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If you're an ASCII art expert, there are some sigs you may have not seen. And if you've seen them all, then pass it along. Enjoy! Scarecrow ______________________________________________________________________________ I added the computer and words to a pic someone posted. __ ___________________________________ _( _)_ / I know Beethoven was great, \ ( _) ( ) _____ | but do you have to say it | (_) (_) @@@@@@@ | every day on rec.music.classical? | __/ . | @@@ .|_ \ __________________________________/ / \ --\_) _________@@( _) |/ | | | | /\ \__/)-/_______(@@@@__-/ | | |' |--|**|\__ --| (___) \___ /\ ## !_!-v----v-" |*****|__ |____________| \ | / \## __--"""i i""""""""""i \*(#####) || || \___|____/\__## !_______! !__________! """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" [I took the liberty of changing the word 'computer' to 'monitor'.] _ _ _ ___ ___. . ___. . . |\ /| \ | | / | | __| |___| | \/ | | | \___| | | | | | | _|_ . | ___| ___| | | __ ___. ___. ___. _ ___. _____ / | __| / | / | / \ / | | | | | \___| \___| /___\ \___| | \__| ___| | | / \ / | | ___. . . ___ . . . . ___ / | | | / \ \ / | /| | \___| | | | | \ | / | | / | \__/ \___/ \ |/ | _|_ ___. ___ _____ _____ . . ___ _ _ / | / \ | | | /| / \ |\ /| \___| | | | | | / | | | | \/ | / | \___/ | __|__ |/ | \___/ | | \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ (oo) (o-) (@@) (xx) (--) ( ) (OO) //||\\ //||\\ //||\\ //||\\ //||\\ //||\\ //||\\ bug bug bug/w dead bug blind bug after winking hangover bug sleeping bug seeing a female bug ___ ___ ___ ___ _ ___ __ __ ___ ___ _ __ _____ _ _ ___ | _ \ _ \/ _ \| _ ) | | __| \/ | / __|/ _ \| |\ \ / /_ _| \| |/ __| | _/ / (_) | _ \ |__| _|| |\/| | \__ \ (_) | |_\ V / | || .` | (_ | |_| |_|_\\___/|___/____|___|_| |_| |___/\___/|____\_/ |___|_|\_|\___| ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ | _ \ _ \/ _ \ / __| __/ __/ __| | _/ / (_) | (__| _|\__ \__ \ |_| |_|_\\___/ \___|___|___/___/ YES ============================= NO +-----------|| Does the Darn Thing work? ||-----------+ | ============================= | V V +----------+ +---------+ +---------+ | Don't | NO | Does | +-------+ YES | Did you | | mess | +---| anyone |<------| YOU |<---------| mess | | with it! | | | know? | | MORON | | with it | +----------+ | +---------+ +-------+ +---------+ | V | YES | NO | +------+ +-----------+ | | | HIDE | V V | | IT | +--------+ +-----------+ | +------+ | YOU | YES | WILL THEY | | | +------->| POOR |<------------| CATCH YOU?| | | | |BASTARD!| +-----------+ | | | |________| | NO | | | | | | | | V V | | | +---------------+ +-----------+ | | | NO | CAN YOU BLAME | |DESTROY THE| | | +------| SOMEONE ELSE? | | EVIDENCE | | | +---------------+ +-----------+ | | | YES | | | v | | | ============================ | | +---->|| N O ||<---------+ +------------>|| P R O B L E M || ============================ This is a small sampling of smilies. :-) basic smiley ,-) winking happy smiley ;-( crying smiley O:-) angel smiley :-? smiley smokes a pipe :-}X bow tie-wearing smiley :-{ mustache :=) orangutan smiley @:-} smiley just back from the hairdresser C=:-) chef smiley X:-) little kid with a propeller beanie [:-) smiley wearing a walkman 8(:-) Mickey Mouse :----} you lie like pinnochio From our investigative news team ... -TOP SECRET- photo of VMS operating system! _o######ooooooo-_ o#####o_o#####~~~~~~ ################o__o _o###########~~~~~###~ o############## _o###############~ _o#########~ooo~##~ _o############# ##o::___ _o#################oo:~~~~~ _o#####################~ _####~_oooooooo:~~######~ _##### o###########_:~##~ o#####_################## _#######_~#################_ ##########o:~###############o _##############o~##############_ o#############~~ ~~~~~~~######_ __o##########~::o_ o####### _oo##########~~::o##### o###########o___ o##########~~~~ ~~~########## ~~~~#############o #####~~~~~~ ~~~ And now a word from out sponsor ... 