ASCII Art - ASCII Comics - Nerd Boy Fan Art Assorted Shorts [me at 2:00am] That's a GREAT idea! And if [= o this variable means this, then... [__\_.)_| then.... ummm... pizza... dew | |d| | -- Hello, Psychic Network? I just have one question... , What was I going to ask you? '-----. == ==== =====- --- dew `--()=====()--' === ==== -- --- Zzzzoooommmm.... -- NERDBOY AT THE BEACH... Wow, you know, I didn't think I'd like swimming, but this isn't so bad! __________`________________/XXX/ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|XX/ /\/\/\|N_O___D_I_V_I_N_G|\/|X/ / \/\/\/|/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|/\|/ / _________________ / , You're in the baby pool. / ~,-. ~~~~~ / ,--. / Now shut up so I can go / ~~ ~~ /W /--~/ / back to Tahiti. / ,//; ~ ~~ /A .<<./` / / ~~,db; ~~~ /L //| / / / ~~ `-` ~~~~ /K '--'` / /________________/ / / dew_______________________/ At the Zoo (my first Nerd Boy fan art!) But has Nerd Boy ever been to the zoo? ---------------------+-------------------------- I LOVE petting zoos! | O where's an orchestra ___(! OO | !)_)_ playing the William Tell (___)\.||' | (d__)~ Overture when you need it? <| | db | <\ |\ | ---------------------+-------------------------- _ , so why didn't you name /\(v OO OO your llama... 'Dolly'? (___) <][> '||' | |> LL dd ------------------------------------------------- -NOW- I get it! You're (" OO 'emu-lating' an ostrich! ,(v) `||. }} dd ------------------------------------------------- ? umm... so which one's OO the prairie dog _m'_m._'m__/\___ ')) mayor? m' 'm m' .m dd _/V\________ ------------------------------------------------- Carrot? , OO (`"`).--. ||'^ ^(^(_ _)~ bb [}\[} ---------------------------------------------------- _______________ /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/: /~~~~~~~~~~~~/\/ : ~~~~~~~~~~~~/\/ : now how d'you ~~~~~~~~~~~~][/ : suppose...? _(\_ . [/ | >==;::;'< . [/ mommy ' | . [/ mommy! | OG' [/ ' 66}| .)). [/ 'oo' <(( | 77 [/__dd_____|<_|_____ _____________|////////////_____ ------------------------------------------------- what a miserable existence... sitting around on that log /| all day... /______________/X| |_______________|X| ' |x\oo) |X| OO |x }} oo |X| .||` |x<<...__({{)_..|X| bb |/ ())))>>)) |/ """""""""""""""""""""""""""" -------later that day------- well, back to work! ' _ OO |_) ||"|_ _[__] bb | | | | dew Valentine's Day --------------------------------------------------------------- I'd like to... Flowers!? You've certainly uh... buy some... come to the right place! , , ^^) *~~~~~~~Y~~~~~~~~~~~@-., OO ,-,'CC)' * .@% @, * %#@ .||. /_/| |< _______* {@}___%} __ @@,/ ___________________ bd ______|_|____________________)(__*_]{/ --------------------------------------------------------------- How about this lovely bouquet? Only $54.95! Uh... do you have anything a bit more affordable? , , *~~~~~~~Y~~~~~~~~~~~@-., OO ,-@,^^) * .@% * %#@ <||. /_/%}CC'_______* {@}___ __ @@,/ ___________________ bb ______|_|_ |<________________)(__*_]{/ --------------------------------------------------------------- What do you have for $1.50? Half a marigold. \ And no stem. Oh... ' __ *~~~~~~~Y~~~~~~~~~~~@-., OO ,-, --) * .@% * %#@ .||" /_/@,CC._______* {@}___ __ @@,/ ___________________ bb ______|_|%}||________________)(__*_]{/ --------------------------------------------------------------- That evening... (<) Hmmm... Origami cranes... _ , Wow, stuff sure looks (_| O tough at 2 in the morning... [__]_.)