . . | . .| | . . . . .| | . ______________ | . | ,' `. . __ . __ / That happens \____ ('__,> _ --__`. | EVERY TIME I ,-' | /=(><) | ______\ -'_--`. | fly my plane | . `\_=/ . |()|::::)= '_`. . \ in Spain!! / _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. `.______________,' `-------' \-` , & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ Red Baron No. 49 ________________ | | | What's that? | |________________| (( _ _ (_) (_) ________________________ / __ \ \ ( ) __ /,' \== \___\ (_ Hot tin AND that guy? _) __/##\__ )) --- \ \___\ (__ I'm outta here! _____) (Sv(vS / (_) _ (_________________) |S_-/S,-./-. 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('__`> _ --__`. / They're going \____ /=(^^) ______\ -'_--`. | easy on me today! ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | Last time around | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | they threw | `-------' \-` , | mazeltov | & , . & , . & , | ' \ cocktails! / _\' `/_\' `/_\' | `._______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ _________________ `_`.'_-_\ ,' `. -- - / #$# !$%%$@^#*$# \ ______________ | %%$#%#@ #*!$#* $#!@ | ,' `. | !@$#@!$* !$#@!*$!#@ | / #%@##$ *#$!$# \ | %$#@%$ #*%%! $!#* | | @!$* !!$*!@ $$#@#@ | \ !!!!!!!!!!! / | *#!$ #!$@!%%$ @* | `._____ __________,' \ !!!!!!!!!!! / /,' __ __ `.______ ______,' /' /\\ //\ /.' ___\\___//__ /' | | | < < < < | |/, | READ RIGHT | | TO LEFT! | |/, | < < < < | |____________| Red Baron No. 50 ______ *Scratch!* ,'_____/| __ *Scratch!* | ____ || ('__`> |(:;:()|| /==(o) ______ \ | _-^_ || `\__/ |()|::::)= \________|(~)(~)||_____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Flensburg ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; _______________ ,' `. / It's the \ | flight recorder! | | They don't make'm | | like they're | \ going to! / `.________ _____,' `.\ `\ ______ *Scratch!* ,'_____/| __ __ *Scratch!* | ____ || ('__`> _ --__`. |(:;:()|| /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. \ | _-^_ || `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . \________|(~)(~)||_____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `-------' \-` , . \ / , . & , . & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' | |,- -.| Flensburg ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | ' /__\ ` |\ ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; Red Baron No. 51 ________________ __ __ ,' `. ('__`> _ --__`. / Here's the world \____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. | famous Red Baron ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | traversing the sky | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. \ of the far north! / `-------' \-` , `.________________,' & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - _______________ __ ,' '. ('__`> )) / Ooooohhhh!! \____ (( /==(o) ______ | Behold the majestic ,-' `\_./ |()|::::)= | AURORA BOREALIS | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | descending across | `-------' \ ,'\ | | the arctic sky, a | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | gossamer curtain of | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ ethereal light! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `._______________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' ________________ __ __ ,' `. ('__`> _ --__`. / It's-- (sniff) \____ /=(^^) ______\ -'_--`. | it's one of those ,-' `\_~' |()|::::)= '_`. . | grandiose spectacles | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | of nature one just | `-------' \-` , | never grows tired | & , . & , . & , | ' | of watching! (And | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | | all just caused by | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | \ solar spots!) / |\ `.________________,' __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - So this concludes our cartoon for today. We hope you've been enjoy- ing it and wish you a pleasant trip offli-- What's that? "Not funny?" What do you mean, not funny?! Haven't you been paying attention?! All right, we'll see! I'm going to show it to you once more, and this time around KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED! , , _ _ /| /| |_) \ / | \ \| \| | \ \/\/ |_/ ` ` ________________ __ __ ,' `. (`___`> _ --__`. / Squicksquick \____ /=((6) ______\ -'_---`. | squeak squicksquick ,-' `\ _-/ |()|:::::)= '_`. . | squiquick squeak | ____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. \ squeak squiqueak! / `-------' \-` , `.________________,' & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | -===_- -= = = ==__=== --= =-=- _ =====- -=__==== =_=== -=== = _- ---====_ ====== --_ === =_---- ==__ ===_- ===---- __-----=== __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - . _ |\ |_) | /\ \_/ |/ | |_ /--\ | ' ________________ __ __ ,' `. ('__`> _ --__`. / --rld \____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. | famous Red Baron ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | traversing the sky | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. \ of the far north! / `-------' \-` , `.________________,' & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - _______________ __ ,' '. ('__`> )) / Ooooohhhh!! \____ (( /==(o) ______ | Behold the majestic ,-' `\_./ |()|::::)= | AURORA BOREALIS | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | descending across | `-------' \ ,'\ | | the arctic sky, a | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | gossamer curtain of | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ ethereal light! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `._______________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' *Sparkle!* *Sparkle!* . : . . . . : . . : . | : : : . | : . : : . | | | . | | | | : : : : . | : | : | : : . | | : . . : | ; |_____,-+-! : : : ___,---!______,----' !-' :____: . . `---' `---.___,----- . .|, . . . -*- * . * '|` * . * . . . * | *LIFT!* | | : : : : : | : | : : | | : . . : | ; |_____;-+-! : : : ___,---!______,----' !-' :____: . _ _ |__| `---' `---.___,----- -- ---- |_| -+-*-+---+--- __ _ __ |__| |{ |{ | | -- |_| -+-}-+-}*+---+- _ . .|, * |__| |{*{|{ {| | -*- |_| -+-}-}-}*}---+- * '|` . | | |{ {|{ {| | . ___________________________ . . / \ . * _,-' Romeo, oh Romeo! | -'--'| Wherefore art thou Romeo? | . . o: \___________________________/ V\_________ * [(qp)(qp)(q] | | | . [b)(db)(db)]-+- . O () _ . |__| | \o_/ (_) |_| -+-* | ______________ . |__| |{ /{> )) _( )_ |_| -+-} \ }* ( Entangled in _) . .|, * |__| |{*{ { {| (_ the set, that's _) -*- |_| -+-}-}-}*}- (__ wherefore! ___) * '|` . | | |{ {|{ {| (____________) ____________ | | . . | Later... | . .|, * * |____________| -*- . . '|` /\ , /\ __________ . |\/\/ \/|/ \/|__ * / \ _| /_ | Who's on |___ .', __\ THAT'S WHAT I / . | first. ,-' o o `-. WANNA KNOW!! / \__________/ -'|\ //) /__ __\ |\ /\ |/\/\ /\/\| ` ` ' ' \/ _______________________ | | | Much, much later... | |_______________________| . . . . * . _____________________________________ . ,' ____ _ `. / \===\ (_) (#) \ * | \ \ \ \~ | . | (#) (#) \ \~ | . | | . | There's no business like show business | . \ Like no business I know! / `.