ASCII Art - ASCII Comics - The ASCII Comics of "JRO" [Job Security] //_/_/_/_/_/_/ /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ //_/_/_/_/_/_/_ /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ _____________________________ /__/_/_/_/_/_/_/_ | RED EYE SALOON & CATHOUSE | || |||_____ |_________ /\/\ _____________| || |||_____ | __/____\__ ___ || |||_____ | )( OO_ __|___|__ || |||_____ | _______ )) _) ____ ('o_o') || |||_____ | |~~~~|~~ _\o/_ _ |~~~~ _\~-~/_ || |||_____ | | | / \ / \_| | / \/|\/ \ || |||_____ | |____|_ / | ^*| \| |__ / |. .| \ || |||______ | | | \ \ / /| | \ | . . | / || |||_____ | | | \_\_/_/=| | \|_____|/ || / |_____ | |____|__ )\_(_/==| |___ )|UU.UU| || / |______ | \| | |__| \| | | ||/ |_____ _|__________ | | | _|______ | | | ______ ||_____|_____ |_|_| |__|__| |______|_____ <__|__> <___|___> |______|______ "...And I git free eats down at El Mira's, an' free drinks an' - well, you know - at the Red Eye, an' the Mayor give me a new pair of spurs, an' the Banker started me a free checkin' account, an' the Blacksmith shoed my horse fer nuttin'. There's also this great ree-tirement plan, that goes with all these perks... So, what do you think, Rowdy? Sounds like a purdy good job, huh?" //_/_/_/_/_/_/ /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ //_/_/_/_/_/_/_ /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ _____________________________ /__/_/_/_/_/_/_/_ | RED EYE SALOON & CATHOUSE | || |||_____ |_________ /\/\ _____________| || |||_____ | __/____\__ ___ || |||_____ | )( OO_ __|___|__ || |||_____ | _______ )) _) ____ ('o_o') || |||_____ | |~~~~|~~ _\-/_ _ |~~~~ _\~o~/_ || |||_____ | | | / \ / \_| | / \/|\/ \ || |||_____ | |____|_ / | ^*| \| |__ / |. .| \ || |||______ | | | \ \ / /| | \ | . . | / || |||_____ | | | \_\_/_/=| | \|_____|/ || / |_____ | |____|__ )\_(_/==| |___ )|UU.UU| || / |______ | \| | |__| \| | | ||/ |_____ _|__________ | | | _|______ | | | ______ ||_____|_____ |_|_| |__|__| |______|_____ <__|__> <___|___> |______|______ "Well I dunno, Lanky Don. It sure sounds like they got the benefits an' ever'thing. The pay doan sound bad, either. I figure you got all the qualificks fer this sheriffin' job, too... 'Cept for one, that is." //_/_/_/_/_/_/ /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ //_/_/_/_/_/_/_ /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ _____________________________ /__/_/_/_/_/_/_/_ | RED EYE SALOON & CATHOUSE | || |||_____ |_________ /\/\ _____________| || |||_____ | __/____\__ ___ || |||_____ | )( OO_ __|___|__ || |||_____ | _______ )) _) ____ ('o_o') || |||_____ | |~~~~|~~ _\o/_ _ |~~~~ _\~-~/_ || |||_____ | | | / \ / \_| | / \/|\/ \ || |||_____ | |____|_ / | ^*| \| |__ / |. .| \ || |||______ | | | \ \ / /| | \ | . . | / || |||_____ | | | \_\_/_/=| | \|_____|/ || / |_____ | |____|__ )\_(_/==| |___ )|UU.UU| || / |______ | \| | |__| \| | | ||/ |_____ _|__________ | | | _|______ | | | ______ ||_____|_____ |_|_| |__|__| |______|_____ <__|__> <___|___> |______|______ "You mean 'bout me not bein' able to shoot?" \ | / -pow- \ | / //_/_/_/_/_/_/ / | \ -pow- /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ \ / \ | / / | \ . //_/_/_/_/_/_/_ zing -pow- / /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ . /__\____________/_|_\_____/___ /__/_/_/_/_/_/_/_ \| RED EYE SALOON & CATHO/SE | || |||_____ \_________ /\/\ _______/_____| || |||_____ |\ __/____\__ / ___ || |||_____ | \ ))(())) " __|___|__ || |||_____ | _\_______((())( ____ (\\\\\) || |||_____ | |_\/~|~~~ _\_/_ _ |~~~~ _\___/_ || |||_____ | |/|\ | / \_| | / \ || |||_____ | |____|__/ | | \| |__ / | | \ || |||______ | | | \ \ / /| | \ | | / || |||_____ | | | \_\_/_/=| | \|_____|/ || / |_____ | |____|_/_ \_(_/(=| |____ |UUUUU|( || / |______ | / | | |/_| | | |/ ||/ |_____ _|______/___ | | | _|______ | | | ______ ||_____|_____ / |_|_| |__|__| |______|_____ . <__|__> <___|___> |______|______ "Well, I'd say that one deficiency you have just might make it a bit hard to collect that there ree-tirement plan you was talkin' about... To say nothin' of gittin' in that place fer your drinks and... you know." _________________________________________ ____________ _____________ | | | | | | | NOOLAS | |_.~._ _.~._| |_____________| | --- || --- | | | | --- || --- | |_____________| | --- || --- | _______ | --- || --- | /|/ / |_____||_____| __|/ __ /|______|____________|_______ /_|==|__/ |___ |||__|/| ////\\ | | | |//// oo \\\( _) \__/ \__/ \___O/ (oo) (oo) / \\ //~~\\ //~~\\ ___________|\ \ |___\\__//__\\__//____ | \_\| /| |__\ \ / | __________ \\ ( \ ________________/ | || /// | | __________ || | __________________| | jro || | | | __________ ||__| __________________| / || |_ | / [[____; |/ "Now, let me try an' make y'all unnerstand, ONE MORE TIME... I don't care if y'all is these here "Cosmic Cowboys". We got RYE, an' we got BEER. An' we don't got no 'Marswiser Lite'!" ___ __|___|__ ( @ @ ) _\ _ /_ ___ / \\_// \ /___\ | \_/ | ___/_____\___ | | . *| | (|||||||) | | . | | __\_____/__ |_|_____|_| /...........\ / \__8__/ \ |..|.......|..| )\\\ /// |..|.......|..| \ | | | |..|.......|../ JRO \| | | |..|.......|./ . ' | | | . ' |..UUUUUUUUU_) |__|__| /_\|\_/ \_/| / . (__) (__) \\\| | |/ | | | . . ' . . ` . | | | ' | | | . . . ' ` . . |___|___| . ' ` . (___) (___) . Billy 'the kid' Gates prayed his Winchester .95 wouldn't fire a blank *this* time. . . ) . . . * . . . . . . .' . '. * . . ' .' . . __ . .' ______ __ | o' | | | | | | | | | | | | ___| |_ __|_______________________|__..--~~~~ jro ~--. /|\ / \ / | \ / \ \|/ / | \ / \ / | \ "Boy, are you ever / \ a genius, Harry! Only / | \ a total IDIOT like YOU, / would run out of gas in / ____ | the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, / / __) ___ at THREE IN THE MORNING!" / \(~oo | (___) / / _\_-/_ (_o o_) / / \/ \ | (_\O/_)(\ \ / / / \ \ //\_/\\// \ / \_\ | / //(_ _)\/ \ \_)___|/ \\/ \ \ \|/ / | (/_____\ / /| | | |\ \ \ \| | | | \ \ \__\_| |_| \_\ (__]__) <_> /\_> % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % . . ) . . . * . . . . . . .' . '. * . . ' .' . . _.---._ . . * * .' '. _.-~===========~-._ (___________________) . * __ \_______/ ______ __ | | | | | | | | | | | | | ___| |_ __|_______________________|__..--~~~~ jro ~--. /|\ / \ / | \ / \ \|/ / | \ / \ "It's probably a HUNDRED / | \ MILES to a gas station! / \ This wind is RUINING MY / | \ HAIR! Why I married a / FOOL like YOU, I'll NEVER / ____ | KNOW! My parents TOLD ME / / __) ___ you were no good!..." / \(~oo | (___) / / _\_-/_ (_o o_) / / \/ \ | (_\O/_) \ / / / \ \ //\_/\\ \ / \ | /_/ //(_ _)\\ \ / \|___(_/ \\/ \// \ \|/ | \ (/_____\) | |\ \ / /| | | |/ / \ \| | |_/__/ \_|_| (__[__) <_<_> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "We only have room for one specimen, "Let us take the small, Dtlxvr. Which shall high-decible one, Ftxbp. we take?" It has less mass." \ _.-'~~~~'-._ / . .-~ \__/ \__/ ~-. . .-~ (oo) (oo) ~-. (_____//~~\\//~~\\______) _.-~` `~-._ /O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\ * \___________________________________/ \x x x x x x x/ . * \x_x_x_x_x_x/ jro @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ . * _.-'~~~~'-._ . .-~ \__/ \__/ ~-. . .-~ (oo) (oo) ~-. (_____//~~\\//~~\\______) _.-~` `~-._ /O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\ \___________________________________/ \x x x x x x x/ \x_x_x_x_x_x/ :|. | ' ." | |. '. |:| Zzuzz! | : |:. ;| "Ohmygosh, a . | : .| : flying saucer! | . | : .|| - !Delores! -" : |. | . :: Zzuzz! \ ___ |.: |. :. | / _) | :|___ |:| | (~o (\.|(___) /) _\/_/_ \\(_O O_)// Zzuzz! / \ .\(_\O/_)/: / / \ \ :|\/\_/\/ | \ | | / | .(_ _): | \|____|/ .| / \ |: |_ _| | /_____\.| !!!EEEEKKKK!!! | | | : .| | | . | | | . | | | || |_|__| | :|_|_| .: jro [__[__) .: <_|_> .| jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro . . ) . . . * . . . . . . . * . . ' . . _.---._ . . * * .' '. _.-~===========~-._ (___________________) . * __ .' \_______/ .' ______ __ | .' .' | | | | | ' | | | | | | | ___| |_ __|_______________________|__..--~~~~ jro ~--. /|\ / \ / | \ / \ \|/ / | \ / \ / | \ / \ / / "BRING MY WIFE BACK, / __ YOU COSMIC KIDNAPPERS!" / / \ / / (\__/) | \ / _\__/_ \ / / \ | \ / / / / / \ \ | \_\ \ \|____\_) \ \|/ | \ | |\ \ | |/ / |_/__/ (__[__) 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 . . ) . . . * . . . . . . o . .' * . . ' .' . . __ . .' ______ __ | '. | | | | | .' | | | | | | | ___| |_ __|_______________________|__..--~~~~ jro ~--. /|\ / \ / | \ / \ \|/ / | \ / \ / | \ / \ / | \ / _ \ / /_\ | \ / \_/ \ / / \ | \ / \|_|/ \ / ||| | \ / ||| \ / (_|_) | \ / \ \|/ # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # . . ) . . . * . . . . . . . * . . ' . . __ . ______ __ | | | | | | | | | | | | | ___| |_ __|_______________________|__..--~~~~ jro ~--. /|\ / \ / | \ / \ \|/ / | \ / \ / / "Cripes, that WAS stupid! What / if they'd actually HEARD me / and brought her BACK!" / ____ / / / __) \ / \(~oo | \ / _\_o/_ \ / / \/ \ | \ / / / \ \ \ / \ | /_/ \ / \|___(_/ \ \|/ | \ | |\ \ | |/ / |_/__/ (__[__) thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall Jonathon R. Oglesbee "I'm father Madison. Would you mind, sir, if I took this seat for a while?" _______ / | | / ____|_______|____ ////// _\ /////\\ O(_ ////\_ _) \ __\ _______________________ \______\ | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG | |______| | treehouse |===========| / ____ \ | destroyed |Will Mokica| | / \ | |by Arkansas|get deposed| | / / | | twister | again? | | / / | | | | _____________ |/ / | ________| |Papal Visit|__ / / | |_Dog files | Coming _| / / | (__)law suit| (__) / / | (__)against Man still(__) _____________\ \ | ________(__) man. | biting (__)__ \ \ | | | dog. | _____________ |\ \ | _________|__________|___________|___ | \ \ | | @ | |__\_____\__| \_________________/ | / \ | /______|__|_______\ ______________ | \\\\_\ | ___________/ | ____ | \\\\) | / / / ____________ | | _________/ / /___ | | JRO | | / [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] _______ | | ____|_______|____ "Not at all, Padre. My pal, George, /////// _\ hasn't shown up yet. Please, have /////\\ O(_ a seat." ////\_ _) \ \ _/ ____ \ ________________ \______/ | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG | |______| | treehouse |===========| / ____ \ | destroyed |Will Mokica| | / \ | |by Arkansas|get deposed| | / / | | twister | again? | | / / | | | | _____________ |/ / | ________| |Papal Visit|__ / / | |_Dog files | Coming _| / / | (__)law suit| (__) / / | (__)against Man still(__) _____________\ \ | ________(__) man. | biting (__)__ \ \ | | | dog. | _____________ |\ \ | _________|__________|___________|__ | \ \ | | @ | |__\_____\__| \_________________/ | /_ _ _\ | /______|__|_______\ ______________ | \ \ \ \\| ___________/ |__ | \_\_\_\| / / / ____________ | | _________/ / /___ | | JRO | | / ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( _______ " GLUG... | | _____ GLUG... ____|_______|____ \ \ GLUG..." // ~~ ~~ \\ \~~~~~\ /\ O| |O /\ ___\___(__)____________ \_ (_) _/ | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG | \ ___ / | treehouse |===========| \_____/ | destroyed |Will Mokica| _____|_____|_____ |by Arkansas|get deposed| ______/ /\ /\ \ __________| twister | again? |__ | \ \ / / | | | _| | | \ \/ / | | | |Papal Vis(__) | | \ \/ | | | Dog files | Coming (__) _____| | \o\ | | _________| law suit | (__)__ | | | | | | | against | Man still | _____| | |o| | | _________| man. | biting |__ | | | | | | | | dog. | | | |o| | | |___________|___________| |___| | |\ |___| /______|__|_______\ _____/ \___/_/\_\__/ \ __________/ |__ \\\\_\ /_//// / / / ______\\\) / (/// _________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | ____ | ____ | | | | | | | 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 " Harrumph! " _______ / | | / ____|_______|____ //__ __\\ /\ O\ /O /\ _______________________ \_ (_) _/ | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG | \ ___ / | treehouse |===========| \_____/ | destroyed |Will Mokica| _____|_____|_____ |by Arkansas|get deposed| ______/ /\ /\ \ __________| twister | again? |__ | \ \ / / | |_ | _| | | \ \/ / | | (__) |Papal Vis(__) | | \ \/ | | (__)og files | Coming (__) _____| | \o\ | | ________(__)law suit | (__)__ | | | | | | | against | Man still | _____| | |o| | | _________| man. | biting |__ | | | | | | | | dog. | | | |o| | | |___________|___________| |___| | |\ |___| /______|__|_______\ _____/ \___/_/\_\__/ \ __________/ |__ \\\\_\ /_//// / / / ______\\\) / (/// _________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | ____ | ____ | | | | | | | 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 _______ | | "Padre, you wouldn't know what ____|_______|____ causes arthritis, would you?" //__ __\\ \ /\ O\ /O /\ ______ \ ______________ \_ (_) _/ | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG | \ ___ / | treehouse |===========| \_____/ | destroyed |Will Mokica| _____|_____|_____ |by Arkansas|get deposed| ______/ /\ /\ \ __________| twister | again? |__ | \ \ / / | |_ | _| | | \ \/ / | | (__) |Papal Vis(__) | | \ \/ | | (__)og files | Coming (__) _____| | \o\ | | ________(__)law suit | (__)__ | | | | | | | against | Man still | _____| | |o| | | _________| man. | biting |__ | | | | | | | | dog. | | | |o| | | |___________|___________| |___| | |\ |___| /______|__|_______\ _____/ \___/_/\_\__/ \ __________/ |__ \\\\_\ /_//// / / / ______\\\) / (/// _________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | ____ | ____ | | | | | | | ************************************************************* ************************************************************* "I certainly DO! ARTHRITIS is caused by SIN, which CORRUPTS the body. It is caused by PROMISCUOUS SEX, PROFLIGATE SMOKING, use of PROFANE LANGUAGE, listening to ROCK MUSIC, and FOUL, EXCESSIVE DRINKING! WICKEDNESS is the root cause of arthritis, my son." / _______ / " GLUG... | | _____ GLUG... ____|_______|____ \ \ GLUG..." /////// _\ \~~~~~\ /////\\ O(_ ___\___(__)____________ ////\_ _) | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG | \ __/ | treehouse |===========| \_____\ | destroyed |Will Mokica| _____|_____|_____ |by Arkansas|get deposed| ______/ /\ /\ \ __________| twister | again? |__ | \ \ / / | | | _| | | \ \/ / | | | |Papal Vis(__) | | \ \/ | | | Dog files | Coming (__) _____| | \o\ | | _________| law suit | (__)__ | | | | | | | against | Man still | _____| | |o| | | _________| man. | biting |__ | | | | | | | | dog. | | | |o| | | |___________|___________| |___| | |\ |___| /______|__|_______\ _____/ \___/_/\_\__/ \ __________/ |__ \\\\_\ /_//// / / / ______\\\) / (/// _________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | ____ | ____ | | | | | | | jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro orjorjorjorjorjorjorjorjorjorjorjorjorjorjorjorjorjorjorjorjorj ( ) ) ( ) ( ( ) ( _)___(_ ( "Oh.... I was just wondering. It | | says here that the Pope suffers ____|_______|____ pretty badly from it." //__ __\\ \ /\ O\ /O /\ ______ \ ______________ \_ (_) _/ | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG | \ ___ / | treehouse |===========| \_____/ | destroyed |Will Mokica| _____|_____|_____ |by Arkansas|get deposed| ______/ /\ /\ \ __________| twister | again? |__ | \ \ / / | |_ | _| | | \ \/ / | | (__) |Papal Vis(__) | | \ \/ | | (__)og files | Coming (__) _____| | \o\ | | ________(__)law suit | (__)__ | | | | | | | against | Man still | _____| | |o| | | _________| man. | biting |__ | | | | | | | | dog. | | | |o| | | |___________|___________| |___| | |\ |___| /______|__|_______\ _____/ \___/_/\_\__/ \ __________/ |__ \\\\_\ /_//// / / / ______\\\) / (/// _________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | ____ | ____ | | | | | | | ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! _______________________ | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG | | treehouse |===========| | destroyed |Will Mokica| |by Arkansas|get deposed| ____________________________________| twister | again? |__ |_ | _| (__) |Papal Vis(__) (__)og files | Coming (__) ___________________________________(__)law suit | (__)__ | against | Man still | ____________________________________| man. | biting |__ | | dog. | |___________|___________| /______|__|_______\ _____________________________________/ |__ / / / ___________________________________/ / /___ JRO | ____ | ____ | | | | finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis Jonathon R. Oglesbee __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | jro| | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ _________ | `| ((()) || || | |] ((- -)) ||_______|| |__________|___ ))\o/(( |_________| | |---|/ ~v~ \ |_==___==_| | |___|/(_ _)\\_________|_________| | |___| \ ///---------|@@ @ @@| | | | / \/ ||__*__|| _______ | | \\\\ | |/_____\ ||__*__||| || | ( oo |___| | | |___||__*__|||_______|| |__\-/_____|___|_| | |___________|_________| // \ |_|_| \\_| (_) (_) ||| "Tommy, I'm sorry. You'll have to (_)_) have something else for breakfast, we're just all out of sausage." 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | jro| | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ _________ | `| ((()) || || | |] ((- -)) ||_______|| |__________|___ ))\-/(( |_________| | |---|/ ~v~ \ |_==___==_| | |___|/(_ _)\\_________|_________| | |___| \ ///---------|@@ @ @@| | | | / \/ ||__*__|| _______ | | \\\\ | |/_____\ ||__*__||| || | ( oo |___| | | |___||__*__|||_______|| |__\o/_____|___|_| | |___________|_________| // \ |_|_| \\_| \ (_) (_) ||| \ (_)_) "Nah, keep lookin, mom. I KNOW there's some around here, somewhere." 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | jro| | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ _________ | `| (())) || || | |] --((( ||_______|| |__________|___ \o )) |_________| | |---| v~(( |_==___==_| | |___|/(( \\___________|_________| | |___|/\ //-----------|@@ @ @@| | | | / ~-\ ||__*__|| _______ | | \\\\ | |/_____\ ||__*__||| || | ( oo |___| | | |___||__*__|||_______|| |__\-/_____|___|_| | |___________|_________| // \ |_|_| \\_| (_(__/ ||| "Well dear, I'm sorry, but I (_)_) just can't find any. What makes you so sure we still have some?" 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | jro| | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ _________ | `| ((()) || || | |] ))o o(( ||_______|| |__________|___ ((\o/)) |_________| | |---|/ ~v~ \ |_==___==_| | |___|/(_ _)\\-________|_________| | |___| \ ///---------|@@ @ @@| | | | / \/ ||__*__|| _______ | | \\\\ | |/_____\ ||__*__||| || | ( oo |___| | | |___||__*__|||_______|| |__\o/_____|___|_| | |___________|_________| // \ |_|_| \\_| \ (_) (_) ||| \ (_)_) "'Cause yesterday evenin', Dad told Uncle Joe we had to hurry up and git home, so he could play 'hide the sausage' with you." _{\{\{\ /} {/{/{/{\\}\} {\{\{/{/{/\}\}{\{\/} {/{/{/{/{/{/\}\}{/{\/} _{\{\{/{/{/{/\}\}{/{/\}\}/}/} /} {/\}\}{/{/{/{/{/{/\}\}{/{/\}\}_/_ _ __{/{/{/{/{/{/{/\}\}{/{/\}\}{/{/\}\}_/_ _ {/\}\}\}\}{/{/{/{/{/{/\}\}{/{/\}\}{/{/ \}\} {/\}\}\}{/{/{/{/{/{/\}\}{/{/\}\}{//} \} {/\}\}{/{/{/{/{/{/\}\}{/{/\}\}{/{//} {\{/{/{/{/{/{/\}\}{/{/\}\}{/{/\}\} -\{\\}\}{/{/{/{/{/{/\}\}/}/}\}\}\}\} _{\\}\}{/{/{/{/{/{/\}\}/}/}{\/} {\{\/}/} _{/\}\}\}{/{/{/{/{/{/\}\} |__/}/}{/{/\}/} {/\}\}\}\}{/{/{/{/{/{/\}\}{/{/\}\}{/{/\}\} {/\}\}\}\}{/{/{/{/{/{/\}\}{/{/\}\}{/{/\}\} {/\}\}\}\}{/{/{/{/{/{/\}\}{/{/\}\}{/{/\}\} {/\}\}\}\}{/{/{/{/{/{/\}\}{/{/\}\}{/{/\}\} {/\} {/{//}{/{/\}\}{/{/\} | / /{\{\/}\}_ __/ {/{/\}{/{/\} |/ __{/{\\}/}\} ___ {/ ___) _/ _{/{/\}\} ()_ \______..----"" | {/{/\}{/\} \____.________.___ |__ {/ \} . . \ | \__ . . | | \} )\ /( | | .\\%%% //. | | ___..-- . %%%%// . | |__..-- /\\\ .%%%%( . __.| | oo ) ___...---%%%% ) . | |__. _ \-/ __...-- .) (_. __..| | ()_] / \\ ___...--- ((_.') | | /|\ |_// ((/ | | / | \||| ((/ | | / | \|| / (/ | ((\) /jro \ `-.___.-' "Be an art model! Fame and fortune! I can still hear my agent - the bastard... Just snap the picture, Charlie. I'm about to freeze, and this swing is killing my ass." _________________________________________________ ________________________ jro|\ | AIM HIGH | | \ ______ | __ | | \ | |fly the \_/__\_/ F117 | | \ | | _______/__\/__\_______ | | | Stealth | "Now this is an | | United States Air Force| educational |[] |________________________| experience!" \ () | / | \ | \\\\ ____ | |\ | | ( oo |\___\ | | \| | \o/ ||___| | \\ | | (/_\)/____\_ | \\| ______|__________________________ |\ ||_____|\__| | \__________\ \ \ | | \ \|__________| \ 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 _________________________________________________ ________________________ jro|\ | AIM HIGH | | \ ______ | __ | | \ \ | |fly the \_/__\_/ F117 | | \ \()) | | _______/__\/__\_______ | | |oo((| | stealth | | |o/)) | United States Air Force| | |\ |~/) \ ] |________________________| | | \ )|// \ | | \ |/\ | "What are you doing, \\\\ ____ | |\ | |__\ | Marvin?" ( oo |\___\ | | \| | \ | \-/ ||___| | \\ | |\ \ | (/_\)/____\_ | \\| | \ \|__________________________ |\ ||_____|\__| \| \__) | \__________\ \ \ | | \ \|__________| \ jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro | |jro | | | ________ | | | | |_____ | ))(( | "Oh, just 'chatting' | )))(() |______ on the computer." |((()))) ------- / |((())))\\\\) / ___ |// \\( oo\ | \\ |\\ // \o//______|__||_________ / (/ \)(_\\/)_ __/__\/|____ /_____\ \\\/_-\//|____|/ /| | | | |""|\/___________/ | | | | |/ || | / |_|_| |___________|/ (_) (_) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _____________ "You know you are not supposed to be on _ chat programs! With all those filthy | chat rooms, it isn't safe! Now, you..." ______ | _ \ \ | |fly the \_/_ ((()) 17 | | \ | | _______/__\ ))o o(( __ | | | | stea ))\o/(( | "It's okay, Mom! | | | United Stat / ~v~ \ rce| "I'm practicing | |[] |___________ //(_ _)\\ __| safe chatting!" )| | \\\ /// / | \ | | (/ \) \\\\ ____ | |\ | | | /_____\ ( oo |\___\ | | \| | | | | | \o/ ||___| | \\ | | | | | | (/_\)/____\_ | \\| | jro|___________________|_|_|__ |\ ||_____|\__| \| (_) (_) | \__________\ \ \ | | \ \|__________| \ VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV "??Safe Chatting??" \ \ ? ? ((()) ? ))o o(( ))\o/(( ? / ~v~ \ ? //(_ _)\\ \\\ /// ? (/ \) /_____\ | | | | | | |_|_| jro (_) (_) 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 __________________________________________________ ________________________ jro|\ | AIM HIGH | | \ ______ | __ | | \ | |fly the \_/_ ((()) 17 | | \ | | _______/__\ ))- -(( __ | | | | stea ))\-/(( | "Sure! See, I've | | | United Stat / ~v~ \ rce| put Dad's condoms | |[] |___________ //(_ _)\\ __| on all my fingers." )| | \\\ /// / | | (/ \) \\\\ ____ | |\ | | | /_____\ ( oo |\___\ | | \| | | | | | \o/ ||___| | \\ | | | | | | (/_\)/____\_ | \\| | |___________________|_|_|__ |\ ||_____|\__| \| (_) (_) | \__________\ \ \ | | \ \|__________| \ JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO _________________________________________________ ________________________ jro|\ | AIM HIGH | | \ ______ | __ | | \ | |fly the \_/__\_/ F117 | | \ | | _______/__\/__\_______ | | | | Stealth | | | | United States Air Force| | |\ |[] |________________________| | | \ () | | | \ | \\\\ ____ | |\ | | ( oo |\___\ | | \| | \-/ ||___| | \\ | | (/_\)/____\_ | \\| ______|__________________________ |\ ||_____|\__| | \__________\ \ \ | | \ \|__________| \ thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||_________ / ||_____||||__|| / / /_______\/|__|/ /\ / _________ / / /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____(__)___(__)____________/ // //()\\ //()\\ jro\\ // \\__// \\__// \ \\ //\\ //\\ \ |||| |||| "Success at last, (_)(_) (_)(_) Tvhtyxz! We have finally broken into the Boss's E-type mail correspondence program!" * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * //__________________________ // || ________________________ || ||| ___________________ ||| ||| | ;,.,;, ,;.. .... | ||| ||| |.,;,./,;,,.,.;,.,;,| ||| ||| |...' ..'.,. ,.'....| ||| ||| |,.,.... ........ ..| ||| ||| |... '''.... '......| ||| ||| |...... ''.....'....| ||| ||| |___________________| ||| |||________________________||| ||__________________________||/ "Ahhh.... This looks interesting, Sdzrkt. Let us examine the content of this!" & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & Dear Miss Wiesouski, The last time we had occasion to talk, you mentioned the fact that you weren't quite the beauty queen I had believed you to be...