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You'VE tauGHt ME NotHiNG |&&& |EXCEpt HOW to CYNiCaLLY MaNiPuLatE tHE |&&&| |SYstEM. coNGRatuLatioNS. |&&&| | |&&&| | _ /| |&&&| | _\ \/ / /7 |&&&| | > ~ ~ |&&&| | = /_/ |&&&| | ( n_ _) |&&&| | \_____/ ** |&&&| | ||/--T^T^7--\\ |&&&| | |/---^/---~~~+==== |&&&| | |@@@@@@@]_________/ |&&&| | |L@@@@@@||] || |&&&| | ^][^^][^|| || |&&&| | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ |&&&| |________________________________________|&&&| &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&| &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&| | |^^^^ | THEY SAY THE SATISFACTION OF TEACHING |& | MAKES UP FOR THE LOUSY PAY. __/|&& |\_________________ _______________/ |&&& | | / |&&&| | /| |/ |&&&| | _/|/ |7_ |&&&| | > ^ ^ < |&&&| | o= O O = |&&&| | ( (_) ) | |&&&| | \_ \_// | |&&&| | [|^T^T/--B |&&&| | |[|_|_/^^^| |&&&| | |[____|============= |&&&| | |@@@@@@@]_________/ |&&&| | |L@@@@@@||] || |&&&| | ^][^^][^|| || |&&&| | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ |&&&| | Watterson | ASCII Text Rendition* by |&&&| |_1-27/94___|_Andrew_Chen_2-8-94_________|&&&| &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&| &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Here are a few of the Cunning Pikes. | -O_O- Cunning Pike W -O_O- King Cunning Pike + -O_O- Queen Cunning Pike | -O_-- Cunning Pike Winking | - -_- - Cunning Pike Sleeping ( ) --OO-- Cow Trying To Be A Cunning Pike } { } {{ }_O- Cunning Pike Hiding Behind Weeds }{ { | -O O- Shocked Cunning Pike o | -O_O- Cunning Pike With Necklace \o/ | --(O)-- Cunning Cyclops Pike ( Or Nuclear Sub MK2 ) | -@_@- Cunning Pike Having Seen Nuclear Sub | -X X- Cunning Pike Having Taken Something Illegal ~ | | | | | -( -( -O_O- )- )- Vibrating Cunning Pike | -O_O- | | -O_O- -O_O- Synchronised Swimming Pikes | -O_O- | -O_q- Cunning Pike With Monacle -- | -- -O_O- Cunning Pike On Skateboard -- ========== O O ____|____ | -O_O- | Limbo Dancing Cunning Pike __________________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |-O_O-| | | | | | | | |-O_O-| Acrobatic Cunning Pikes | -O_O- | | | | | | | | ^ ^ Cunning Pike On Stilts --------------| | | | | | | | | | -O_O- | | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--- Cunning Pike Doing The High Dive ____ ___________ | * | Pikes R | -O_O--- | Cunning ! | |___________| |___________| | | | -(|)- -(|)- -(|)- A School Of Cunning Pikes _ _ _ _ -O_O-O_O-O_O-O_O- -O_O-O_O-O_O-O_O- -O_O-O_O-O_O-O_O- Cunning Pike Wallpaper | -0_0-7 James Pond (The Pike Who Loved Me) /| | | | -O_O-| | | | | | | | | | | |_______________ | |_/_____________/ | | |_______________|/ Cunning Pike Pole Vaulting | | | | \ | / -O_O- / | \ Cunning Pike Disguised As Spider .. : . . . . . . . . .. . . * * . .. . . . . : . . . . . . . . . . . . *:. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... .. . . . . . . *. . . . :. . . . . . . . . . ./|\ . .. :. . | . . . ... . | . :. . . *. | . . . *. 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Just like your shoes..." -TG Hmmm ... at first glance I thought it was a female Viking cyclops. :-) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - *disclaimer: any valuable information above is credited to the OIS *department of central michigan university. any nonsense is mine -------------------------------------------------------------------- Phil Health Information phatch_slc_mentorg_com Fat . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0g Protein . . . . . . . . . . . 0g Calories . . . . . . . . . . 0 Official Content . . . . . . 0 . _ . _____________ |\_|/__/| / \ / / \/ \ \ / Happy Happy! \ /__|O||O|__ \ \ Joy Joy Joy! / |/_ \_/\_/ _\ | \ ___________/ | | (____) | || |/ \/\___/\__/ // _/ This signature brought to you (_/ || | ||\ In an association with: \ //_/ \______// GRITTY KITTY LITTER __|| __|| (____(____) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |___________________________________________________________________________ | | | Camille le Monihs de Sagazan | 8-bit cleanness test: i`hygbjnt{ko| | CNRS-LAAS - Bureau 28b | I@HYGBJNT[KO\ | 7, Avenue du Colonel Roche | FfWw+;':0).1<=> | F-31077 TOULOUSE CEDEX |__________________________________________ | E-mail:lemonies_droopy_laas_fr | | Tel:61 33 62 42 (bureau) | Sterility is hereditary: if your parents | 617 517 94 (chez moi) | didn't have children, neither will you. |________________________________|__________________________________________ _________/\_____/\ /\ __/\ ____________/\ /\______/(>-:-<)\_____/\ \ Chris Farrell \ / \/ \/ ____________ \/aka Arhnold MuscleHogger\ / MACC Operations \/ * / . . / / Ruler of Geravik /\ \ cfarrell_macc_wisc_edu \ / /___/\ /-----------\ /\_/--\ \__ cfarrell_picard_cs_wisc_edu/\ . . / \__/ \/ /\__/-\__/\ \/ __ _/ * \___________ . /\ . ___/ \______/_/\____/\__/ () () \__/ \/ . . + \___/ \___/ \ "We now return you to your own version\ + . . \________ of reality..." _______________/ OK, let's finish with another Peanuts cortoon someone posted. Like in the opening pic, I added the computer and words. This time it's Snoopy. __-----_. ______ / \ \ o O O _( )__ / | | \_---_ o._. _( )_ | | \ | |""""(_ Let's see... ) | | |@ | | (_ rec.pets.dogs _) \___/ ___ / | | (__ _) \____(____\___/ | | (________) |__| | | | / \-_ | | |' / \_ "__ _ !_!--v---v--" / "| |>) |""""""""| | _| | ._--""|| | _\_____________|_|_____||________|_ / \ /_____________________________________\ / \ /_______________________________________\ / \ /_________________________________________\ { } <_______________________________| | > {_______________________________| ________ < } / SNOOPY \ |_______________________________| /__________\ \|/ \\/ \||// |// \|/ |/ Hope you got a laugh. That's all for now. If you are interested in ASCII art, you can get a copy of my Scarecrow's ASCII Art Archive by ftping to ftp.mcs.com and cd mcsnet.users/jorn/ascii-art. The file is called Scarecrows.aa in Jorn's folder. And if nothing has made you laugh so far, here's an extra or two, a couple of my sigs. ___ _ ____ _ ___ / \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \ "Hey Rocky! | _|@ @ __ | Watch me pull some intelligence \________/ | | \________/ out of the internet!" __/ _/ "But that trick never works." /) (o _/ "This time for sure." \____/ boba_gagme_wwa_com ...:::::::... ..:::::=====:::::.. ..:::::=========:::::.. ..:::::==== |\ ===:::::.. ..::::==== /%#| ===::::.. ..:::=== |&@/ ===::::.. ..:::=== \| ===::::.. boba_gagme_wwa_com \ "The Internet is like a hurricane. One is a big \ \ \ \ \ \ \\\\ bag of wind, and the other's a weather phenomenon. \ \ \ \ \ \ \\\\ But I post anyway since they took away my crayons." ______________________________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________________________ The Scarecrow's Funnies This format and compilation as a whole is copyrighted by Glen Robbins. c1994 Glen Robbins This archive may be read and distributed non-commercially at no charge. The art is generally considered public domain, so use it as you want. 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