___ _____ _____ ____ ____________,' . . /,' /,' /,' |/ . /' /' /' ' {"} ________ {"} O_, [________] } {"} {"} {"} {"} {"} {"} {"} {"} O_,/|/ _[_________] _,_O_,_O_,_O_,_O_,_O_,_O_,_O_,_O_,/|/ /_[___________] / |/ |/ |/ |/ |/ |/ |/ |/ /__[`____________] / / / / / / / / [`______________] ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` __________________________________ ,' ____ ___ `. / \===\ (#) \~~ \ | \ \ (#) \ | | (#) (#) \__ (#) |_____ | _,-' | Ev'rything about is is appealing! | \ Ev'rything the traffic will allow! / `.__________________________________,' ________________ __ __ ,' `. ('__`> _ --__`. / It's-- (sniff) \____ /=(^^) ______\ -'_--`. | it's one of those ,-' `\_~' |()|::::)= '_`. . | grandiose spectacles | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | of nature one just | `-------' \-` , | never grows tired | & , . & , . & , | ' | of watching! (And | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | | all just caused by | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | \ solar spots!) / |\ `.________________,' __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - Red Baron No. 52 ________________ ,' ___ `. __ __ / \~~\ (#) \____ ('__`> _ --__`. | (#)(#) \_ ,-' /=(><) ______\ -'_--`. | | `\_O/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | WAR!!!! HUH!!!! | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? | `-------' \-` , | | & , . & , . & , | ' | KICKIN' ALLIED #$@%! | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | \ SAY IT AGAIN! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | `.________________,' |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ Main cartoon: ____________ ____________ / \ / \ | Red Four | | Red Five | | standing by! | | standing by! | \____ ______/ ____________ ____________ \_____ _____/ |/ / \ / \ \| ___________ | Red Two | | Red Three | ___________ _I__.o.__I_ | standing by! | | standing by! | _I__.o.__I_ _I__(X)__I_ \____ _______/ \______ _____/ _I__(X)__I_ / \ /' `\ / \ " " ___________ ___________ " " _I__.o.__I_ _I__.o.__I_ _I__(X)__I_ _I__(X)__I_ / \ / \ " " ___________ " " _I__.8.__I_ _I__(X)__I_ / \ " " _________/|__________ / \ | RED ONE, STANDING BY! | \_________ __________/ __________||___________ ,' `. / All right, the last one \ | to kill the good guy | \ buys the beer! / `._______________________,' _o_ , ___)- ` _(},== /, # # # \'_ ______/`. \ __ __ _______________ ('__,> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / We're also known ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | as the "Xi-Wing | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. \ Squadron!" / `-------' \-` , `._______________,' & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - Red Baron No. 53 _ ----------------------------. ,. ,.. ,. ##,' `-._ I pressed the fire | || ||| || !! ,##/ ,' `-._ control... and ahead | || ||`-'| /| !! /##/ `-._ `-._ of me bullets | ||/\||,-.|/ | /| !! ))|### // `-_ `-._ blazed through | | /\ || ||/||/ | ! (/#### // ,' |\ `-__ `-._ the sky... | `' `'' ;;_ |/||\ /|###// // / / | \/(__`) ._ ,'`-._--------' // ||_ | \/ |##//# // / /# \-._ | /\//\=)\ '=._ ,' ## # `-._ =_// |||\/||#//# //,',/#' \ `|/_,`;;/ _\-'/| `-._"##"# ,' `-._ ===_ ||##||###(///#//### ' `-.!.-\/___\\ \/ | & `-._,' `-. ,-=__ ==#`'##`'()#`-'#/##,-- ._ `-. /\ | _|`/_ |`-._ _,'<#####.======_) # / )#####/|##==_ _`-._ `-._,-/ \|._/|| |`=|=`-.-' _\####)#####, | (/ )#_ |# ,'# ##| `-.__ `-. | `-._.-/\`|. ===\)<###( / ,`-' \#//##( \#|,# _|``---'_ `-._`| ____,-'__`-'_####)/ | | | (###### ###### /|| `-._ `|._ `----. #######( | | | | / _}##""' '/#) __.--' `-._ | `-._ `._ ###### ||_|_|_| / '###### /##| __.--'_ `-._ `-. ==_`-####`%| / _ | )---- " __.--' `-._ `-._ _,' -----===#### |/ /#\ |`: #\_____ -' `-_ `-._ | `-.-' #####, / /##/ | `: ###### `-._ `-._ | ___====####| `.#/ /|## #`.`"" `-._ `-. | ###,.,`./###"""###\== Red Baron No. 54 __ /\ (()) /\\\ (()()) ///\ (()) //\\\\ (/) ________________ || __ || __ \\/ ,' `. ~~~~~~~ ('__`> ~~~~~~~~~ _ --__`. ~~~~ / Back on the ground \____ /==(o) ______\ -'_--`. | the world famous ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | Red Baron's chores | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. \ are far from over! / `-------' \-` , `.________________,' & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | | |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ | ||| ||| | |#||| _ _ |||#| \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ /`. |#||| |||#| /`.#`.~, |_||| |||_| .`.`. `~ `.`(`. `. ___ / /.`.#`. ___ ||| | ,-' /`.`.`/ )) | ||| _ |||#| \_/ | `./ |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ \,' | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | / / /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| / / |_||| ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| _ |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ . | L - __ \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | .'\\\ ,' _,) _ . | |:----._\ |||#| \#\\,' ,' ` . \ |#||| |||_| \ \\)' .- \ |_||| ~\ \\\ \ \ `~\#\\\ | | | ___ ___ \,' | | ||| ||| | | | |#||| _ _ |||#| \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | / | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ / |#||| |||#| |_||| |||_| / ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ ,-- -- \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | , \ | |:----._\ |||#| / ,-- |#||| |||_| ( |_||| | \ \ \ ___ ___ \ )) | ||| ||| | \ \ )) |#||| _ _ |||#| _/`. *Shake!* \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | (( / \ | ,'\ | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ `-. \,',',\ |#||| |||#| (( \ \','#,' )) |_||| |||_| ,',(,' ,' *Shake!* ',',' ,~ *Shake!* ___ \,'#,'~` ___ ||| | (( \,' )) | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | | |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ \ | ||| ||| | |#||| _ _ |||#| \ \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | \ | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ |#||| |||#| | | | |_||| |||_| /`. ,~/#/// | | | ___ ~/ /// / ___ ||| | / //). `- / / | ||| _ |||#| /#//'. `._ , ' / |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ './// `. `) _ ' | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | ' |_F - __ /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | | |:----._\ |||#| )) |#||| |||_| (( /`. |_||| /`.#`.~. *Shake!* .`.`. `~ *Shake!* ___ ___ `.`(`. `. | ||| ||| | (( / /.`.#`. )) |#||| _ _ |||#| ,-' /`.`.`/ \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | (( \_/ | `./ | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ \,' *Shake!* |#||| |||#| / / )) |_||| |||_| / )) / / / ___ | ___ ||| | ( | ||| _ |||#| \ '-- |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ ' / | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | '-- -- /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| _ |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ . | L - __ \| |;----'_/ /_,----:| | .'\\\ ,' _,) _ . | |:----._\ |||#| \#\\,' ,' ` . \ |#||| |||_| \ \\)' .- \ |_||| ~\ \\\ \ \ `~\#\\\ | | | ___ ___ \,' | | ||| ||| | | | |#||| _ _ |||#| \| |;----'_/ \_`----;| | / | |:----._\ /_,----:| |\ / |#||| |||#| |_||| |||_| / ___ ___ ||| | | ||| _ |||#| |#||| _ \_`----;| |/ | |;----'_/ /_,----:| | /| |:----._\ |||#| |#||| |||_| |_||| ____ __________.