\__/ \__/ (__) (__) / //()\\//()\\ "Whoa, check \\__//\\__// this out." |||| |||| |||| |||| (_)(_)(_)(_) ...I admit to being taken in somewhat, by the previous "Glamour Photo" that you sent me, but I assure you that I was NOT shocked a bit when I saw the snapshot of your- self that you sent me yesterday... \__/ \__/ (__) (__) / //()\\ //()\\ \ "Oh, he was \\__// \\__//"He had a near not a bit |||| |||| stroke, was all!" shocked." |||| |||| (_)(_) (_)(_) ... I have never been one to be taken in by mere, physical beauty, but rather, I look deep into a "person's" soul... \__/ /) \__/ (__)// (oo) "Oh, what lies! / //() / //~~\\ \ He looks about \\__/ \\__//"True... I do as deep into a |||| |||| hope we are female's soul |||| |||| not apprehended as her cleavage (_)(_) (_)(_) at this, however." will allow." Why worry? What's he going to do if he catches us, dump us back into the "Hmmmm." recycle bin?" / \ \__/ (oo) \__/ //~~\\ (oo) \\__// //~~\\ ||\\ //\__/\\ ||// ...Surely, yo"" //\\ ""mist(_)\_) for the kind of pers\\// who would be so shallow as to b(_)(_) taken in by no more than a pretty face... ...Beauty, after all, is only skin deep, and I think that... \__/ \__/ (__) (__) / //()\\ //()\\ \ "Yes, and we have \\__// \\__// "Indeed." observed conclusively |||| |||| that "skin" is about |||| |||| as deep as the Boss's (_)(_) (_)(_) interest goes!" ...However, and I truly hate to tell you this, but I am afraid that with all my other responsibilities... \__/ \__/ (__) (__) /) //()\\ //() \// \\__// \\__/\/ \ |||| |||| "Here comes the |||| |||| kiss off!" (_)(_) (_)(_) ... that I fear I will unable to take on another mistress at this time. What with my wife, kids, and three other full-time mistresses, who are all deserving of my attention... \__/ \__/ (\ (oo) (oo) \\//~~\\ / //~~\\ "Yes, his poor, / \/\__// "Can you \\__// deserving |||| believe |||| mistresses." |||| this guy?" |||| (_)(_) (_)(_) ... five children, you know, require a lot of nourishing and attention... "Only five? I'll bet the old bastard has fifty!" "Probably. The / fertility clinic \__/ \__/ / has more of his (__) (\ (__) DNA frozen than //() \// //()\\ they have chocolate \\__/\/ \\__// chip at the ice |||| |||| cream factory." |||| |||| (_)(_) (_)(_) \__/(\ ..... and it is f/) (__)//easons, \__/and these reasons\\/ () /hat I (oo) feel our love sha\/\__/ have a //~~\\hance to bloom... //|| \\__// \\|| \ |||| \ (_/(_)"But this part is |||| "Get down from there, the tear-jerker!" (_)(_) Sdzrkt. It is only more waste material that the Boss has typed in." ... If, however there comes a time that I am not so overwhelmed with obligations, then I may be able to reconsider... \__/ \__/ (__) (__) /) "Sure / //()\\ //() \// \ he would." \\__// \\__/\/ "Yes, but only |||| |||| IF she was just |||| |||| dripping with (_)(_) (_)(_) female vice and pulchritude!" ... but I have come to realize that there are so many women deserving of affection, yet there is only one of me... \__/ \__/ (__) (oo) / //()\\ / //~~\\ "Can you believe \\__// "Uh-oh!" \\__// the egotistical |||| //\\ maniac could even |||| // \\ write this stuff?" (_)(_) (_) (_) ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! \__/ \__/=|_ -)-[(] (oo) (oo) []) \\//~~\\ .//~~\\// / \/\__/\\ //\__/\/ \ "You'd better //\\ \) (/ //\\ "Yes, we will think again, \\// \\// disintegrate Boss. We have (_)(_) (_)(_) your brainpan the new XT-4 nodule, if you ray-guns!" force us to!" jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro \ ? | / ! / \ | ! | ? / / \ ____ _____ __ _____ _______ _____ | __ \ |_____| | | | ____| |__ ___| | ____| / __ || \ | ||____ | | ||____ | | ||____ ! || | | |_____| | | | ____| | | | ____| __ / ||__| | | ____ | |__ ||____ | | ||____ |____/ |_____| |_____| |_____| |_| |_____| \ / / | ? ! | \ \ / ! | | \ \ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ________________ /_______________/| "So, here we | RECYCLE || are again." | ___ || "Yes, I don't think \ | // \\ || the Boss was very | // /\ || impressed with our | \/ // || new model XT-4's." | \\_// || / | || | BIN || | || |_______________|/ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "He knows he can't keep "Indeed. But perhaps we shouldn't us in here!" get into his email so often. \ Someday, he might actually \__/ empty this thing!" (oo) (\ / //~~\\//____\__/__ \\__/\/_____(oo)_/| | RECYCLE // || | ___ (/ || | // \\ || | // /\ || | \/ // || | \\_// || | || | BIN || | || |_______________|/JRO thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall Jonathon R. Oglesbee _____________________________________________________ | | | "Man! What's her problem, | | Ralph? I didn't say a | | word to her! What did | | she gripe me out like | | that for?" | | / | | / | | ____ ____ ' ' | | / ___) /__ \ ' %%% | | \( oo o o )/ ' %%%%% ' | | \_o/ \- _/ %%%%% | | /) /\|/\ / \|/ \ / ~~~ \ | | \\// . \ / / . \ \ \\___// | | \/|___|\\ \_\___|\_\ (/ \) | | / | \) \_) | \_) /_____\ | |____ / /| | ____ | |\ \ _________ / /\ \ _______ | | \_\|_| |_| \_\ /_/ /_/ | | (_(__\ (__] (__] /__>/__> jro | | | |____________________________________________________| "Oh, that's Janette for you. She's got ESP and PMS." / ____ ____ / / ___) /__ \ \( oo o o )/ \_-/ \o _/ /\|/\ / \|/ \ // . \\ / / . \ \ \|___|/ \_\___|\_\ | / \_) | \_) _____ |/ / _____ / /| | ___________________ |\_\ \_\|_| (_(__\ (__(__] jro ___________________________________________________ | | | "Oh, no. Surely you don't | | mean she's one of those..." | | / | | ____ / ____ | | / ___) /__ \ | | \( oo o o )/ | | \_o/ \- _/ | | /\|/\ / \|/ \ | | // . \\ / / . \ \ | | \|___|/ /_/|___/_/ | | / | \_)| (_/ | | ___ / /| | ____ | |\ \ ________________ | | \_\|_| |_| \_\ | | (_(__\ (__] (__] jro | | | |___________________________________________________| "Sorry, Fred, but it's true. She's a bitch who thinks she knows everything." / ____ ____ / / ___) /__ \ \( oo o o )/ \_-/ \o _/ /\|/\ / \|/ \ // . \\ / / . \ \ \|___|/ \_\___|\_\ | / \_) | \_) _____ |/ / _____ / /| | ___________________ |\_\ \_\|_| (_(__\ (__(__] jro | . | | "sniff..sniff..What's that funny smell, Timmy?" _____________________| / ||\ _____________________| / |||| \ . \/ / |||| //\\\\ / |||| ||\ \ _____( o o)_______ /| \ |||| \ |||\ \ -/ %%%% \ |||| |\||| . . /`\/'\ %%o o% \. |||| _||\|| / / \ \ %% o % . \ |||| \ \|\| \ \_\___\_\ %//~\\ \|||| \ \|| (/| | |_) // \\ \ || \_\| . | | | (/_____\) \|| \ . |_|_| // \\ . \ \__)_) /_) /_) \ . . \jro JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO _____ "It's nothing, Sis. Whenever I | | || - - take a shortcut home through |_|_|| these old alleys, they always | | || _ smell funny." _ |_|_|| \/ / ______\ . ////\\ / - _ _ /( oo - \ o/ %%%% - - - /`\/'\%%oo - - / / \ \%-/ - \_\___\_\~ - _ _______________\_| \_)\\_______________________ jro . . / /\ \(/_\ . . /_/ /_/ \\ . . . \__)\__)/_) . . JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO | . . | / | . / | . | / | / | <> ____|__ /______/\___ __ | \ \ "It kinna smells like / | CITY \/| Daddy's aftershave." . | TRASH | | . / \/ . . | DPT. | | / ///\\\ / |________|/. (//\\) . / %%%% \__/ / . %%%%%% /' `\ / %%%%%% / / \ \ / / %%%%%% \_\___\_\ . / . . // \\ (/- - \) / (/_____\) / /\ \ /jro . // \\ / / / / . / . . /_) /_) \__)\__) JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO | | \ |\ | _____________________| . ||\ . _____________________| |||| | \ |||| |\ | |||| . ||\ \ jro__________________| |||| |||\ . . \ . |||| |\||| \ |||| _||\|| . "You know, you're right. |||| \ \|\| It could be anything, \|||| \ \|| \ though." \ || \_\| / . \|| . \/ . \ //\\\\ \ \ ( o o) %%%% . \. \ o/ %%o o% \ \ . \ . /`\/'\ %% - % . \ / / \ \ %//~\\ \ \ /_/|__/_/ // \\ \ . (_\| |(/ (/_____\) . \ | | | // \\ - \ \ . |_|_| /_) /_) . . \ \__)_) . . \ JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO | . | / | ' / | ` | / | "Yeah. It's prob'ly just that / | garbage over there." <> ____|__ \ /______/\_____\ ______ \/ _____ | \ \ . \ . ///\\\ / | CITY \/| (//\\) ' | TRASH | | . %%%% \__/ . . | DPT. | | %%%%%% /' `\ / |________|/. %%%%%% / / \ \ / %%%%%%/_/___/_/ / . . // \\(//- -|) / . (/____\)/ /\ \ / / // \\ /_/ /_/ . / . . . /_) /_)\__)\__) /jro . . / . / . . . . ___( () )___ ___( )__ * _( ( ( )jro ) __) ( () ))__ ( _()________) (____)__)_____) * (_____) * * __ * __ * * \_/__\_/ \_/__\_/ _______/__\/__\_______ _______/__\/__\_______ \ \ "Well, what do you think, Blue Two? Here we are, flying the world's most sophisticated fighter." *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* _*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_ "We're all alone in the night sky, and there's nothin' in the universe can track these stealth babies..." / / "Yea, it's too cool." | / | / / \ / \ / //V\\ //V\\ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ /=/ v \=\ /=/ v \=\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / /| |\ \ / /| |\ \ / / \\ // \USA\ / / \\ // \USA\ \ / \\ // \ / \ / \\ // \ / \/ / \ / \ \/ \/ / \ / \ \/ / / V \ \ / / V \ \ |_/ \_| |_/ \_| jro JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ __________ ___ ___( () )___ ___( )__ * _( ( ( ) ) __) ( () ))__ ( _()________) (____)__)_____) * (_____) * * "I don't know how we are supposed to * finish this survey, Whxglitz, with all these silly, Proto-Earth-Beings * flying around up here all night!" / .-'~~~~'-. / .-~ \__/ \__/`~-. .-~ (oo) (oo) ~-. (_____//~~\\//~~\\______) _.-~` `~-._ /O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\ * \___________________________________/ JRO \x x x x x x x/ * \x_x_x_x_x_x/ thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall Jonathon R. Oglesbee _______________________________ | | | "Well, it stands | | for Foxbourough | | Orchestra. Why | | _____ do you ask?" | | /_/\__\ / | | ( @ @ ) / | | _\ - /_ | | / \/|\/ \ //// | | | |\:/| | (\\\) | |___ | | . | | \_/ /) ____ | | |_|_._|_| / \// | | \| |/ \\_/\/ | | | | | ||| | | |_|_| ||| | | (__|__) (_(_) | |___________________________jro_| _______________________________ | | | | | | | | | | | "Sucker..." | | \ | | \ | | \\\\ | | ( oo | | \o/ | |___________ /F-O\_____________ | | \\_// | | //\\ | | // // | | (_)(_) | |________________________jro____| thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall Jonathon R. Oglesbee [Hanging] _____________________ |___||______________ | () | | () | | () | | / \ | | \__/ | | __ \/___ | | __/__\__ / ___\ ___ | | (////) \(/ oo __|___|__| | _\__/_ _____. \__o/ oo )\ | | / \~(_|--- / \ ~-~/ | | / | \ \/) |\ \| /| | | | _\ | |\_/ ________ | \ \ _____ || |___| |___ \|____| |__\_\ || | | | /UUUU\ | |\) ||_| | | | | | | | |/(( | | | | | | | |\_/ | | | | | |__| | | |j| |_|__| __[___)__ |__| |r| [_[___> |_________| <___| |o| "It were real nice of you to stop by, Rowdy. I'd purely admire to stay around and visit, but I'm afraid that I gotta be goin' somewheres in a minute." [Rowdy visits New York] ____ __ _ ___ _ __ / __ \____ _ ______/ /_ __ | | / (_)____(_) /______ / /_/ / __ \ | /| / / __ / / / / | | / / / ___/ / __/ ___/ / _, _/ /_/ / |/ |/ / /_/ / /_/ / | |/ / (__ ) / /_(__ ) /_/ |_|\____/|__/|__/\__,_/\__, /_ |___/_/____/_/\__/____/ / | / /__ _ /____/\ \/ /___ _____/ /__ / |/ / _ \ | /| / / \ / __ \/ ___/ //_/ / /| / __/ |/ |/ / / / /_/ / / / ,< /_/ |_/\___/|__/|__/ /_/\____/_/ /_/|_| by JRO ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- _________________________________________________________ | _______ _ _____ _ _ | | (_______|_) (____ \ (_) (_) | | _____ _ ____ ____ _ \ \ _ ____ _ ____ ____ | | | ___) | | _ \ / _ )| | | | | _ \| | _ \ / _ | | | | | | | | | ( (/ / | |__/ /| | | | | | | | ( ( | | | | |_| |_|_| |_|\____)|_____/ |_|_| |_|_|_| |_|\_|| | | |________________________________________________(_____|_| / \ / \ /____________________________________________________________\ | |_________________| |______________| |___________________| | | |_________________| | | |___________________| | | || || | ____________ | || || | | || || || || || || || | | || || || || || || || | | || || || || || || || | | || || ||=====||=====|| || || | | ||_______________|| || || || ||_________________|| | | | | || || || | | | | |_________________| ||_____||_____|| |___________________| | |_|_________________|_|______________|_|___________________|_| / ___ / / / / __|___|__ / / / jro____/_______ (/////) ____/_____________/____________/_____ _\___/_ \ / \ \ "Pretty fancy lookin' eatin' / | | \ place. Well, it'll give me \ | | / sumthin' ta tell the fellers \|_____|/ about, when I gits back home." |__ __|( | | |/ | | | |__|__| <___|___> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _______________ | | | |\ |\ |\ | | | | |_\|_\|_\ | | | | _|__|__|__ | | | |~~~\_________|~| | | |_______________| | | ___ | | __|___|__ | | ('o_o') | | ________ _\~-~/_ ___________| | | / \/|\/ \ /| | | / / \ \ || | | ______\ \_____/ /________ || | |/ \_\ /_/ / || | / \_) (_/ /__|| / /________________________/__/ |/ |||_______|__||__|______||__|/ || <___||___> || || ||jro ______________________________________________________ | | | "Howdy, Miss! Nice day. Right pretty | | dress you have there... I'm a stranger | | to these here parts, and I'd be right | | proud if'n you'd care to join me fer | | lunch. How 'bout we see if we kin | | choke down a dawg or two?" | | / | | __/___ ___ | | / /(_| \ (___)) | | \( oo \ \ ** )_) | | __________/\~o~_/ /_______ _\- /_ | | | / \/|\/ / /| | \\// | | | | / /\ / || |(_""_)| | | | ______\ \|____|________ || ||____|| | | |/ \_\ / || ||//\\|| | | / \_) /__|| (///\\\) | | /______________________/__/ | ////\\\\ | | |||_________|__|__| __||__|/ | || | | | || <__| |__> || |_||_| | | || || <_><_> | | | |__jro________________________________________________| ___ "humph" __|___|__ \ ___ ( oo ((___) ________ _\ ~-~_ ___________ (_( -- | / \/|\/ \ /| _\ -/_ | / / \ \ || | \\// | | ______\ \_____/ /________ || |(_""_)| |/ \_\ /_/ / || ||____|| / \_) (_/ /__|| ||//\\|| /________________________/__/ | (///\\\) |||_______|__||__|______||__|/ ////\\\\ || <___||___> || | |\ \ jro|| || |_| \_\ /\_> /\_> __________________________________________________ | | | _______________ | | | | | |\ |\ |\ | | | | | | |_\|_\|_\ | | | | | | _|__ | | | | |~~~\__ "I guess not..." | | | |________ / | | | | ___ / | | | | __|___|__ | | | | ('o_o') | | | | ________ _\~o~/_ ___________| | | | | / \/|\/ \ /| | | | | / / \ \ || | | | | ______\ \_____/ /________ || | | | |/ \_\ /_/ / || | | | / \_) (_/ /__|| / | | /________________________/__/ |/ | | |||_______|__||__|______||__|/ | | || <___||___> || | | || || | |_jro____________________________________________| "Thankyou, garcon. I do care to order now..." / ___ / ((___) (()) (_( ** (////) _\ o/_ \__/ |/ ____\| / \ /____|_)\ / | | \ __|_|____\_\__ \ | | / \ \ \|__|/ |\ \ | || ||\_____________\ | || |||| || | || || || |_|| || || (__|| jro & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & _______________ "I believe that today, I | |\ |\ |\ | would like the virgin | |_\|_\|_\ | fowl. Make certain it | _|__|__|__ | is a virgin fowl; check |~~~\_________|~| it yourself...." |_______________| \ ___ | | \ __|___|__ | | \ ('o_o') | | ________ _\~-~/_ ___________| | | / \/|\/ \ /| | | / / \ \ || | | ______\ \_____/ /________ || | |/ \_\ /_/ / || | / \_) (_/ /__|| / /________________________/__/ |/ |||_______|__||__|______||__|/jro || <___||___> || || || # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # _______________ "..And with that, I would | |\ |\ |\ | prefer a Chateau Latour. Make | |_\|_\|_\ | certain it is a Latour; taste | _|__|__|__ | it yourself before serving..." |~~~\_________|~| \ |_______________| \ ___ | | \ __|___|__ | | ('o_o') | | ________ _\~-~/_ ___________| | | / \/|\/ \ /| | | / / \ \ || | | ______\ \_____/ /________ |jro| |/ \_\ /_/ / || | / \_) (_/ /__|| / /________________________/__/ |/ |||_______|__||__|______||__|/ || <___||___> || || || < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _______________ "And could you please open | |\ |\ |\ | a window? I smell a horse. | |_\|_\|_\ | There must be a cowboy in | _|__|__|__ | the house." |~~~\_________|~| \ |_______________| \ . \ ___ '/ | | \ . \ __|___|__ . | | . ('@_@') . | | _____/__ _\~-~/_ \__________| | | / \/|\/ \ /| | | / / \ \ || | | ______\ \_____/ /________ || | |/ \_\ /_/ / || | / \_) (_/ /__|| / /________________________/__/ |/ |||_______|__||__|______||__|/ || <___||___> || jro|| || ___________________________________________________ | | | _____________ | | | |\ |\ | | | |_\| | | | _|__ "Yeah, I reckon I would | | |~~~\__ like to order now, Garson." | | |________ / | | | | ___ | | | | __|___|__ | | | | (()) ('o_o') | | | | ___ (////) _\~o~/_ ___________| | | | | \__/ / \/|\/ \ /| | | | | / \ / \ \ || | | | | __/ | | \\_____/ /________ || | | | |/ \ | | /_\ /_/ / || | | | / \|__|/\_) (_/ /__|| / | | /____ || |________________/__/||/ | | |||___ || |_|__||__|______||_|/ | | || || |<___||___> || | | || ||_| || | | ||__) | |______________________________________________jro_| "BRING ME A DUCK! A WELL-FUCKED DUCK! MAKE SURE IT'S WELL-FUCKED, FUCKIT YOURSELF! AND I'D LIKE A GLASS OF HORSEPISS TO DRINK! MAKE SURE IT'S PISS, SON - PISS IT YOURSELF IF YOU HAVE TO! AND KNOCK A WALL DOWN! I SMELL A CUNT! THERE'S A WHORE IN THE HOUSE SOMEWHERE!!!" / ___ | | __|___|__ | | (()) ('o_o') | | ___ (////) _\~O~/_ ___________| | | \__/ / \/|\/ \ /| | | / \ / \ \ || | | __/ | | \\_____/ /________ || | |/ \ | | /_\ /_/ / || | / \|__|/\_) (_/ /__|| / /____ || |________________/__/||/ |||___ || |_|__||__|______||_|/ || || |<___||___> || || ||_| jro|| ||__) _________________________________________ | | | "Joe, I've got a couple of new | | orders here for you, that I'm | | afraid we're going to have a | | little trouble filling..." | | \ ___ | | \ ( ) | | \ | | | | (()) |___| | | (////) oo ) | | \__/ \-_/_ | | / \/\/ \/\ | | / | | \ \ \ | | \ | | / _/ / | | \|__|/|__(_\/ | | || | | | | | | || | | | | | | || | | | | | | ||_| |__|__| | | ||__)(__|__) | |_____________________________________jro_| endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend ____ __ _ ___ _ __ / __ \____ _ ______/ /_ __ | | / (_)____(_) /______ / /_/ / __ \ | /| / / __ / / / / | | / / / ___/ / __/ ___/ / _, _/ /_/ / |/ |/ / /_/ / /_/ / | |/ / (__ ) / /_(__ ) /_/ |_|\____/|__/|__/\__,_/\__, /_ |___/_/____/_/\__/____/ / | / /__ _ /____/\ \/ /___ _____/ /__ / |/ / _ \ | /| / / \ / __ \/ ___/ //_/ / /| / __/ |/ |/ / / / /_/ / / / ,< /_/ |_/\___/|__/|__/ /_/\____/_/ /_/|_| by JRO "The Good Samaritan" ===================================================================== __ _( _) (__)...rumble... __ _( _) (___) ...rumble... __________________||__ /__________________||_/\ /___________________||/ | |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|| | __ | | //\\\ || | ___ _____ (__) | | ( o_o ) || | __|___|__ /_/\__\ ((___) |/__________\ - /___|| _| ('o_o') ( o o ) (( oo |__________(.'''.)__|| / \ _\~-~/_ \_-_/ _\ -/_ / ======= ======= /| |"| / \/|\/ \ / \_/ \ // \/ \\ |__________________| | |"|/ |. .| \ ||(_""_)\\ | _ _ _ _ | | \_/\ | . . | / | | |||____|// |(_)(_)||||||(_)(_)| |/ \|_____|/|_|___|_|(/ _\) |[__] |||||| [__]|/ / )|UU.UU| \| . |/ / /_:_\ (____________________) / \| | | | | | /________\ | || | || / | | | | | | | || |\ |__|/ |__|/ / |__|__| |_|_| |_||_| \ / <___|___> (_) (_) <_><_> \ jro/\__________________________________\ \___________________________________| * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * !!! rrroooaaarrr !!! _____ ____ ________( )______( ) )_ _( ( ( )__ (__ ___ ) __ (( _) ( ( ) ( )_ )_ __ (__ (__) (___) ))_) _____ (__) (_ __ "Gag... )_ /_/\__\ ((___) _( ____( ) Hack! Cough!" _ )o o ) (( oo ( (__ ) ) ___ )_ -_/ _\ -/_ ( ( ( ) ( ) ) )_/ \ // \/ \\ ( ( (____)___) (__) ) ) ) ||(_""_)\ ( _)| |||____|// ( _) |_|(/ _\) ( (( ( ) )) ) / ) . |/ / /_:_\ (_ ____) | | /________\ ( ) __________) | | | | | || |\ (_________((_____)___) |__|__| |_|_| |_||_| \ / <___|___> (_) (_) <__><__> \ jro/\__________________________________\ \___________________________________| + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + "Aaiieee! That hooligan has stolen my purse!" \ __ ___ \ (__) ___ __|___|__ ((___) /\_ \ ('o_o') oo )) oo )/ _\~-~/_ /) _\O /_ _ \o / / \/|\/ \ \\// \/ \\ /_) / \ / |. .| \ \/(_""_) \ \ \/| \ \ \ | . . | / |____| \\ \_/| /_/ \|_____|/ / \ \) _(_/ / )|UU.UU| / \ /_:_\\ / \| | | /________\ / /\ \ / | | | | || |\ \ \ \ \ / |__|__| |_||_| \ \_\ \_\ / <___|___> <__><__> \ (__|(__| /\__________________________________\ \___________________________________| & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & "EEEKK! A vigilante killing!" \ __ | / ___ \ (__) \ ___ __ __|___|__ ((___) _ /\_ \ _"( _) ('o_o') xx )) oX )/ ( \ /)_____ _\~-~/_ _\o /_ / \U /(!POW!)'---[_)~___/ \/|\/ \ // \/ \\ /_/\ (/ '\_) (_|___/. .| \ //(_""_) \ /| \ \ " (__). | . . | / // |____| \\ / | \ \ |_____|/ (/ / \ \) /_/|___\_\ / _|UU.UU| / \ (_/ / \\_) _ / \| | | /________\ / /\ \ (_) / | | | | || |\ / / \ \ /_:_\ / |__|__| |_||_| \ /_/ \_\ / <___|___> <__><__> \ |__) (__| /\__________________________________\ \___________________________________| % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % ___ __|___|__ ('-_-') _\~-~/_ / \/|\/ \ "Ooohh... gasp! "Ooog" / |. .| \ My poor heart..." / \ | . . | / / ___ \|_____|/ / //\_\ / )|UU.UU| \ ( o o ) _ / \| | | _.-._.-._ \ /.-. .-.\ (_) / | | | //_/\_/\_\\ \ (/| (_) |\) /_:_\/ |__|__| (/(/ (_) \)\) \ \_/ \_/ / <___|___> \_/ \_/ \ /\__________________________________\ \___________________________________| @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ "Well, shit." \ ___ __|___|__ ('o_o') _\~o~/_ / \/|\/ \ / |. .| \ '. \ | . . | / .' ___ \|_____|/ '. //\_\ / )|UU.UU| .' \ ( x x ) _ / \| | | _.-._.-._ \ /.-. .-.\ (_) / | | | //_/\_/\_\\ \ (/| (_) |\) /_:_\/ |__|__| (/(/ (_) \)\) \ \_/ \_/ / <___|___> \_/ \_/ \ /\__________________________________\ \___________________________________| JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO / \ ___ / \ //\_\ / \ ( x x ) / _ _.-._.-._ \ /.-. .-.\ / (_) //_/\_/\_\\ \ (/| (_) |\) / /_:_\ (/(/ (_) \)\) \ \_/ \_/ / \_/ \_/ \ /\__________________________________\ \___________________________________| finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis ____ __ _ ___ _ __ / __ \____ _ ______/ /_ __ | | / (_)____(_) /______ / /_/ / __ \ | /| / / __ / / / / | | / / / ___/ / __/ ___/ / _, _/ /_/ / |/ |/ / /_/ / /_/ / | |/ / (__ ) / /_(__ ) /_/ |_|\____/|__/|__/\__,_/\__, /_ |___/_/____/_/\__/____/ / | / /__ _ /____/\ \/ /___ _____/ /__ / |/ / _ \ | /| / / \ / __ \/ ___/ //_/ / /| / __/ |/ |/ / / / /_/ / / / ,< /_/ |_/\___/|__/|__/ /_/\____/_/ /_/|_| by JRO "Central Park" ============================================================== @@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@jro@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@\_// \ \ | @@@@@@@@@@ @@\__ \ | | / / / / \ \ | |/ /__/ /_@ @\__\ \ | / _____/ @ @@ \ \__ ( / \___) | ___ | _ | __|___|__ ~~--..____...----| (_) |___ ( o_o ) ___..--~~ | | _\~-~/_ | | / \/|\/ \ | | / |. .| \ \|/ | | \_| . . |_/ | | \|_____|/ | | )|UU.UU| \|/ | | \| | | \|/ / | | | | // \ |__|__| //_ _\ <___|___> ~~---~~ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * @@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@jro@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@\_// \ \ | "This big ol' city sure needs @@\__ \ | | this nice park, but they \ \ | |/ din't put ah outhouse @\__\ \ | / / anywhere in sight." @@ \ \__ ( / / \___) | ___ / | _ | __|___|__ ~~--..____...----| (_) |___ ( o_o ) ___..--~~ | | _\~o~/_ | | / \/|\/ \ | | / |. .| \ \|/ | | \_| . . |_/ | | \|_____|/ | | )|UU.UU| \|/ | | \| | | \|/ / | | | | // \ |__|__| //_ _\ <___|___> ~~---~~ & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & @@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ \ @@@jro@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@\_// \ \ | @@@@@@@@@@ @@\__ \ | | / / / / \ \ | |/ /__/ /_@ @\__\ \ | / _ @@ \ \__ ( / "Oh, well..." \___) ___ / | __|___|__ / ~~--..____...----| (/////) ___..--~~ | _\___/_ | / \ |/ | | \ \|/ |\_| |_/ | \|_____|/ \|/ | |UUUUU|( | .| | |/ \|/ /.' | | | // |__|__| //_ <___|___> _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ________(_|_|_|_)_ __ _ __ _ __ | | | | | | |_ /_ /_ / | | | | '_ \ '_ \ '_ \ |_| |_| |_| /__/__/__|_|_|_|_| .__/ .__/ .__/ (_) (_) (_) |_| |_| |_| _ _ _ _ __ __ ___ __ _| |_ | |_ (_|_)____________ \ V V | V V / ' \| ' \| | |_ /_ /_ /_ / _ _ _ \_/\_/ \_/\_/|_||_|_||_|_|_/__/__/__/__/ (_)(_)(_) % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % @@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@jro@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@\_// \ \ | @@@@@@@@@@ @@\__ \ | | / / / / \ \ | |/ /__/ /_@ "Whew! That tree @\__\ \ | / _____/ @ saved my life!" @@ \ \__ ( / / \___) | ___ / | _ | __|___|__ ~~--..____...----| (_) |______ /( oo ___..