_| __________ | |d| | _________________________________________ --------------------------------------------------------------- The next day... What in the It's a paper crane! According to Japanese world is THAT? legend, it symbolizes hope, and if you fold , , a thousand of them, you will be granted ~.. OO a wish! .>>. ^v;|| || dd _____________________________________________ --------------------------------------------------------------- So I'm supposed to make a bunch of these and HOPE for a present next year? Uh... would you , , rather have the ~.. OO marigold? `>>:v^ .||.* || dd _____________________________________________dew Their Royal Highnesses \_.|._/ /\^/\ \_|_/ \_|_/ ....._ ..... : :: : / :: ..~ ' ,,:.\\..//.<<.//) (o)---db(o)/<-(o)/ ::_____::____::/ ----------------- Servant Boy, \_.|._/ /\^/\ bring the \_|_/ \_|_/ Royal Cheese ....._ ..... Wheel! ` : :: : / :: --~ ' ||:-^- ,,:.\\..//.<<.//) |\ (o)---db(o)/<-(o)/ *munch* ::_____::____::/ dew Trying It On For Sighs That's the coolest thing I've Seen all week!!! Where did you Get those shoes? Can I try them? These? Uh, I dunno... I guess I just always had them. ,,, '.. OO .||- ,||. ____ || ____________________________d d ______ OO Sure, I guess... q,)) `d ,,, Sweeet!!! Uh, could i 'OO .. have those back? '||- .||. I think there's a draft in here. bb || Sure, but there ,,, hasn't been a draft '.. since '73. .. .||.OO .||. db|| || What? ,,, Don't make me '.. -- kill you. q-||-OO .||. dew d || || Broken In ,I know I set those things around .. here somewhere... ||= bb OO ------ , Hey, what's - ,,, .. ..' *crunch* .||. || db O/ | -up? ------ Don't tell me. , ,,, , Uh, aren't these your -- ..' glasses? .||. GO.||. bb || ------- , No, this isn't good. ,,, ,Well, look at the bright side, .GO ..' now they're collector's items! ||' '||' bb || ------- ,,, GO ..' .||. .||. bb || -------- ,You do realize ,,, , Umm... I think I hear GO you're going ..' my mother emailing me... .||. to die? .//. bb / \ ------- -grumble- __. GO (__ ====--- || (___)===*woosh* bb dew (__==== Walked By The Dog Hand me that wrench, Check this out!! I found this will you, Fan Boy? ,,, dog at the park! His tag says OO ..' 'Babeldog'... .||- ~== ,||. bb __[]/\ _______ _, __`m~_ || ___________ , I think that means he can speak , So? ,,, any language in the known OO ..' universe! Maybe even the unknown .||. ~== '||. ones!!! bb __[]/\ _______ _, __.m~_ || ____________ Sore-wa shinjirarenai- , desu. *meep* Eega issho-ni ikaga- ~== , desu-ka? *arf* __[]/\ _______ _, __`m~_ Seki-wa arimasu-ka? ! ,,, , *meep* OO 'oo ~== .||' <||' .[]. ,Hai. *arf* bb _____dew_____ _, ______ || ____ |\ _~m'_____ Real Old School Me Ogg. Uhh... I'm Nerd Boy... I made this _ , Ogg invent , cool ASCII platform game... (.. ,-wheel. OO ._/. ( o } .||. || _'._.'________ dd ________________ ----------------- \""/\ This Ogg's pet rock. :\{\ \, Name 'Bill'. ! #:\/ \\ ` _ ##:}-==} ..) ,-"-. OO ##/\::// -_/. ( o } .||. #/##\/`\___ || _'._.'_________ dd _______ ----------------- \""/\ Bill beat Ogg Umm... I'm not from :\{\ \, at chess. , around here, am I? #:\/ \\ `_ ##:}-==} (.. ,-"-. OO ##/\::// ._/. 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W \_(' ~~\\_.\ ~~~~~ ~ $ \ \ \ ` - /_ / / / } /`~ ~~~~~~~\ |/ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~` \ \ \ \ \` {-. / /\ {, ~~~~~~ ~~~~`'~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~` } \ \ }\ / \ \)/ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~___~~~ ~~ ~\ / \ Maybe we can catch .