llizard as seen in newsgroups and/or chatrooms (r-y) by llizard (aka ejm) page 3 (r-y) running: ,^^%--- \_<_ \ > \ ______________ > _________ >,^ ________ / \/ ______ ejm97 \ salute: ,^^%--- /_< \ >| >| ||^^ ejm || scarf: ,^ ===%X^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ /\\ " " woolly scarf ----> // \\ ejm96 "' "' ,^ ejm97 ---%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / " " woolly scarf __ __ discarded; it's ----> //\\ _//\\ Spring at last! "' \\_// "' _ ,^ good thing I still ---%^//^\^^^^^^^^^ have my / // "\\ "__ woolly scarf! ----> ''' \\_//\\ Spring seems to have ''' ejm97 gone again scissors: snip, '. ha snip '. _ .^%--- ha ______'.(_)_< \ ha I'm not really allowed (__)_/> to have scissors... /\>,^ | ejm \ sh!: ,^%== sh! <___/ /> Don't tell anyone! / > > /|'^ ejm97 | \ sick: ____ __ice___\ ( ) ) pack / () ) )) ,^ ===@)@)^^^^^^^^^^^^^ " " ,^ ---%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ @( " " @@ @@ ______@___ ejm97 \________/ <----- good thing that basin is there. ,^,__ < \_^,\ < ^%--- < __ \@ ^^ \ / @' ejm97_____/__ @# | __#@_____ | \_______/ <---good thing that basin is there. singing: ___ \ \ ____ / | | \ () () \ / () () la ,^ la -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ejm97 la la / " " / skateboard: ,^^%--- ha __<_/ \ ha > ha >,^ / \ _\__\_ ejm97 o o skating: ,^^%--- ha __<__ \ ha __ < ha \_^,< \ / ejm97 -- skiing: _,^^%--- ha +----|<\/| \ ha I prefer crosscountry < | ha ^,< | \ | \ + ejm97 \/__/____ llizard aka ejm \ cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca \ \ / _.^^%--- \ / < \ Yikes! I don't think I like skijumping \ < \ <__ | \ \ \ \| \ \/ | \ \ | ejm97 \ \ `. _,^^%--- ha +----|<\/\ \ ha < \ ha <__ x Is it any wonder that I ejm ^^|_/____ prefer crosscountry? _____/___ I was skiing in ElkIslandPark (Alberta) one very cold winter’s day and met a young bison on the trail. _.-```'-,_ ,., ,-'` `'-.,_ /) (\ '`-. (( ) ) `\ _,^@@--- \) (_/ )\ +----|<\/| \ /| / / /` /_/ / | /) ' ,' / \ < | /-|/_/ /_7/ / . @\ @' ' ( / )) ^,< | | _/\ , / ,,`\ ( "` \ | \ + \Y, | \ \ | ```| / \_ \ ejm98 \/__/____ `)/ \ \ ) ( > ( > \ \( \( |/ |/ \ mic/dwb /_(/_( /_( /_( Many thanks to miK and Donovan for the bison drawing. ________________ _______| ') () () () | / * _________||) \ / !_'-__________._\ * ,| |_| ^ |)!|___|__| Y, ;`|_|_|/_\|_| /| `. / \,^^%---`. / <\/\ \ ; x >...\...' >,^ \ / | / x ejm ____\__\/ / sleeping: |\ | ^^^^%--- _ \ / | \ | " \ Y /-\ \/\/ | \| &_______& | | Z |_.^=---Z \_<__\Z__\ |\________\ |'\ ( \ '\ ` \ '\&_______\& '|________| ejm97 | | Z &_________Z_& | Z | |________Z__| \ .^=---Z\ |\ < \Z \ |'\_\/_>\______\ '\____/_______\ '\ \ '\ ( \ '\ ` \ '\&___________\& '|____________| ejm97 | | z ___ z _/ | z |_____| ===-^^> --- == \/ > [_____] __>,^ ejm97 | | //| | ___ _/ | huh? whaa- aa- tt??? |_____| ---@@^> --- == / _/ > [_____] __>,^ ejm97 | | //| | ___ z _/ | z |_____| z ,^> --- == ---= / > [_____] z / /__>,^ ejm | | //| | ___ z _/ | z |_____| z --- == z ,^\> [_____]z ---= __\>,^ ejm | | z / //| | ___ z _/ | z |_____| z --- == z [_____]z ---=^^^_\>,^ ejm | | z / //| | z z ___ z _/ | / z |_____| <^,=--- --- == / > [_____] /__>,^ ejm | | //| | ___ _/ | / *snort* |_____| |,^+--- --- == < \ Huh? Wha... t... t... t ??? [_____] __ \ > \ ejm98 | | __| /\/>,^ \ ___ _/ | |_____| /_,^^+--- --- == <\ \ Not much point in staying here... [_____] __ > \ ejm98 | | __| _ /\>^^ ---+^^._/ Night night! / /> / > > /|^^ ejm | \ _____________ | * . . | |. ( * *| |__*_____*__._|z ! ! z ---=^.