--~~ | | \~o~ | | / / \ | | / / | \|/ | | \ \ | | | \_\_| | | (\_)U \|/ | | /\_/ \ \|/ / | / /\ \ // \ /__/ \__\ //_ _\ *|___> *|___> ~~---~~ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + @@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@jro@@@@@@ \ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@\_// \ \ | @@@@@@@@@@ @@\__ \ | | / / / / \ \ | |/ /__/ /_@ @\__\ \ | / _____/ @ @@ \ \__ ( / \___) | | _ | ~~--..____...----| (_) |_________________..--~~ | | | | | | \|/ | | | | | | \|/ | | \|/ / | // \ //_ _\ ~~---~~ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * @@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@jro@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@\_// \ \ "Come, Muffy! Let us run to meet this @@\__ \ | Noble Lord of the Forest, while they \ \ | still inhabit the Earth!" @\__\ \ | / _ / @@ \ \__ ( / / \___) | ____ ____ | _ | (((\_\ ((())) ~~--..____...----| (_) |______ o_o ) ____ O=O")) -~~ | | _ \o / \-/))) | | /_)/ \/ \ /\/\\ | | \ \ | | \ /((_ \\ \|/ | | \_/| |\ \_ // \ // | | |__| \/_)(/ /~~\) | | / /\ /_._._\ | | / /\ \ / / \ \ \|/ / | \ \ \ \ \_\ \_\ // \ \_\ \_\ \ \ \ \ //_ _\ (__\(__\ <_/\\<_/\\ ~~---~~ & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & @@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@jro@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@\_// \ \ | "Oh Tree, most blessed of god's @@\__ \ | creations! I can feel the dignity \ \ | of your lifeforce. Man has so abused @\__\ \ | thee! Canst thou forgive us? We love @@ \ \__ you, dear Tree. Weep not!" ____ \___) _|__ / ((())) | _(((\_\ / ~~--. (("O=O ----| (_ -_- )_____________..--~~ (((\-/ | \o / //\/\ /| / \ //) _)) \_\ / /| \\\ / \_) /_/ | (//~~\ | (_/|_| /._._\ | | | \|/ | || | | | \|/ |_|| / | | | || // \| //\_>> //_ _\ ~~---~~ % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % @@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@jro@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@\_// \ "Do you think it forgives us, Muffy? @@\__ \ | Why, it HAS been weeping! I can feel \ \ | the woodland tears of this Stately @\__\ \ | Monarch of the Forest." @@ \ \__ | / ___ \___)___| / (())) | / \ ~~--.))O=O(( ----|(\___/)\____________..--~~ ((\-/)) | \___/ / //\/\ _|/ / //) _)) (_/ / | \\\ / \_/| | (//~~\ | |___| /._._\ | | | \|/ | || | | | | \|/ |_|| / | | | | || // |_|_| \ //\_>> //_ (__|__)_\ ~~---~~ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + @@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@jro@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ "You're an idiot, Reginald! Those 'woodland tears' you're feeling are where that cowboy took a piss against that 'Noble Monarch'!" / \__ ( / ____ / \___) _|__ ((())) | _(((\_\ ~~--. (("O=O ----| (_ o_o )_____________..--~~ (\(((\o/ | \- / \\//\/\ /| / \ \/) _)) \_\ / /| \ / \_) /_/ | /~~\ | (_/|_| /._._\ | | | \|/ | || | | | \|/ |_|| / | | | || // \| //\_>> //_ _\ ~~---~~ jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro @@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@jro@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@\_// \ \ | @@@@@@@@@@ @@\__ \ | | / / / / \ \ | |/ /__/ /_@ @\__\ \ | / _____/ @ @@ \ \__ ( / \___) | | _ | ~~--..____...----| (_) |_________________..--~~ | | | | | | \|/ | | | | | | \|/ | | \|/ / | // \ //_ _\ ~~---~~ thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthats allthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall Jonathon R. Oglesbee [drunks#1] __________ //////////\\ ____________________ ///___ ___\\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /| \ | | / |\ | | | \| \__/ |/ | | | \ ((())) / | | | __--\__________/--__ | | | _____/` '`| |\ /| |. '` \___________| | |__ /`.`. '\| \_/ |/` . `` \ |_ | _| /. ' / \___/`.'` \.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` `.|| `. '. \` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . . / \.' . ' \. `'\______(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `. `|____|_______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .` (_ |.`' ' '` .`/_______|_________|__________|__ \`. `\'`. (_ |__________/ | @ | \____\`. (____/.' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\__|____|______| /_________________\ ____\ \ \ \ |____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 What are you readin', Walter? / Cartoon funnies. __________ / \ //////////\\ / ____________________ ///___ ___\\\ | | | /// ( O ( O \\\ | | | /| \ | | / |\ | | | \| \__/ |/ | | | \ ((())) / | | | __--\__________/--__ | | | _____/` '`| |\ /| |. '` \___________| | |__ /`.`. '\| \_/ |/` . `` \ |_ | _| /. ' / \___/`.'` \.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` `.|| `. '. \` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . . / \.' . ' \. `'\______(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `. `|____|_______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .` (_ |.`' ' '` .`/_______|_________|__________|__ \`. `\'`. (_ |__________/ | @ | \____\`. (____/.' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\__|____|______| /_________________\ ____\ \ \ \ |____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 Are you finding some really funny ones? / Well actually, George,..no. __________ / \ //////////\\ / _______\____________ ///___ ___\\\ | | | /// (O O) \\\ | | | /| \ | | / |\ | | | \| \__/ |/ | | | \ ((())) / | | | __--\__________/--__ | | | _____/` '`| |\ /| |. '` \___________| | |__ /`.`. '\| \_/ |/` . `` \ |_ | _| /. ' / \___/`.'` \.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` `.|| `. '. \` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . . / \.' . ' \. `'\______(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `. `|____|_______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .` (_ |.`' ' '` .`/_______|_________|__________|__ \`. `\'`. (_ |__________/ | @ | \____\`. (____/.' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\__|____|______| /_________________\ ____\ \ \ \ |____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 These aren't supposed to be funny. These cartoonists have learned how to observe, analyze, and synthesize profound interpetations of life. Their material is very contemplative. __________ \ //////////\\ \ ____________________ ///___ ___\\\ | | | /// (O O) \\\ | | | /| \ | | / |\ | | | \| \__/ |/ | | | \ ((())) / | | | __--\__________/--__ | | | _____/` '`| |\ /| |. '` \___________| | |__ /`.`. '\| \_/ |/` . `` \ |_ | _| /. ' / \___/`.'` \.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` `.|| `. '. \` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . . / \.' . ' \. `'\______(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `. `|____|_______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .` (_ |.`' ' '` .`/_______|_________|__________|__ \`. `\'`. (_ |__________/ | @ | \____\`. (____/.' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\__|____|______| /_________________\ ____\ \ \ \ |____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 ___ |___|____ (_) | |.'\ (_)__| |.''\ ____________________ //(_)(___/..``\ | | | //\-\ /-/\ ' .`\ | | | \ ((||)) \` . .\ | | | | _--_ |\` `. \ | | | \ / \' . / | | | __----\______/__/._'. / | | | _____/` '`| |\ /| |. '` /__________| | |__ /`.`. '\| \_/ |/` . ``/ |_ | _| /. ' / \_o_/`.'` './ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` `.` . `. '. | (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |___________(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `. ` ` . `' | | | | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |____________|_________|__________|__ \`. `\'`. ` `'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /_________________\ ____\ \ \ \ |____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 You always do get a lot drunker than me, Walter. / __________ / //////////\\ ____________________ ///___ ___\\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /| \ | | / |\ | | | \| \__/ |/ | | | \ ((())) / | | | __--\__________/--__ | | | _____/` '`| |\ /| |. '` \___________| | |__ /`.`. '\| \_/ |/` . `` \ |_ | _| /. ' / \___/`.'` \.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` `.|| `. '. \` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . . / \.' . ' \. `'\______(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `. `|____|_______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .` (_ |.`' ' '` .`/_______|_________|__________|__ \`. `\'`. (_ |__________/ | @ | \____\_ .(____/.' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ __)_|____|______| /_________________\ ____\ \ \ \ |____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | [Drunks#2] ( "You're looking better today, ) ( George." ) \ __________ \ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| | | ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ "Well thanks, Walter. I feel better, too. Getting my nose fixed was a good idea. After that, I got a new haircut, trimmed my moustache; hell, I even took a bath!" / __________ / //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| (O| |(O ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ "Yeah, that's the part I noticed most." \ __________ \ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| (O| |O) ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | [Drunks#3] "Don't look now, Walter, but there's that flatfoot who ran us off, yesterday." / / __________ / _____ //////////\\ \ \ ////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) /// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)____________ /|| (O| |(O ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | __________/\________/\____ | | | `. ' .' \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ . ' . `. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ | | _| ________/ `\_/ \_/`.'`\.`' \ | | (__) /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ | | (__) ______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\______| | (__)__ |. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ | | | ______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_______| | |__ |'` . o ` . '/ .` / | | | |'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |__________|___________| /______________/ \ /______|__|_______\ _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__ / /_/_/_/ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "I see him." __________ \ //////////\\ \ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| (O| |(O ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee " hic " __________ \ //////////\\ \ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| (O| |O) ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee __________ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| O)| |O) ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "Now why do you figure he just passed us by, today?" __________ / //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| (O| |O) ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "Probably, it has something to do with the way you threw up all over him when he stopped and told us to leave the other day." __________ \ //////////\\ \ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| (O| |O) ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | [drunks#4] "What's in the paper, today, Walter?" / / __________ _____ //////////\\ \ \ ////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) /// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)____________ /|| (O| |(O ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | __________/\________/\____ | | | `. ' .' \ \ / /. '`\__________| | |__ . ' . `. `\ \_/ / ` .`` \ | | _| ________/ `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \ | | (__) /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ | | (__) ______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\______| | (__)__ |. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ | | | ______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_______| | |__ |'` . o ` . '/ .` / | | | |'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |__________|___________| /______________/ \ /______|__|_______\ _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__ / /_/_/_/ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 "Some crap about all these ascii artists..hic!!.. it seems they're real worried about gettin' proper credit for their work." \ ______ \ |______|___ \ (_) ||.'\ (_)_____||.''\ ______________________ /(_) (__/ ..``\ | | | /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | | | /\\ || //\` . .\ | | | \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ | | | \ ____ / \' . / | | | _____/\______/\_/._'. / | | | _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 "So, what is this 'ascii' stuff, anyway?" / / __________ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| (O| |(O ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 77777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 77777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 "It's like when you use a typewriter, and make a picture, instead of writing a letter. See? This is supposed to be a rose. Neat, huh?" \ __________ \ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| (O| |(O ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 77777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 77777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 __________ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| (O| |O) ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 "And these here ascii people is upset about getting credit for these pictures?" / / __________ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| (O| |(O ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 77777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 77777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 ______ "Yes." |______|___ \ (_) ||.'\ \ (_)_____||.''\ ______________________ /(_) (__/ ..``\ | | | /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | | | /\\ || //\` . .\ | | | \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ | | | \ ____ / \' . / | | | _____/\______/\_/._'. / | | | _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 "Well.. hic! .. I dunno. That picher of a rose don't look like nothing but a bunch of letters, to me. Likely enough, these here ascii artists will probably sober up. When they git dry, maybe they will all learn how to type." / / __________ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /|| (O| |O) ||\ | | | \_ (__) _/ | | | \ ///\\\ / | | | ____/\________/\____ | | | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | [drunks#5] "Listen to this, George: Singapore officials have banned the sale of the new Janet Jackson album, citing that the content was immoral and disgusting." \ ______ \ "GLUG |______|___ \ GLUG (_) ||.'\ GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ______________________ /(_) (__/ ..``\ | | DAILY RAG | /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ |Protesters|===========| /\\ || //\` . .\ |don't like| Singapore | \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ |Plutonium | banns the | \ ____ / \' . / | on Space | new Janet | _____/\______/\_/._'. / | Probe. | Jackson | _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________| | album. |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_Dog Bites| _| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__) Man! |EXCLUSIVE(__) /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)ANOTHER | man (__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)XCLUSIVE|bites dog(__)__ \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | / 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 "!HIC!" __________ / //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |Protesters|===========| /|| (O| |O) ||\ |don't like| Singapore | \_ (__) _/ |Plutonium | banns the | \ ///\\\ / | on Space | new Janet | ____/\________/\____ | Probe. | Jackson | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | album. |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! |EXCLUSIVE(__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER | man (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| eats dog(__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro "Immoral and disgusting, huh?" \ \ __________ _____ "GLUG //////////\\ \ \ GLUG ////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) GLUG" /// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)____________ /|| (O| |(O ||\ | | DAILY RAG | \_ (__) _/ |Protesters|===========| \ ///\\\ / |don't like| Singapore | __________/\________/\____ |Plutonium | banns the | `. ' .' \ \ / /. '`\__________| on Space | new Janet |__ . ' . `. `\ \_/ / ` .`` \ | Probe. | Jackson _| ________/ `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \ | | album. (__) /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ | Dog Eats | (__) ______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\______| Man! |EXCLUSIVE(__)__ |. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ | ANOTHER | man | ______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_______| EXCLUSIVE| bites dog |__ |'` . o ` . '/ .` / | | | |'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |__________|___________| /______________/ \ /______|__|_______\ _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__ / /_/_/_/ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW "That's what they're saying." __________ \ //////////\\ _\____________________ ////////// \\\ | | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |Protesters|===========| /|| (O| |(O ||\ |don't like| Singapore | \_ (__) _/ |Plutonium | banns the | \ ///\\\ / | on Space | new Janet | ____/\________/\____ | Probe. | JANITOR | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | album. |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! |EXCLUSIVE(__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER | man (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE|bites dog(__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO "Maybe they're just using that as an excuse, because someone over there finally developed a little muscial taste." / / __________ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |Plutonium |===========| /|| (O| |O) ||\ |don't like| Singapore | \_ (__) _/ |Protestors| banns the | \ ///\\\ / | on Space | new Janet | ____/\________/\____ | Probe. | Jackson | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | album. |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! |EXCLUSIVE(__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER | man (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE|bites dog(__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | finifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifini inifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinif [drunks#6] "You know, George, what bothers me about all this scandal?" \ ______ \ "GLUG |______|___ \ GLUG (_) ||.'\ GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ______________________ /(_) (__/ ..``\ | | DAILY RAG | /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ |EDITORIAL:|===========| /\\ || //\` . .\ | impeach, | Clinton | \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ | or not? | Still In | \ ____ / \' . / | | "ORAL | _____/\______/\_/._'. / | | OFFICE" | _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_Man Bites| EXCLUSIVE_| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__) Dog! | Monika's(__) /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)ANOTHER | "secrets(__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)XCLUSIVE| of oral (__)__ \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | sex" | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | / 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 "!HIC!" __________ / //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |EDITORIAL:|===========| /|| (O| |O) ||\ | impeach, | Clinton | \_ (__) _/ | or not? | Still In | \ ///\\\ / | | "ORAL | ____/\________/\____ | | OFFICE" | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| EXCLUSIVE_| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! | Monika's(__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER | "secrets(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| of oral (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | sex" | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro "It's immoral and disgusting?" \ \ __________ _____ "GLUG //////////\\ \ \ GLUG ////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) GLUG" /// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)____________ /|| (O| |(O ||\ | | DAILY RAG | \_ (__) _/ |EDITORIAL:|===========| \ ///\\\ / | impeach, | Clinton | __________/\________/\____ | or not? | Still In | `. ' .' \ \ / /. '`\__________| | "ORAL |__ . ' . `. `\ \_/ / ` .`` \ | | OFFICE" _| ________/ `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \ | | (__) /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ | Dog Eats |EXCLUSIVE(__) ______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\______| Man! | Monika's(__)__ |. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ | ANOTHER | "secrets | ______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_______| EXCLUSIVE| of oral |__ |'` . o ` . '/ .` / | | sex" | |'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |__________|___________| /______________/ \ /______|__|_______\ _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__ / /_/_/_/ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW "Not just that. Do you remember when this President we have admited he smoked pot, but claims he never inhaled?" __________ \ //////////\\ _\____________________ ////////// \\\ | | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |EDITORIAL:|===========| /|| (O| |(O ||\ | impeach, | Clinton | \_ (__) _/ | or not? | Still In | \ ///\\\ / | | "ORAL | ____/\________/\____ | | OFFICE" | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Man Eats | EXCLUSIVE_| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Dog! | Monika's(__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER |"secrets (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| of oral (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | sex" | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO "Yeah. But what's that got to do with this?" / / __________ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |EDITORIAL:|===========| /|| (O| |(O ||\ | impeach, | Clinton | \_ (__) _/ | or not? | Still In | \ ///\\\ / | | "ORAL | ____/\________/\____ | | OFFICE" | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Man Bites| EXCLUSIVE_| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)Woman! | Monika's(__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER | "secrets(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| of oral (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | sex" | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "Well, it just got me to wondering... ... If he doesn't inhale ... does Monika swallow?" __________ \ //////////\\ _\____________________ ////////// \\\ | | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |EDITORIAL:|===========| /|| (O| |O) ||\ | impeach, | Clinton | \_ (__) _/ | or not? | Still In | \ ///\\\ / | | "ORAL | ____/\________/\____ | | OFFICE" | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ | Woman | EXCLUSIVE_| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)tes Man!| Monika's(__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER | "secrets(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| of oral (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | sex" | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | finifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifini inifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinif [Drunks#7] "So what's in the paper today, Walter?" \ \ __________ _____ "GLUG //////////\\ \ \ GLUG ////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) GLUG" /// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)____________ /|| (O| |(O ||\ |The New | DAILY RAG | \_ (__) _/ |"Clinton" |===========| \ ///\\\ / | Cigar | Senate | __________/\________/\____ | Sales in |trail will | `. ' .' \ \ / /. '`\__________| the |begin soon.|__ . ' . `. `\ \_/ / ` .`` \ |$Millions$| _| ________/ `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \ | | New In (__) /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ |Dog Bites | Fashion (__) ______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\______| Man! | (__)__ |. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ | ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE! | ______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_______| EXCLUSIVE| Man |__ |'` . o ` . '/ .