-' `----._~~\/___) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ that boat! , ` OO ~.. `--' .' ,X||. .>>. ` I'm going back to ,} X dd |\ that truck stop. The ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ { \_______,._____ one with that nice \/ / / _} motorcycle gang. -=====- -=---{ -=#| -=##=-===#===-\ -| / { \ | _,' ,"=-. /\| _ /\ _,-' _/~~~~~\/ | /~~\ _ ,' /~~~| / __ \___ -==##=/ | ==########=- ##=======| -==###==##===-~-=- -=#| ----. /~~~~~~~~\ /^.| _-. )\ ~~ ~~~`\// | _ /___~___~____/____| __|/------------------| _/( \ `.\ ~~ \|/~"===| \\ \^\,'~~ ~~ || ~~ | / \ \/~~~ ~~ ~||~~~~ | )--)/ ~~~~ ~~'~~ ~ I think we're going to need a bigger boat. \_(' ~ ~~~ ~ ~~~~~, And you can get out from under that seat, /`~ ~~~~~ ~~ ~__o ~| sissy. ~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~(\=K\ | ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~\\_.\| ~~\ |/| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`'~| | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~dew| REALLY Lost Somewhere high above the middle of nowhere... ------------------------------------------ ,----._ , (======|[=======) \/\ ,=="=="='----'_____/X/ .'_) ====- _/.\ (________________.--' d d ' ' Here we are, get ready! /\ ,. _ __,'._ / V '-._ / `. .---' / ` '=------ ' ------------------------------------------ _ __,==="\ ,-'`' _]| . -- ' , /\ \===="=="='---._____--+-- .'_) ====-## _/ ' (__________##____.--' d d bb ' ` Are you -sure- about this, Mandy? ' Just jump, sissy! /\ ,. _ __,'._ / V '-._ / `. .---' / ` '=------ ' ------------------------------------------ / / / / / / / pq eeetttt!!! '//, tttyyyee OO - Nnoot ------------------------------------------ , {^} *fflup* ( \ pq (//, rrrrg!!! -tug- OO - aaarrr ------------------------------------------ ______ *flump!* .-' ' ' '-. / / \ \ /.--.( .--. ).--.\ (/ V \/ V \/ V \) '. '.\ | / .' .' '. '\ |/.' .' '._OO\_.-' - Woooah! '\\' dd /\ ,. _ __,'._ / V '-._ / `. .---' / ` '=------ ' ------------------------------------------ This place is so cool! I guess being blind- folded, taken to a forest, and pushed out a |=|=_ helicopter might not ,-=#| ###===-. =#|"=. be so bad! --|---. -=====## #===-. |##==- .---||-. -,-=## |#======- = '#===. .-----|----=-===#| ###=---- |#==-. OO || | | | | .||]=._ || |} | | |_______ dd __'-,==.=====-___| |_____ ------------------------------------------ | #. Wait a minute... .===# |==- |=|=_ where are they |- ,-=#| ###===-. =#|"=. going!?! ,--|---. -=====## #===-. |##==- .---||-. -,-=## |#======- = '#===. .-----|----=-===#| ###=---- |#==-. OO || | | | | [||'._ || |} | | |_______ bb _"=-,==.=====-___| |_____ ---------------------------------------dew Will NerdBoy's insistance on reading 'worst case scenario' survival guides pay off??? Can he overcome the rigors of forest life??? Did Mandy actually plan this??? And just how in the world did they rent an Mi-17, anyway??? Not Too Handy What's with the cast? I sort of broke my hand , playing Capture the Flag. ` ,,, OO ..' .||- L|. ____ bb ____ || _______ Did you know they actually have rules? , One would suspect. ` ,,, OO ..' || L|- bb || Apparantly, you're not supposed to taunt the other players. 15-year olds get upset if you do. , "15 year olds"? ` ,,, OO ..' .||. L|> ____ bb ____ || _______ Especially when they outnumber you. Ever heard of , 'natural selection'? ` ,,, OO ..' .