(\,________ /__/ /__/#/___________/#/__/ ___/ /________(\o._________/ ________________ ___/ __ _____(>\\<)________/ ,' `. ~~~~~~~ ('__`> ~ *SHAKE!* --__`. ~~~~ / Th-this is how we \____ (( /=(><) )) _==___\ -'_--`. | tel-ll our hunt-ting ,-' __ `\_o/ |()|::::)= '_`. . )) | squadron where we've | _==__ / /\ /)_==_||_==_\_-``. \ sighted the enemy! / `-------' \-` , `.________________,' *SHAKE!* & , . & , | ' _ /_\' `/_\' )) | )) _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | == = (( == |\ ____((____________________/__\ )) ---_- ____-- ____ .`.-_-\ === === `_`.'_-_\ *SHAKE!* -- - Red Baron No. 55 () |\ ||/|/| ________|\||^||:|:/||___ ____,--'.____.._______.._____.._ ,-'_.__;;___::_______;;;____::___;_ | |:.;:::;.."'."::'..:;;".' "::;. \ / __,--------+------------------------------- ,--'_,'_;_:._ : ....:; ....: ...;"":: ,::'" `----.____ ;:; """:::.:; . ,,"" __ __ `---.__ `... ;; :: :: ('__`> )) _ --__`. `-. ::;: ;,,-' ( ( //\\=) ______\ -'_--`. _____________ `. ...,' `::_/ |()|::::)= '_`. . _(__ )___,---\.. / _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. __)____| |____ `-------' \-` , ____(____ | | )__ & , . & , . & , | ' __,---------( | | _ _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _(_ `---- | | _,--( _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | | | `- |\ _____,--- : : __________________________/__\ _____(___ ` .`.-_-\ _(____ `_`.'_-_\ (_____ -- - (______ _____.----- ______ ____,--'.____. ,-'_.__;;___::___ |:.;:::;.."'." __,--------+------------- ,--'_,'_;_:._ : ....:; .... . ' , `----.____ ;:; _______________ __ `---._ ,' '. ('__`> / I think I should \____ (( /=(..) ______ ___ | have taken a LEFT ,-' `\_~/ |()|::::)= ___( \ at Hildesheim! / _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ `._______________,' `-------' \ ,'\ | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | __,-- _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _`-- _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / (__ | ' , (___ __________________________/ ' ( Red Baron No. 56 __________________________ ( ) ( Here's the world famous _) (__ Red Baron attending the _) _ (___ funeral of a former )_ (_) (_ fighter pilot opponent! __) (_________________________) *Sniff!* () __ __ ___ /)) __ ('__`> /(((\_________________ -v( __/##\__ // v( |v.v|\ _ \ __/ ||||v||| \_-/ _\~/| | | | | \ |||||||| ( /\ /,--.| | .---' '-. | | ) /''''\ /| ||| //()\| | '---. .-' | | | |###,---------------------. | | |_| | |_/ |##/_______________________\|/________________/ |_] /##| | /) / /###| | | \###| | | | |##| | |__|______|##|_________________________________________|___________ _______ ( ) (_ Hmmm! _) (_______) _ / (_) . / () *Prod!* /|/ *Prod!* / ____ , __ __ (( __ / || ,' / \ //)) __ _('__`>__________ || _ """v( (/-v( (( __/##\__ |\ _ \ /\\ \(_/ \__/ |||(o||| | | | | | ,'\' /--\\ / \\ / \ |||||||| | | .---' '-. | __ / ,' \\ || | ) /####\ | | '---. .-' | ---, ((_` ( ( || |,---------------------. | | |_| | '---- ._)) \ \ || /_______________________\|/________________/ `. . ___ \ \_// | | `|`. ||_ [\\_] | | `. ||__ | \ | | __ | \ | | | \\/ __|_|__|____|_________________________________________|_________ (() ______________ , , . ,' `. . /\ /|/\ /\/|/\ |\ /\/| / Must have been \ __|\/ \/ \/ \| \/ |___ | natural causes! | _______ \ __ / | I'm still positive | / \ \ \ / /\ /\ |_| |_| \/ \ | I missed him | | There, | / \/\/ /--\ /--\ | | | | () __\ \ up there! / | there! | /__ | `.___ _________,' \___ __/ |/|/\/| /\|\ /\/\ /\|\| /,' `.\ ' ' | /\/ ` \/ \/ ` /' `\ |/ *Bzzt!* __ __ ' __ / ~\ //)) _________________ ('__`> |/,' """o( (/-=( |\ _ \ //6(6: \(_/ \_ \ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~ \ `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... \________ _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Saarbrucken ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; ) ______________ __ ( __ ,' `. ('__,> , ) __`. / \____ /=(66) ______ ( -'_--`. | GERMAN ,-' `\_o/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | LUFTWAFFE | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | | `-------' \-` , | "We Fly the | & , . & , . & , | ' | Hostile Skies." | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | \ / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | `.______________,' |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - Red Baron No. 58 ___________________ ,' `. / Here's the world \ | famous Red Baron | \ telecommuting again! / `._______ __________,' /,' /' __ _ ('__`> _ | `-----. _________________ // o( `- | : // | | ========= | ':_ /o --- | : // | ____ | ~:~~:~~:~~~ | /_/\ _,- | : // | \.`. | ~ _|__|__|_.._ | |( ) \\ ,_ |_,-----' \`.`. | ~~_|._|._|____ | [|\ `._-'\_(\\ _/___\_ ` | ~ _|__|__|__~_ | ||`.___,-'_-~~]_[_______]_____ | ~. | | | | \`\.,-) `[____________________] |_________________| \,`.___. ||| \ ||| |______`.||| / ||| ||==I ||\ \ ||| __||__ ||_\__ / ||| ---o--o---o-||\_,-'------`-||----- _____________ ,' `. / Uh-oh! \ | Pointy-hat boss | \ approaching! / `.____ _______,' /,' /' __ _ ('_,`> )) _ | `-----. _________________ //(6( `- | : // | | )) | ':_.} *pop* | : // | ____ |=== -- // ==_-- | /_/\ _,- | : // | \.`. | -- *click* --__ | |( ) \\ _*Tap!* |_,-----' \`.`. | ====- \\ -- = | [|\ `._-'\_(\\ _/___\_ ` |;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;| ||`.___,-'_-~~]_[_______]_____ | ==# =# )) == | \`\.,-) `[____________________] |________//_______| \,`.___. ||| \ ||| |______`.||| / ||| ||==I ||\ \ ||| __||__ ||_\__ / ||| ---o--o---o-||\_,-'------`-||----- A _|_ / __\ | /-X-) \__-/ _/ /\ __ _ (__, ) ('__`> _ | `-----. _________________ ||||+*.| //(o( `- | : // | |_( )_ __(_ | | |##.| ':__/ --- | : // | ____ | =#.__) (_, | | | .| /_/\ _,- | : // | \.`. |`----' `---| | | .| '|( ) \\ ,_ |_,-----' \`.`. |______________/ \| \ \ .| [|\ `._-'\_(\\ _/___\_ ` |_ 7_|_ --- | _\_| |\__\ .| ||`.___,-'_-~~]_[_______]_____ |_7 | , :|;, | \_| | ,,) .| \`\.,-) `[____________________] |__U_,_\_|_/_._U__| | | \,`.___. ||| \ ||| |,._,._| |______`.||| / ||| *ROAR!* | || | ||==I ||\ \ ||| | || | __||__ ||_\__ / ||| ---|__`._`.---o--o---o-||\_,-'------`-||----- ___________________ / \ | Good work, soldier! | A / Carry on! | _|_ /,\___________________/ / __\ /' | /-X-) \__o/ . " , _/ /\ __ _ *BLAM!* (__, ) ('__`> _ | `-----. _________________ ||||+*.| // 6( `- | : // | | .|,_ __(_ | | |##.|__':__/ --- | : // | ____ | (\__*// (_, | | | .|(\\/_/\ _,- | : // | \.`. | `=__//)\ `---| | | .|'|( ) \\ ,_ |_,-----' \`.`. |____ ;'-___\__/ \| \ \ .|[|\ `._-'\_(\\ _/___\_ ` |_ 7 ; --- _\_| |\__\ .| ||`.___,-'_-~~]_[_______]_____ |_7 / , :|;, \ \_| | ,,) .| \`\.,-) `[____________________] |__U_,_\_|_/_._U__| | | \,`.___. ||| \ ||| |,._,._| |______`.||| / ||| *RATTATTAT!* | || | ||==I ||\ \ ||| | || | __||__ ||_\__ / ||| ----|__`._`.--o--o---o-||\_,-'------`-||----- __ _ <'__`) )) _ | `-----. _________________ :6)6\\ `- | : // | | // | \-_/' -- | : // | ____ | == (( #= #== | /_/\ _,- | : // | \.`. |;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;| |( ) \\ _*Tap!* |_,-----' \`.`. | = -- \\ -==== | [|\ `._-'\_(\\ _/___\_ ` | ~~-- *click* -- | ||`.