` / | | Bites Dog | |'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |__________|___________| /______________/ \ /______|__|_______\ _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__ / /_/_/_/ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 "Let's see... Well, the Senate is starting the President's Trail, after his Impeachment by the House of Representatives... That's nothing." __________ \ //////////\\ _\____________________ ////////// \\\ | The New | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |"Clinton" |===========| /|| (O| |(O ||\ | Cigar | Senate | \_ (__) _/ |Sales in |trail will | \ ///\\\ / | the |begin soon.| ____/\________/\____ |$Millions$| | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | New In |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | Bites Dog | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "They won't remove him from office, of course... Everyone says so. Near as I can tell, all it's really about is boosting C-Span ratings. They've never had so many viewers." ______ \ "GLUG |______|___ \ GLUG (_) ||.'\ GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ______________________ /(_) (__/ ..``\ | The New | DAILY RAG | /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | "Clinton"|===========| /\\ || //\` . .\ | Cigar | Senate | \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ | Sales in |trail will | \ ____ / \' . / | the |begin soon.| _____/\______/\_/._'. / |$Millions$| | _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________| | New In |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__) Man! | (__) /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__ \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | Bites Dog | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | / @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ "Then there's an article about some fashion designer, who has accquired the rights to reproduce the "Lewinsky" dress. It promises to soon be THE must have item in every woman's wardrobe for the "!HIC!" next fashion season." \ __________ \ \ //////////\\ _\____________________ ////////// \\\ | The New | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |"Clinton" |===========| /|| (O| |O) ||\ | Cigar | Senate | \_ (__) _/ |Sales in |trail will | \ ///\\\ / | the |begin soon.| ____/\________/\____ |$Millions$| | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | New In |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | Bites Dog | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 "Well, is that about it?" \ \ __________ _____ "GLUG //////////\\ \ \ GLUG ////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) GLUG" /// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)____________ /|| (O| |(O ||\ |The New | DAILY RAG | \_ (__) _/ |"Clinton" |===========| \ ///\\\ / | Cigar | Senate | __________/\________/\____ | Sales in |trail will | `. ' .' \ \ / /. '`\__________| the |begin soon.|__ . ' . `. `\ \_/ / ` .`` \ |$Millions$| _| ________/ `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \ | | New In (__) /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ |Dog Bites | Fashion (__) ______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\______| Man! | (__)__ |. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ | ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE! | ______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_______| EXCLUSIVE| Man |__ |'` . o ` . '/ .` / | | Bites Dog | |'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |__________|___________| /______________/ \ /______|__|_______\ _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__ / /_/_/_/ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o "Well, there's also a bit about the new "Clinton" cigar. Looks like the tobacco company that sells it is going to make a real killing. The supply can barely keep up with demand." __________ \ //////////\\ _\____________________ ////////// \\\ | The New | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |"Clinton" |===========| /|| (O| |O) ||\ | Cigar | Senate | \_ (__) _/ |Sales in |trail will | \ ///\\\ / | the |begin soon.| ____/\________/\____ |$Millions$| | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | New In |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | Bites Dog | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 ______ "GLUG |______|___ GLUG (_) ||.'\ GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ______________________ /(_) (__/ ..``\ | The New | DAILY RAG | /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | "Clinton"|===========| /\\ || //\` . .\ | Cigar | Senate | \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ | Sales in |trail will | \ ____ / \' . / | the |begin soon.| _____/\______/\_/._'. / |$Millions$| | _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________| | New In |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__) Man! | (__) /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__ \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | Bites Dog | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | / $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ "I think I'd rather spend another couple of days in the drunk tank, than smoke one of those things, Walter." \ __________ \ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | The New | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |"Clinton" |===========| /|| (O| |O) ||\ | Cigar | Senate | \_ (__) _/ |Sales in |trail will | \ ///\\\ / | the |begin soon.| ____/\________/\____ |$Millions$| | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | New In |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | Bites Dog | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % "Oh... puff, puff... I (( don't know about that, )) George." __________ ))( / //////////\\ _(((_________/________ ////////// \\\ | The New | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |"Clinton" |===========| /|| (O| |(O ||\ | Cigar | Senate | \_ (__) _/ |Sales in |trail will | \ ///\\\ / | the |begin soon.| ____/\________/\____ |$Millions$| | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | New In |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | Bites Dog | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend [Drunks#9] "My family dragged me off to one of those Alcholoics Anonymous meetings the other day, Walter." / / __________ //////////\\ ________________________ ////////// \\\ | President | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ | Considers |============| /|| (O| |(O ||\ | military | WHALES | \_ (__) _/ | action in |SPEAK FRENCH| \ ///\\\ / | Lithuania | AT THE | ____/\________/\____ | | BOTTOM OF | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________|Increased | THE SEA! | /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_tobacco | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)x causes | EXCLUSIV(__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)prison | Army plan(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)oiting. | for new (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | ray weapon | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|___________|____________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "Well, how'd it go?" ______ \ "GLUG |______|___ \ GLUG (_) ||.'\ GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ________________________ /(_) (__/ ..``\ | President | DAILY RAG | /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | Considers |============| /\\ || //\` . .\ | military | WHALES | \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ | action in |SPEAK FRENCH| \ ____ / \' . / | Lithuania | AT THE | _____/\______/\_/._'. / | | BOTTOM OF | _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________|Increased | THE SEA! |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_tobacco | _| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__)x causes | EXCLUSIV(__) /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)prison | Army plan(__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)oiting. | for new (__)__ \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | ray weapon | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|___________|____________|__ \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | / @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ "!HIC!" \ __________ \ //////////\\ ________________________ ////////// \\\ | President | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ | Considers |============| /|| (O| |O) ||\ | military | WHALES | \_ (__) _/ | action in |SPEAK FRENCH| \ ///\\\ / | Lithuania | AT THE | ____/\________/\____ | | BOTTOM OF | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________|Increased | THE SEA! |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_tobacco | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)x causes | EXCLUSIV(__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)prison | Army plan(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)oiting. | for new (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | ray weapon | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|___________|____________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 "It was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen." \ \ __________ _____ "GLUG //////////\\ \ \ GLUG ////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) GLUG" /// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)______________ /|| (O| |(O ||\ | President | DAILY RAG | \_ (__) _/ | Considers |============| \ ///\\\ / | military | WHALES | __________/\________/\____ | action in |SPEAK FRENCH| `. ' .' \ \ / /. '`\__________| Lithuania | AT THE |__ . ' . `. `\ \_/ / ` .`` \ | | BOTTOM OF | ________/ `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \ |Increased | THE SEA!(__) /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ | tobacco | (__) ______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\______|tax causes | EXCLUSIV(__)__ |. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ | prison | Army plans | ______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_______| roiting. | for new |__ |'` . o ` . '/ .` / | | ray weapon | |'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |___________|____________| /______________/ \ /______|__|_______\ _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__ / /_/_/_/ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & "... !burp! ..." "How's that, George?" __________ \ //////////\\ __\_____________________ ////////// \\\ | President | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ | Considers |============| /|| (O| |(O ||\ | military | WHALES | \_ (__) _/ | action in |SPEAK FRENCH| \ ///\\\ / | Lithuania | AT THE | ____/\________/\____ | | BOTTOM OF | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________|Increased | THE SEA! | /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_tobacco | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)x causes | EXCLUSIV(__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)prison | Army plan(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)oiting. | for new (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | ray weapon | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|___________|____________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro ______ "GLUG |______|___ GLUG (_) ||.'\ GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ________________________ /(_) (__/ ..``\ | President | DAILY RAG | /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | Considers |============| /\\ || //\` . .\ | military | WHALES | \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ | action in |SPEAK FRENCH| \ ____ / \' . / | Lithuania | AT THE | _____/\______/\_/._'. / | | BOTTOM OF | _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________|Increased | THE SEA! |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_tobacco | _| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__)x causes | EXCLUSIV(__) /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)prison | Army plan(__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)oiting. | for new (__)__ \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | ray weapon | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|___________|____________|__ \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | / % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % "Hell Walter, there wasn't a damned THING to drink in the whole place." / / __________ //////////\\ ________________________ ////////// \\\ | President | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ | Considers |============| /|| (O| |(O ||\ | military | WHALES | \_ (__) _/ | action in |SPEAK FRENCH| \ ///\\\ / | Lithuania | AT THE | ____/\________/\____ | | BOTTOM OF | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________|Increased | THE SEA! | /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_tobacco | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)x causes | EXCLUSIV(__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)prison | Army plan(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)oiting. | for new (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | ray weapon | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|___________|____________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend [Drunks #10] ______ | | "GLUG |______|___ GLUG (_) ||.'\ GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ________________________ /(_) (__/ ..``\ | President | DAILY RAG | /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | Considers |============| /\\ || //\` . .\ |Leagalizing| PYGMIES | \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ | Perjury | MATE WITH | \ ____ / \' . / | | ELEPHANTS | _____/\______/\_/._'. / | | IN DARKEST | _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________|Increased | AFRICA! |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_tobacco | _| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__)x causes | EXCLUSIV(__) /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)citizen | Return of(__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)oiting. | The Frog(__)__ \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | Invasion | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|___________|____________|__ \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | / * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * __________ _____ "GLUG //////////\\ \ \ GLUG ////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) GLUG" /// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)______________ /|| (O| |(O ||\ | President | DAILY RAG | \_ (__) _/ | Considers |============| \ ///\\\ / |Leagalizing| PYGMIES | __________/\________/\____ | Perjury | MATE WITH | `. ' .' \ \ / /. '`\________| | ELEPHANTS |__ . ' . `. `\ \_/ / ` .`` \ | | IN DARKEST_| ________/ `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \ |Increased | AFRICA! (__) /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ | tobacco | (__) ______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\____|tax causes | EXCLUSIV(__)__ |. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ | citizen | Return of | ______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_____| rioting. | The Frog |__ |'` . o ` . '/ .` / | | Invasion | |'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |___________|____________| /______________/ \ /______|__|_______\ _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__ / /_/_/_/ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ______ | | "GLUG |______|___ "...Hic..." GLUG (_) ||.'\ \ GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ________ \ _____________ /(_) (__/ ..``\ | President | DAILY RAG | /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | Considers |============| /\\ || //\` . .\ |Leagalizing| PYGMIES | \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ | Perjury | MATE WITH | \ ____ / \' . / | | ELEPHANTS | _____/\______/\_/._'. / | | IN DARKEST | _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________|Increased | AFRICA! |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_tobacco | _| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__)x causes | EXCLUSIV(__) /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)citizen | Return of(__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)oiting. | The Frog(__)__ \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | Invasion | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|___________|____________|__ \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | / * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "...Burp..." \ __________ _____ "GLUG \ //////////\\ \ \ GLUG ////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) GLUG" /// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)______________ /|| (O| |(O ||\ | President | DAILY RAG | \_ (__) _/ | Considers |============| \ ///\\\ / |Leagalizing| PYGMIES | __________/\________/\____ | Perjury | MATE WITH | `. ' .' \ \ / /. '`\________| | ELEPHANTS |__ . ' . `. `\ \_/ / ` .`` \ | | IN DARKEST_| ________/ `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \ |Increased | AFRICA! (__) /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ | tobacco | (__) ______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\____|tax causes | EXCLUSIV(__)__ |. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ | citizen | Return of | ______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_____| rioting. | The Frog |__ |'` . o ` . '/ .` / | | Invasion | |'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |___________|____________| /______________/ \ /______|__|_______\ _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__ / /_/_/_/ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ______ | | "GLUG |______|___ "...Aahhh..." GLUG (_) ||.'\ \ GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ______\ ________________ /(_) (__/ ..``\ | President | DAILY RAG | /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | Considers |============| /\\ || //\` . .\ |Leagalizing| PYGMIES | \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ | Perjury | MATE WITH | \ ____ / \' . / | | ELEPHANTS | _____/\______/\_/._'. / | | IN DARKEST | _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________|Increased | AFRICA! |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_tobacco | _| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__)x causes | EXCLUSIV(__) /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)citizen | Return of(__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)oiting. | The Frog(__)__ \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | Invasion | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|___________|____________|__ \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | / * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "Torpedo Red." / / __________ //////////\\ ________________________ ////////// \\\ | President | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ | Considers |============| /|| (O| |O) ||\ |Leagalizing| PYGMIES | \_ (__) _/ | Perjury | MATE WITH | \ ///\\\ / | | ELEPHANTS | ____/\________/\____ | | IN DARKEST | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________|Increased | AFRICA! |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_tobacco | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)x causes | EXCLUSIV(__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)citizen | Return of(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)oiting. | The Frog(__)_ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | Invasion | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "At $2.50 a bottle, maybe it's not a GREAT wine..." / / __________ _____ "GLUG //////////\\ \ \ GLUG ////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) GLUG" /// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)______________ /|| (O| |(O ||\ | President | DAILY RAG | \_ (__) _/ | Considers |============| \ ///\\\ / |Leagalizing| PYGMIES | __________/\________/\____ | Perjury | MATE WITH | `. ' .' \ \ / /. '`\________| | ELEPHANTS |__ . ' . `. `\ \_/ / ` .`` \ | | IN DARKEST_| ________/ `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \ |Increased | AFRICA! (__) /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ | tobacco | (__) ______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\____|tax causes | EXCLUSIV(__)__ |. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ | citizen | Return of | ______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_____| rioting. | The Frog |__ |'` . o ` . '/ .` / | | Invasion | |'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |___________|____________| /______________/ \ /______|__|_______\ _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__ / /_/_/_/ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro "... But it's a good one." / / __________ //////////\\ ________________________ ////////// \\\ | President | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ | Considers |============| /|| (O| |O) ||\ |Leagalizing| PYGMIES | \_ (__) _/ | Perjury | MATE WITH | \ ///\\\ / | | ELEPHANTS | ____/\________/\____ | | IN DARKEST | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________|Increased | AFRICA! |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_tobacco | _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)x causes | EXCLUSIV(__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)citizen | Return of(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)oiting. | The Frog(__)_ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | Invasion | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis [Six Serving Men] I keep six honest serving men (They taught me all I knew); ____________________________________________________ |____________________________________________________| | __ __ ____ ___ || ____ ____ _ __ | || |__ |--|_| || |_| |||_|**|*|__|+|+||___| || | | ||==|^^||--| |=||=| |=*=||| |~~|~| |=|=|| | |~||==| | || |##|| | | || | |JRO|||-| | |==|+|+||-|-|~||__| | ||__|__||__|_|_||_|_|___|||_|__|_|__|_|_||_|_|_||__|_| ||_______________________||__________________________| | _____________________ || __ __ _ __ _ | ||=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=| __..\/ | |_| ||#||==| / /| || | | | | | | | | | | |/\ \ \\|++|=| || ||==| / / | ||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_/_/\_.___\__|_|__||_||__|/_/__| |____________________ /\~()/()~//\ __________________| | __ __ _ _ \_ (_ . _/ _ ___ _____| ||~~|_|..|__| || |_ _ \ //\\ / |=|__|~|~|___| | | | ||--|+|^^|==|1||2| | |__/\ __ /\__| |==|x|x|+|+|=|=|=| ||__|_|__|__|_||_|_| / \ \ / / \_|__|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |_________________ _/ \/\/\/ \_ _______________| | _____ _ __ |/ \../ \| __ __ ___| ||_____|_| |_|##|_|| | \/ __| ||_|==|_|++|_|-||| ||______||=|#|--| |\ \ o / /| | |~| | | ||| ||______||_|_|__|_|_\ \ o / /_|_|__|_|__|_|_||| |_________ __________\___\____/___/___________ ______| |__ _ / ________ ______ /| _ _ _| |\ \ |=|/ // /| // / / / | / ||%|%|%| | \/\ |*/ //____// // /__/__/ (_) / ||=|=|=| __| \/\|/ /(____|/ // / /||~|~|~|__ |___\_/ /________// ________ / / ||_|_|_| |___ / (|________/ |\_______\ / /| |______| / \|________) / / | | Their names are What and Why and When And How and Where and Who. What Why When How Where Who ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / | . | \ / | . | \ / | . | \ / | . | \ / | . | \ / | . | \ \_| . |_/ \_| . |_/ \_| . |_/ \_| . |_/ \_| . |_/ \_| . |_/ \|___|/ \|___|/ \|___|/ \|___|/ \|___|/ \|___|/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | __ | | | ___ | | | ___ | | | ___ | | | ___ | | | ___ | | | __ |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| (_|_) (_|_) (_|_) (_|_) (_|_) (_|_) ____ / \ /\/ \ /\ /\ / \ / \ __/ \ / \/ \ / \ /\ \ \ / \ //\\ ____ \ / \ /\ ///\\\ / /\_\ \ /\ //\\ || \( oo //\\ __||___||____ \_-/ ____||_________ . (_)/ \ . ~ | / / | . I send them over land ~ . |_\_\_| () \_)| . . / /\ / /\ \ . ~ /_/ /_/ . ~ [__)[__) . '.'. \ | | / | | '.'. '. \ .---. / .' | | '.'. ___ .' '. ___ | | '.'. : : ~~~~ | | ~~~~~~~~~ '.'. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ | | ~~~ '.'. ~~ ~ and sea, ~~~ | | ~~~~~ _.-._ '. ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~ | | ~~~ \_____/'.'. ~~~ ~~ ____| |_________ ( o o ) _'.'. _________ // (| |) /////// \_-_/ // '.'.