||. L|. ____ bb ____ || _______dew Lost Cause So Doc, will I be able to play guitar when this cast comes off? ` ,,, '.. )_ .-.____L|. .. `-.--.-\\ \.||. ____|__|_____________ || ___ You'll be able to play as well as you were able to before the cast. Good, because I-- , ` ,,, '^^ )_ .-.____L| -- `-.--.->> \.||. ____|__|_____________ || ___ Wait, you're supposed to say... oh, never mind... ` ,,, ',, _( __ .-.____L|. .. ..\ `-.--.-\\ .||./ .|(. dew____|__|_____________ || ___ || Cast Aside Man, this cast makes my hand stink-- Oo.. hand me that pen! ` ,,, _ '.. O (_\ L|- |_(._[__] || | |b | | *scratch* *scratch* That's disgusting! , ,,, _ ',, OO (_\ L= |//._[__] || dd| | | That's so much better... Here's your pen. ` ,,, _ '-- OO (_\ L|-! ||| _[__] || |dd | | Keep it. ,,, ` _ '.. O (_\ L|-! |_(._[__] dew________ || _ | |b | | _____ Safety First Don't worry, this saw was designed not to break the skin. , ,,, *BZZZ- ',, Zz..* )_ .-.____L| ` .. `-.--.-\\ 7.||. ____|__|_________ || ___________ Let me try it out on you, then. * Z ` ,,, Z '.. )_ Z .-.____L|- .. Z `-.--.-\\ 7.||. Z ____|__|_____ || ___________ z z z z z z ,,, z '.. )_ z .-.____L|. .. z `-.--.-\\ 7.||. z ____|__|_____ || ___________ z z z z Umm... no. Now z hold still... z ,,, , z 'oo )_ . .-.____L| .. . `-.--.-\\ 7.||. . dew____|__|_____ || ___________ * Alive and Well... Your hand will be a bit tender for a while, Woo-hoo! so be careful. No more cast!! ` , ,,, '^^ )_ .-.___-||- .. `-.--.-\\ .||. ____|__|_______ || _________ --- Allow me! ` ____ ,,, | | __ '^^ | | ..) -||- |' | .|( || |____| || .---. ( Ow! ) `---Oo. ____ ,,,' | __ ''. | ^^) ||-' | .|( ||.____| || After you! ` ____ ? ,,, | | __ '^^ | | ..) -||- |' | |( dew || |____| || Meet the crew of the Starship ASCIIprise: _\||/_ //..\\ .( ^). Trollboy, Captain of the ASCIIprise. __ bb {..} Science officer Spock. .|^. OO dd .|^. Chief engineer Nerdboy. bb ..~ ___ Communications officer Mandura. .<<. ()..) /| .||. Chief of security, Hammerhead guy. __ || (..) __ Nonspecific random guy #1. .|^. (--) dd .Y^. Nonspecific random guy #2 bb ,,, -- Ensign W4R3Z D00D. ,//. _/ )_ \// ,,, ___ \\/ | // -- ()..) \\ o| \// .=========================. \\/ | // / ) \ ______ || \ \\ o| .\// |_\|/_|| __\\/, |()//..~ OO //..\\|| Nerdboy, (F'}\\:.| .\// <<' .|^. /-( ^).// go swab the ||- \\/ |.:// //"| bb '| dd |'/ torpedo tubes! bb \\\ | \// __ |____|/ __ \\/ // (/'} (,,) \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ / \ /dew \// ,,, ___ \\/ | // -- ()'') \\ o| \// .=========================. \\/ | // / ) \ ______ || \ \\ o| .\// |_\|/_|| __\\/, |()//..~ OO //..\\|| What's the {'7)\\:.| .\// <<' .|^. /-( ^).// matter, are .|| \\/ |.:// //"| bb '| dd |'/ we out of dd \\ | \// __ |____|/ __ toilet \\/ // (..) {'n) paper? \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ / \ /dew \// ,,, ___ \\/ | // ~~ (..() \\ o| \// .=========================. \\/ | // / ) \ ______ || \ \\ o| .\// |_\|/_|| __\\/, |()//..~ OO //..\\|| Let's go blow (F')\\:.| .\// <<' .|^. /-( ^).// stuff up! ||- \\/ |.:// //"| bb '| dd |'/ bb \\\ | \// __ |____|/ __ \\/ // (**) (--) \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ / \ /azc Sir, a ship \// ,,, ___ \\/ has just | // ~~ (..() \\ o| decloaked \// .=========================. \\/ off the| // / ) \ ______ || \ \\ o| port .\// |_\|/_|| __\\/, bow! |()//..~ OO //..\\|| Shields up! (F')\\:.| .