___,-'_-~~]_[_______]_____ | --~== // -- ===| \`\.,-) `[____________________] |_______((________| \,`.___. ||| \ ||| |______`.||| / ||| ||==I ||\ \ ||| __||__ ||_\__ / ||| ---o--o---o-||\_,-'------`-||----- ___________________ ,' `. / Whew! Thank goodness \ | for the PANIC BUTTON | \ in these things! / `._______ __________,' /,' /' __ _ ('__,> _ | `-----. _________________ //6(6; `- | : // | | ~~ ~.____ ~~~ | ':_./ ==* -- | : // | ____ | ~ \!!*###-/ | /_/\ _,- | : // | \.`. | /!!!*#####\ ~ | |( ) \\ ,_ |_,-----' \`.`. | \$$$$%%###/ ~ | [|\ `._-'\_(\\ _/___\_ ` | \`$$$%%%"'/ | ||`.___,-'_-~~]_[_______]_____ | ~~ -'._|_,`- ~~ | \`\.,-) `[____________________] |_________________| \,`.___. ||| \ ||| |______`.||| / ||| ||==I ||\ \ ||| __||__ ||_\__ / ||| ---o--o---o-||\_,-'------`-||----- Red Baron No. 59 __ _________________ ('__`> ,' `.____ /==(o) ______ / Here's the world ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | famous Red Baron on | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | a special assignment | `-------' \ ,'\ | | escorting-- | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | | LUFWAFFE ZWEI! | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / \ / | ' , `.________________,' __________________________/ ' __ __ __________________ ('__`> _ --__`. / \____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. | The Vice-Kaiser's ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | airship! | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. \__________________/ `-------' \-` , & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - / (__ (( ((* ) ) ) * * / ( (____ ) )) ( ) ( __ * __ ) \ * ( (__ *(( ) *) ( == .. * / ( )* ( )) ( \ .. ,' . ~~/\\\ (__* ( (__ (( \ * \ ""'`` `` -'== . \/ /// ( *( (__ * (__ \\ ;:\\:\\\::\ == *ROAR!* /o/// )) ( ) (( (( \ `* \\\\::\\..== /o/\ \ (__ * ( (( ))* ) \\\.:\\\.\:\ . \///o `. _ `---- )) \\ ) * \\; \.":: ' \,' _ `-. 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"" . `- _ `-- _ / * \ \ \ \ \ . . . ______,---------`-- ` `__ ( ) ))) _,-' _______________ `- *Graze!* ( (((~~~_ ,'__,--' `----- .__ ) )))+XX+ <##_ HINKELSTEIN ___ ` ` ` ( ~~~~~ XXX+ * * `.##.###############`"""""""""""""""""""" `~~~++XXXX++ `#####`""".########################### ~~++XXX+++ * * `""###########`"""""""""""""""""""""" ~~~~~~~ `"""\o/:::::/##################_~~~ * ,/ . ,'/ . |\ |\' /__|\ /\|\/| ____| \| \/ |__ \ /__ / OH, DIE MENSCHHEIT!!! / /_ __\ | /| /\ /| /|/\ | |/ |/|/\/ \/\/ |/ \| ' ' ___________ / \ | Whoopsie! | \____ _____/ _ () /,' ____________ (_) O __ /' _( )_ ('_,,> ( Four heirs )_ /=(99) ______ ( apparent down! ) `\_./ |()|::::)= (_ 5,063 in front of _) _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ (___ me to go! ___) `-------' \ ,'\ | (_____________) & , . & , . & , |,' \ | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' Red Baron No. 60 . , `. \=====================/ ,' | . \===================/ , | | |`. \=================/ ,'| | | | | |. | | ,| | | | | | | || | | || | | | | | | || | _ ,---. _ | || | | | | | | | . | | | | O O O _O|{) | | O |.OO| O O O O /|<,""/O`-'\_|_,'|`.-'|\<>\-/)(///) ,"------|_--"---"---"--------------. |__________________________________| ' ' O __________________ () _ _( ) (_) ( Here's the world ) (_ famous Red Baron at _) ( one of his pointy- )_ (_ hat boss's parties! __) (_____________________) _____________ __( )___ _______________ _( Why are we ) / \ (_ all sitting at just _) | War is like-- | (_ ONE side of the __) \_____ ________/ (___ table? ____) /,' (___________) _ /' (_) A __ () _|_ <'__`) / __\ :6)6\\ | /-X-) \-_/' _ _ _ \__o/ |. _/\ \_ (_\_\_) _/ /\ \_) / /. \ ||| (__, ) [:] \ /| |. | \ | | / / .|\ / / / \))------((/--------\))------------------------------((/ \ /##\ \ \ ,-----. \ \ \ O `----' O ) `-----' |\ O ) -------------------------------------------------------- ____________________ ______________ _( ) / \ ( Ah, here comes the ) | --a match of | (_ part where we all _) | GOLF! | ( applaud like morons ) _ \_____ _______/ (_ and pretend we have _) ( \ /,' (_ an idea what he's __) \| A /' (__ talking about! _) / _|_ (_________________) _ / /__ \ (_) / (-X-\ | *Clap!* *Clap!* ./ \o__/ __ O () (_| /\ \_ *Clap!* *Clap!* ('__`> /[:] ( .__) //^(^; *Clap!* / \ \_/|. |||\ |\ /| `\_=/ _ _ \ ` |. \ \ (\) (/) __/ //|_ *Clap!*(_\_) `-'|. / / \|` '|/ ( (\) \ _|| |. / / \ / \ \,'|\| \ | | |. 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X<\__| )) `\ - ,. `- \_( `. \ \__// \ | | *WHACK!* \ `-.\ `.\ `._ \ \|__________(\ ___`._ ` `. `-.._) - *WHACK!* \_(_ `.__ `. ||| / ,. *WHACK!* `--------`--`.__/\ | | (\___,----' \. | _______________________ ,' `. / Um, sorry! I thought \ | I saw a spider crawl across | A | your mousse! I hate _`-._ _|_ \ spiders! / /_##\ `._______________________,' | X6\__| . || \._// (( \ ' / __ \\ _\__ __ ) ) /##) ( .__) ( ( ('###> | _/|.# |||\ /(.).) )) (\ _,-'` |. # \ \ `\#~/_ \_(_##_,'|. | / (( /# /###\ )) _||| |.# / / #\ /| #|. ##\ | | |. [:] / \))------""#--------\""------------------------------((/ \ #### ###,### \ ##### \ #,-----. \ \ # \ O### ### `-######## ### ) `---#-' |\ O ) -----------####-#####----------------------------------- Red Baron No. 61 . ' , _______________ __ ,' '. ('__`> (( . / Here's the world \____ /=(..) ____ / | famous Red Baron ,-' `\_~/ |()|: . )) | returning home | _____ / /\ /)____| | / ,\ | fromthefrontwhat- | `-------' / ,'\ | \ the@#$%ISTHAT?! / & , . & , . | / |,' \ | `.______________,' _\' `/_\' `/ | / |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'| |/ |,' ,/ / | | ' , ___________________ /| ___/ ' / | / | / | _______________ __ )) __ ,' `. <~~_`) _ --__`. / Guys, GUYS! \____ (..)=\ ______\ -'_--`. | BLACK CROSSES: US! ,-' \O-/' |()|::::)= '_`. . | COLORED CIRCLES: | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | ENEMY!!! | `-------' \-` , | IS THAT SO HARD TO | & , . & , . & , | ' \ REMEMBER?!! / _\' `/_\' `/_\' | `._______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - _______________ __ ,' '. ('_,,> / Who am I to \____ /=(99) ______ | complain? Even I ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= | had that backwards | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | when I was still | `-------' \ ,'\ | | with the | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | \ cavalry! / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | `._______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' Red Baron No. 62 *RIING!* *RIING!* __ /_ /_ ('__`> / / \ /==(.) