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Unfortunately none of us knew that many jokes, so the same jokes got told time after time. _ _ \ / V ,()) _===_ )( .. . . == ()) b < 3 = "" \o| (#) -__/ [_]\\| \\,__/ /| // \ (_/___/ | \\___> |____| )_P#/ \' / | )_ |_| (___o' mMMMM ============================================================= So, to save time, we numbered the jokes. Whenever someone wanted to tell a joke, he just said a number. _ _ \ / V ,()) _===_ )( .. . . == ()) b < 3 = "" \o| (#) -__/ [_]\\| \\,__/ /| // \ (_/___/ | //____> |____| q_)###/ \' / | )_ |_| (___o' mMMMM ============================================================== 23! _ _ \ / V ,OOo ,()) _===_ OO . . )(. . . . == OO > ()) b < 3 = "" Xo| "" \- (#) -__/ (_)\X| [_]\\| \\,__/ /| // \ // \ (_/___/ | \\___\ \\___> |____| )_P#7 )_P#/ \' / | )_ | )_ |_| (___o' (___o' mMMMM ============================================================== HEH HEH ! _ _ \ / V ,()) _===_ )( .. . . == ()) b < 3 = "" \<| (#) -__/ [_]\\| \\,__/ /| // \ (_/___/ | \\___> |____| )_P#/ \' / | )_ |_| (___o' mMMMM ============================================================== 275! _ _ \ / V ;::. ,()) _===_ :: . . )(. . . . == :: \ ()) b < 3 = ~~ {o} "" \- (#) -__/ (_)\{} [_]\\| \\,__/ /| // | // \ (_/___/ | \\__| \\___> |____| )_P# )_P#/ \' / | )_ | )_ |_| (___o' (___o' mMMMM ============================================================== HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH! _ _ \ / V ,()) _===_ )( -- . . == ()) b < 3 = "" \<| (#) -__/ [_]\\| \\,__/ /| // \ (_/___/ | \\___> |____| )_P#/ \' / | )_ |_| (___o' mMMMM =============================================================== Sniff.. \ / What was so special with the HEH HEH / \ second joke? _ ___/ \_ _ \ / \ / V y ,()) _ _===_ )( ._( b . . == ()) b || < 3 = "" \<|/ (#)-__/ [_]\\| //__/ /| // \ (_/___/ | \\___> |____| )_P#/ \' / | )_ |_| (___o' mMMMM ================================================================= I hadn't heard it before... _ _ \ / V ,()) _===_ )( .. _ _ == ()) b < 3 = "" \v| (#) -__/ [_]\\| \\,__/ /| // \ (_/___/ | \\___> |____| )_P#/ \' / | )_ |_| (___o' mMMMM ================================================================== Guess you could see that punchline coming a mile away... ,---------------. 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"|._________ (__) \____\ `---' | ' |' | | | | `--' /`----'\ Ojo98 And the question is: Who cares? ... ::: ..... ..... ...... ..... ...... ...... ... ::: ::: ... :::.::: ::: ::: :::.::: ::: ::: :::.::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ... :::.::: ::: ::: ::: ::: :.. ::: ::: `:::' ::: :::.::: :::.::: ::: ::: ::: :::.::: ::: ::: :::.::: ::: ... ::: ::: ::: ::: _______________ _( ), ______________ ___________ (_ I DO! I DO! _) _\ not me. _\ (_ )_ (_______________)_ \_____________\ (_ No one. )_ (_) (_ (___________) ,|,,,,/,, .o xoxoxox / _________ ___ .