//////// | | /^\_/^\ '.'. | | /_/: :\_\ '.'. ___|____|________/ /|___|\ \________'.'.___ ________________(_/_______\_)______________ ___________________________________________ ___________________________________________ ___________________________________________ ____________________________________________ ____________________________________________ _______________________________________________ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ I send them _____ ___ //\___\ ___|___|___ ( - - ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ /*\_/*\ /\/x\/\ /_*_ _*_\ / | . | \ (_*_(|)_*_) \_| . |_/ |* * *| \|___|/ | * * | )UU*UU |*_*_*| \| | | | | | | | | |_|_| |_|_| (__|__) <__|__> ___ _ __ __ __ _ | __|__ _ __| |_ / _|___ \ \ / /__ __| |_ | _|/ _` (_-< _| > _|_ _| \ \/\/ / -_|_-< _| |___\__,_/__/\__| \_____| \_/\_/\___/__/\__| But after they have worked for me, I give them all a rest. z z z z z z ()_________z_______z_________z____z_________z______z_________() || ___ z ___ z ___z z ___ z ___ z ___ || || //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ || || ( - - ) ( - - ) ( - - ) ( - - ) ( - - ) ( - - ) || || \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ || || /\/ \/\ /\/ \/\ /\/ \/\ /\/ \/\ /\/ \/\ /\/ \/\ || /_.~~---~~~-.-~~---~~-.-~~--~~~-..-~---~~-.-~~--~~~-.-~~--~~~-_\ / \ I let them rest from ___ / _ \ \__ / /___/ till ____ / __/ /__ \ /____/ For I am busy then, ____________________________________________________ |____________________________________________________| | __ __ ____ ___ || ____ ____ _ __ | || |__ |--|_| || |_| |||_|**|*|__|+|+||___| || | | ||==|^^||--| |=||=| |=*=||| |~~|~| |=|=|| | |~||==| | || |##|| | | || | |JRO|||-| | |==|+|+||-|-|~||__| | ||__|__||__|_|_||_|_|___|||_|__|_|__|_|_||_|_|_||__|_| ||_______________________||__________________________| | _____________________ || __ __ _ __ _ | ||=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=| __..\/ | |_| ||#||==| / /| || | | | | | | | | | | |/\ \ \\|++|=| || ||==| / / | ||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_/_/\_.___\__|_|__||_||__|/_/__| |____________________ /\~()/()~//\ __________________| | __ __ _ _ \_ (_ . _/ _ ___ _____| ||~~|_|..|__| || |_ _ \ //\\ / |=|__|~|~|___| | | | ||--|+|^^|==|1||2| | |__/\ __ /\__| |==|x|x|+|+|=|=|=| ||__|_|__|__|_||_|_| / \ \ / / \_|__|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |_________________ _/ \/\/\/ \_ _______________| | _____ _ __ |/ \../ \| __ __ ___| ||_____|_| |_|##|_|| | \/ __| ||_|==|_|++|_|-||| ||______||=|#|--| |\ \ o | || | |~| | | ||| ||______||_|_|__|_|_\ ________| /|_|__|_|__|_|_||| |_________ __________\_| || |__/__________ ______| |__ _ / ________| || | /| _ _ _| |\ \ |=|/ // /| /| || | | / ||%|%|%| | \/\ |*/ //____// //|___||___| (_) / ||=|=|=| __| \/\|/ /(____|/ // / /||~|~|~|__ |___\_/ /________// ________ / / ||_|_|_| |___ / (|________/ |\_______\ / /| |______| / \|________) / / | | As well as breakfast, lunch, and tea, For they are hungry men: ___ ___ ___ //\\\ ///\\ //\\\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ~ \_-_/ /\_)=o_/ \_-_/ _ _~ / \|/ \ / // \|/ \ / \|/ \/\(|_| / | . | \ ) \___| . \ \ _ / | . |\_/ __\_\___/_/(___________|___/_/_|~|_______\_\___|_____ __/ _) _______ |_| _______ \_/ |_|] \_____/ \ (:)(:)\ \ (:)(:)\ \_______\ But different folk have different views; ____________________________________________________ |____________________________________________________| | __ __ ____ ___ || ____ ____ _ __ | || |__ |--|_| || |_| |||_|**|*|__|+|+||___| || | | ||==|^^||--| |=||=| |=*=||| |~~|~| |=|=|| | |~||==| | || |##|| | | || | |JRO|||-| | |==|+|+||-|-|~||__| | ||__|__||__|_|_||_|_|___|||_|__|_|__|_|_||_|_|_||__|_| ||_______________________||__________________________| | _____________________ || __ __ _ __ _ | ||=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=| __..\/ | |_| ||#||==| / /| || | | | | | | | | | | |/\ \ \\|++|=| || ||==| / / | ||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_/_/\_.___\__|_|__||_||__|/_/__| |____________________ /\~()/()~//\ __________________| | __ __ _ _ \_ (_ . _/ _ _ _____| ||~~|_|..|__| || |_ _ \ //\\ / |=|_ /) |___| | | | ||--|+|^^|==|1||2| | |__/\ __ /\__| |(\/((\ +|+|=|=|=| ||__|_|__|__|_||_|_| / \ \ / / \_|_\___/|_|_|_|_|_| |_________________ _/ \/\/\/ \_ / /__________| | _____ _ __ |/ \../ \/ / __ ___| ||_____|_| |_|##|_|| | \/ __\ /=|_|++|_|-||| ||______||=|#|--| |\ \ o \_____/ |~| | | ||| ||______||_|_|__|_|_\ \ o | |_|_|__|_|__|_|_||| |_________ __________\___\_______|____________ ______| |__ _ / ________ ______ /| _ _ _| |\ \ |=|/ // /| // / / / | / ||%|%|%| | \/\ |*/ //____// // /__/__/ (_) / ||=|=|=| __| \/\|/ /(____|/ // / /||~|~|~|__ |___\_/ /________// ________ / / ||_|_|_| |___ / (|________/ |\_______\ / /| |______| / \|________) / / | | I know a person small --- @___ / ___) / ( o( / \._/ | /_\ (_//_/\ \\ \/ /~\_) /_____\ / )\ ) /_/ \_\ /__) /__) ______ _ _____ < / _ \__ _ (_) / (_)__ ___ / / // / ' \/ / / / / _ \/ _ \ She keeps /_/\___/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/\___/_//_/ serving-men, Who get no rest, at all! ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / | . | \ / | . | \ / | . | \ / | . | \ / | . | \ / | . | \ \_| . |_/ \_| . |_/ \_| . |_/ \_| . |_/ \_| . |_/ \_| . |_/ \|___|/ \|___|/ \|___|/ \|___|/ \|___|/ \|___|/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | __ | | | ___ | | | ___ | | | ___ | | | ___ | | | ___ | | | __ |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| (_|_) (_|_) (_|_) (_|_) (_|_) (_|_) ____@ (())))) ))))((((( ((((()))) ))))((((( _ /(((())())\ / ) /_)))((()()/\ / \ \((())())\_/ \ \_____/ (_/ \ / \ /_________\ | | | |- | -| |__|__| /__|__\ She sends 'em abroad on her own affairs, from the second she opens her eyes --- One million Hows, ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ two million Wheres, ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ and seven million Whys! ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ //\\\ /_/\\ //\_\ //\\\ ///\\ //\_\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ \_-_/ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ / \|/ \ [Obstetrics] _________________ | | | Obstetrics Desk | |_________________| _\/ ___ ___ / \ /_+_\ ____ / \ (\___/) ))o o(( ( \ (\ /) _\___/_ ((\o/)) (\___/) \\_// | |(\ / \_/ \ _\___/_ /\\_//\ | | | | \\/\(_ _)/\ / \ / | | \ __| | | |__\/_/___\//_| | | |_\ | | /__ | |_|___|_|[Information]|_| |_| \|___|/ | | (_| | |_) (_|___|_) |- -| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _| |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| |_jro__ |___(__|__)______________ /__|__\ __<__|__> __| "Okay gentlemen, let me see if I have this all correct. Mr. Spence, you are Mrs. Spence's Husband, but Mr. White is the baby's Father, whereas Mr. Munsun is who she's currently living with... Okay... Now, what I NEED to know, is which of you is going to accompany this BUSY WOMAN into the delivery room?" [Marge 2] ________________________ / \ | ...Sick and tired of it, | | Marge! THAT'S WHAT I AM! | | Sick and tired of it!!! | \____ __________________/ \ \ _____ \ \ / \/_ \ \ //\__(\_\ ((._.__ \ \ |\ ~~ ~~| (~ . .) \_> //_O \O_ \ (_( (. _) \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) \ ( O / (\\(. ~. _._) ___ _/\ ~ /\__ (____.~_~____) ////\ / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ \___/ / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ \ \ / | . | / / | | \ \ \ \/ | . | \ \ | | / / \ /| . |\ \ \\______// / \ / | . |/ /\ / \ / \__/ |________|\ / \/ \/ |___[]___| \/ / \ |/ \|/ /____________\ __JRO_______ | | ______ | / \ | _______ | | | | | | | | | | | _( )_ | | | | \ | | / | | | | | | | |____|___| \__| |__/ __/: || :\__ (__) (__) (______||______) /__\ /__\ ===================================================== ===================================================== _______________________________ / Of course, the reality of it \ | all has to do with you being | | feminine. You can't help | | but to argue. | \____________ _________________/ / / / / _____ |/ / \/_ //\__(\_\ ((._.__ |\ ^ ^ | (~ . .) //_- \-_ \ (_( (. _) \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) \ O / (\\(. ~. _._) __/\ ~ /\__ (___.~_~____) / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ / | . | \/ /| |\ \ JRO/ | . | \ \| |/ / =================================================== =================================================== __________________ / And just WHAT is \ | that supposed to | \_____mean?________/ / / / / / / \/ _____ _._.)) _\/ ' \ (~.'.___)_ / \ . \ ( _/ \ ) |\\ | (//( O _)O ):) (\ . ;/) (_/\ /\_) \_.___/ (__\ O /__) __/_____\__ / \\ " // \ / \ / /_\\_//_\ \ / \ / // . \\ \ / | | \ \ \\__ . __// / | | | | \ \ / / | | | | JRO ================================================== ================================================== _____________________________________ / WHAT IT MEANS, is that you are a \ | woman. You can't help but be cranky | | and over-emotional! Two weeks of PMS | | is followed by the week that you're | | actually ON your period, followed by | | ANOTHER week of getting over it. It's | | just feminine nature that makes you a | | cranky old wench! | \____________ _______________________/ / / / / _____ \/ / \/_ //\__(\_\ ((._.__ |\ ~~ ~~| (~ . .) //_O \O_ \ (_( (. _) \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) \ ( O / (\\(. ~. _._) __/\ ~ /\__ (___.~_~____) / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ / | . | \/ /| |\ \ / | . | \ \| |/ / JRO ===================================================== ===================================================== _________________________________ / You're the DOLT OF THE CENTURY, \ | Harold! Two weeks, and one week, | | followed by another week is | | THE ENTIRE MONTH! | \___________ ____________________/ / / / / \/ _____ _._.)) _\/ ' \ (~.'.___)_ / \ . \ ( _/ \ ) |\\ | (//( O _)O ):) (\ . ;/) ///\ (_/\ /\_) /\\\ \_.___/ \~ / (__\ O /__) \ ~/__/_____\___ \ \ / \\ " // \ / // \ \ \/ /_\\_//_\ \/ // | \ // . \\ // | | | \/\\__ . __//\// | | | \_______/ \ <| | | / \ \ | | | / \ \/|_________| | / \ \| |__| /_____________\ | __| |__ | \ _____ | / \ | _____ | | |/// ___________ | | | | | | | | ( ) | | | | \ | | / | | | | | | | | | | \__| |__/ |____|____| /\\/\/\\/\ __/: | | :\__ JRO \__\ \__\ (______| |______) ===================================================== ===================================================== _____ / \/_ //\__(\_\ ((._.__ |\ ~~ ~~| (~ . .) //_O \O_ \ (_( (. _) \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) \ \_/ / (\\(. ~. _._) __/\ /\__ (___.~_~____) / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ / | . | \/ /| |\ \ / | . | \ \| |/ / JRO finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis [Sail boat] )__ (__ ____) _ )_ (____) __ )__ |>>> ______) /| ___ _____) / |\ ___( )__ / | \ (_ __) / | \ (_ ___) / | \ (___) / | \ /______|_____\ ___|__ _______/ooo__\\______/~ \ |] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~ /// ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ___ \_/ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ (())) ///\\ \ \ ~~~~~~~~ )))(((( (///\\)/ / ~~~~ ~~ ((()))) _\___// / ~~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~ /)))((((\/ _ _ / ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ / |\\_//| \~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ jro~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ "Just a thought, Donald -- it might have been better to tell your wife you were leaving her for me, AFTER we sailed back from Tahiti!" [The Bathysphere] ~~~~~ () ~~~~~ ()~~~~~~~ "My theory was correct! () ~~~~~~~~ /\ The giant Krono-Meglo- () ~~~~~~ /\__/\ / ~-. Brutasaurus is NOT () _.' __ '. / \ extinct! Just look at () .'(x)(x) \____ / / those great, crushing () /_________ \ / / ~~~~~~ jaws, Dodson! Imagine () \/\/\/\/_\ \/ / / those rending teeth _()_ _/_______/ ~~~~~~~~~~ / in action!..." \ ./____\. \_________ / / \ __ ~~~~ \ ( / ~~~ ~~~~~~~~ / / \ \ \ \ \' | \__/ | ~~~~~~~ \ \\______ ~~~~~~~ / / '\ / \ / \___ \ __/ ~~~~ \ \ \ \ / /_____ \ __\ /\ / / \/ ~~~~~~~ "Doctor, shut the / \ (__/ ~~~~~__ ~~~~~ fuck up." ./ /\ \ / ~~~~~~~~ / / ~~~~~~~~~~ \/ ( \ \ \____ ~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~ \ \ \ / \ jro\ \ \/ [Marge] \ \ | | / / \ _____ _____ _ _ _____ | __ \|_ _| \ | |/ ____| / | |__) | | | | \| | | __ | _ / | | | . ` | | |_ | / | | \ \ _| |_| |\ | |__| | |_| \_\_____|_| \_|\_____| / \ _____ _____ _ _ _____ \ | __ \|_ _| \ | |/ ____| / \ | |__) | | | | \| | | __ | _ / | | | . ` | | |_ | / \ | | \ \ _| |_| |\ | |__| | / |_| \_\_____|_| \_|\_____| \ _____ _____ _ _ _____ / / | __ \|_ _| \ | |/ ____| / \ | |__) | | | | \| | | __ | _ / | | | . ` | | |_ | \ | | \ \ _| |_| |\ | |__| | \ / |_| \_\_____|_| \_|\_____| \ / / | | \ \ ======================================================= ======================================================= "You'd THINK I could SIT _._.)) DOWN for just a minute..." (~.'.___)_ / ( _/_ _\ ) (//( O _)O ):) (_/\ /\_) (__\ O /__) / \\ " // \ / /_\\_//_\ \ ____________ / // . \\ \ ||(_______)|\\ \ \\__ . __// / || * * | | \ \_______/./ || | | / / \ \ || * * | | /// \\\ _|| |_| / / \ / / * * / / )___________\\/__/________/__/| | | | | | |_________| | | _______ |_ ( |_ | __| |_________| | |___ \ \( | | | | | | \ | / |_|_________|_|_|jro \_| | /\|__\ /__/\// /__/' ======================================================= ======================================================= "WELL, WHATDAYA WANT!!" | \ | \ | ((._.__ | (~ . .) __| (_( (. _)_ ) | (_((. -~ .(_)_ | | (\\(. ~. _)\\)\ ) .| (___.~_~____)\ \ \__| / \\___// \/ / :| / /)/ \(\ /'. .'| / / | | \/ '..' | \ \ \_______/ | \ \/ \ | \/ \ | / \ | /_____________\ | | / \ | | | | | | | |_ ( ) _| | | | | / | ______ | | | | ___________|jro \__| |__| | (__) (__) | /__\ /__\ | ======================================================= ======================================================= "...Oh sure!... RIGHT!... And I can believe as much this as I like, huh?..." | \ | \ | ((._.__ | (~ . .) __| (_( (. _)_ ) | ///\ (_((. -~ .(_)_ | | \ ~/ (\\(. ~. _)\\)\ ) .| \ \ (___.~_~____)\ \ \__| \ \/ \\___// \/ / :| \ /)/ \(\ /'. .'| \/ | | \/ '..' | \_______/ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /_____________\ | | / \ | | | | | | | | _( ) _| | \ | | / | _______ | | | | ___________|jro \__| |__| | (__) (__) | /__\ /__\ | ======================================================= ======================================================= "...You mean you're for real? This can't be!... Oh please mister, I can hardly believe it's true!... OHMYGOSH, OHMY!!"| \ | \ | ((._.__ | (~ . .) __| (_( (. _)_ ) | (_((. -~ .(_)_ | | (\\(. ~. _)\\)\ ) .| (___.~_~____)\ \ \__| / \\___// \/ / :| | |/ \(\ /'. .'| | | | \/ '..' | \_\_______/ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /_____________\ | | / \ | | | | | | | | _( ) _| | | | | / | ______ '| | | | ___________|jro \__| |__| | (__) (__) | /__\ /__\ | ======================================================= ======================================================= "Yes sir!... And I DO thank you for calling... God bless you, young man!..Bless you!" | \ | \ | ((._.__ | (~ . .) __| (_( (. _)_ ) | (_((. -~ .(_)_ | | (\\(. ~. _)\\)\ ) .| (___.~_~____)\ \ \__| / \\___// \/ / :| / /)/ \(\ /'. .'| / / | | \/ '..' | \ \ \_______/ | \ \/ \ | \/ \ | / \ | /_____________\ | | / \ | | | | | | | | _( ) _| | | | | / | ______ '| | | | ___________|jro \__| |__| | (__) (__) | /__\ /__\ | ======================================================= ======================================================= "Harold! Harold! A miracle has happened! Harold!... HAROLD!" / / ///_ ((._._( \ (/ (~.',__.\\ _____ \ \ (_/~ ~\ \( | (_) | \ \ (( X(_ X ):\ | | | | \ \(/\ /\_\ | (_) | \ \(_\ O /_.\(( |__:__| \ \\\ " // \ :.' \ _\\_//_\ \ / . \\ \ \__ . __/ \ \ \_______/ \.\ | \ ) \ / ( /// ) '\ \ \________\_( | || | ________ | _|| _| _______________jro ( |\ ( | / \ \ | | \__( |__/\ /\// /\// /__/ /__/ ======================================================= ======================================================= "Get up off that couch, you old fool! Pack your suitcases! I've just won the TEN MILLION DOLLAR PUBLISHERS' CLEARINGHOUSE SWEEPSTAKES!!!" \ \ ((._.__ (~ . .) (_( (. _) ///\ (_((. -~ ._) /\\\ \ ~/ (\\(. ~. _._) \~ / \ \ (___.~_~____) / / __________________________\ \/ \\___// \/ / / \ /)/ \(\ / ___/ _\/__ _______ \/ | | \/ | || / \_ / \_.----.. \_______/ | || /' /\__/ )\_/ __\ \ \ / \ | || \ \\|/ \_\ \ \ | / \ | || \ \ _) O.)_ >. . .\___\|._ / \ | |/___\_/|\___/_/_________/ \__/_____________\ | |________________________\\\(____ | / \ | ___ | | | | | | | | | _( ) _| |__|________________________________ \ | | / ___ | | | | \__| |__| (__) (__) jro /__\ /__\ ======================================================= ======================================================= "Why... why... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Marge, we're RICH! Shall we go to Las Vegas, or Hawaii?" / _____ / \/_ //\__(\_\ ((._.__ |\ ~~ ~~| (~ . .) //_O \O_ \ (_( (. _) \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) \ ( O / (\\(. ~. _._) __/\ ~ /\__ (___.~_~____) / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ / | . | \/ /| |\ \ / | . | \ \| |/ / jro ======================================================= ======================================================= "I could care LESS where YOU go, Harold. I won the SWEEPSTAKES. You're just packing and getting OUT!" / / _____ _._.)) _\/ ' \ (~.'.___)_ / \ . \ ( _/_ _\ ) |\\ | (//( O _)O ):) (\ . ;/) (_/\ /\_) \_.___/ (__\ O /__) __/_____\__ / \\ " // \ / \ / /_\\_//_\ \ / \ / // . \\ \ / | | \ \ \\__ . __// / | | | | \ \ / / | | | | jro thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall Jonathon R. Oglesbee oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net [TheInquest] ___________________________________________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Dr. Wiess, I see by the autopsy report ___ that you performed the autopsy on the /_ _\ deceased. Is that correct?" ( - - ) __\ _ /__ \ / \_/ \ \ __ __/___________\__ //\\ | JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\) | R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_ | || (.~O=O / \ | || _\_-/ / / \ \ | || / \|/\ \_\ |/ | ||_/_|____|\__ (/_____| | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] ___________________________________________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ___ /_ _\ ( - - ) __\ _ /__ "Yes sir, that is correct." / \_/ \ / __ __/___________\__ / //\\ | JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\) | R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_ | || (.~O=O / \ | || _\_o/ / / \ \ | || / \|/\ \_\ |/ | ||_/_|____|\__ (/_____| | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} _________________________________________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ___ /_ _\ "I see. And the deceased was dead ( - - ) when you performed the autopsy?" __\ _ /__ \ / \_/ \ \ __ __/___________\__ //\\ | JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\) | R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_ | || (.~O=O / \ | || _\_-/ / / \ \ | || / \|/\ \_\ |/ | ||_/_|____|\__ (/_____| | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ___________________________________________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ___ /_ _\ ( - - ) "Well... yes. Of course he was __\ _ /__ dead when I did the autopsy." / \_/ \ / __ __/___________\__ / //\\ | JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\) | R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_ | || (.~O=O / \ | || _\_o/ / / \ \ | || / \|/\ \_| /_/ | ||_/_|____|\__ |_____\) | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) ############################################### ############################################### _________________________________________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ___ /_ _\ "I see. And how could you be sure ( - - ) the deceased was actually dead?" __\ _ /__ \ / \_/ \ \ __ __/___________\__ //\\ | JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\) | R.T. Baldy || (___ \ _\__/_ | || O=O~.) / \ | || \-_/_ / / \ \ | || / \|/ \ \_\ |/ | ||_/|____\_\__ (/_____| | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 _________________________________________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ___ /_ _\ "Well, for one thing, his ( - - ) brain was sitting in a __\ _ /__ jar on my desk." / \_/ \ / __ __/___________\__ / //\\ | JUDGE |\ ___ (//\\) | R.T. Baldy || //\_\ _\__/_ | || (~O=O~) / \ | || \_o_/ / / \ \ | || / \|/ \ \_\ /_/ | ||_/_/___\_\__ (/____\) | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll _________________________________________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I see. Are you saying then, ___ that you are CERTAIN that /_ _\ this man IS actually dead?" ( - - ) __\ _ /__ \ / \_/ \ \ __ __/___________\__ //\\ | JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\) | R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_ | || (.~O=O / \ | || _\_-/ / / \ \ | || / \|/\ \_| /_/ | ||_/_|____|\__ |_____\) | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO _________________________________________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ___ /_ _\ ( - - ) __\ _ /__ / \_/ \ __ __/___________\__ //\\ | JUDGE |\ ___ (//\\) | R.T. Baldy || //\_\ _\__/_ | || (~O=O~) / \ | || \_-_/ / / \ \ | || / \|/ \ \_\ /_/ | ||_/_/___\_\__ (/____\) | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ __________________________________________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .' . ' ___. "No... I guess it's possible that ' /_ _\ ' the son-of-a-bitch could still be ' ( O O ) . alive, and is practicing law __\ _ /__ somewhere." / \_/ \ / __ __/___________\__ / //\\ | JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\) | R.T. Baldy || / ___) _\__/_ | || (.~O=O / \ | || _\_o/ / / \ \ | || / \|/\ \_| /_/ | ||_/_|____|\__ |_____\) | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) theendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheend theendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheend [TheWhitness] "Good morning, Mrs. Milo. I'm ___ Councilor Dumass, and I'd like /_ _\ to ask you a few questions." ( - - ) __\ _ /__ \ / \_/ \ \ __ __/___________\__ //\\ | JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\) | || ((())) _\__/_ | || (~O-O / \ | || _\_-/_ / / \ \ | || / \__/ \ \_\ |/ | ||_/_(____)_\_ (/_____| | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 ___ /_ _\ "Please go right ahead, ( - - ) young man." __\ _ /__ / / \_/ \ / __ __/___________\__ //\\ | JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\) | || ((())) _\__/_ | || (~O-O / \ | || _\_o/_ / / \ \ | || / \__/ \ \_\ |/ | ||_/_(____)_\_ (/_____| | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # ___ "First off, could you tell the /_ _\ Court if the Defendant, Jo-Jo, ( - - ) is in fact your son?" __\ _ /__ / / \_/ \ __ __/___________\__ //\\ | JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\) | || ((())) _\__/_ | || (~O-O / \ | || _\_-/_ / / \ \ | || / \__/ \ \_| /_/ | ||_/_(____)_\_ |_____\) | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 ___ /_ _\ ( - - ) "Yes. Jo-Jo is my son." __\ _ /__ / / \_/ \ / __ __/___________\__ //\\ | JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\) | || ((())) _\__/_ | || O-O~) / \ | || _\o_/_ / / \ \ | || / \__/ \ \_| /_/ | ||_/_(____)_\_ |_____\) | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % ___ /_ _\ "And could you tell us ( - - ) how old he is?" __\ _ /__ \ / \_/ \ \ __ __/___________\__ //\\ | JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\) | || ((())) _\__/_ | || (~O-O / \ | || _\_-/_ / / \ \ | || / \__/ \ \_\ |/ | ||_/_(____)_\_ (/_____| | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& ___ /_ _\ ( - - ) __\ _ /__ "He's thirty-one years old." / \_/ \ / __ __/___________\__ / //\\ | JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\) | || ((())) _\__/_ | || (~O-O / \ | || _\_o/_ / / \ \ | || / \__/ \ \_\ |/ | ||_/_(____)_\_ (/_____| | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = "Thankyou... Now, Mrs. Milo, I ___ understand that he still lives /_ _\ at home with you. Could you tell ( - - ) us how long he's resided with you?" __\ _ /__ / / \_/ \ __ / __/___________\__ //\\ | JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\) | || ((())) _\__/_ | || (~O-O / \ | || _\_-/_ / / \ \ | || / \__/ \ \_| /_/ | ||_/_(____)_\_ |_____\) | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ ? ! ___ ! /_ _\ ? ( O O ) "About forty-five years." __\ _ /__ / / \_/ \ / __ __/___________\__ //\\ | JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\) | || ((())) _\__/_ | || O-O~) / \ | || _\o_/_ / / \ \ | || / \__/ \ \_| /_/ | ||_/_(____)_\_ |_____\) | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend [ArkieProposal] @@ \/ _/\_ @@@@ ///\\ ()))) / \ _|_ ( oo ___ oo () ___|_[]_|_ _\-/_ (\ \O () //\_/\\ \\//\/\\ \|/ \| |/ \/(__)\\ . . |___| /\/\/\\) | | /\/\/\/\ ' | | | ~~||||~~ \|/ |_|_| . |||| \/ ooO Ooo (_)(_) ' jro "You hush that kinna talk right now, Billy Joe Deets! You knows I cain't marry up with you. This here IS the State of Arkansas, an' we're not even cousins!" [nuke] __|__ ________(=)________ oo oo oo oo Now, It's ' ______ Miller time. __,-~~/~ " `---. " _/_~~~( '" \ ~`~ )\__ ' __/ * < '|** / ) \___ ------===(((((====------------------===))))===----- \/ ~~~"""~~~"""''() ...')