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~ \ `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... \________ _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Budweis ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; __ __ _______________ ('_~~>/ _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(66)/ ______\ -'_--`. / Honey I told you ,-' `\_o//) |()|::::)= '_`. . | never to call me | _____ / /\\\/)____||____\_-``. \ at wo-- / `-------' \-` , `._______________,' & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ________________________ | __ __ | | \ \/ /|_| /\ / / ___ |_____ __ | \/\/ | |/--\/_ /_ ___ /___ ('_,,>/ )) | _ _ __ | /_,-' /=(99)/ ______ | | | | | | | |_) |_) \/ | `\_-//) |()|::::)= | \_/ \_/ \_/ | | () | _____ / /\\\/)____||___/__ ,\ |________________________| `-------' \ ,'\ | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | _____________ ,/ _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | / '/ _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | Oh brother! | | ' , \_____________/ __________________________/ ' _ __________________ ### / __`. / \____ ###><)/ ______ | WHAZZUUUUUPPPPP!!! ,-' `\|U//) |()|::::)= \__________________/ _____ / /\\\/)____||___/__ ,\ `-------' \ ,'\ | _ _ /\ _ _ /\ _ * |,' \ | .) (,\\//.) (,\\//.) |) )|, | ~}{~ ~}{~ |,' ,/ / " " " " | ' , __________________________/ ' ,-----------------------------------. | *Never mind the French Revolution | `-----------------------------------' ____ (()()) __ __________________ .| |,/ )) _ --__`. / \____ (?(><)/ _____\ -'_--`. | WHAZZUUUUUPPPPP!!! ,-' `\"U"/) |()|::::)= _`. . \__________________/ _____ / /\\\/)____ ||___\_-``. `-------' \-` , LUIGI'S | ' ian Air Reconnaissance & | eedy Pizza Delivery | ll 555-DUCE |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - __ ( __ __________________ ('__`>/ ) __`. / \____ /=(><)/ ______ ( '_--`. | WHAZZUUUUUPPPPP!!! ,-' `\_U//) |()|::::)= '_`. . \__________________/ _____ / /\\\/)____||____\_-``. `-------' \-` , & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - _____________ __ ( ,' `. ('_,,>/ )) ) / Everyone's \____ /=(66)/ ______ | a little giddy ,-' `\_v//) |()|::::)= | first day after | _____ / /\\\/)____||___/__ ,\ \ furlough! / `-------' \ ,'\ | `._____________,' & , . & , . & , |,' \ | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , ,/ __________________________/ ' /\// , //\/ _/| \. _________//___ |,-' \\/\ | | _______||__________ \/\\ | So what are | | | __\\___ | you wearing, | | Oh, juste | | | | old chap? | | wearing eh thonge | | True! | |______________| | and, how YOU seh, | |_______| | %$#@$$*#$@%!!! | |___________________| Red Baron No. 63 __ *scrape* ('__`> *scrape* \ /==(o) ______ \ `\__/=\ |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\\|/)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Ramstein ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; __ __ ====--- ('__`> *scrape* _ --__`. ====-- \ ===-- /==(o) ______\ -'_--`. ==-- \ ===--- `\__/=\ |()|::::)= '_`. . ===-- \________ _____ / /\\|/)____||____\_-``. .____, ===--- `-------' == `-------' ==-- \-` , . \ / , . & , . & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' ==--`/_\' | |,- -.| Ramstein ,'|_|`. ==--|_|`. ,'|_|`. | ' /__\ ` ===-- |\ ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ / / .`.-_-\ ====--- / ===---- / ====--- `_`.'_-_\ ; ====--- ; __ ===========------('__`> *scr--* =====---- | ======------- /==(o) ______ | =========-------- `\__/=\ |()|::::)= =======-- |________ _____ / /\\|/)____||___/_ =====-,\ .___, `-------' `-------' ======----| ,'\ | | ,', ====------- & _, & _, & _, /,' \ | /`- -/ T====---it of \/_====---\/_\' \/_\' /) )|, | -, .-/ Ramstein ,-'|_|\ ,-'|_|\.===---_|\ / ,' ,/ // ,'_| =========----------======--- /==- ' , ` ___________________====-------__________,'===- ' ===========---- / ======- / =============---- / ======-- / =========--------- ; =====---- ; __ __ ===============((====------ ('__`> *Gnnh!* ===--__`. ==========================----- /==(>) ______ |'_--`. =========((============----- `\_=/=\ |()|::::)= '_`. . ===-- \________ _____ / /\\|/)____||____|__``. .__, ===--- `-------' == `-------' ==-- |` , . =========(((((----------& _ & _, & _, / ' /`- -/| The Spirit o===(((==---------' ==--\/_\' / ===(((========---------------- ==--|_|\ ,-'|_|\ / ,'_| ==========---------------- ===-/`. ` __((____________________________________,'.'_`. ============-------------- /=========---- .``-_` ====--- / ================------ `_`.'_- =(((============-------------- `.`.`. __ =====================-------(-__`> =====---- |-__`. =====(((((==------========------/-=(>) ___==-- |'_--`. =======================-------`\_=/=\--|()|::::)= '_`. . =======---=((=====------------- /\\|/)__--|==--_|_ ``. .__, = -=_ _ = _ -------- _' ========----- |` , . =====| / / | / | /_ /_/ /_/ |/ & , . & , | ' /`- ==|/|/ |_/ |_/ _/ / / / / () ---' ==--`/_\' / ======='='== --- -- - -- = -|_|`. ,'|_|`. / ,'=====------=(((=====___---------------- ===-/`. ` ___=========-----------___=======-----__,'.'_`. ===((===__==-------------- /=========---- .``-_` ------== ====--- / ================------ `_`.'_- ================-------------- `.`.`. =======--- __ =================------ ('__`> =======================----- /=(..) )) ===========(((=========--- __ `\_=/=) ===-- \________ __ _/#/_ / /\|//)_ .__, ====---=/\--\ -' ======-----' ,- . ============-<##_ *RIP!* __ . |& __ ___| |====--- /`- -/|=====----\#\==/\====\#\---|_,' `. _/ ======((=====--------<##>----|= ====---. `.'_ ,'_| =======----_=====\/ /---\- _,'--`. / ) ` ______/#/_=/\ *TEAR!* _ --'___ `/_/ ============--- #-----__ \#\ /=== ==--- == *SHRED!* / __=\#\=========== =======(((======--/#/--------- __ ('__`> __ ===(=>)< ~~==_ ~ ~~ ~~ __`\_=/==) \ \ __ _ __ __ __ __ __ _ ~~==\ \ \ //) ~~==__) \_)\_)\_)\_)\\\_)\_)\_)\| ~~~|\ \./ / _,' ,' \`.\`.\`.\`.\\\ \ \ () /\`.__/ ,' ,' __~~~ > _~__ ~~`--; -===/_==/\_\ _ --._ _ \_\ //--.____~~ ) __===---' = ==-/ _ __ _--- ______________ ,' `. __ * / Mental note: \ ('__`> )) | When flying an |___ (( /(o(o) | open airplane of ,-' `\ ~/ == ) | wood and fabric | ) `. | | NEVER try to | ,' , \\ //) | break the TRIPLE | ,' ,'##### ,'/ )) | SOUND BARRIER, | ( / ;'\ %%. `' / , | let alone SHAVE | | / | ./ `.,'_ ____ /3 )) | at the same | |( /(##### )' _c ( \ time! / (( //) \ `--._ '---' `-' `.______________,' `` `-._ ).__ , `----. `-. /3 ==__ `-.__c` / -- `-' )) ---__ --___ ,-----------------------------------. | *It's VERY aerodynamically shaped | `-----------------------------------' Red Baron No. 64 /#|#\ | ____,'___ | | |_#_____#_| | |_#_____#_| | | `===|-|===' ____,'___ | `===|-|===' | | |O| |_#_____#_| | |O| | | | | `===|-|===' | | | | | /#|#\ |O| *HONK!*/#|#\ | | ____,'___ | | | ____,'___ | | |_#_____#_| /#|#\ | |_#_____#_| | | `===|-|===' | `===|-|===' | | |O| ____,'___ | |O| | | | | |_#_____#_| | | | | | /#|#\ `===|-|===' | /#|#\ | __.\|/,__ | *HONK!* |O| *HONK!* | |_#_____#_| | ___`.____ | | | ___`.____ | `===|-|===' | |_#_____#_| /#|#\ | |_#_____#_| | |O| | `===|-|===' | `===|-|===' | | | | | | |O| ___`.____ | |O| | | /#|#\ | | | | |_#_____#_| | | | | | | /#|#\ `===|-|===' | /#|#\ | | | | |O| | *HONK!* | | | | | | | | | ____,'___ | | | ____,'___ /#|#\ | |_#_____#_| | | |_#_____#_| | `===|-|===' | | `===|-|===' EXPRESS | | TAKEOFF | RUNWAY I | RUNWAY II | (3 STRAFES | RUNWAY IV | | OR LESS) | -------------+--------------+---------------+-- ___`.____ | ____,'___ | __.\|/,__ | |_#_____#_| ____,'___ | |_#_____#_| | |_#_____#_| | `===|-|===' |_#_____#_| | `===|-|===' | `===|-|===' | |O| `===|-|===' | |O| | |O| | | | |O| *HONK!*| | | | | | | | /#|#\ | | | /#|#\ | | /#|#\ | | ____,'___ /#|#\ | ____,'___ | | | |_#_____#_| | |_#_____#_| | | | | `===|-|===' ____,'___ | `===|-|===' | | | | | | |O| |_#_____#_| | |O| | | | | | `===|-|===' | | | | | /#|#\ |O| *HONK!