-\__ __/-. |__ __| _\___wU__/_ (___) | (_o)-(_o) | \_,Y,_/ \/|__ __|\/ _ `-( _ _ _ )-' (_ ,_, _) (_ ^_ ) __(_) __`|_|_|'__ __(_____)__ ___,`-\\'_(__) _(_ ,_____,__)_ _(__,_____,__)_ _\__,___`__/___ __\ M. Ryder /_._\ xCluziwe /_._\ Whodini /__ | \___________/ | \___________/ | \___________/ | | : | : | : | | . //-410$ | . //1500$ | . //12340401$ | |_ | | _| _ _ __ /_________________|_________________|_________________\ /_____________________ _ _ WHODINI WINS FINAL JEAPORDY, AND IS OUR CHAMPION FOR THE YEAR. Remorse / ACiD ASCII ,,,,,, _ ; ; / \ ;(')') ( | | C _)__ ) | -.| \`-| ._` ( ( | (`-.___.--.|`-'_ `. \ ) | (_.----| `-' '. ) | -'| '-- \_| ) ( | | | HERO||| ( ) \_/ | |||__)__(__) | ,'' ( ( ( ``. `--|'----.....----''| | | |_ | (__ |-' =jf= | | | ----'--| |----- ''----.....----''' ,,,,,, ,---------. ; ; | Hair! | ;(>)<) / ,-------' C _) /,' \ C| ' ______.--.|`-'_ ((,j----| `-' '. ) '-- \_| ( | HERO||| ) | |||_________ ( | ,'' ``. `. `--|'----.....----''| | | |_ | (__ |-' =jf= | | | ----'--| |----- ''----.....----''' Movie Duck's In-Depth Movie Reviews Went to the cinema last night. Yeah? | | | Yeah. Saw a film | \ about some war, | \ or something. | \ / -- \ \/ / 00} \Oo / ~_| YY /===--- # \\_____/ / /{}/ \ \ \ / {} \_\_\/ /\ Y Y " " --------------------------------------------- Good, was it? | It was alright. Bit | loud, though. | | | \ -- \/ | \ 00} Oo / -- ~_| YY /===- # \\_____/ / /{}/ \ \ \ / {} \_\_\/ /\ Y Y " " --------------------------------------------- Planes in it? \ Yeah. \ -- \/ / ---- 00} Oo / Cool.------ ~_| YY /===- # \\_____/ / /{}/ \ \ \ / {} \_\_\/ /\ Y Y " " ---------------------END--------------------- An Important Meeting ===~~~ |o o| -Oh, Jamie... why all these | > | / boring formal questions? \ _ /-- /\ Come and get me, tiger! /\_/\ //\\ // O \\ // \\ //| O \\/ \\ // |____/\\ \\__ _==/__\ __/\==___(___)___ |_______\ |_________________| Er, no, I'd || \| || really rather || || ___ not... || || ///\\ / || || @///\\@ / || () \___/ --- || || __/___\__ || || | | || || -\-| | || __|| / \| | -- (___) /\/ / | | \ /|\_| | \/|| \|_______| || || || || || || || || || || || || || ----------------------------------------------- ___ ===~~~ ( __) Jamie! You're such a |o o| // tease! We both know | > | // what we want from this \ _ /-----------situation - let's just /\_/\ // go with it! Mmm, yeah! // O \\ // //| O \\/ // |____/\\ _==/__\ __/\==___________ |_______\ |_________________| || \| || Please! I just || || ___ wanted... || || ///\\ / || || @///\\@ / || () \___/ --- || || __/___\__ || || | | || || -\-| | || __|| / \| | -- (___) /\/ / | | \ /|\_| | \/|| \|_______| || || || || || || || || || || || || || ----------------------------------------------- ===~~~ |o x| Baby... there's nothing | > | /-stopping us now! \ v /---- //\_/\\ LOOK. We only || /=\ || just met, and \\// \\// I need an _______\/___\/_____________ extension on my |___________________________| overdraft. Isn't || \| |/ || there anyone else || || || ___ I can see? || || || ///\\ / || || || @///\\@ / || () () \___/---- || || || __/___\__ || || || | | || || || -\-| | || __|| ||__ / \| | -- (___) (_/\/ / | | \ /|\_| | \/|| \|_______| || || || || || || || || || || || || || -----------------------END--------------------- Dead