~/ ((( ' (_ ( \ ( > ' . \) ))) " " \_(__ < *' " . ~~ >_>' ~ `-|' *:>|--"---~/ ' ((( * ||~`".| * ))) |'|.|.| ' (( | ".|.| ))* ' *|| :|*|`. __________________((((( |jro|~| )))))_________________ [plutonium] /\ / \ | | |U | |S | |A | /^\ /^\ |||==||| o__o ||| +||| |/\| |+| |+| |\/| | |+ | | |/\| | |==| | |\/| |_|__|_| |/\| (/ /\\/. \\) |\/| (/()///\)\;)\) |/\| _((/'/ //(='\)(\\))_ |\/| (( ( (/( /) \) ' \) ))|/\| ___(( (( ..( '+))() . )) ))__| ___/_______________________________\______ jro ////\ (((( /( o o O-O-) \ o/ \- / /\|/\ () /\|/\ // ' \\ || // . \\ ======================== "It's a beautiful launch, Dr Benzine. Now, you were saying that these so-called "protesters" to the Saturn Probe are really a bunch of idiots, because if they wanted to bitch about something, they should be complaining about the rocket exhaust, instead of a little harmless plutonium aboard the space probe...." [rocknroll] "!!!ROCK IT, MAN!!! "!!!GO, MAN, GO!!!" _____ \ /\| | | | \ / /|_|_|_| \ \ | ( ( ) ) ( ) ) \_______/ ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) /______/ ( ( )) ) ( ) ( ( ) / / ( (__.-.___.-.__) ) / / /---._.---._.---\ / / \|| '/ ' ||/ / / ||| (_ ||| / / || ///\\\ ||\______/ / ___/ ||||\__/|||||/ / / \ |||||||| / / / \ |||||| / _____/ jro rocknrollrocknrollrocknrollrocknrollrocknrollrocknroll rocknrollrocknrollrocknrollrocknrollrocknrollrocknroll "!!! RIGHT ON MAN !!! KEEP PLAYIN' IT, MAN !!! " HEAVV-EE!!! KEEP IT HEAVY, MAN!!! KEEP IT HEAVY!!! " \ _____ \ | | | |/\ \ |_|_|_|\ \ \ | / \_______/ ( ( ) ) ( ) ) \______\ ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) \ \ ( ( )) ) ( ) ( ( ) \ \ ( (__.-.___.-.__) ) \ \ /---._.---._.--- \ \ \ \|| ' \' ||/ \ \ ||| _) ||| \ \ ||||///\\\|||| \ \_____/ ||||\__/||||\___ \ \ |||||||||| / \ \ \ |||||| / \ \_____ jro rollnrockrollnrockrollnrockrollnrockrollnrockrollnrock rollnrockrollnrockrollnrockrollnrockrollnrockrollnrock "!!!THAT'S IT, MAN!!! KEEP THROWING THAT HEAVY SHIT AT ME!!! THAT HEAVY SHIT!!!" _____ \ /\| | | | \ / /|_|_|_| \ \ | ( ( ) ) ( ) ) \_______/ ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) /______/ ( ( )) ) ( ) ( ( ) / / ( (__.-.___.-.__) ) / / / ---._.---._.---\ / / \|| '/ ' ||/ / / ||| (_ ||| / / || ///\\\ ||\______/ / ___/ ||||\__/|||||/ / / \ |||||||| / / / \ |||||| / _____/ jro JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO \ / \ \/ \ | __ \ / \ \ | / / \ \/ \ \ | / / \ \ / \______ / / | \/\/ \ \ ) ) (/) ) | _?_ \ / \(o) \ ( )/ ) ) ) \ | \/ \ () \ (/ /) ( ( ) \ \ / \ \\ \__/.-.__) ) \ (o) \/ \ \\ \/-._.--- / \ (o) \ / \ \\ \ =========== \ \/ // \\ \ ||| \ \ // // \||||\_____ \ \/ (_) /||||/ \ \ /||\ / \ \ \ /|| \ \ \ / \ \ \ \ / / ! \ \__________/ / ! \ ! / ! * / \ _____ / \\ /\ // || || //\\ /\ // // \\ / \\//\\// ||===|| //==\\ //\\// || ___ \/ \/ * || || // \\ // \/ \\___// \ / | / ! ! * / \ jro | / * | / | ! \ THATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALL THATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALL [seamonster] jro ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~~~~ /\/\__ ~~~_~ _ ~~~~_~ ~~~ ~~ ()()_ \~~~ / \ ~~/ \~ / \~~~ /\~ /oo/ \ \__/ _ \__/ _ \__/ _ \__/ / ~~ \_/~~ \_____/ \____/ \____/ \____/ ~~ _~~~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~ ____| |______/>~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ (_____________}X ~~~~ ~ ~~~ ~~ \> ~ ~~ ~~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~ ~~ ...and the next time one of you jokers in sonar reports a "sea monster", I'm not going to go so easy on you! Do I make myself clear? [seeing-eye] ______ /__(___) // || "Those seeing-eye dogs || are amazing. That is || certainly a beautiful || animal, too." || \ || _____ _____ || /\____\ (__/\_\ || (~()=()~) ( O' O' ) || \ (_) / \ () / || __\ - /__ __\_o_/__ || / \/_\/ \ / \/|\/ \ || | | | | | | \|/ | | __||__| | | |___ //\\\ _| | . | | ___jro || |_|_____|_| //o o\\ |_| . |_|\ || (_| |_).../=(O)=\ (_|_/\__|_) \ || | | | ///U\\\ | | | \ || | | | \\\\/// | | | \ || | | | /// \\\ | | | \ / \ |__|__| \\\ /// |__|__| \ /____\ (__|__) (_) (_) /__|__\ \ ______________________________________________/\ _______________________________________________/ =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+ ______ /__(___) // || || || || Thankyou, mister." || / || _____ _____ || /\____\ (__/\_\ || (~()=()~) ( O' O' ) || \ (_) / \ () / || __\ o /__ __\_-_/__ || / \/_\/ \ / \/|\/ \ || | | | | | | \|/ | | __||__| | | | __ //\\\ _| | . | | ___jro || |_|_____|_| //o o\\ |_| . |_|\ || (_| |_).../=(O)=\ (_|_/\__|_) \ || | | | ///U\\\ | | | \ || | | | \\\\/// | | | \ || | | | /// \\\ | | | \ / \ |__|__| \\\ /// |__|__| \ /____\ (__|__) (_) (_) /__|__\ \ ______________________________________________/\ _______________________________________________/ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ______ /__(___) // || || || || || || _____ _____ || /\____\ (__/\_\ || (~()=()~) ( 'O 'O ) || \ (_) / \ () / || __\ - /__ __\_-_/__ || / \/_\/ \ / \/|\/ \ || | | | | | | \|/ | | __||__| | | | __ //\\\ _| | . | | ___jro || |_|_____|_| //o o\\ |_| . |_|\ || (_| |_).../=(O)=\ (_|_/\__|_) \ || | | | /////U\\\ | | | \ || | | |. ///\\\\/// | | | \ || | | | (_/./// \\\ | | | \ / \ |__|__|/.' \\\ /// |__|__| \ /____\ (__|__)\w' (_) (_) /__|__\ \ __________________h___________________________/\ ____________________i__________________________/ z whizsplashdripwhizsplashdripwhizsplashdripwhizsplash dripwhizsplashdripwhizsplashdripwhizsplashdripwhiz ______ /__(___) // || "Say buddy, I hate to tell || you this, but your dog just || relieved himself all over || your leg." || \ || _____ _____ || /\____\ (__/\_\ || (~()=()~) ( O' O' ) || \ (_) / \ () / || __\ - /__ __\_o_/__ || / \/_\/ \ / \/|\/ \ || | | | | | | \|/ | | __||__| | | | __ //\\\ _| | . | | ___jro || |_|_____|_| //o o\\ |_| . |_|\ || (_| |_).../=(O)=\ (_|_/\__|_) \ || | | | ///U\\\ | | | \ || | | | \\\\/// | | | \ || | | | /// \\\ | | | \ / \ |__|__|__ \\\ /// |__|__| \ /____\ (__|__)~_) (_) (_) /__|__\ \ ______________(__)____________________________/\ _______________________________________________/ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ______ /__(___) // || || || || "I know. I felt it." || / || _____ _____ || /\____\ (__/\_\ || (~()=()~) ( O' O' ) || \ (_) / \ () / || __\ o /__ __\_-_/__ || / \/_\/ \ / \/|\/ \ || | | | | | | \|/ | | __||__| | | | __ //\\\ _| | . | | ___jro || |_|_____|_| //o o\\ |_| . |_|\ || (_| |_).../=(O)=\ (_|_/\__|_) \ || | | | ///U\\\ | | | \ || | | | \\\\/// | | | \ || | | | /// \\\ | | | \ / \ |__|__|__ \\\ /// |__|__| \ /____\ (__|__)~_) (_) (_) /__|__\ \ ______________(__)____________________________/\ _______________________________________________/ JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO ______ /__(___) // || || || "You wouldn't happen to have a || dog biscut on you, I suppose?" || / || _____ _____ || /\____\ (__/\_\ || (~()=()~) ( O' O' ) || \ (_) / \ () / || __\ o /__ __\_-_/__ || / \/_\/ \ / \/|\/ \ || | | | | | | \|/ | | __||__| | | | __ //\\\ _| | . | | ___ || |_|_____|_| //o o\\ |_| . |_|\ || (_| |_).../=(O)=\ (_|_/\__|_) \ || | | | ///U\\\ | | | \ || | | | \\\\/// | | | \ || | | | /// \\\ | | | \ / \ |__|__|__ \\\ /// |__|__| \ /____\ (__|__)~_) (_) (_) /__|__\ \ ______________(__)____________________________/\ _______________________________________________/ ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ______ /__(___) // || || "What?... Surely you don't || intend to REWARD him after || doing something like THAT!" || \ ! || _____ ? _____ ? || /\____\ (__/\_\ || (~()=()~) ( O' O' ) ! || \ (_) / ! \ () / || __\ - /__ __\_O_/__ || / \/_\/ \ / \/|\/ \ || | | | | | | \|/ | | __||__| | | | __ //\\\ _| | . | | ___ || |_|_____|_| //o o\\ |_| . |_|\ || (_| |_).../=(O)=\ (_|_/\__|_) \ || | | | ///U\\\ | | | \ || | | | \\\\/// | | | \ || | | | /// \\\ | | | \ / \ |__|__|__ \\\ /// |__|__| \ /____\ (__|__)~_) (_) (_) /__|__\ \ ______________(__)____________________________/\ _______________________________________________/ ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ ______ /__(___) // || || "Reward him? Hell, I just want || to find the bastard's nose, so || I can kick him in the ass!" || / || _____ _____ || /\____\ (__/\_\ || (~()=()~) ( O' O' ) || \ (_) / \ () / || __\ O /__ __\_-_/__ || / \/_\/ \ / \/|\/ \ || | | | | | | \|/ | | __||__| | | | __ //\\\ _| | . | | ___ || |_|_____|_| //o o\\ |_| . |_|\ || (_| |_).../=(O)=\ (_|_/\__|_) \ || | | | ///U\\\ | | | \ || | | | \\\\/// | | | \ || | | | /// \\\ | | | \ / \ |__|__|__ \\\ /// |__|__| \ /____\ (__|__)~_) (_) (_) /__|__\ \ ______________(__)____________________________/\ _______________________________________________/ thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall [The Diagnosis] ______________________________________ _____ |\ | A | | \ |bcdef| | |ghi,..., .--. Dr. JRO | |___~OvO~ __ (////) ______ | ( _ )|~~| \__/ | | | \_/ |_.| / \ | | | //|\\ \\//| |\\ |o | | __ //\_/\\ __\/ |__|// | | | |==""// \\""====||||| | | | |____||_||______|||||_______|____|___| || (_) (_) |||||| \___\ \ [] [(_)(_) There's no denying the facts, Mr. Geekowski. You can read the laboratory report, yourself. You have the worst case of cybersyphilis that I have ever seen. I will have to have a list of all the websites you have had contact with. [The Eulogy] ... /o o\ ( - ) \ O / _\_/_ _/__|__\_ | | | ___ | | | | | ________|__|_|__|________ |"""""""""""""""""""""""| | === === === | @@@ |_______________________| @@@@@ @@@@@ | | @@RIP@@ @@@ | RIP | @@@@@ /|\ |_______________| / | \ |||| @@ ;;;; //\\ ( ) @@@@ [ ] ///\\\ _\__/_ @@@@ _\__/_////\\\\ __/______\/@@@@\/______\/____\___ | @@@@ jro| | | "And so, dear bereaved friends and relatives, Let us remember the departed, as she was in life. She was a fine, a wonderful person, so filled With joy and life, even if she was so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink." [carwreck] [O] [O] [O] ____ /` ___ || ___/O|__\_/_ /___\ || /_____\__/___/|x===o| || ______(o)_______(o)||___||________||________ JRO ________ ~.>\` ' ________ . ' \__[]__/ ' ^^ . . \[]____/ ' //\__/\\ ' ((()) /_/o\\\ '. ( o__o ) aa(((( <_ )/ \ __ / . ' \-(((( . \__/ . . __\__/___ / /\\( / \ /| \||/ |\ ( ( // . ||PD|| ' . / | \/ @| \ \ // || || / |_ __ |\ \ /[__] ' || || . . \____|//_| |/ / /_____\ ||__|| | |\/ | | | . | / \| |_______|/ | | | |_\\\| . | | . ' |_|_| | | .' | | | <-<--/ | | | | | ' ' . ' | | ' ' . |__|__| |___| (__) (__) . ' (____) . "I agree, Gilhouey, but I don't know how to write her up,... She says she's "Certain the light was green, becuase she knows it was when she came through here, yesterday"....... [dleainwithIRS] jro _______________________________ \/ //\\\\ . ())) /( O O )))))) . \' _) )))))) . __\ o/__ ))\ _\__/_ / || ~|| \ \ / / \ / /||__||\ \/ / / \ / //'' ''\\ / | | | | \ \||_| |_| \/ | | | | \ | | |_|____|_| . . \/ | . / | _ _| \ | . | \\| | |// | | | . | | | . . | | | | | | |___|__| _|__|_| /___)___) (___\__\ . "Let me see kin I explain it, so even you fellers from the Eye-Are-Ess will unnerstand it. You keep askin' to talk to my boss, an' I keep tellin' you I ain't got no boss. Why? I'll tell you why... Because the son of a bitch ain't been born --- that's why!" [excuses] ___ /___\ ___ ___/_____\___ /\ _\___ ///o_\o\\ ((\\ \ ___ \ //\\/ )o)\\ / __..--~~~--..__ . ~~~---...___ ___/\ _ /\__ ___...--~~ \_((\\_/\ . . . ____ . . /# #\/\ /\/ #\ . ___.. _)((\ \__..---~~~ . . __..-/# # # #o # # #\--~~~ /\\))(\__/ . . __..---~~~ /# /|# # # # |\# \ . / /())))))) . \ #\| # #o# #|/ #/ / //())))))) . \# \# # # # /# / \ \_())))))\ \|/ \|/ \_#\# #o# /_#/ \ \)____( / . _v_/ \____/__\_______. \ /____\/ . _____.-~(__\\\/____(((______()() (/ \ / _/[()'-------'| / \ \____.-~ | /\ | / \ \|/ . | || | /____________\ | || | | /\ | \|/ | || | | / \ | . . | || | \|/ ( \ / ) |___||___| |_( )_| |* || *| . | | | | . . _| || |_ _| / \ |_ JRO /__/)_||_(\__\ <_/\\ //\_> \|/ "You think I MEANT to be late fer supper? Rustlers tried to steal the herd on the back forty, the crick has flooded in the south pasture, the Kiowas staged another uprisin', a brushfire has burnt out the north flat, a twister done blowed away the barn, and on top of all that -- my dang HORSE demanded to stop at the saloon fer a bottle of red-eye." [sink] _____________________ /\ / Honey, I don't think\ / \ \ THIS was mentioned | \ \ \ in our itinerary! / \ o\\ \_ _______________/ \ o\\AF\ // \ o\-\_ \ o\\=\_ \ o\ \ \ \= \\AF\ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ jro~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~ [Walking Dog] \\\\ ( oo \-/ // \ \\_| ___ ________ //\\ __ \___(/ oo ____ // // ( __ ___O (_)(_) // \\ U (;; (;; 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 ((( OVO~) \-/ (((( /|\\ __ oo \\ __ )) _ |_// ______ o_ \\\__// //\\ ////\\\\ // \\ // \\ (_) (_) (() (() * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "Hey, Geekly. What you up to?" / \\\\ ((( ( oo OVO~) \o/ /) __ \-/ // \// ___ oo\\ )) /|\\ __ \\_/\/__ \____(/ oo _ o_ \\\__//__ |_//__ ||| ( ___ ___O ////\\\\ ||| ||| || || || || ||| (_)_) (;; (;; (() (() (_(_) % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % "Same as you, Tommy. Out walking the dog." / \\\\ ((( / ( oo OVO~) \-/ \o/ __ // \ /|\\ ___ oo\\ )) __ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo o_ \\\__// ____ ||| ||| ( ___ ____O ////\\\\ ||| ||| || || U || || (_)_) (_(_) (;; (;; (() (() + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + "That mutt of yours certainly isn't much to look at, is it?" / \\\\ ((( / ( oo (~OVO \-/ \o/ __ // \ /|\\ (( //oo ___ __ \\_| ____ |_//_ \\__/// _o _ oo /)____/ ___ ||| ||| ////\\\\ O__ ____ _) ||| ||| || || || || (_)_) (_(_) ()) ()) ;;) ;;) X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X "OH YEAH?" "YEAH!" / / \\\\ ((( / ( oo OVO~) \O/ \O/ __ // \ /|\\ ___ oo\\ )) __ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo o_ \\\__// ____ ||| ||| ( ___ ____O ////\\\\ ||| ||| || || U || || (_)_) (_(_) (;; (;; (() (() & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & "Well, MY dog is TEN TIMES the dog you have!" / / \\\\ ((( ( oo OVO~) \O/ \-/ __ // \ /|\\ (( //oo ___ __ \\_| ____ |_//_ \\__/// _o _ oo /)____/ ___ ||| ||| ////\\\\ O__ ____ _) ||| ||| || || || || (_)_) (_(_) ()) ()) ;;) ;;) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "Oh, I'm sooo sure! Well, MY DOG knows hundreds of tricks, is a purebred, and has won dozens of trophies at dog shows!" / \\\\ ((( / ( oo OVO~) \O/ \O/ __ // \ /|\\ ___ oo\\ )) __ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo o_ \\\__// ____ ||| ||| ( ___ ____O ////\\\\ ||| ||| || || || || (_)_) (_(_) (;; (;; (() (() % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % "Well, MY DOG can lick any dog on the block!" / / \\\\ ((( ( oo OVO~) \O/ \-/ __ // \ /|\\ (( //oo ___ __ \\_| ____ |_//_ \\__/// _o\_____(/ oo ___ ||| ||| ////\\\\ ( _____ ___O ||| ||| || || || || (_)_) (_(_) ()) ()) (;; (;; ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( "Yeah, I can see THAT'S true enough!... You're lucky my dog doesn't eat yours for dinner!" / \\\\ ((( / ( oo (~OVO \-/ \O/ __ // \ /|\\ ___ (( //oo __ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo \\__/// _o ____ ||| ||| ( ___ ____O////\\\\ ||| ||| || || U || || (_)_) (_(_) (;; (;; (() (() > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < "My dog has chased away more burglars than the police!" / / \\\\ ((( ( oo OVO~) \O/ \-/ __ // \ /|\\ (( //oo ___ __ \\_| ____ |_//_ \\__/// _o oo /)_____/ ___ ||| ||| ////\\\\ O___ ____ ) ||| ||| || || || || (_)_) (_(_) ()) ()) ;;) ;;) 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 "HAH! Your dog couldn't even catch distemper! My dog has rescued more babies from the street than they have at a DAYCARE!" / \\\\ ((( / ( oo OVO~) \-/ \O/ __ // \ /|\\ ___ oo\\ )) __ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo o_ \\\__// ____ ||| ||| ( ___ ____O ////\\\\ ||| ||| || || || || (_)_) (_(_) (;; (;; (() (() j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o "OH YEAH?" "YEAH!" / / / / \\\\ ((( ( oo OVO~) \O/ \O/ __ // \ /|\\ ___ (( //oo __ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo \\__/// _o ____ ||| ||| ( ___ ____O////\\\\ ||| ||| || || || || (_)_) (_(_) (;; (;; (() (() O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J "Well, MY DOG can fuck your dog!" / / \\\\ ((( ( oo OVO~) __ \O/ \-/ _(/ oo )))) // \ /|\\ / ___O//@@\ __ \\_| ____ |_//___ \/ \\ __/// _0 ________ ||| ||| ( /=(;;//\\\U ||| ||| \\ || || (_)_) (_(_) (;; ()) ()) ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! . . \\\\ ' ((( . ' ( oo . (~OVO __ \-/ \-/ . _(/ oo )))) // \ /|\\ / ___O//@@\ __ \\_| ____ |_//___ \/ \\___/// _0 ________ ||| ||| ( /=(;;//\\\U ||| ||| \\ || || (_)_) (_(_) (;; ()) ()) # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # "You stupid cur! Leaving me without even the chance of a comeback!" / / ((( OVO~) \o/ (((( /|\\ __ oo \\ __ )) _ |_// ______ o_ \\\__// //\\ ////\\\\ \\ \\ // \\ (_)(_) (() (() finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis [BB Gun] "Here you go, Billy. One 'Red Ryder BB-gun' for your birthday, as ordered." \ ____ (___ \ OO )/ _\o /_ /==\/==\ "YIPPEE!!" /_/====\_\ / /|====/ / ))) ||/ / |___/ / (\( oo /) |(_/ | .(_/ _____\\\O/// ___||____| | |____jro_____ \ : / || | | | |_| [_) | | | ||| \ \ |_|__| (_)_) \_) (_(___\ # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # "John, do you really think he's old enough for a thing like that?" \ ____ \ / ___) ((()) \( OO )) oo( _\ -/ ((\o/) /==\/=\ ))\_/\ /_/====|\ //_)_) \ \====|/ \\ / \ \___| (/ \ \/ . | _____ /____\ __ | | | ___jro____ | || | | | | || | | | |_|| |__|_| (_)_) /___)_) & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & "I had one when I was his age, Susan. Of course the boy is old enough! Trust me... What could he possibly do, with something as simple as a BB-gun?" ____ / (___ \ ((()) O ) / ))o o(( _\_\/_ _ ((\-/)) /======\ / ) //\_/\\ /_/====\_\/ / //(_ _)\\ \ |====|\ / \\\ /// \|____| \/ \/ \/ |_ _| ____ /_____\ __ | | | ____jro____ | | | | | | | | | | | | |_|_| |_|__| (_)(_) /_/___) jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro _ __ __ | | __||_______________ __||_____________________| | / \_______ / \ | /_____________________\ \ /___________________________\| | ___ __ ___ |________\ | ________ __ _ ___ ||_ __||_|*| | | |_|*| ||_____| |__||* | * | | | |*| |* *| | |____ ||*|_| | o| |_|_| ||_*__*| | ||_*_|*___| | o| |_| |*__| | | |_@@@___|__|___@@@__|| | | |___________|__|____________| | |_@@@__|----|__@@@__||_____|_| |___@___@_|------|_@__@__@__|_| | |__| | | | \|/ \|/ |____| \|/\|/\|/ |__| | | |____| _________|__|_________|_____|_______________|____|__________________ __________________________________________________________jro_______ thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthat sallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall [Defenses] _____________________________________________________ | "...and then these || "I'm tellin' ya, Billy, | | Aliens came out!" || It was the worst bad | | / || dream of my life!" | | \/__ / || \ \/__ | | ))) / __) || ))) \ / __) | | ( oo ( oo || ( oo ( oo | | \-/ \ o/ (\ || \-/ \ o/ | | _ // \__ / \/ \//_____ || ___ // \ __ / \/\ ______ | | \\_| \\__/\/ || \\_| \\__| | | //\\ //\\ || //\\ //\\ | | (_)(_) (_)(_) || (_)(_) (_)(_) | | || | |________________________||___________________________| _____________________________________________________ | "I don't have them || "Aaaww, Really?... | | bad dreams." || How come?" | | / || \ | | \/__ || __\/ | | ))) / __) || ))) (__ \ | | ( oo ( oo || ( oo oo ) | | \o/ \ -/ || \-/ \o / | | _ // \__ / \/\ _____ || ___ // \ ____ /\/ \ _____ | | \\_| \\__| || \\_| |__// | | //\\ //\\ || ||| |||| | | (_)(_) (_)(_) || (_)_) (_)(_) | | || | |________________________||___________________________| | | | | | | | | | | | | ()| | | | | | | | | | | | | | _\/_ | |_|___ ((( (__ \ | | ()))) oo ) | | \_/ \-_/ | | (\/ \ / \ | | \/\_// \\__// | | //\\ //\\ \ | ______| (_)(_)(_)(_) \|_______jro "Well, a guy's gotta get his rest, you know. For me, it's easy..." ____________ | || || | || || | ||\ ||__________|| ..zzz.. | || \ || || ..zzz.. | || \ || || _____ ..zzz.. | || \ ||__________|| /\ _ _ | ||\ || /\_\ () | || \ || /"~~-.____.-~\\ _____/ () | \\ \|| / \\/_____ ||\| \\ || ___ // ./_____ \_ ____|| \ \\ || |\ //\ \________\ \_____\_;; \\ \ \\|| ___ | \ \\ \_______ \_ \______ \_ \\ \ | \ \\ \_;; \_;; \\ \ |\ \ ~ _\/ \\ \ \ \ ))) (__ \ \\ \ \ \______ ( oo __ oo ) ________________\\() \ | \o/ \- / ||| ||______ // \ __ /\/ \ ________________||| || \\_| |__// jro||\ ||| |||| \ (_)_) (_)(_) \ "This is my puppy, Toby. Nothin' scares him, and even a giant Raptro-Monstro-Saurus isn't as big! If any of them Aliens or Wampires or Octopox ever tries to get in here, he jus' EATS 'em." [Traveling] _______________________________ _______________________________| EER ICE POP| | ___________| | | __________________ Restrooms | || ------> | || Key Inside| || | || | || _________________________ . || / ___________ ______ ____\ | || / / | || \ | || / /____________|______||______\_|________. _________________|| ||jro | || | |) _________________|| || _________\ || | _______ \ (_|____/.' _ '.