*/#|#\ | | ____,'___ | | | ____,'___ | | | |_#_____#_| /#|#\ | |_#_____#_| | ___|\___ | `===|-|===' | `===|-|===' | / \ | |O| ____,'___ | |O| | | So long, | | | | |_#_____#_| | | | | | suckers! | | /#|#\ `===|-|===' | /#|#\ | \________/ | *HONK!* |O| *HONK!* | | ___`.____ | | | ,' | | |_#_____#_| Red Baron No. 65 ______________ __ __ ,' `. ('__`> _ --__`. / All Gaul is \____ /==(o) ______\ -'_--`. | divided into ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. . \ three parts! / _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. `.______________,' `-------' \-` , & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ _ _ _ / _ _ ) .`.-_-\ _ _ _ (______/ `_`.'_-_\ ________\ -- - _ ____ |_\| \ |_/|____/ ) ) _ ____ |_\| \ )) |_/|____/ _ ____ / / |_\| \ |_/|____/ __ <'__`) \ (oo)=\ ______ \ \-_/' |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| Dachau ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; | / | / ,' | / ,' _,-' -' M!* *Boom!* *CRACK!* BOOM!* _ _ _ /_) / /| /|,'/ |/ |/ *Splinter!* *BADUMM!* /_) /__ /-| / / () () ______________ __ __ ,' `. ('__`> _ --__`. / \____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. | Seventeen now. ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . \ / _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. `.______________,' `-------' \-` , & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - Red Baron No. 66 A \ _|_ \ O () _ \ \ \ /,-.\ _ \\ (_) \\ \ __|.(.|-' ) \\\ \ __ \\ \ ( ` \-/ ||| \\\ \ (__) ----._ \__|||=-.// / |____\\\___\_____ ________ \ /____\ ` _, ' /________________ ( )_ # ||######-####--###### (_ Three... ) ## ||################ (__ Two... _) ##### / |######### (_ One... _) # # # \ |####### (_________) _ _# # \|######### #|\ # |######## | \ |#### | \ \\### __ | \|\\## ('__`> \\| _ _\ \\ //-(-: \|=====\=\\ `\_-/ \\ |\ \\ _/_/\_ =================== \\ | \_\\ ,' \_ || || \\==|==\=\/ ,' '| `-._//, || \\ | \/ / ' '|-.__( / ,====. \\|_ _( \| ' '/ `-' //####\\=== \|====\ \._' '| ||####|| \\ |\,-\__[]] \\####// \\ _|_((\ )| `====' \\=|==(\ . \ \\| \\ \ | _,--$ \| \\ \ \ J \\====|\ )| F \\ | \/ \ | \\ (|_/\ | J \\[|_] \._\ F \\|%\\|\.]\ | \|\__)\\`.\ J \\=== |._)\ F \\ | \\ | ___ \\ _|_ _ \\ J __ `-------.____ \\=|=====\\ F ###-||----.____ `--._ \\| \\| #_#/ /##||####`--._ `-. \| J / -#/ /#-#||#_#_||## `-. `-. 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' ` | \|\\## \ \ ((( \\| _ _\ \\ \ \\\ `._) )) \|=====\=\\ ( ( __ | | \\ |\ \\ ('__`> =| |============== A _ () () \ _|_ /, \ \__\ \ \ \ /,-,\ _ -- () `--' \\ \ __|9(9|-' ) \\ \ ( ` \./ ||| \\ \ ----._ \__|||=-.// / |____\\\___\_____ \ /____\ ` _, ' /________________ # ||######-####--###### ## ||################ ___________________ ##### / |###### ____________________ ,' `. # # # \ |##### / \ / That "soap on the \ _ _# # \|##### | "Dropping the Pilot" |__| last step" prank wasn't | #|\ # |##### | AGAIN??!!! ,--. funny the first time | | \ |#### \________ __________/ \ AND IT ISN'T NOW!!! / | \ \\### |/ `.___________________,' | \|\\## * ' \\| _ _\ \\ * | * \|=====\=\\ \ / Red Baron No. 67 == ===== ==== == =====--*Zing!*----------------. )) == ==== ====== =======-*Zing!*-----------------. )) == ===== =======*Zing!*----------. ) ) . \ ' / __ ________________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(.) ______ / Here's the world ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | famous Red Baron | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | being pursued by | `-------' \ ,'\ | \ Funny Nose again! / & , . & , . & , |,' \ | `._______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' __ )) / // ______________ ('__`> / / / `. / \_____ (( /=(><) _____/ / _--`. | Can't--shake ,-' `\_=/ |()|::::/=/ _`. . )) | him!!! | _____ / /\ /)____||____/_-``. \______________/ `-------' . \-` , & , . & , //:. , | ' _\' `/_\' / // . | )) _|`. ,'|_|`. / / / . | / / |\ ____________ __ _/_______/__\ --_---_- / / _--_ .`.-_-\ ___--___-- / --__ `_`.'_-_\ )) ____ __ / / ___ ___ // --- -- // // ---- --- __ )) ( _____________ (( <'__`) ) ,' `.____ (><)=\ _(( __ ) _ / All right!!! ,-' (( \O_/' |() )) :)=( / ) | THIS MEANS | _____ / /\ /)____(( ( / )) / / \ WAR!!!!! / ( .-----' . ) ) (( / `.____________,' & , \ `.__ . :.( ))|/ _\' \___(6)) .) (( | _|`. )) ".)) | (( : | __________________________/ / / / / (_/ Red Baron No. 68 __ )) (( ('__`> // >(\\) `\_ ,' I wanted to be... `. /_\\==(oo) / | \ / A FLYING ACE! \ / /' \_O/ ) / \ `. `-.'/| / _______| Shooting down plane after | `._ \ \Y __ `-._ plane as they approach our | | || /_ \ __ `-. lines from across the Somme! | \ // (--)=|/_ \ __ | The Curtiss! The Sopwith! | \__|| \o|/(--)=|/_ \ | The mighty Salmson 2A2! | [--[] /\_\ \o|/(--)=| | The Spad! The Farman! | (( / )\(( / )/\_\ \o|/ | The Caproni Ca.3! The Caudron! | \ \|/ /(( / )/\_\ | The Nieuport! The Breguet | | \ |_,'| |/ /(( / ) | 14A2! The Roleur! The | | |\ )__ \_,'| |/ /| | Tellier! The Donnet-Denhaut! | / ) \ \ \__ \_,' | | | ,' ,' \-|_,[] \___/ \ With my best co-pilot in my / / \/ \ \__ __,[]__] \ back--we'd SING! / (( / / \_ //|,-| ) `. SING! SING! ,' `-.\ |/' ___/ `-.____________________,-' `----'`-.> __________________________________ ,' `. / Fly where the clouds are \ / And not even the sky's the limit. \ | When a clean white blanket buries | | Up there | | All our fears and all our worries, | | That's where | | Everything that seemed important to us | | Turns to far-away fuss. | | | | __ () | \ \ \ () () / \ ()() \~ \= / `._________ __ __ _ ____________,' _________ /,' /,' |/ `.\ / \____ /' /' ' `\ | Enough! ,-' | ENOUGH! | __ \___ ____/ <'__`) . || , (^^)=\ ___/\|\||/\/|___ __ __ \o_/' __ \ / / _\ / _\ __/\/\__ /_ \ \ ENOUGH!!!! \ |=(--) |=(--)/ '`'`'' \ (--)=| /__ _\ \|o/ \|o/ | ' //)'. \ \o|/ |/\ /|/| / /_/\ /_/\ | [:] \ /\_\ ' \/ ' |/ ________________________ ,' `. / If I push through your \ | request for transfer, will | | you quit doing that every | | single time you report in | \ here?!! / __ `._________ _____________,' __ ('__`> `.\ _\ /=(oo) `\ (><) `\_-/ A |o/ /_/\ _|_ /| ,' ) \\ \. _____ /_ \ / ___ \. / ,' || \` \ //X<\ | ,6)) \`. / <| // | Sure! | |(\o_|/ ,' - ` - - - - `._\__`/ \_____/ / /___ \_ ' There better ` //[--[] _______|___ __||)\___ : be a tip in it : / / )\ [___________]\ . \ || . for us this , / \ \ | | \ . ||| . time! , ( | | | | |) | . ||| - - - - - - | | / | | / . / || ________________ _________ (__________ ____________) (_____________ __________) (_______________) _ (_) () O __ __ ________________ ('__`> _ --__`. ,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. / And that's how I ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | became a fighter | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | pilot. ... | `-------' \-` , \ End of story! / & , . & , . & , | ' `.________________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - __ _______________ ('__`> ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ / Tomorrow: ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | The complete lyrics | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | to "Fly Where the | `-------' \ ,'\ | \ Clouds Are!" / & , . & , . & , |,' \ | `._______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' Red Baron No. 69 FLY WHERE THE CLOUDS ARE Wind's north-east on tarmac four When I hear her engine start up, My ears ringing from its roar, As her passing lifts my heart up. Through a veil of rain she bolts, Racing down the quaking runways, until off she takes and floats irresistibly sunways. (__ (___ (( ,,__ ----- `------------ (____ (( ((/,_,> (_____ /`//>(<; ______________________________ (_________ / / \_-/ \___\><\____,----._____\><\___\ (( \ `./_/\ ___||__||___,{) .