Pope __ /oo\---Poor His Holiness \ ~/ The Pope. ~~ / \ /oo\ ___/|__|\________ \~ /----Yeah... /| /xo\______ |\ || |\|# ======}\_/\| \ /||\ | \_\____________/ \/| || \ |POPE IN TRANSIT| | /\ /\|_______________|/ / \ // // \\ \\ // \\ ----------------------------------------------- __ /oo\---Look... I know \ ~/ it's probably ~~ / \ a sin... /oo\ ___/|__|\________ \~ /----What? /| /xo\______ |\ || |\|# ======}\_/\| \ /||\ | \_\____________/ \/| || \ |POPE IN TRANSIT| | /\ /\|_______________|/ / \ // // \\ \\ // \\ ----------------------------------------------- __ I can see his /oo\---wallet sticking \ ~/ out of his ~~ / \ robes. /oo\ Excellent! ___/|__|\________ \o /----He won't /| /xo\______ |\ || need it |\|# ======}\_/\| \ /||\ where he's | \_\____________/ \/| || going! \ |POPE IN TRANSIT| | /\ /\|_______________|/ / \ // // \\ \\ // \\ ----------------------END---------------------- From:"Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" "The dicks lifestory" ,-,-. ,' `. / \ It ain't easy being a dick... (___________) | (.) (.) | (_) | | ,-. | ,' `. / /| |\ \ / / | | \ \ \ \ | | / / (( | | )) ,'` ` `. / ` ` ` ` `\ |``` ` ``` | `._`,'.`_,' ,-,-. ,' `. / \ I've got a head I can't think with... (___________))) |(') (')| / / | (_) |/ / | ,-. / / ,' / / /| | / / | | \ \ | | (( | | ,'` ` `. / ` ` ` ` `\ |``` ` ``` | `._`,'.`_,' ,-,-. ,' `. / \ I've got an eye I can't see out of... (___________) (( |(.) (.)| )) `.`. | (_) | ,',' `.`.| ,-. |,',' `.` ',' | | | | | | | | ,'` ` `. / ` ` ` ` `\ |``` ` ``` | `._`,'.`_,' ,-,-. ,' `. / \ I have to hang aorund with two NUTS all the time... (___________) |(.) (.)| | (_) | | ,-. | ,' `. / /| |\ \ / / | | \ \ / / | | \ \ (( | | )) ,'` ` `. / ` ` ` ` `\ |``` ` ``` | `._`,'.`_,' ,-,-. ,' `. / \ My closest neighbour is a REAL asshole... (___________) | (.)(.)| | (_) | | ,-. | ,' `. / /| `.`. / / | | `.`.)) \ \ | | `.; (( | | ,'` ` `. / ` ` ` ` `\ |``` ` ``` | `._`,'.`_,' ,-,-. ,' `. / \ My best friend is a pussy... (___________) (( |(.) (.)| )) `.`. | (_) | ,',' `.`.| ,-. |,',' `.` ',' | | | | | | | | ,'` ` `. / ` ` ` ` `\ |``` ` ``` | `._`,'.`_,' ,-,-. ,' `. / \ And every time I get excited.. (((___________) I THROW UP!! \ \ |(.) (.)| )) \ \| (_) | ,',' \ \ ,-. |,',' \ ',' | | | | | | | | ,'` ` `. / ` ` ` ` `\ |``` ` ``` | `._`,'.`_,' THE END From Krogg : ------------------------------------------------------- ____________ ( ) >>>>>. ___(Oh no,Krogg will be gone!) <>\=/>>> (____________) /(\:/)\ //)_:_(\\ \\__ \\\__ /`******\` ********* || || || || <__<__> -------------------------------------------------------- ________________________ >>>>>. __(OH!There's my Sybian(tm)) <>\=/>>> """""""""""" /(\:/)\ //)_:_(\\ __/// \\\__ '/*******\` ********* || || A || || ,----H----. <__<__> /___________\ -------------------------------------------------------- <<<< __(OH Yesss,Who needs) >>>O, ,.-" (a man!!) <<< _\ """"""" >>>/ (( \\_) )) )\\ (( _\*\\__ )) /\****"*-. |/"-.,,/__\ -------------------------------------------------------