\\_____||_______|_/ _ \_) ___________________________ : (_) : : (_) : '. .' '. .' """"" """"" * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "I'll have it open for you in just __ a second, Sis... I don't know why ___ they lock these things, anyway." __ ___ __________ __________ \ || || _ || || ___ \ || Ladies || || Men || __ __ \ || || __ || || || || || || _ __ //// || || || %%% oo ) ()|| __ || ()|| __ %%oo \o/ /)~ || || || %%-/ _ / \/\// || _ || || __ //~\ //\_/\/ || || || (/___\ (/ //\\ || || || _ ||| __ // // || _ || || (_)_)_____(_)(_)_______||_____||________||jro____ jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro __ "I think they're afraid __ someone might clean them." _____ / __________ __________ _ __ / || || _ || || ___ / _ || Ladies || || Men || __ _ / || || __ || || / || || || || _ __ //// || || || %%% oo ) ()|| __ || ()|| __ %%oo \-/ /)~ || || || %%o/ _ / \/\// || _ || || __ //~\ \\_/\/ || || || (/___\ (||| || || || _ ||| __ ||| || _ || || (_)_)_______(_)_)______||_____||________||jro____ finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfin nisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis [Video Limits] "Okay, here it goes again." \ ________ \ ______________ /____________////________/| __________ |__ ))) oo ) %%%% __| __ jro / / oo ) \o/ oo%%%/ /| /_/ \-/ // \\ \-/%/_/ | | |__// \\ //|_|\\/~\\| | | | |_""/\\""""////""//\\| | | |_|_(_)(_)__////__(_)(_)_|/ __________ (_)(_) / /| /_________/ | | __ | | | [__] | | | _ .. | | |_________|/ 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 _________________________ /____________////________/| __________ |__ ))) oo ) %%%% __| __ jro / / oo ) \-/ oo%%%/ /| /_/ \-/ // \\ \-/%/_/ | | |__// \\ //|_|\\/~\\| | | | |_""/\\""""////""//\\| | | |_|_(_)(_)__////__(_)(_)_|/ __________ (_)(_) / /| . /_________/ |/ Da Da Da, Di | __ | |- -. Da-Da.. | [__] | |\ , | _ .. | | |_________|/ 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 " OL' YELLER WAS A DAWG, AH OL' YELLER DAWG!! " ______ / _______ \ _____ /_____ / ____////_ \ ____/| __________ |__ ))) -- ) %%%% __| __ jro / / oo ) \-/ oo%%%/ /| /_/ \O/ // \\ \O/%/_/ | | |__// \\ //|_|\\/~\\| | | | |_""/\\""""////""//\\| | | |_|_(_)(_)__////__(_)(_)_|/ __________ (_)(_) / /| /_________/ | | __ | | | [__] | | | _ .. | | |_________|/ F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____ ______________ | | || | | |~~~~~~||~~~~~~| | |______||______| | | || | () "Can't take it | | again, Tommy?" _____| | \ __________/ | \ __((())__ _____|___________|_))o o((_|__ //// | ((\o/)) | oo ) | /\~*~/\ | \-/ |//(_ _)\\| /\\ /// \ / \\\ |// /(/__/ \__\)\ (/\ | |_/_____\_| | \\\\ | | \ \\ \ | | (_)(_) | | / // / | | |_|_/_//_/__|_|jro \_)\_) # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____ ______________ | | || | | |~~~~~~||~~~~~~| | |______||______| | || | "Oh, I can stand watching Old Yeller fifty times a week..." | / | / __((())__ _____|___________|_))o o((_|__ \\\\ | ((\-/)) | ( oo | /\~*~/\ | \o/ |//(_ _)\\| //\ /// \ / \\\ \\| /(/__/ \__\)\ (/| | |_/_____\_| | ||| | | \ \\ \ | | (_)_) | | / // / | | |_|_/_//_/__|_|jro \_)\_) O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____ | | | " HERE YELLER!!! COME | | BACK YELLER!!! BEST | | DOG-GONE DAWG, IN ()| | THE WEST!!!" | |______||______| | /______________/ | __((())__ _____|___________|_))- -((_|__ \\\\ | ((\-/)) | ( -- | /\~*~/\ | \-/ |//(_ _)\\| //\ /// \ / \\\ \\| /(/__/ \__\)\ |\) | |_/_____\_| | ||| | | \ \\ \ | | (_)_) | | / // / | | |_|_/_//_/__|_|jro \_)\_) T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____ ______________ | | || | | |~~~~~~||~~~~~~| | |______||______| | || | "It's their singing that theme song that drives me crazy!" | / | / __((())__ _____|___________|_))o o((_|__ \\\\ | ((\-/)) | ( oo | /\~*~/\ | /) \o/ (\ |//(_ _)\\| \\/ \// /// \ / \\\ \/|_|\/ /(/__/ \__\)\ ||| | |_/_____\_| | ||| | | \ \\ \ | | (_)_) | | / // / | | |_|_/_//_/__|_|jro \_)\_) finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis [radio] _________________________________________________ |\ | \ ______ "You boys are spending too much | \ | time staring at that computer | \ | ____ screen! I didn't do that, | | / ___) when I was your age." | | \( OO / | |\ |[] _\ O/_ | | \ () | / \/ \ | | \ | / / \ \ ))) //// ____ | |\ | | \ \ | / oo ) oo )|\___\ | | \| | \_)___|/ \-/ \-/ ||___| | \\ | | | | | // \\ (/_\)/____\_ | \\| ______|______| | |________\\_//_ |\ ||_____|\__| jro | | | ||| | \__________\ \ |__|_| (_)_) \ | | \ /___)_) \|__________| \ ********************************************************* ********************************************************* _________________________________________________ |\ | \ ______ | \ | "Don't pay any attention to him, | \ | Billy. In his day, Grandpa said | | that all Dad did was "gawk" at | | the television." | |\ |[] \ | | \ () | \ | | \ | ((( //// ____ | |\ | | ( oo oo )|\___\ | | \| | \-/ \o/ ||___| | \\ | | // \\ (/_\)/____\_ | \\| ______|____________________\\_//_ |\ ||_____|\__| jro ||| | \__________\ \ (_)_) \ | | \ \|__________| \ 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 _________________________________________________ |\ | \ ______ | \ | | \ | | | "Hmmm... I guess that Gran'pa | | did the same thing, back in | |\ |[] "his" day?" | | \ () | \ | | \ | \ ((( //// ____ | |\ | | ( oo oo )|\___\ | | \| | \o/ \-/ ||___| | \\ | | // \\ (/_\)/____\_ | \\| ______|____________________\\_//_ |\ ||_____|\__| jro ||| | \__________\ \ (_)_) \ | | \ \|__________| \ JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO _________________________________________________ |\ | \ ______ | \ | "No, actually, they didn't have TV | \ | back in Grandpa's day. What he used | | to do, is spend time staring at the | | radio, listening." | |\ |[] \ | | \ () | ? \ | | \ | \ ((( //// ____ | |\ | | ( oo oo )|\___\ | | \| | \-/ \o/ ||___| | \\ | | // \\ (/_\)/____\_ | \\| ______|____________________\\_//_ |\ ||_____|\__| jro ||| | \__________\ \ (_)_) \ | | \ \|__________| \ ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ _________ | ------- | |ooo (_) | ___|__))))___|___ |____((((()______| ____________ ||___ \__/______||___________ jro || // \\ || || \\__// || || //\\ || || (_)(_) || 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 _________________________________________________ |\ | \ ______ | \ | | \ | | | "Tommy, I don't know about Dad, | | but it's a wonder to me, how | |\ |[] Gran'pa ever ammounted to | | \ () | anything!" | | \ | ((( / //// ____ | |\ | | ( oo OO )|\___\ | | \| | \o/ \-/ ||___| | \\ | | // \\/) (/_\)/____\_ | \\| ______|____\\_|\/________________ |\ ||_____|\__| jro //\\ | \__________\ \ (_)(_) \ | | \ \|__________| \ theendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheend theendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheendtheend [relationships] "Tommy, I think it's time we took a good look at our relationship." \\\\ (()) / ( oo ))oo / \-/ ))o/ __________ //\ //_) ________________ \\| \\ \ //\\/___\ // //// \\ jro (_)(_)_) (_) ************************************* ************************************* "What's that supposed to mean, Debbie? Cripes! I've only been walking you home from school for a week. If you're looking for some kind of a comitment from that, maybe I should'a stayed back in fifth grade!" / / \\\\ (()) ( oo oo(( \o/ \-(( ____ //\ __ (_\\ ____________________ \\| / // ||| /__\) ||| ||| jro (_)_) (_(_) ################################### ################################### "What I was GOING to tell you, BONEHEAD, was NEXT WEEK, I start piano practice after school, and I can't walk with you, on Tuesdays and Thursdays." \ \ \\\\ (()) ( oo oo(( \-/ \o(( ____ //\ __ (_\\ ____________________ \\| / // ||| /__\) ||| ||| jro (_)_) (_(_) ************************************ ************************************ "Oh. Well, I'm sorry about that." \ \\\\ (()) ( oo ))oo \o/ ))-/ __________ //\ //_) ________________ \\| \\ \ //\\/___\ // //// \\ jro (_)(_)_) (_) ################################### ################################### "That's okay. You did have a point. I don't think we should even think about marriage, for at least a month." / \\\\ (()) / ( OO ))oo / \-/ ))o/ __________ //\ //_) ________________ \\| \\ \ //\\/___\ // //// \\ jro (_)(_)_) (_) finifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifini finifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifini [slaves] __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ _________ | `| "Sweep and mop! It's not our | |] job to help clean house! |__________| Mom treats us like slaves!" | | / |_==___==_| | |]__.--@|@--.__\\\\___|_________| | |---(((----//--( oo //oo o oo| | | |()))) // ||\O/ /)| _______ | | | | \_/ (\/ |// \///|| || |jro | |// \\//____|\\ //_|||_______|| |__________|__\\__\/_______(//|__|_________| ///\\ //|| ~~(_)(_) ////(_) 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ _________ | `| "I hate having to do this! | |] It isn't fair! I wish we didn't |__________| even live in this crummy house!" | | / |_==___==_| | |]__.--@|@--.___\\\\__|_________| | |---)))----//---(///) //o o oo| | | |( oo // | |\_/ /) _______ | | | | \-/ /) | // \\//| || |jro | |// \\//____| \\_/\/||_______|| |__________|__\\__//_______(|||__|_________| (//// /||| (_//(_) //(_)(_) 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ _________ | `| | |] "Yur right. I wisht we cou'd |__________| live outside." | | / |_==___==_| | |]__.--/|@--.__\\\\___|_________| | |---(((----//--( oo //oo o oo| | | |()))) // ||\-/ /)| _______ | | | | \_/ (\/ |// \///|| || |jro | |// \\//____|\\ //_|||_______|| |__________|__\\__\/_______(//|__|_________| ///\\ //|| ~~(_)(_) ////(_) [starving] "Cripes! Dad drove right by another place to eat. I don't know what he thinks he's doin', Billy." \ _____________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ // \\\\ \\ // ( oo ((( \\ /'/_____\o/_______oo )______\'\ / / \ \ /__/___________________________\__\ | ______ . ______ | ||__|___|||||||DODGE|||||||___|__|| | | /---------------------------------\ '-----------------------------------' |\_________________________________/| | jro| (_) (_) | | |_____| |_____| JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO "I do.... He's trying to starve us to death." / _____________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ // \\\\ \\ // ( oo ((( \\ _//_____\-/_______oo )______\\_ / / \ \ /__/___________________________\__\ | ______ . ______ | ||__|___|||||||DODGE|||||||___|__|| | | /---------------------------------\ '-----------------------------------' |\_________________________________/| | jro| (_) (_) | | |_____| |_____| ENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDEND ENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDEND [The_storyteller] "You can just march yourself down to the office, William. I am NOT going to put up with any more of your outrageous stories, today!" / ______________ / _____________ | (()) | | ((())) | | O-O~) | | _\o_/_ | | / \__/ \ | | / (_ _) \ | | \ \____/ / | |____ ____\/____\/____ _______| |----------------| ((( | | __ (((()_ | | __________ \_/ | | // \\ | | \\_// |________________| //\\ (_)(_) __________________________________________ __________________________________________ ___________ || || || || ||PRINCIPAL|| || || ||_________|| | | ))) | ()| ( oo | | \-/ | | // \ | | _________ \\_| _________|___________|______jro //\\ (_)(_) __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________ || || || "Again, William? Just what has || || || Miss McGillicudy sent you to ||___||___|| see me for, this time?" || || || ____ / || || || (__ \ ||___||___|| OO~)/ \\\ _\o_/_ \_/ ((( / \|/ \/ / (((() ___/_/____\__/____ \_/ |___[Principal]____| // \\ | | \\_// | | ____ ||| | | ____________ (_(_) |__________________|jro ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ____ "I don't know. All I was / _) doin' was what she asked \ (~O ever'body to do." _\/_/_ / / ____ \ ((( / ____/ | | \____oo ) | ___\_| |_/___ |/ ______ |[_o_] |____| [_o_] |\\ _________jro |[_o_] |____| [_o_] |// |[_o_] |||||| [_o_] || |_____(||/\||)______|_) __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________ || || || || || || "I see... And what might ||___||___|| that have been?" || || || ____ / || || || (__ \ ||___||___|| OO~)/ _\o_/_ ((( / \|/ \ (((() ___/_/____\_\____ \_/ |___[Principal]____| // \\ | | \\_// | | ____ ||| | | ____________ (_(_) |__________________|jro ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ "Well... she asked ever'body what did we do affer school. So, when it were my turn, I toldt her what I did affer school, yesterday..." / / ))) oo ) \o/ // \\ \\_// //|| (_)(_) ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ "...'Cause yesterday, I was walkin' ten miles home, an' I saw this big fish in the creek. So I jumped in an' caught it an' took it home. It weighed 89 pounds. I cooked it an' ate the whole thing for supper, all by myself..." / / ((( ( oo \o/ // \\ \\_// ||\\ (_)(_) ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ "An, Miss McGill'cudy said ____ it was all jus' a big story, / _) an' it was "rageous", an' \ (~O to come see you 'bout it." _\/_/_ / / ____ \ ((( / ____/ | | \____oo ) | ___\_| |_/___ |/ (\ ______ |[_o_] |____| [_o_] | \//________jro |[_o_] |____| [_o_] |/\/ |[_o_] |||||| [_o_] || |_____(||/\||)______|_) __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________ || || || ( Perhaps a bit of psychology ) || || || ( would help this young man. ) ||___||___|| o || || || ____ o || || || (__ \ ||___||___|| OO~)/ _\-_/_ ((( / \|/ \ (((() ___/_/____\_\____ \_/ |___[Principal]____| // \\ | | \\_// | | ____ ||| | | ____________ (_(_) |__________________|jro __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________ || || || "Hmmmm... That's interesting. || || || Let me tell you what happened ||___||___|| to ME after school yesterday.." || || || ____ / || || || (__ \ ||___||___ /// OO~)/ \_/ _\o_/_ ((( \ \/ \|/ \ (((() __\_/_____\_\_____ \_/ |___[Principal]____| // \\ | | \\_// | | ____ ||| | | ____________ (_(_) |__________________|jro ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ "...There I was, walking home, when I saw this squirrel in a tree. So, I threw a rock up at it, and a DOZEN squirrels fell out of the tree. I picked them up, to take home for supper..." / ____ / / __) \(~OO _\_O/_ / \|/ \ ___/_/____\_\____ |___[Principal]___| | | ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ "... After I had walked about TWENTY miles, this BEAR came out of the woods, and started to chase me, because he wanted the squirrels. I ran and ran, but the bear almost caught me. Then this little Chihuahua dog came out of nowhere, JUMPED on the bear, and broke its back..." / ____ / (__ \ /// OO~)/ \\\ \_/ _\O_/_ \_/ \ \/ \|/ \/ / __\__/____\__/___ |___[Principal]___| | | ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ "Now, young William, what do you think about THAT?" / ____ / / _) \ (~O _\/_/_ / ____ \ ((( ____/ | | \____oo ) | ___\_| |_/___ |/ ______ |[_o_] |____| [_o_] |\\ _________jro |[_o_] |____| [_o_] |// |[_o_] |||||| [_o_] || |_____(||/\||)______|_) _______________________________________________ _______________________________________________ "Well, Prin'pal Strictly..." / / ))) oo ) \o/ // \\ \\_// //|| (_)(_) ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ "That was MY dog, and that's the SECOND bear he's killed, this week." / / ((( ( oo \o/ // \\ \\_// ||\\ (_)(_) ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ __________ || || || || || || ||___||___|| || || || ____ || || || / __) ||___||___|| \(~XX _\_-/_ / \|/ \ ___/_/____\_\_____ |___[Principal]____| | | | | _________ | | ____________ |__________________|jro ThatsallThatsallThatsallThatsallThatsallThatsallThatsall ThatsallThatsallThatsallThatsallThatsallThatsallThatsall [turtle] )))) ((o o (\(:) () /\\ /|| _/__\\_ _oo ()//|| /` \\{)`\/___) ||/ // ____________________ ,/_____\\___(/ || // | --REMEMBER-- | /// (_)\\\ /||// | Please Keep Hands| () ~~ ~ ~ () //||/ | Away From Animals| ||-----------------------------||// // | thankyou-City ZOO| ||-----------------------------||/ // ||----------------|| ||-----[galopogos turtle]------|| // ||-----------------------------||// || _______ ||/ "You just take a break, Ma. / _____) All I had to do, was give \ ( - -\ Rebecca her pacifier, and \_\ ^/ Find her something to do." ________/ \~/\__________ / []_/~)________ . _________(~\__[] / ||///` \( \ ) '\\\ || || \ . \ || ((( || \ . \ || oo ) || \===0==\ || \o/ ||______________( \ \_________|| / \\ ||---------------`\ ) )--------|| |_// || / / / || ||| || JRO / / / || (_(_) || /__/__/ \___)__) [Waterloo] "You b'lieve this advertisement, Tommy? It says "Violence don't solbe anythin'"? / ________ /________________ /_____________////________/| __________ |__ ))) oo ) __| __ jro / / ( oo \-/ / /| /_/ \o/ // \\ /_/ | | |__ // \\ //|_|\\____| | | | |__""/\\""""////""____| | | |_|__(_)(_)__////_______|_|/ _________ (_)(_) / /| /_________/ | | __ | | | [__] | | | _ .. | | |_________|/ 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 "Well, the name of this movie we're watching is "Waterloo". They ought to try peddlin' that dumb philosophy to the ghosts of Napolean and Wellington." \ ___________\ _____________ /_____________////________/| __________ |__ ))) oo ) __| __ jro / / ( oo \o/ / /| /_/ \-/ // \\ /_/ | | |__ // \\ //|_|\\____| | | | |__""/\\""""////""____| | | |_|__(_)(_)__////_______|_|/ _________ (_)(_) / /| /_________/ | | __ | | | [__] | | | _ .. | | |_________|/ finifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifini finifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifini [xmas] _*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* ((()) (((())) "Awright! It's ( o o ) time for chris'mas _\ - /_ dinner!" / \\_// \ \ / (_ _) \ \ ))) \ /~~~~~\ / ( oo ___/_______\________ _______\o/______|\\ \____jro // \\ ||\\ ____ \ \\_// || \\ |____| \ //\\ || \\ /|____|\ \ (_)(_) || \\ \______/ \ happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays _*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* "Not so fast, young man! You march back and wash those hands, ((()) first!" \ (((())) () ( o o ) \_ _\ o /_ ( \ / \\_// \ \ \ (_ _) \ ))) \ //~~~~~\ / ( oo ___/_______\________ _______\-/______|\\ \____jro // \ ||\\ ____ \ \\_| || \\ |____| \ //\\ || \\ /|____|\ \ (_)(_) || \\ \______/ \ merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas | | | | | | | | | | | | ()| | | | "Yea, yea, Gran'ma! | | | I don't unnerstand | | / none of it!" |_|___ ((( __| | ()))) \ | | \_/ \ | | // \\ \ | | \\_// \ | | //\\ \ | | (_)(_) \|_______jro happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear | | | | | | | | "Jesus, germs, an Santa | | Claus... I've never seen | | / any of 'em." | | ((( | | (((()/) | | \_/// | | | | // / | | | | \\_/ | | | | ||| | | |_|_(_(_)___|___| \ \ jro thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall [credit] %%%%% %%o o%% %( ~ )% But Ma, you can't put _\-/_ it on the icebox. Joey // \\ or Sussie might copy it, \\___/\\_ and not give me credit! ' `///\\\~~))) __ / ////\\\\(((()| | / .' /////\\\\\\_/ |)_| . ' |||| // \\// JRO (_)(_) \\__\/ .. . ' . //\\ . ' . (_)(_) . . ' . '. [definitions] ____ ____(__ \ _____ /____ -- )/_____/| __________ |__ _\- /_ __| __ jro / / / \|/ \ / /| /_/ / / / //_/ | | | / / / / | | | | |/ \|___/ \__| | | | |\\\/ / ///__| | | __________ | | / / / | | | / | |_|__\ \ \ ___|_|/ /__________/| \_\__\ | __ | | (__(___] | [__] | | | _ .. | | |_________|/| |||| |||| __||_______||_____________ 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 ____ "Dad..." ____(__ \ _____ \ /____ -- )/_____/| ______ ))) |__ _\- /_ __| __ jro ( oo / / / \|/ \ / /| \o/ /_/ / / / //_/ | // \ | | / / / / | | | \\_| | |/ \|___/ \__| | | ||| | |\\\/ / ///__| | | _______(_)_) | | / / / | | | / | |_|__\ \ \ ___|_|/ /__________/| \_\__\ | __ | | (__(___] | [__] | | | _ .. | | |_________|/| |||| |||| __||_______||_____________ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ____ "Hey, Dad..." ____(__ \ _____ \ /____ oo )/_____/| ______ ))) |__ _\- /_ __| __ jro ( oo / / / \|/ \ / /| \o/ /_/ / / / //_/ | // \ | | / / / / | | | \\_| | |/ \|___/ \__| | | ||| | |\\\/ / ///__| | | _______(_)_) | | / / / | | | / | |_|__\ \ \ ___|_|/ /__________/| \_\__\ | __ | | (__(___] | [__] | | | _ .. | | |_________|/| |||| |||| __||_______||_____________ 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 "I'm trying to watch the news. What do you need, Billy?" \ \ ____ ____(__ \ _____ /____ oo )/_____/| ______ ))) __ |__ _\o /_ __| __ jro ( oo / / / \|/ \ / /| \-/ /_/ / / / //_/ | // \ | | / / / / | | | \\_| | |/ \|___/ \__| | | ||| | |\\\/ / ///__| | | _______(_)_) | | / / / | | | / | |_|__\ \ \ ___|_|/ /__________/| \_\__\ | __ | | (__(___] | [__] | | | _ .. | | |_________|/| |||| |||| __||_______||_____________ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ "You mean "reprobate"? "I needed to ask you what Hmmmm..." "reperbate" means." ____ / \ ____(__ \ _____ \ /____ oo )/_____/| ______ ))) |__ _\o /_ __| __ jro ( oo / / / \|/ \ / /| \o/ /_/ / / / //_/ | // \ | | / / / / | | | \\_| | |/ \|___/ \__| | | ||| | |\\\/ / ///__| | | _______(_)_) | | / / / | | | / | |_|__\ \ \ ___|_|/ /__________/| \_\__\ | __ | | (__(___] | [__] | | | _ .. | | |_________|/| |||| |||| __||_______||_____________ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ | | | | | | | | | | | | ()| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_|___ ((( __| | | ()))) \ | | \_/ \ | | // \\ \ | | \\_// \ | | //\\ \ | | (_)(_) \|_______jro # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # _________________________________________________ ________________________ jro|\ | AIM HIGH | | \ ______ | __ | | \ \ | |fly the \_/__\_/ F117 | | \ \ | | _______/__\/__\_______ | | | | | stealth | | | | | United States Air Force| | |\ | |[] |________________________| | | \ )| )))| "Well, did he explain | | \ |( oo| it to you, Billy?" //// ____ | |\ | | \-/| \ oo )|\___\ | | \| |// \| \o/ ||___| | \\ | |\\_|| (/_\)/____\_ | \\| |//\\|__________________________ |\ ||_____|\__| \|_)(_) | \__________\ \ \ | | \ \|__________| \ jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro _________________________________________________ ________________________ jro|\ | AIM HIGH | | \ ______ | __ | | \ | |fly the \_/__\_/ F117 | | \ | | _______/__\/__\_______ | | | | | | "Uh-huh... It means all the | |\ |[] people in Congress, and | | \ () | 'specially the President." | | \ | \ ))) //// ____ | |\ | | ( oo oo )|\___\ | | \| | \o/ \-/ ||___| | \\ | | // \ (/_\)/____\_ | \\| ______|__________________\\_|____ |\ ||_____|\__| ||| | \__________\ \ (_)_) \ | | \ \|__________| \ thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall [fireplaces] _____ \___/ __________/_\__________ |_______________________| |__|__|__|__|__|__|__|| |_|__|__|__|__|__|__|_| |__|__|__|__|__|__|__|| |_|__|__|__|__|__|__|_| |__|__|| //// ||__|__| |_|__|_| (\\\) |_|__|_| |__|__|| \_/ (\__ %%%% |_|__|_| / \//_| oo%%% jro____|_|__|_| \\_/\/|_| \-/%% _____ |_|__|_| ||| |_| /~\\ / ||| /___\) / (_)_) ||| "Cripes! I can't get (_(_) this stupid fire to stay lit, and it's smoking up the house!" ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ _____ \___/ __________/_\__________ |_______________________| |__|__|__|__|__|__|__|| |_|__|__|__|__|__|__|_| |__|__|__|__|__|__|__|| |_|__|__|__|__|__|__|_| "Are you sure that |__|__|| \\\\ ||__|__| the hamper's open?" |_|__|_| ( -- |_|__|_| / |__|__|| \-/ |__ %%%% |_|__|_| // \\ |_| oo%%% jro____|_|__|_| \\_// |_| \o/%% _____ |_|__|_| ||| |_| /~\\ ||| /___\) (_)_) ||| (_(_) endendendendendendendendendendendendendendend endendendendendendendendendendendendendendend [giraffe] ]_[ (/--\___ ]_[ (\ __") ^o o^ (/ / \(|) _ZOO_ \"/ (/\ / // \\ |~| (/_// ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ |/| (/ / __________________\ |\| (/\ / | ___ ___ | | | # ________(/_// || | | ||o___/_\/\_____\/\ / \_/ /______ () ||___|____()|___|||__/_\_\_\_____\_\_/_______|____()/|| __________||______________________________________||/|| __________||__________||_||________|_|_____|\|____||/|| __________||__| Please, |_________________________||/|| __________||__|dont feed|||________|/|_____|/|____||/|| __________||______________________________________||/|| || /___\__ |_| |_| || / jro_______||____///( o>____________/_\_____/_\____||/ \__-/ /|@|\ || | | || | | (((( || | | oo ) %%%%% ||_|_|/>\o/ %**%%% |/ \| \\/ \\ \-%%% |\\\| ~|_// /___\\ | | ||| |||"" |___| (_(_) (_(_) (____) "And you call yourself a ZooKeeper! We've had to feed that poor giraffe four hamburgers, just to keep it on it's feet! And now you're tryin' to tell us about 'rules'! Why, if I were bigger......" [Halloween] ||___|________|__|______|_______| || || |__________________| || \ \ "Boo! Trick or Treat!" ||_____________\____\________ /________ __ || \\\\ / || || ( oo _ .--. _ || || \-/ _____ \:::/ ( \/ oo \/ ) ______||____ || // \ * %%%oo \ / || || \\_| \ %%%-/ \ / || ||_(|||_____\//___\____| |__________|| / \)//\\ |____| \ JRO (_)(_) (_)(_) happyhalloweenhappyhalloweenhappyhalloweenhappyha ppyhalloweenhappyhalloweenhappyhalloweenhappyhall "This buisness issnt goin' too well for me." \ //// \ .--. oo ) \::::/ oo \ \-/ oo%%% * / | / \\ __________ \-%%% /__| |____|_//_________ /__\\/ | | //\\ //\\\) |____| \\ \\ JRO (_)(_) (_)(_) (_)(_) goblinsgoblinsgoblinsgoblinsgoblinsgoblinsgoblins goblinsgoblinsgoblinsgoblinsgoblinsgoblinsgoblins "Listen, Sissy, you say "Trick or Treat" when the people come to the door, and then they give you candy. You save those eggs to throw at their house, ONLY if no one answers -- not WHEN, for cripes' sake!" \ \ //// .--. oo ) \::::/ oo \ \-/ oo%%% * / | / \\ __________ \-%%% /__| |____|_//_________ /__\\/ | | //\\ //\\\) |____| \\ \\ JRO (_)(_) (_)(_) (_)(_) spooksspooksspooksspooksspooksspooksspooksspooks spooksspooksspooksspooksspooksspooksspooksspooks "To tell the truth, Billy, I kind of like the way she's been doing it... I thought that last guy was going to blow an artery or something! Did you see his face? And I never heard some of those words used before, except in an R-rated movie!" \ _______________________ \ _________ \\\\ / .