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Episode 442
(Oct. 2, 2003)

So I'm making mobile phone games now.
They only have 256 colours, there can
only be 255 map tiles, which can only  ,,,
be 8x8 pixels in size...    `OO        ..'
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...the phones are slow, so the    That sucks!
frame rate is low, and the only       `,,,
sounds are beeps and MIDI!  `OO        ..'
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                         What?      Why not make games for Xbox
                            `         `,,,   or Playstation?
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        Whoops. Can't talk to you,
           ,  you're an idiot.         ,,,
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