___||__||__ )) `. _)\\ \___|___|___\" )\____|___|__\ ~~~~~~~ `' || ___||__||___/`--'\__||__||__ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ = | // \___|___|___`. JV\__|___|__\ `. `. = = = \___// \ _/'`.AF \ /\ = = [--[]\)) (/---``.__V><|__ )) = = = (( / )| | /____/___\ `. \ . \ \ \ . = `. = = = = | | | | `. ` . = = | | | \ \ \ `. ` = / / | | | \ = `. = = = = ,' ,| / \ \ `. `. / / | | | = `. = = = /`.' \_\ \ \ \ = `. `. `-.\ | `-. = = `---' = Fly where the clouds are And not even the sky's the limit. When a clean, white blanket buries up there All our fears and all our worries, that's where Everything that seemed important to us Turns to far-away fuss. For a long time I just gaze As she takes the towering clouds on, While the murky, rainy haze Dims her lights out one by one. Long ago my eyes have lost That faint dot she had become, when Finally all I heard was just Her propeller softly humming. , `---------- _______ (___ ===+=== (____ (_______ ' ' (_____ , ,==. (_________ (_________ `------ ( ) , (_______ |;--;| `------- - .-++- _\""/_ ------ \||/ / )`'. \ ___||_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ | \~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:-._||- = = = / / `\ \ \``._ = = = = ||||`-: = = = | |\____// / \ `.`-._ = = = = || = = = \,\[_|__] / \ . `-._ = = = X = = = (\[] [](/ = \ `. `-._ = = = = = = = / | = \ `-._ = = = = | / \ = = \ `. `-._ = = = = =| /| | \ `. `-._ = = = = / / \ ) = \ `. `-._ = = = | |=| | = \ ` `-._ = = = | | | | = = \ ` = = | / | | = \ :. == = |_| \_/ = = = \ `:. = = \_| =|_/ \ `:. `` Fly where the clouds are And not even the sky's the limit. When a clean, white blanket buries up there All our fears and all our worries, that's where Everything that seemed important to us Turns to far-away fuss. After silence falls I stroll, Draped in clothes the slush keeps soiling. Wafting down from flight control There's the smell of coffee boiling. Puddles spiked with gasoline Make an ersatz-rainbow glisten. Clouds, reflected deep within, Make me wish that I were with them. (_______ (_________ (______ , ,'`. , .-++-, `------ /))-.\ `------- \||/ _____ ';; 6/` ------ ___||_____,-' `- ,\,-' :-._||--,' _ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ , \\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||||`-:' `--.__ = _,''/ / ,' || = = = = = = `|| `-. _,-',' / / / //= ,-------------------.------------------------- ' , / = \ \__|| |\ / \ / \ / \ / \ /|\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ ,' / \ \_[] = | X X X X X | X X X X X X / = /\\ )| = |/ \ / \ / \ / \ / \|/ \ / \ / \ / \,--------- / \ \ | X X X X | X X X | RAUCHE / = | | \ |\ / \ / \ / \ / \ /|\ / \ / \ / \ /| / = | |\ \ | X X X X X | X X X X | VERBOTE / ) \ | \ / \ / \|/ \ / \ / \ / \`--------- = | / | | *kick* X | X X X X X X = = | | \_\_ ,' -. __ )) /|\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ |-'-. \__\ ,- `. ()_) ____ = = `---' = ,---' ~~ `--. ,--. __ = = = = `--------.__,' `---' `--' = = Fly where the clouds are And not even the sky's the limit. When a clean, white blanket buries up there All our fears and all our worries, that's where Everything that seemed important to us Turns to far-away fuss. "Uber den Wolken" Music and Lyrics (c)1974 Reinhard Mey English translation 2000 by Ulrich Schreglmann Red Baron No. 70 __ __ ( ('__`> _ --__`. \ //|\=) ______\ -'_--`. \ `\:"/ |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `-------' \-` , . \ / , . & , . & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' | |,- -.| Konigsberg ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | ' /__\ ` |\ ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; _______________ ,' `. __ / Ahem!!! \ ('_,,> | You know ... |_____ /=(99) ______ | _,-' `\_o/ |()|::::)= | I distinctly recall | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | the song went: "Fly | `-------' \ ,'\ | | Where the CLOUDS | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | Are." Do you see | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | | any clouds, because | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / \ I sure don't! / | ' , `._______________,' __________________________/ ' ___ (*type* ,' `-- __ -' __ *type* *type* --- *type* _(_ ( ___ __ ___ _) *type* `.*type* *type*_(_ *type*_)_ . ( ,-' *type*_ _*type* *type* (_ *type*_) ._ ,-- _ ) __ __ *type* ('__`> _ --__`. \ *type* /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. \ `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `-------' \-` , . \ / , . & , . & , . & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' | |,- -.| Konigsberg ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | ' /__\ ` |\ ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; ` . *type*---- *type*____ *type* _ ___ ___ _ --' ` *type* *type* _ _*type*--- `-*type* __ `---- --- ----- ( *type* *type* (___ *type* `-- ----- - ___ __ ________,----- )_____ ,--' __ -._ __,-' ) `---- (_ ) --____, -__ -- ( )- -' ) __ -._ ) ___ ) ,--' ___ ( _) --- )_ (_ __( ,' `--- ) __ -. _) -' ) __ `----- )_ --' _ --- -.__) _(_ ( ___,-' ___ __ ___ _) )____ __ (_ `. _(_ __) _ __)_ -' _(___ _,--(___ `--. ,---' (_ ( `-. ( ,-' ,- __ __ (_ `-.____) (_,- .___( __,---' ___,- ) ` _) _ __ __ ____) ---.__) ('__`> _ --__`. \ `--------' /==(o) ______\ -'_--`. \ `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. . \________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `-------' `-------' \-` , . \ / , . & , . & & , | ' |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' \. | |,- -.| Konigsberg ,'|_|`. ________\`.____ | ' /__\ ` / \ |\ ' ` ______________________ | There, that's | __\ / | better! | -_-\ / \_______________/ '_-_\ _ ; ; `--. __,------- _______ __)--- (___ _____(____ `--- ___ --' __ `----( ---.__________)---- `-. ____,- `-----------,----' __,-' -----' ( ___,-' (___________ `------------' `------ Red Baron No. 71 (( _,--. ____ (_,--' )) ______________ (()()) __ ,' __ `. .| |,(//(|| _ --__`. / \- (#) \____ ((?(-)| / / _____\ -'_--`. | (#) \~ ,-' `\_"o_// /|()|::::)= _`. . | ~ | _____| /\,' ' ____ ||___\_-``. \ Wheeen daaa-- / `-------' \-` , `.______________,' LUIGI'S | ' ian Air Reconnaissance & | eedy Pizza Delivery | 555-DUCE |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ____ __ _________________ (()())`--`===, ) ) __ ,' ___ _ `. .| |,(//(|| _ --__`. / \--\ (_) \____ (?(--)| / / _____\ -'_--`. | (#)(#) \ ,-' `\"o"_// /|()|::::)= _`. . | ` | _____| /\,' ' ____ ||___\_-``. \ Moon heets yoor eye / `-------' \-` , `._________________,' LUIGI'S | ' ian Air Reconnaissance & | eedy Pizza Delivery | 555-DUCE |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - | | / ____ ______________ (()()) __ ,' __ `. .| |,(//(|| )) _ --__`. / \- (#) \____ ((?