--. (///) / \::::/ / \ \_/ / * %%%%%% / \ // \\ / \ /%%%%\ \ / \\_// / \(/____\) | | //\\ / //\\ |____| // // / (_)(_) (_)(_) (_)(_) / / JRO / finifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifini finifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifini [human] "Whatcha lookin' at, Tommy?" \ |||| \ oo | (^o ) \\\\ (\//\_/\\ _( oo_ \/\___// _____ (| | |) _| | |) __ |__|__| |_|_| ________\\//___ (_)(_) ____ _______(_(_)___________ jro ****************************** ****************************** "Shhh... Sit down, Fatty. I found this Playboy magazine. Shut-up, and I'll let you see |||| it." oo | \ (^- ) //// //\_/\\ _oo )_ \\___// _____ (| | |) _| | |) __ |__|__| |_|_| ________\\//___ (_)(_) ____ _______(_(_)___________ jro &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& ' . \\\\ ' |||| ' _( oo_ XX | _____ (| | |)^O ) _______ |__|__| \_/\\ ________\\//_ /^\/^\\_____ _______(_(_)__(_)(_)""_ jro ***************************** ***************************** "Wow, Tommy. That looks almost human." \ //// |||| _-- )_ OO | _____ (| | |)^O ) _______ |__|__| \_/\\ ________\\//_ /^\/^\\_____ _______(_(_)__(_)(_)""_ jro finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis [Leaves] "When we finish this, Billy, I don't think I'm ever going to rake a leaf, again!" / \\\\ ((( // ( oo // ()))) // \O/ /) __ \_/ (\/_____// \///_______________ // \\// \\ // ~ ~ ~ \\__\/ ~ (//| ~~ ~ ____ ~ ///\\ ~~ //|| _=%%%%=_ ~ ~ //(_)(_) /////(_)_=`%%%%%%%%`=_ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~jro $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ "Never! Never! NEVER AGAIN!" \ \ \\\\\ \\ \\\\\\ \ ))) ( oo \\ \\ (((() \O/ \) _\/) \_/ ___________// \\//\\___________ \\// \\ //|_|\/ \\~ ~ ~ \/__// ~ (/ ||| ~~ ____ ~ //\\\ ~~ ||| _=%%%%=_ ~ (_)(_)\\ ~ ~ (_(_) _=`%%%%%%%%`=_ ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~jro & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & "I b'live you're already finished, Tommy." / / "What do you mean?" \\\\ / ((( // ( oo || ()))) // \o/ |) __ \_/ (\/_____// \/||_______________ // \\// \\_|/|| ~ ~ ~ \\__\/ ~ \)| ||~ ~ ____ ~ ///\\ ~~ ||| || _=%%%%=_ ~ ~ //(_)(_) (_(_||||=%%%%%%%%`=_ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~jro @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ "Well, it's jus' that all you been doin' since Pop sent us out here, is jus' standin' there. I ain't seen you rake a leaf, yet." / / \\\\ ((( // ( -- // ()))) // \-/ /) __ \_/ (\/_____// \///_______________ // \\// \\ // ~ ~ ~ \\__\/ ~ (//| ~~ ~ ____ ~ ///\\ ~~ //|| _=%%%%=_ ~ ~ //(_)(_) /////(_)_=`%%%%%%%%`=_ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~jro endendendendendendendendendendendendendend endendendendendendendendendendendendendend [leaves2] "I still hate raking leaves." / / \\\\ ((( // ( oo // ()))) // \o/ /) __ \_/ (\/_____// \///_______________ // \\// \\ // ~ ~ ~ \\__\/ ~ (//| ~~ ~ ____ ~ ///\\ ~~ //|| _=%%%%=_ ~ ~ //(_)(_) /////(_)_=`%%%%%%%%`=_ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~jro **************************************** **************************************** /// ((( // (\\\) // ( oo // \_/ //) __ \-/(\ _____ // \\// _______________ // /// \\_/\/ ~ ~ ~ \\// ~ /||| ~~ ~ ____ ~ (//\\ ~~ //||| _=%%%%=_ ~ ~ /////_) ///(_)(_)_=`%%%%%%%%`=_ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~jro @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ "Yeah. This is a shit job." / . / ' . ' . . \\\\ ' \\ ((( '. ( OO '// \\ (((() \o/ /) __ /) \_/ ________// \///_______________ \\// \\ \\ // ~ ~ ~\/\_// ~ (//| ~~ ~ ____ ~ //\\\ ~~ //|| _=%%%%=_ ~ ~ (_)(_)\\ /////(_)_=`%%%%%%%%`=_ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~jro [morewords] ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ______ ______________ | | || | | | || | |______||______| "!!SHIT!!" | || | / | || | / | |______||______| | /______________/ | __((())__ ______|___________|_))O O((_|__ //// | ((\O/)) | oo ) | /\~V~/\ | \-/ |//(_ _)\\| /\\ /// \ / \\\ |// /_\)_/ \_(/_\ //\\ | |_/_____\_| | \\ \\ | | \ \\ \ | | (_)(_) | | / // / | | |_|_/_//_/__|_|jro \_)\_) UHOHUHOHUHOHUHOHUHOHUHOHUHOHUHOHUHOH UHOHUHOHUHOHUHOHUHOHUHOHUHOHUHOHUHOH ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____ ______________ | | || | | "I heard that! That was my | little Billy! FOUR YEARS OLD! | What is he doing, using words ()| like that, Tommy?" | |_ \ __||______| | /___ \ ________/ | __((())__ _____|___________|_))o o((_|__ \\\\ | ((\o/)) | ( oo | /\~V~/\ | \-/ |//(_ _)\\| //\ /// \ / \\\ \\| /_\)_/ \_(/_\ ||| | |_/_____\_| | ||| | | \ \\ \ | | (_)_) | | / // / | | |_|_/_//_/__|_|jro \_)\_) JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____ ______________ | | || | | | || | | |______||______| | | || | ()| || | | "Well Mom, __||______| | he's playing _______/ | Nintendo." __((())__ _____|_ / _______|_))O O((_|__ \\\\ | ((\-/)) | ( oo | /\~V~/\ | \o/ |//(_ _)\\| //\ /// \ / \\\ \\| /_\)_/ \_(/_\ ||| | |_/_____\_| | ||| | | \ \\ \ | | (_)_) | | / // / | | |_|_/_//_/__|_|jro \_)\_) THATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHAT SALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALL [Passion] "Oh, no Harry -- I am sure we are ALL very interested in this theory of yours about how our marriage has never really had any PASSION in it. Please, do go on......" \ \ _______ _____ / _____) /___ \ \ ( - -\ oo \ \ \_\ ^/ (_ )_/ _/ \~/\ \-___/ / " \ / \ / /\ ) ) / | || @@@@ \ \ \____/ | | || @@oo //// \_\/* * \ | | || @@-/ oo ) (~/* * * \ | |_|| @@\ \-/ /* * * * \ ))) |_/ \| ||/ // %%%% /*_*_*_*_*/) oo ) |\\\| ||\ \\%%%oo | | | \\\o/ | | \) \ |%%%-/ | | | \=3=\\ | | ____\|//___\ | | | \__// | | /|| ~-//\\ |_|_| //\\ |___| )\_)(_(_)(_) \___>> (_)(_) (____] JRO [PostThanksgiv] ___________ // \\ _____ []//___________\\[] / ___\ | _____________ | / / oo |[_]|--AMC--|[_]| \_( _) |_==_________==_| \___-/ | | | | / \ _____|__|_________|__|____|| ||__________ \ / || || JRO| | || || | | ||__|| ))) | | |_/ \| oo ) / \ | /// \o/ / \ | | /:\\ _/ \__| |______|_//___ |___| ||| [____) / (_(_) / "Glad you're home, Pop. Guess what's for dinner? Turkey scraps." jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro [Punkin_pie] __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ | _______ | | `| || || | |] ||_______|| |__________| |_________| | | |_==___==_| | |]__.--@U@--._________|_________| | |---------------------|oo))) oo| | | | | ||__*__|| (((()__ | | | | *|* ||__*__||| \_/ || | | |_____|_____||__*__|||// \\ _|| |__________|_____________________|_\\_// __| ||| (_(_) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ | _______ | | `| || || | |] ||____ "What'cha |__________| |_____ doin, Billy?" | | |_==___==_| \ | |]__.--@U@--._________|_________| //// | |---------------------|oo))) oo| oo ) | | | | ||__*__|| (((()__ | \o/ | | | *|* ||__*__||| \_/ || / \\ | | |_____|_____||__*__|||// \\ _|| |_// |__________|_____________________|_\\_// __| //\\ ||| \\ \\ (_(_) (_)(_) ################################################## ################################################## __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ ___ | | `| "Watchin this ol' || | |] punkin' pie bake.___|| |__________| Why does it take ____| | | so long?" ___==_| | |]__.--@U@--.________ \ _____ //// | |--------------------- \ ))) oo ) | | | | ||__*__|| (((() \-/ | | | *|* ||__*__||| \_/ / \\ | | |_____|_____||__*__|||// \\ |_// |__________|_____________________|_\\_// ||| ||| ||| (_(_)(_(_) &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ | _______ | | `| || || | |] ||__ "Yeah, it takes |__________| |____ a whole month." | | |_==___ \ | |]__.--@U@--._________|_______ //// | |---------------------|oo))) oo ) | | | | ||__*__|| (((()_ \o/ | | | *|* ||__*__||| \_/ / \\ | | |_____|_____||__*__|||// \\ _| // |__________|_____________________|_\\_// _||| ||| ||| (_(_) (_(_) ********************************************** ********************************************** __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ ___ | | `| "Gosh... Hey! || | |] Mom said it was ___|| |__________| only going to be ____| | | a half hour." ___==_| | |]__.--@U@--.________ \ _____ //// | |--------------------- \ ))) oo ) | | | | ||__*__|| (((() \-/ | | | *|* ||__*__||| \_/ / \\ | | |_____|_____||__*__|||// \\ |_// |__________|_____________________|_\\_// ||| ||| ||| (_(_)(_(_) jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ | "Well, maybe just | `| || to bake. But last | |] || month, that thing |__________| |_ was a jack-o-lantern." | | |_==___ \ | |]__.--@U@--._________|_______ \\\\ | |---------------------|oo))) ( oo | | | | ||__*__|| (((()_ \o/ | | | *|* ||__*__||| \_/ // \ | | |_____|_____||__*__|||// \\ _\\_| |__________|_____________________|_\\_// _//\\ ||| // // (_(_)(_)(_) HappyThanksgivingHappyThanksgivingHappyThanksgiving HappyThanksgivingHappyThanksgivingHappyThanksgiving [7th] "I am through with baseball, Tommy! We could'a won this game, if it wasn't for that ijiot Jerry kid!" / __ //// /__\_ oo ) ( oo \-/ \o/ (\ // \\ ___//9\\//__\\_//______jro \\_/\/ (|||) //\\ ||| (_)(_) (_(_) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "You mean "idiot"?... Oh, nevermind... Hey, he's a nice kid. Isn't his dad some kind of a minister?" / __ \\\\ /__\_ (///) (((() \_/ /) \_/ / \\// _//9\\__\|__\/_______jro \\_// ||\\ / //\\ ||// / (_)(_) (_)_) / / =========================== =========================== "Yeah, his dad's a minisser, alright! That means that his ijiot kid won't steal home, 'cause he's learnt it'd be breakin' some ol' 7th 'mandment." / __ \\\\ /__\_ ( OO ( oo \-/ \O/ // \\ ____//9\\______\\_//____jro \\_// (|||) //\\ ||| (_)(_) (_)_) ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? [caught] ____ / ___) \( oo \ -/ _/\/\_ __ |/____\| ______________ |/___/|| ___|___||____ "No, dear. Daddy's /_/_\_/\ /| got to finish some /______\/ / | work he didn't have ___________/ | time to do at the | | office. He'll play _______ / with you, later." ____ / _____) / \ ( o o\ / \_\ ^/ /\\~/\_______ _____/ / \_____(~\ ~~~~/ /( )~~~~/// --* \ \ \ /--*---| )))) \ \/ \ | oo ) _____/~/_____\_____| \-/ ________\ \ \____| // \\ / / / | \\_// =======/__/__/=====| //\\ jro \___)__) || (_)(_) 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 ____ (___ \ oo )/ \- / _/\/\_ __ |/____\| ______________ |/___/|| )))) ___|___||___oo ) /_/_\_/\ /|/ /______\/ / |\ ___________/ || | |_) _______ / ____ / _____) \ ( - -\ \_\ ^/ /\\~/\_______ _____/ / \_____(~\ ~~~~/ /( )~~~~/// --* \ \ \ /--*---| \ \/ \ | _____/~/_____\_____| ________\ \ \____| / / / | =======/__/__/=====| jro \___)__) || JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO ____ ' ' / ___) \( -- ' \ -/ _/\/\_ __ |/____\| ______________ |/___/|| ___|___||____ /_/_\_/\ /| /______\/ / | ___________/ | "I thought Daddy was | | ah ol' insurance _______ / 'juster, Mom. When ____ / _____) did he start workin' \ ( O O\ on these porno web \_\ ^/ sites?" /\\~/\_______ \ _____/ / \_____(~\ \ ~~~~/ /( )~~~~/// --* \ \ \ /--*---| )))) \ \/ \ | oo ) _____/~/_____\_____| \o/ ________\ \ \____| // \\ / / / | \\_// =======/__/__/=====| //\\ jro \___)__) || (_)(_) that'sallthat'sallthat'sallthat'sallthat'sall that'sallthat'sallthat'sallthat'sallthat'sall [cigarettes] _____ _____________ / ___) ) __________________ _____________ / / OO ( _________________ \_( _) ) "Daddy, today in \___-)))= . school, we learnt / \\_/ . that smoking is bad | | || \ for your helph." | | ||_/ . ~ \ | | || . %%%% . |_|_|| . . %%%oo | / \| . . _________ %%%o/ _____ / ///\ ____________________ //~\ / / /\ \ / / (/___\ / / | | / / // \\ /__/ |__| / / (_) (_) [___) [___)/ / ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) "Bad for your health? I guess that's true enough, dear." _____ / _____________ / ___) _____________________ _____________ / / OO ____________________ \_( _) . . \___o/ . . / \ . |/ / | / / |\ ( ~ . . \ \ |_\ ) %%%% |\_\ | \ ( . . . %%%oo |_/ \|//= _________ %%%-/ _____ / ///\ ____________________ //~\ / / /\ \ / / (/___\ / / | | / / // \\ /__/ |__| / / (_) (_) [___) [___)/ / = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = _____ / /)__\ /_/- \- \( _) "Yes. First your lungs __\_-_/__ turn black, and then / \ | / \ you die." / \_/ \ \ / /| o \ \ \ _________ \ _________ \ \| o |\ \ ) \ \ \__|______| \__\ ( . ~ \ %%%%% ) |/ \| ) \ ) \ %%o o%% //| || | ///= \ %%\o/%% | || | \ . \ ______ //~'~\\ ______ ) )| | _\ . . \ (/_____\) / / | | \ \ // \\ /__/ |__| \ \ (_) (_) (__) (__) \ . j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o "That's what they say... Still, you shouldn't worry about it much, Sweet- heart. I figure the shock of all the new taxes they keep coming up with to put on cigarettes is going to give me a heart attack, looong before my lungs turn black." ( ___ / ) / \ / (( / \ (\_____/) __\___/__ / \ \ ___ / \ ______\ \__| |\ \ \ | |/ / \ |_____|__/ %%%%% /_ _| %%%%%%% / /| | %%%%%%% \ / / | | // \\ \ \ \ \ | | (/_____\) \ \ \__\|__| // \\ \ . \ __ (___)__) _____ (_) (_) ____\ \ \ JRO endendendendendendendendendendendendendendend endendendendendendendendendendendendendendend [cold] _____________________________ ______________ ||\ || || \ || || \ || || | || "Boy, is it ever cold!" || |_________| / || | / || | (((( [:] || | %%%%))))) || | %%%%%%__/ || (|)%%%%%% \\ || | // \\__// || |(/____\) | _|| | //\\ |||_____________ \ | (_)(_))(_) \ | \| \ \ "You said it, Billy. It's fr-fr-freezin'." 44444444444444444444444444444444444444444 44444444444444444444444444444444444444444 _____________________________ ______________ ||\ || || \ || || \ || || | || || |_________|| || | || || | (((( [:] || | %%%%))))) || | %%%%%%__/ || (|)%%%%%% \\ || | // \\__// || |(/____\) | _|| | //\\ |||_____________ \ | (_)(_))(_) \ | \| \ \ "How much longer, Billy?" JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO _____________________________ ______________ ||\ || "Just a minute or so more. || \ || By then, we ought to have || \ || let in enough cold so Dad || | || will HAVE to build up the || |_________| / the fire." || | / || | (((( [:] || | %%%%))))) || | %%%%%%__/ || (|)%%%%%% \\ || | // \\__// || |(/____\) | _|| | //\\ |||_____________ \ | (_)(_))(_) \ | \| endendendendendendendendendendendendendend endendendendendendendendendendendendendend [cowlick] __________________________ _______ / _____) \ ( - -\ \_\ ^/ /\\~/\______ _____/ \_____(~\ !!WAHH!! ~~~~/ /( )~~~~/// ' \/ ' --* \ \ \ /--*---| ` )))) \ \/ \ | `(-- )' _____/~/_____\_____| /\O/ ' ________\ \ \____| \\ \\ / / / |___\__\\ =======/__/__/=====| //\\) jro \___)__) || (_)(_) \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/// @ @ \ \|/ /|\ \|/ /|\ \ @ @ \ ////////////////////\\\\\ WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM __________________________ "What's the _______ matter, dear?" / _____) / \ ( o o\ / \_\ ^/ /\\~/\______ _____/ \_____(~\ ~~~~/ /( )~~~~/// --* \ \ \ /--(((-| \ \/ \ ())))| _____/~/_____\_\_/ \ ________\ \ // \\ \ / / \\_// "..Sniff..Sniff.. =======/__/__/=//\\ It was Sissy!" jro \___)__(_)(_) \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/// @ @ \ \|/ /|\ \|/ /|\ \ @ @ \ ////////////////////\\\\\ JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO __________________________ _______ / _____) \ ( O O\ \_\ ^/ /\\~/\______ _____/ \_____(~\ ~~~~/ /( )~~~~/// "She's heppin' me --* \ \ \ /--(((-| / get dressed, and \ \/ \ ()))) / then comb my hair. _____/~/_____\_\_/ ..sniff.. An' she ________\ \ // \\ say I got cowlick! / / \\_// An' I haven't been =======/__/__/=//\\ even near no cows!" jro \___)__(_)(_) \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/// @ @ \ \|/ /|\ \|/ /|\ \ @ @ \ ////////////////////\\\\\ finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis sinifsinifsinifsinifsinifsinifsinifsinif [badwords] ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____ ______________ | | || | | | || | | |______||______| | | || | ()| | || | | |______||______| | /______________/ | __((())__ _____|___________|_))- -((_|__ | ((\-/)) | | /\~V~/\ | |//(_ _)\\| /// \ / \\\ %%%% /_\)_/ \_(/_\ (\%%%oo | |_/_____\_| | \%%%o/ | | \ \\ \ | | \/~~\ | | / // / | | / /____\|_|_/_//_/__|_| / |||| \_)\_) / (_)(_) "Momma! Daddy's outside, an' he's sayin' all them bad words again!" uhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhoh uhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhoh ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____ ______________ | | || | | | || | | |______||______| | | || | ()| | || | | |______||______| | /______________/ | __((())__ _____|___________|_))o o((_|__ | ((\o/)) | / | /\~V~/\ | "I know he is, |//(_ _)\\| dear." /// \ / \\\ %%%% /_\)_/ \_(/_\ %%%oo | |_/_____\_| | %%%-/ | | \ \\ \ | | //~~\ | | / // / | | (/____\|_|_/_//_/__|_| |||| \_)\_) (_)(_) JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____ ______________ | | || | | | || | | |______||______| | | || | ()| | || | | |______||______| | /______________/ | __((())__ _____|___________|_))o o((_|__ | ((\-/)) | "Well? Aren't | /\~V~/\ | you goin' to go |//(_ _)\\| bawl him /// \ / \\\ out?" %%%% /_\)_/ \_(/_\ \ %%%oo | |_/_____\_| | %%%o/ | | \ \\ \ | | //~~\ | | / // / | | (/____\|_|_/_//_/__|_| |||| \_)\_) (_)(_) ?????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????? ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____ ______________ | | || | | | || | | |______||______| | | || | ()| | || | | |______||______| | /______________/ __((())__ "No, not this ___|_))o o((_|__ time, sweetie. | ((\o/)) | You see, Daddy's | /\~V~/\ | just working on |//(_ _)\\| the car." /// \ / \\\ %%%% /_\)_/ \_(/_\ %%%OO | |_/_____\_| | %%%-/ | | \ \\ \ | | //~~\ | | / // / | | (/____\|_|_/_//_/__|_|jro |||| \_)\_) (_)(_) finifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifini finifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifini [big_dog] "You should have known better, Mom, than to tell us to get what we need and get in the car. Now you'll never get Billy to Grandma's! Not without his little 'puppy'....." \ _ \ ____ \\ \ /\ O O \\ \ /\_\ () ' ' "WAAHH!!" \\________.-~\\ ____/ ((( '/ / %%% \\/ ( oo ` / %%oo% /=====/) \O/ ' \ \__%%-/%__| | \\// \\ \ \ // \\ | | \/__|/ jro / / \) (/ | | //\\ / / /___\ | | (_)(_) \_;; ||| \_;; ||| \_)) [christmasadds] __________________________ /_____________////________/| __________ |__ ))) oo ) __| __ jro / / oo ) \-/ / /| /_/ \-/ // \\ /_/ | | |__ // \\ //|_|\\____| | | | |__""/\\""""////""____| | | |_|__(_)(_)__////_______|_|/ __________ (_)(_) / /| /_________/ | | __ | | | [__] | | | _ .. | | |_________|/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ "MOM! I want this for Christmas!" / ________ /________________ /_____________////________/| __________ |__ ))) oo ) __| __ jro / / oo ) \-/ / /| /_/ \o/ // \\ /_/ | | |__ // \\ //|_|\\____| | | | |__""/\\""""////""____| | | |_|__(_)(_)__////_______|_|/ __________ (_)(_) / /| /_________/ | | __ | | | [__] | | | _ .. | | |_________|/ ******************************************** ******************************************** __________________________ /_____________////________/| __________ |__ ))) oo ) __| __ jro / / oo ) \-/ / /| /_/ \-/ // \\ /_/ | | |__ // \\ //|_|\\____| | | | |__""/\\""""////""____| | | |_|__(_)(_)__////_______|_|/ __________ (_)(_) / /| /_________/ | | __ | | | [__] | | | _ .. | | |_________|/ 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 "MOM! They're showin' what else I NEED for Christmas!" / /// / (\\\) ((( _____\_/_____())))________ | | | |jro =========================================== =========================================== "MOM!!! I GOTTA HAVE THIS OTHER COOL THING THEY'RE ABBERTISIN' ON TV!!!" . \' ./ ' . ((( . ( oo ' ' / \O/ \ ' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "MOM!!! I REALLY GOTTA HAFF ONE OF THESE THINGS!!!" ' '. . . \ \' ./ ' . ))) ' ' oo ) ' ' / \O/ .\ ' JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO __________________________ /_________________________/| __________ |__ ))) __| __ jro / / oo ) / /| /_/ \-/ /_/ | | |__ // \\ ____________| | | | |__""/\\""____________| | | |_|__(_)(_)_____________|_|/ __________ / /| /_________/ | | __ | | | [__] | | | _ .. | | |_________|/ @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@* @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@* ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____ ______________ | | || | | | || | | |______||______| | | || | () "Did he fall | | asleep, Tommy?" _____| | \ __________/ | \ __((())__ _____|___________|_))o o((_|__ //// | ((\o/)) | oo ) | /\~*~/\ | \-/ |//(_ _)\\| /\\ /// \ / \\\ |// /_\)_/ \_(/_\ (/\ | |_/_____\_| | \\\\ | | \ \\ \ | | (_)(_) | | / // / | | |_|_/_//_/__|_|jro \_)\_) jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____ ______________ | | || | | | || | | _| |"No way, Mom. I just | ()| coudn't take anymore, | so I told him you'd | gone to the store." | / __((())__ _____|_ / _______|_))o o((_|__ \\\\ | ((\-/)) | ( oo | /\~*~/\ | \o/ |//(_ _)\\| //\ /// \ / \\\ \\| /_\)_/ \_(/_\ ||| | |_/_____\_| | ||| | | \ \\ \ | | (_)_) | | / // / | | |_|_/_//_/__|_|jro \_)\_) &#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#& &#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#& ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____ ______________ | | || | | | || | | |______||______| | || | ()| "God bless | | my firstborn." __| | \ ____/ | __((())__ _____|___________|_))- -((_|__ | ((\o/)) | | /\~*~/\ | |//(_ _)\\| /// \ / \\\ /_\)_/ \_(/_\ | |_/_____\_| | | | \ \\ \ | | | | / // / | | |_|_/_//_/__|_|jro \_)\_) endendendendendendendendendendendend endendendendendendendendendendendend [Earth Defense] _____________________ | | | | | | | | | "Fellow Martians, a matter of | the GRAVEST CONCERN has just | been discovered. Our Terran | Research Survey Scouts have | learned that the Earth is..." |____________ / ______| \__/ (oo) (\ ________ //~~\\// _______________jro \\__/\/ |||| |||| (_)(_) 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 _____________________ | | | | | | | | "...about to be INVADED and | it's inhabitants ATTACKED by | a previously unknown, possibly | extra-solar species..." | \ |_____________________| \ \__/ (oo) _____________________ //~~\\ _________ \\__// //|| \\|| jro (_)(_) % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % _____________________ | | | | | | | "These aliens seem to be capable | of materializing out of thin air, | perhaps from some extra-galactic | base. They then attack the Earth | Terro-Proto-Beings with projectile | launchers, before their victims |_ have an opportunity to defend themselves!" / \__/ (\ (oo) ____________ \\//~~\\ ________________ \/\__// ||\\ ||// (_)(_) jro * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____________________ | | | | | | | | "We must decide whether to | intervene and save the Earth | carbo-sub-creatures, before | they are RENDERED EXTINCT!." | \ |_____________________| \ \__/ (oo) jro__________________ //~~\\ _________ \\__// |||| |||| (_)(_) jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro _____________________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | "Engage the | | viewscreen." |_____________________| / \__/ (__) _____________________ //()\\ ______jro \\__// |||| |||| (_)(_) # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # _____________________ | /)) | | /\ %%% / )) | "Here you see the | / \ )- %/ )) | invader itself, | <----{{{ \_ / )) | along with its | \ / /||\__)) | weapon, which is | \/ \||| | usually launched | (/ )) | at the posterior | | || | musculo-area of | o__)_) | the helpless proto- |_____________________| Earth-creatures..." / (\ \__/ \\(__) jro_________________ \\()\\ ____________ \__// |||| |||| (_)(_) finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis [insufficiencies] ___ _ _ ___ _ | __| | | | __| | | _|| |_| | _|| |__ |_| \___/|___|____| ____|____|______|____|____ | | ____|__________________________|____ |____________________________________| | | _____________________ | |__....---~~~~~----..._ | | | | | | O_()_O . __...-- | | | ___ | | | . //~~~~\\ . . . | | | | | | | | //______\\ . | | | _ |===| _ | | | . |()______()| . | | | _(_)_| |_(_)_ | | |. |___||||___| . _|__|_|_(|[=]||___||[=]|)_|_|__|_ (_o______o_) . . ____|_________|gas|_____|gas|_________|__|_|______|_| ___. // ____|___|_____|___|____ \\ . .// (_______________________) \\ // \\ . \\ ____________________________ ______\\ / .. . \ \\ . . / . . . . \ \\ . /\______________________________/\ \\_____________ \|______________________________|/ \|____________ jro _ /\\ \ \\ \__/ \ \\ (oo) \__/ \_\\_____/~~\_ /)(__) _.-~===========~-._ \\/() \ (___________________) \/__/\\ / \_______/ \ |||| \) _/ \_ |||| (_)(_) / / "The Terro-Attendee-Primate in that depot informs me that we should have brought our own 'gas can'! WHAT ON CYGNUS IS A GAS CAN, and WHY didn't you check for sufficiency of Dineutro Octanium, BEFORE WE LEFT MARS?" [Sniffer] /\ //\\ // \\ _.==================================._// \\ | NASA | \\ | USA sojourner | \\_ "YIKES!" |__.-"""-._______.-"""-.______.-"""-.__| \ \ / / o o \ / o o \ / o o \ \__\___ / ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) /. '. .\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) | '. . .\ \ o o / \ o o / \ o o / __/.(o)(o) \ jro___`-...-'_______`-...-'______`-...-'________/ '. .'` .'..\____ ~ . """"" . ' """"""" . """"""" . '~ /______________\ -- ~~ ---- .. ' . You okay, Zibzit? That damn robot , ~ ~ . ' better not try sniffing my ass, or ~ ~ ` . .. . . ' `~ _____ I'm going to dig back in the sand!" .. - ` . ./ '.. \___~~ / ~ . . " ' . , ' . ~~~ . , ' ` . .' ` . /. .' ` `. \ . ~~ ~ .' ~ . ' . . ~ ` ~~ ~~~ ., /____________\ . ' . ` ~ ~ . ` `. . ' . ' . .. ~ ` . ' ". . ` ~~ ' '. , " . . ' .