\// <<' .|^. /-( ^).// Red Alert! ||- \\/ |.:// //"| bb '| dd |'/ bb \\\ | \// __ |____|/ __ \\/ // (..) (..) \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ / \ /azc .---------------------------. |/=========================\| | ..=.. | , So, Cptn. Trollboy, we meet again. | \\=// //-=-\\ | | //o=o\\ __\-/__ | | _\~/_ / \nU \ | | / \nU\ | /\ | | '---------------------------'dew \// ,,, ___ \\/ | // ~~ (..() \\ o| \// .=========================..|^. \\/ | // / ) \ ______ \|| \\ o| .\// * |_\|/_|| __\\/, |()/~.. *O* //..\\|| Too late, they{'7)\\:.| .\// >> *.*^.* /-( ^).// have beamed || \\/ |.:// |"\\ b* '| dd |'/ Engineer dd \\\ | \// * * __ |____|/ __ Nerdboy! \\/ // ('') ('n) \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ / \ /azc .---------------------------. |/=========================\| | ..=.. | , You will lower your shields and | \\=// //-=-\\ | surrender immediately. | //o=o\\ __\-/__ | Or we shall incinerate you. | _\~/_ / \nU \ | | / \nU\ | /\ | | '---------------------------'dew .---------------------------. |/=========================\| | ..=.. Help! | , I believe -this- belogs to you?!? | \\=// //-=-\\ | | //o=o\\ __\-/__ OO | | _\~/_ / \nU \/||' | | / \nU\ | /\ / bb | '---------------------------'dew \// ,,, ___ \\/ Sir, they | // ~~ (..() \\ o| are heavily \// .=========================..|^. \\/ armed, and | // / ) \ ______ \|| \\ o| their weapons .\// |_\|/_|| __\\/, are charged. |()//..~ ///..\|| {'7)\\:.| .\// << /-( ^).// || \\/ |.:// //"| '| dd |'/ dd \\\ | \// __ |____|/ __ \\/ // (%') (n') \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ / \ /azc \// ,,, ___ \\/ | // ~~ (..() \\ o| \// .=========================. \\/ | // / ) \ ______ || \ \\ o| .\// |_\|/_|| __\\/, |()/~.. aye /..\\ || Mandura, see (F'}\\:.| .\// >> cap'n. /-( ^).// if you can hail |- \\/ |.:// |"\\ '| dd |'/ the asciifleet. bb \\\ | \// __ |____|/ __ \\/ // (..) ('n) \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ / \ /azc \// ,,, ___ \\/ | // ~~ (..() \\ o| \// .=========================. \\/ | // / ) \ ______ || \ \\ o| .\// |_\|/_|| __\\/, |()/..~ incoming trans /..\\ || on screen! (F'}\\:.| .\//<< mission from /-( ^).// |- \\/ |.:////"| admiral palmer '| dd |'/ bb \\\ | \// sir. __ |____|/ __ \\/ // (..) ('n) \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ / \ /azc .---------------------------. |/=========================\| | /~~~~~\ | , Cptn. Trollboy, we have reports | ({. .}) | of nomUlans in your area! Be | (\ L /) | CAREFUL!!! | .___\"""/___. | And -NO- trading starbases for | / ( O ) \ | food this time! '---------------------------' dew .---------------------------. |/=========================\| | ..=.. | , You have ran for far too long, Captain. | //-=-\\ | Now you shall PAY. | \\=// __\c/__ | | //o=o\\ / \nU \ | | _\~/_ | /\ | | '---------------------------' dew .---------------------------. |/=========================\| | /~~~~~\ | , Hello? Is this thing on? | ({o o}) | | (\ L /) | | .___\"""/___. | | / ( O ) \ | '---------------------------' dew \// ,,, ___ __ \\/ | // ~~ (,,() {'7) \\ o| \// .=========================. \\/ | // / ) \ ______ || \ \\ o| .\// |_\|/_|| \\/, |()//..~ //..\\|| Yes sir, sorry sir.\:.| .\// << /.( ^).// we have a situation.\\/ |.:// //"| '| dd |'/ the nomUlans have taken\ | \// __ |____|/ __ engineer nerdboy! \\/ // (..) (..) \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ /azc __.