(-)| / / _____\ -'_--`. | (#) \~ ,-' `\_"o_// /|()|::::)= _`. . | ~ | _____| /\,' ' ____ ||___\_-``. \ Lika beeg pizz-- / `-------' \-` , `.______________,' LUIGI'S | ' ian Air Reconnaissance & | eedy Pizza Delivery | 555-DUCE |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ____ ______________ (()()) __ ,' `. \ \, (// _ --__`. / \____ (?(99)| (// _____\ -'_--`. | Eh?!? ,-' `\"o"_// /|()|::::)= _`. . \ / _____| /\,' ' ____ ||___\_-``. `.______________,' `-------' \-` , LUIGI'S | ' ian Air Reconnaissance & | eedy Pizza Delivery | 555-DUCE |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - _______________ __ _ ,' __ '. ('__/ ) / \= (#)(#) \____ /==( ( ______ | \ \__\ ,-' `\__)_) |()|::::)= | (#) \__\ | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | | `-------' \ ,'\ | | That's | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | \ an-noy-ing! / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | `._______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' Red Baron No. 72 __ _______________ ('__.> / \____ /==(>) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~ | DIE, Allied ,-' `\_=/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... | schweinehund! | _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ \_______________/ `-------' \ ,'\ | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' ______________ ) ,' `. __ ( __ / Hello again! \ ('__`> ) -_`. | |_____ /=(66) ______ ( _--`. | Have I mentioned _,-' `\_o/ |()|::::)= '_`. . | yet that aside | _____ / /\ /)____||______-``. | from being a | `-------' \-` , | flying ace and a | & , . & , . & , | ' | war hero I also | _\' `/_\' `/_\' | | write children's | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | \ books? No?? / |\ `.______________,' __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - ________________ __ ,' '. ('__`> / Well, I do! \_____ /==(o) ______ | The tensions of war ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | are probably to | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ | blame for not having | `-------' \ ,'\ | | found and ENGLISH | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | | publisher for my | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | \ latest work yet! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / `.________________,' | ' , __________________________/ ' ,___________________________________________ //==========================================/| |/==========================================/|| || ___ __ ___ ___ __ ||| || | |_| |_ | | | | | |_ ||| || | | | |__ |__ | | | |__ |__ ||| || ___ ___ ___ ___ ||| || ||_ // \\ ||_// ||_// ||_ ||_)) ||| || || \\_// || \\ || \\ ||__ || \\ ||| || ___ ___ _ _ _ ||| || | |_| /\ | / ` / \ | | | | \ ||| || | | | /--\ | \_, \_/ \_/ |_ |_/ ||| || ||| || _______________ ||| || / \ ||| || ___ | I think I can! | ||| || `. `. | I think I can! | ||| || .-|. `. \___ ___________/ ||| || __ `| |. `. /' ||| || -/# \____`_:`|,|. `. ||| || `\__~~~ `--'`| `. `. ||| || `._\+-.______:`.|`---` . , . ||| || o O`. |.___. \O/ \O% ||| || `: . | |\ ||| || `---` / \ /| ` ||| || | \ | \ ||| || by ||| || ||| || PAT E. ROUGE ||/ || |/ ``------------------------------------------' Red Baron No. 73 ________________ __ ,' `. ('__`> / Here's the world \____ /==(o) ______ | famous Red Baron ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= | moonlighting after | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ \ work! / `-------' \ ,'\ | `.________________.' & , . & , . & , |,' \ | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / | ' , __________________________/ ' || _________ || | | || | Steel |__`. || | cable ,-- ,' || |_________| ' || || || ______________________ ,' `. / No, you're too \ | far to the right; give | | her two nudges left! | | Wrong position! Rotate | | her clockwise! THE | __ | OTHER CLOCKWISE!!! Good! | | | \ Now drop her! / __ __ __ __|__|__ `.___________ _________,' | | | | | | |/ |__|__|__|__|__|__ ' ) | | | | ( ,==. ) |__| |__| ||/ /\/\ \\| | | | | \~) (\/\/) (~/ __ __ __|__| |__| |=| _\;;/_ |-| | | | | | | | \ |/ ) . \| / | | | | | | | || | | | ______________ | | / \ __ __ | PERFECT!!! | | | | __ \__ __________/ |__|__| | | `.\ | | __ __ __ __|__|__ `\ |__| | | | | | | | | |__|__|__|__|__|__ _ |__| | | | | _/ | |__| |__| /|/\/ | | | | |((/") , )) __ __ __|__| |__| \::/ ()// | | | | | | | / \ \ / / | | | | | | | ___________ / \ | UH-OH!!! | __ \_ ________/ | | `.\ |__| , `\ #*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#* '__ *Vanish!* *#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*# . | | | | | | ` __ )) |__| |__| |__| /\/\== | | | | | | (( |~~(o |__|__ __|__| |__| \;_/ // | | | | | | | / \ \ \/ / | | | | | | | _________________ __ __ ,' `. <,,_`) _ --__`. / \ (66)=\ ______\ -'_--`. | Not again!!! | \-_/' |()|::::)= '_`. . | | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. | NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! | `-------' \-` , \ / & , . & , . & , | ' `.___________ ____,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | /,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | /' |\ __________________________/__\ || .`.-_-\ | / || `_`.'_-_\ ,' || \. -- - _____________\`._______ ,' `. / Geez, construction \ | work is a lot harder than | \ I thought! / `._______________________,' Red Baron No. 74 __ ________________ <'__`) ,' `. ~ ~ ~~ .\ ______ (o)==\ ___/ Here's the world \ RATTATTATT... -- =(::::|()| \__/' `-. famous Red Baron | ~ ~~~ ~.~ ~ '/_____||____(\ /\ \ _____ | on a special | | /`. / `-------' | mission over the | | / `.| . & , . & , . & | beautiful city | | .|( (| `/_\' `/_\' `/_ \ of Paris! / \ \. `.| ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_ `.________________,' . ` | ` \__________________________ ,- ,- / / ( ( *Roar!* \ ,. /\ _||_^^ __\\__ /#||#/>\ *HISSSS!!* ==\\== /##||-\#C *HISSS!!* " |#A/\A- |#|==|= ,, |#----' == = = = =._//_,. \#\||| *Rattattat* "-----" /###)=| // \ /#/ \)X| `- .(#/ |XX| .__ ,._\\_, |XX| "-----" |XX| `-- \\ |XX| |##| *Roar!* /XX\ |XX| /XX\ |X||X| |X||X| |X||X| /X||X\ ( __ ) __ ____________ ,'_- ( <,,_`) ,' `. ,'--_ ) ______ (99)=\ ____/ Giant ferret \ , ,'_` =(::::|()| \-_/' `-. on top of the | ,''-______||____(\ /\ \ _____ | Eiffel Tower! | . '-/ `-------' | | ` | . & , . & , . & | Don't ask! | | `/_\' `/_\' `/_ | Just don't ask! | | ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_ \ ... / /| `.____________,' /__\__________________________ /-_-,', /_-_`,'_' - -- Red Baron No. 75 __ ________________ <'__`) ,' `. ~ ~ ~~ .\ ______ (o)==\ ___/ It just occurred \ RATTATTATT... -- =(::::|()| \__/' `-. to me that for | ~ ~~~ ~.~ ~ '/_____||____(\ /\ \ _____ | that ferret this | | /`. / `-------' | must all appear | | / `.| . & , . & , . & | like a scene from | | .|( (| `/_\' `/_\' `/_ | "The Birds" or | \ \. `.| ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_ \ something! / . ` | `.________________,' ` \__________________________ ( __ ) __ _____________ ,'_- ( <'__`) ,' `. ,'--_ ) ______ (99)=\ ____/ Actually this \ , ,'_` =(::::|()| \-_/' `-. being the | ,''-______||____(\ /\ \ _____ | nineteen-teens | . 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