ASCII Art - Animals - Clams


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CLAMS, by Xemu
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[after the traditional "cows" series....]
                                      
    .-.        .-.        .-.        .-.
   / @ '      / U '      / O '      / X '
   \ '::      \ '::      \ '::      \ '::
    '-'        '-'        '-'        '-'
                    
   standard   dozing     amazed     drunken
   clam       clam       clam       clam
             
                     
    .-.        .-.        .-.        .-.
   / # '      / . '      / + '      / ¬ '
   \ '::      \ .::      \ .::      \ .::
    '-'        '-'        '-'        '-'
                     
   black-eye  bored      halfwit    death-stare 
   clam       clam       clam       clam
                
                        
    .-.        .-.        .-.        .-.
   / ! '      / ? '      / = '      / $ '
   \ .::      \ .::      \ .::      \ .::
    '-'        '-'        '-'        '-'
                        
   surprised  puzzled    chinese    registrar 
   clam       clam       clam       clam    
                  
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    .-.        .-.        .-.        /__\
   / @ o      / @ o      / @ '      / U '
   \ '..      \ .--      \ .::      \ .::
    '-'        '--'       '-##       '-'
                             #
   happy as   clam@2pm    bearded   O.T.clam (with
   a clam     onThursday  clam      bacofoil hat) 
                   
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   / @ /    | |      /o  '               / @ '  ;
   \  <  -< |_|      \@@@@               \ .::=='
    '--\     _        '-'                 '-'
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    tone40           clam reproducing   clam smoking
    clam             by spores          a Kool  
                    
                        
     .-.              .-.                  .-.
    /[#]=            /[O '                ::' \
    \ .::            \ .::                . @ /
     '-'              '-/                  '-'
                 +-----/--+   
    cool clam    '.__//__.' sea-org      australian
   (in shades)              clam         clam.
              
                    
    .-.   is there an earlier     .-.
   / @ '   /  incident?          ' o \     
   \ .::  __ ___      ___        ;;' /
    '-'  | /|' /|----()__)        '-'    clam auditting
         |/_|_'_|---()__)                a pre-clear
                           
                 
    .-.    are there any overts               
   / 0 '   /  against greenfly?                
   \ .::  __ ___      ___     
    '-'  | /|' /|----()__) (#~#)         clam auditting
         |/_|_'_|---()__)    ^           a tomato
           

              
                    
                 
   Admiral Damien   reviews his navy:
                  
            handle that Ward creep       .---.        .---.
    .-----  /  or it's rice&beans!      /    [O      /    6
   < \\ "(*)                            \   {Ho      \  .::__
    `-----'  .-                          `----'       `---'  \
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    Damien                                Helena    unable_semen Engram
                                                                 
             
                  
    The PR team:
             
     .---.           .--~~--.                .--.
    /   (O          / {'  "P"               {' "¬
    \  .::          \  b ':::               \  -=             
     `--##           `--..--'                `--'
         #
           Milne      Cory (note ear-ring)    Vera
             
                 
             
            
                    
    They've gone on vacation & left the kids in charge of handling ARS:
            
              
                       .-~1O                 .-~~b.
      <3'             <  '::                <   .--
                       `~~~~                 `"""""
                     
     Mikey, age3      Saussage, age 10       Ester no-hope
           
           

              
MicroClams(clamspores):   <@(*)>   <@_=
           
double plate shown:       <E" <F"   <K"  <3'  <B"  <{"  <-"  <="  <--"
      
top plate shown:          <^"  <~"        bottom plate shown <_"  <~_"
            
sideways:                 closed (|)      open {:}     bearded #{:}#
                                                                ###
front view   .~@@~.       back view  _-~~-_
              '--'                    ~--~
            
              
  
  _________________Clams on PushBikes__________________________
   

     <^",   <=@>r     <~'t       <_@;           <^`f 
    (_)(_)  (_)(_)   (X)(X)     (+)(+)         (~)(~)
  """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
            
            
                                            Clambed CHEEE-ARGE!
                                              /
                                       .-----. 
   <3' <K"   <B`  <_¬   <=@>   <^"    < \\ "(*)
                    \                  `-----'
                    but admiral,
                 we're already charging
                    $150 an hour!
            

              
                    
  ================ CLAM JOKES Part 1 =========================================
            

  TWO CLAMS, lost in the middle of the desert...
                  
  quick, how much money
 have you got in your wallet?     $7500---but why??
                  /                   \   
             <K'                         'Z>
   ..............\................................................
                  \
   now just think of a course that costs $7500,
    and the registrar will find us within 15 minutes
            

        
           
       how many clams does it take to change a lightbulb?
          /
       <=@>       "^> 
                /
    none: the lightbulb must find $80,000 dollars to become clear,
    then it will have the selfdeterminism to change itself.        
        
          
           
        why do clams never have      coz they chucked the little doggie
        all 4 players at monopoly?    in the pool!
          /                              \
      <3'                               <(*)@>
          
           
            
    Clamz meets snaylz
             
               I may move slowly            by applying the teknology
              but I get to see the world     of LRon Hubbub I have 
                       \                              /  learned to be
     _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ____@/                   '==>      stuck on a
                                                         rock and go
                                                           nowhere
      

             
   LRon Hubbub public relations teknology
   (1)              (2)               (3)
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      <  ..@  .-        <  ..@  .          <  ..@  .-
       '-..-|            '-..-|  :          '-..-|
            |____             |____              |__ _
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~-~~
     [ clam,               BLAM,           thank you mam!  ]
             
            
            
       ____      ____
      (    )    (    )
      _\  /_    _\  /_      .--.
     <_@..@_>  <_d..d_>   <\____/>
       ~--~      ~--~       ~--~
       /                       \
  So Damien's                   Zzzzz
 not going to be deposed
 for a while -- at least,
 not until after he's
  given evidence. 
          
           
          
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 What's with           Damien sent him a sicilian message:
  judge whyte?           a parcel with a dogfish in it.