__ ___ ,Disrupters on, Captain! (_____) -==A===- __,.-'nU/\ \\___// (,-==-"//`\\ \___) _(/ _\) __.__ ___ ,Err... charged! (_____) -==A===- __,.-'nU/\ \\___// (,-==-"//`\\ \___) _(/ _\) dew .---------------------------. |/=========================\| | /~~~~~\ | , The solution is simple Captain, simply | ({- -}) | insult their Captain's mother. | (\ L /) | Research shows they simply can't handle | .___\"""/___. | it. | / ( C ) \ | '---------------------------' dew \// ,,, ___ \\/ | // ~~ (,,() \\ o| \// .=========================. \\/ | // / ) \ ______ || \ (F.} o| .\// |_\|/_|| ||-\/, |()/~.. Sir im having //..\\|| admiral, i'll bb \\:.| .\// >> trouble keeping.( ^).// call you back! \\/ |.:// //"| both transmissionsd |'/ \\\ | \// active at once. __ |____|/ __ \\/ // (..) (..) \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ /azc \// ,,, ___ \\/ | // ~~ (,,() \\ o| \// .=========================. \\/ | // / ) \ ______ || \ (F.} o| .\// |_\|/_|| ||-\/, |()/..~ //..\\|| SHIELDS UP! bb \\:.| .\//<< /.( ^).// BRACE FOR IMPACT! \\/ |.:////"| `| db |'/ \\\ | \// __ |____|/ __ \\/ // (..) (..) \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ /azc .---------------------------. |/=========================\| | ---------~~~~~\ ----- | , Captain?!? Did you hear me?!! | ({o --------- | Captain Trollboy!!! | ======== L /) ==== | | ._--------__. -- | |------- ( O ) ======= | '---------------------------' dew __.__ ___ ,FIRE AT WILLLLL!!! (_____) -==A===- __,.-'nU/\ - uh, which one's Will? \\___// (,-==-"//`\\ \___) _(/ _\) 'JUST SHOOT SOMETHING! __.__ ___ (_____) -==A===- __,.-'nU/\ - uh, aye \\___// (,-==-"//`\\ \___)//_____ _________ _(/ _\) dew \\ __.__ ". ___ (_____) -==A===-) __,.-'nU/\ \\___// ._ (,-==-"//`\\ \___) .* _(/ _\) . -'/ \ Fwoomph! azc BOOOOOOMMM! \// ,,, ___ \\/ | // ~~ (,,() \\ o|Shields are holding, \// .=========================. \\/ , Captain. | // / ) \ ______ || \ (F.} o| .\// |_\|/_|| ||-\/, |()/..~ sir, the numulans/..\\|| We have to get bb \\:.| .\//<< are demanding /.( ^).// engineer nerdboy \\/ |.:////"| you respond `| db |'/ back before we open \\\ | \// __ |____|/ __ fire! \\/ // ('') ('n) \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ /azc \// ,,, ___ \\/ | // ~~ (,,() \\ o| No sir, their shields are \// .=========================. \\/ , of an unknown phase harmonic, | // / ) \ ______ || \ (F.} o| the transporters are useless. .\// |_\|/_|| ||-\/, |()/~.. Casualties reported..\|| Spock, can you bb \\:.| .\//>> on decks 5 through ^).// get a transport beam\\/ |.:////"| 12, sir. `| db |'/ through their sheilds?\\ | \// __ |____|/ __ \\/ // ('') ('n) \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ /azc .---------------------------. |/=========================\| | ..=.. Ack! | , How did you like that small taste | //-=-\\ ' | of our superior firepower, Captain? | =\\\\ __\o/__ .OO | Surrender or Nerdbrat gets it. | \o\\\\ / \nU \/||` | | _~ /_ | /\ / dd | '---------------------------' dew Yes Sir! \// ,,, ___ \\/ | // -- ()..) \\ o| \// .=========================. \\/ | // / ) \ ______ || \ (F.} o| .\// | || ||-\/, |()/..~ | || \||/_ bb \\:.| .\//<< // _ /// /..\\ \\/ |.:////"| `|\__/|'/ .( ^). \\\ | \// __ |____|/ __ dd \\/ // (..) (--) Officer hammerhead\| \ .----. .----. assemble a team. / azc \ /______\ /______\ make sure to / include lots of people in red uniforms that we won't miss too much if they are killed. .