ASCII Art - Animals - Hedgehogs _\/\|/_ c'///\/ " " Asik ,)))))))_ ))))))))^'> ejm 97 /|,,,,,,|,\ `` ` ` .::::::::.. ..::::::::. ::::::::::::: ::::::::::::: :::::::::::' .\ /. `::::::::::: `::::::::::_,__o o__,_::::::::::' .|||||||||. .|||||||||. ||||||||||||| ||||||||||||| |||||||||||' .\ /. `||||||||||| `||||||||||_,__o o__,_||||||||||' unknown ,-""-. .-""-. / -. \/ -. \ ( ) \ / \ / `. ,' o `. ,' o o `.,' o O _ _ O (_) (_) ,.',,, ,,,, ,'`'`,`',';.,;','','`. ;,`',`',,,,,`.,,.`',`'`; ;`''`.' / \ `.'`'`'`, ,'`',; e (_,._)a ;"`','`; ,;`,'.`; )._)(_,( ;`',`''`, .'`','`',`. _,-',_`-._,',.':,`'`', ,' `'`,'`,,,,,,' _)`.;~~~__,'`'`,,', _; `';`',;;',,,,, {-_ ;'''''',''``,,`, _ \`'`,'`,'',; `._,~~'`--;.'''''_','`'`'';`/ ',`',',',," ; ; `~~~;`',,'`,'',' `.`'','`; ; ; ;`',`'',`; `.`,',,' .' `. ;,',',`,' `,,,,"`~~' `~~'",,,,' `-.__))) (((__,-' hjw The original hedgehog signature - -- \\\\\ -------->jimmy@juggler.demon.co.uk<----------- \\\\\\\__o Bringing hedgehogs to the common folk since 1994. ____\\\\\\\'/___________________________________________________ And some diddles : \\\\\ ///// \\\\\\\__o .__/////// __\\\\\\\'/_____\'///////___ \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\\\__o \\\\\\\__. __\\\\\\\'/_____\\\\\\\'/___ \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\\\__o\\\\\\\__. ___\\\\\\\'/_\\\\\\\'/______ \\\__o *OUCH!* \\\\\+/\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\__. ____\\\\\\_\\\\\\\'/________ \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\__. \\\\__. \\\\__. \\\\\\\__. \\\\\\\__o ___\\\\'/___\\\\'/___\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___ Introducing families to the common hedgehog since 1995 \ / \/ \/ / , \ / \/ \/ \/ / , \ \ \/ \/ \/ \ \/ \/ / .\ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ / / / ' / / \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \ \/ \ .' ) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \ / \ / o ) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \// / o'_ ',__ .' ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,'- '% // \\ // \\ mb '' '' '' '' .\\Y\\\\Y\\Y\\\\\. .\\\Y\X\Y\\\X\\'_ _) ,\\\\\\\\\XY\\\' ' '_ X\\X\\\Y\\\\X\___ ,__@ ''\(,,,)\Y\\(,,,)--' _____ _ |_ _| |__ ___ ///// | | | '_ \ / _ \ o__/////// | | | | | | __/ ___\`///////___ |_| |_| |_|\___| _ _ _ _ | | | | ___ __| | __ _ ___| |__ ___ __ _ | |_| |/ _ \/ _` |/ _` |/ _ \ '_ \ / _ \ / _` | | _ | __/ (_| | (_| | __/ | | | (_) | (_| | |_| |_|\___|\__,_|\__, |\___|_| |_|\___/ \__, | |___/ |___/ _____ _ _ | ___(_) | ___ ___ \\\\\ | |_ | | |/ _ \/ __| \\\\\\\__o | _| | | | __/\__ \ ___\\\\\\\'/___ |_| |_|_|\___||___/ ** The original hedgehog signature \\\\\ \\\\\\\__o Bringing hedgehogs to the common folk since 1994. ____\\\\\\\'/___________________________________________________ ** I say I say I say, 5 hedgehogs crossed the road... \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\\\__o \\\\\\\__o \\\\\\\__o \\\\\\\__o \\\\\\\__o _\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/_ Introducing traffic jams to the common hedgehog since 1995. ** ...and two got squashed //! !// ///! !///__o An Ex-Hedgehog /////\___////'/ The phrase 'Mind that bus, what bus, splat' comes to mind. ** Luckily they reproduce quickly \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\__. \\\\__. \\\\__. \\\\\\\__. \\\\\\\__o ___\\\\'/___\\\\'/___\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___ ** And when children grow up they avenge the deaths of their parents... -- -- -- \\\\\ Bringing vengeance to the common hedgehog since 1995. -- - \\\\\\\__o - -- \\\\\\\`/ /| \_ "Drive faster! DRIVE FASTER!" ________@____@_____'o---o`_______________________________________________ O Avenging h hedgehogs - - - \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ with oversize \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ B .sigs since - - \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ u '96 \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ g - - \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ g \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ e - \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ r \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ ______ o ! - \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ O / ,-------, \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ / i i_ - \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ / i_______i_\ ________\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\/_________________________ooo_____o_o Hows about this for a hedgehog, it is the quantum mutated battlefield hedgehog, evolved to survive on todays modern battlefield. \\\\\\------\` \\\\\\\\-----/ \\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\__o \\\\\\\\\\\ o/ \\\\\\\\\\\-/ \\\\\ / Bringing laptop computers and \\\\\\\__o / internet access to the common \\\\\\\'/ =====/ hedgehog since 1995. ** Rare breeds ** ** The Mexican hairless: -- ,,,,, Don't forget to shave your hedgehog ,,,,,,,__o before buggering it! ___,,,,,,,'/_________________________________________ "You don't like Crew Cuts? OK, I'll just shave off some more then..." ..... Don't forget to shave your hedgehog .......__o before buggering it! ___.......'/_________________________________________ ** The Sausage hedghog: \\\\\\\__o Hedgehachsund. ____\\\\\\\'/___________________________________________________ ** The Raceing hedghog -- - --- - ----- \\\\\ Hedgehogs on Speed - - - -- ---- \\\\\\\__o Bringing Hedgehogs to - - --- ------- \\\\\\\'/ the common folk! How about the very rare Muraroa Hedgehog? \\\\\ o_\\\\\\\__o ___\' \\\\\\'/___ Not, of course forgetting the Death of Hedgehogs.... \ \ \ \ \ \ \__o _ _\ \ \ \ \0/_ _ The extremely rare rotated hedgehog. o | /| |/ | | o| |\\\\ |\\\\\ |\\\\\\ |\\\\\\ |\\\\\ |\\\\ Has anyone heard of vampire hedgehogs? \\\\\ \\\\\\\__o ___\\\\\\\'/`__ ** The hoghedg (1 mad owner, goes by the name of Dali) \/\ \\\\\\/`' Surrealism, hedgehog. Hedgehog, surrealism \ //\\/< \__\\\\\\\'/___ ><> \_______________<><___________________><>________ ** However, it was pointed out that Adrian was doing a great cruelty to ** his hedgehog and causing it to drown. Adrian -- \_______/\/\/\____________________________________________________ \ \\\\\\\__o -, <>< \_____\\\\\\\'_}========' ><> \_______<><<__________________________________><> ** Well, he's _getting_ there... Now if he can just get the snorkel ** _above_ the surface... _ _ _ _ \\\\\ ~ _-_\\\\\\\__o -- ~ ~ -_\\\\\\\`/ \________\\\\\______||_________________""""""""___________________ \ \\\\\\\__o || <>< \_____\\\\\\\'_}=="' ><> \___><>___________________________________<><____ ** Much better - And note the exceedingly rare levitated hover-hedgehog -- ## \\\\\ ### \\\\\\\__o_# Bringing cannabis to the common hedgehog since 1994. ____\\\\\\\'/__________________________________________________________ -- \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\__o\\ The common hedgehog tends to get lost in the rain. \\\\\\\\\\\'/\\\\________________________________________________ -- -----/,\\\\\\\--- Warning: Turning hedgehogs upside down can be hazardous o--\\\\\\\ to their health. \\\\\ ** Problems of hedgehog ownership ** ** Your hedgehog may have pets of its own... -- . . . . . . .. . . . \\\\\ . . \\\\\\\__o Fleaing the country since time immemorial. ____\\\\\\\'/__________________________________________________ ** Which can be got rid of by giving the hedgehog a bath. @@@@@ Hilda Hedgehog @@@@@@@__o with her curlers in ___@@@@@@@'/_________________________________________ ** Or they may have megalomaniacal tendencies -- ///////////////////////////// This hedge is ///////////////////////////// MINE,ALL MINE! ///// ///////////////////////////// \__ o__/////// __I__I__I__I__I__I__I__I__I_____________________\'///////____ ______________ / \ | | Introducing the hedgehog garage in | |_o order to keep your hedgehog warm | |/ in cold weather.[2] ---------------------------------------------------------------- _______________ / \ The Oxford Hedgehog Sanctuary '| ..... |' (Affiliated to the church of Jimmy Brokaw) | .......__o | + __.......'/___+ Protecting hedgehogs from common folk since 1995 You known the hedgehog can't be buggered. Here is the proof: \\\\\ ///// \\\\\\\__o .__/////// __\\\\\\\'/_____\'///////___ \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\\\__o \\\\\\\__. __\\\\\\\'/_____\\\\\\\'/___ \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\\\__o\\\\\\\__. ___\\\\\\\'/_\\\\\\\'/______ \\\__o *OUCH!* \\\\\+/\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\__. ____\\\\\\_\\\\\\\'/________ //|\\ ///////// //|\\ /////////// ///|\\\ __oo' /////////// ///|\\\ a ___ /////////// ////|\\\\ ^^ ^^ ////|\\\\ ^ The EDJOG The LARCH