---------------------------. |/=========================\| | ..=.. | , Hey, get back here!!! I was threatening | //o=o\\ | you!!! | \\=// __\c/__ | | //o=o\\ / \nU \ | | _\~/_ | /\ | | '---------------------------' dew \// ,,, \\/ | // -- \\ o| \// .=========================. \\/ | // / ) \ ______ \ (F.} o| .\// | || ||-\/, |()/..~ | || _\||/ bb \\:.| .\//<< // _ /// ..\\ \\/ |.:////"| `|\__/|'/ -( ^). \\\ | \// __ |____|/ __ dd \\/ // Aye sir, but it (%') (..) Mandura, buy us \| \ won't fool them .----. .----. some time with / \ for long! /______\ /______\ static! /azc .---------------------------. |/=========================\| | ..=.. | , Enough is enough. | //-=-\\ | Prepare to die, Captain. | =\\\\ __\c/__ | | \o\\\\ / \nU \ | | _~ /_ | /\ \ | '---------------------------' dew __.__ _ \ / ___ (_____){ -==A}==- __,.-'nU/\ \\_{_/{`_} -- (,-==-"//`\\ {=\--})_} .\. . . _(/ _\) dew "End simulation!" __ , Well cptn, you failed --) the Mobiashi Karu test. \// ,,, ___ <(Y^)>\\/ | // ~~ (,,() || \\ o| \// .=========================. __/ | // / ) \ ______ || \ {'7) o| .\// |_\|/_|| .||\\/, |()/..~ //..\ || dd \\:.| .\//<< /.( ^).// \\/ |.:////"| `| bb |'/ \\\ | \// __ |____|/ __ \\/ // ('') ('n) \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ /dew and you, ensign W4R3Z D00D, slept through the whole thing! , __ --) \// ,,,<(Y^)> ___ \\/ | // -- || (,,() \\ o| \// .=========================. __/ | // / ) \ ______ || \ {'7) o| .\// |_\|/_|| .||\\/, |()/..~ //..\ || dd \\:.| .\//<< /.( ^).// \\/ |.:////"| `| bb |'/ \\\ | \// __ |____|/ __ \\/ // (/') (..) \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ /azc \// ,,, ___ \\/ | // ~~ (''() \\ o| \// .=========================. __/ | // / ) \ ______ || \ {'7) o| .\// _\|/_ || Well, what do you all |()~.. //..\ || __ have to say for yourselves? .\//>> /.( ^).// - ) \\/ |.://|"\\ `| bb |'/ (^>) \\\ | \// __ |____|/ __ dd \\/ // ('') ('n) \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ /dew \// ,,, ___ \\/ | // ~~ (''() \\ o| *blip boop beep* \// .=========================. __/ | // / ) \ ______ || \ (F.} o| .\// _\|/_ || |-\\/, |()~.. Spock! Beam //..\ || * *__* * dd \\:.| .\//>> him into space!/.( ^).// * * * Aaahh! \\/ |.://|"\\ `| bb |'/ * *(*>)* \\\ | \// __ |____|/ __* d* * \\/ // ('') ('n) \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ /azc \// ,,, ___ \\/ | // -- (,,() \\ o| \// .=========================. __/ | // / ) \ ______ || \ {F'} o| .\// _\||/_|| You, random ||.\/, |()/..~ //..\\|| guy, take us bb \\:.| .\//<< /,( ^).// out! \\/ |.:////"| `| bb |'/ \\\ | \// __ |____|/ __ \\/ // (..) (,,) \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ /dew \// ,,, ___ \\/ | // -- (,,() \\ o| \// .=========================. __/ | // / ) \ ______ || \ {F'} o| .\// _\||/_|| Let's go blow ||.\/, |()/..~ //..\\|| stuff up! bb \\:.| .\//<< /,( ^).// \\/ |.:////"| `| bb |'/ Aye sir, heading \\\ | \// __ |____|/ __ 132741234 mark 0.\\/ // (..) (,,) Warp factor 5. \| \ .----. .----. / \ /______\ /______\ /azc __.__ (_____) -==A===- ----+------- ----+----- \\___// ----+------ \___) --==x====--- ----+------- dew The End! Original 'NerdBoy' concept Joaquim Gandara. Original 'TrollBoy' concept Andrew Carpenter. Original 'StarTrek' concept Gene Roddenberry. Original 'ASCIItrek' concept Andrew Carpenter. Art contributed by Phydeaux (dew) and Andrew Carpenter (azc). Some characters make guest appearances courtesy NerdBoy or StarTrek. \\p mjp d