| |..________z/ _>| ejm98 |:::::::::::|| | _____________ | )= | |"` | |______!______| I think I'll just stay here until tomorrow. |.^@@--- ! |<_ _\________..| ejm98 | ||:::::::::::| _____________ | )= | |"` | |______!______| z |.^=--- z ! |<_ \z________..| ejm | ||:::::::::::| _____________ | * . . | |. ( * *| |__*_____*__._| ! z |.^=--- z ! |<_ \z________..| ejm98 | ||:::::::::::| _____________ |/, //,/,///,/| |,/, ,/ / , //| |_//__,__/_,__| ! z |.^=--- z ! |<_ \z________..| ejm98 | ||:::::::::::| _____________ | * . . | |. ( * *| |__*___!_*__._| z |.^=--- z ! |<_ \z________..| ejm98 | ||:::::::::::| _____________ | * . . | |. ( * *| |__*___!_*__._| |.^@@=== ! |<_ __________..| ejm | ||:::::::::::| sneeze: /\ _ ,^^, /\ / \ < \_ ^=--- _ |_|| | | | < \ a h (_ | || | | | < __ \/ | | ^^ \ / \_/ ejm97 / snow and ice: * * * __.^^%--- * * \_==___ | |[]| (___)| ___ | =| ___ `. | ___ | =| ___ | * )|__|_( * );]==[( * )_|__|( * );] - - - - ________ / \ /_ ___ _ _\ |(_` | / \|_)| |._) | \_/| | ha ha / ha \________/ ha || ha \ || ha \ / || ---%^^')__|| < || < __ ^^ \ / ejm98 / c7w68 \ vv /_\ < < __|| ---%vv') || yg / \ || yg / || yg ___||___ yg / \ yg_yg _ \ |'_) | / \|_ | |(_,_|_\_/|_)| \ / \________/ ________ / \ /_ ___ _ _\ |(_` | / \|_)| |._) | \_/| | \ / \________/ || ,^^,__|| < \/ || < __ ^^ \ / / Never mind, too late... and I'm NOT ejm98 / ^%--- going to draw the secret handshake.... c7w68 \ v%--- ao!ua fo pLgm fyc zccLcf yguqzygkc'''' vv /_\ \ Nc^cL w!uq` foo lgfc''' guq I,w NOL < < /\ __|| `vv` || ___||___ / \ /_ _ \ |'_) | / \|_ | |(_,_|_\_/|_)| \ / \________/ ______ | / \ | ||STOP|| ,^%--- |_\__/_| __>_ \ --- == >/ [_____] __>,^ ejm98 | | //| | surfing: ~- -~-~- ,^^%--- ha -~-~-~ __<_/ \ ha -~-~-~- > ha -~-~-~-~ >,^ -~-~-~-~ / \ -~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~-~-~ \ \ -~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ejm 97~-~-~-~-~-~========-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ~-~-~ -~-~-~- sword: -)----- / / ,^^^%--- < / _ \ < \/ \ < (ejm) < \_/ ^'/\ ejm97 / | ,^^^%--- /< / _ \ My armor is only slightly tarnished / < \/ \ -----)- < (ejm) ^'/\ \_/ / | ,^^^%--- < /\_ \ hmmm \_ < \ what's _\) < that? \_ ^'/\ _/ `\ ejm98 / | ' `\ -')----- / / ha ,^^^%--- ha < / \ ha Look! < \ < _ ^'/\ _/ `\ ejm98 / | ' `\ -')----- / | ha ,^^%--- ha < / \ ha Did someone say "sword fight"?? < \ ^'/\ ejm98 / | ,^%--- |_< \ <\_')----- < ^'| \ ejm98 / | tennis: __ ,^^%--- o (##)==__<_/ \ I think I'll be ready for Wimbledon < next year.... >,^ |\_ ejm97 \ theatre: ___ .=={6_6}==. ===' (\_/) '=, / '== ,^^%--- < \ \ I love a good tragedy, don't you? ,=,< \__ =' '=={9 9}==. < /^\ '=== ^'|\ ejm97 / | /\ ==, ,^^%--- '===, ___ ,=====, < \ \ I love a '=={6_6}=' ___ '==== < \ good tragedy; (\_/),={9 9}==. < don't you? ===' /^\ '===, < '= ^'|\ ejm97 / | trashbin: _.~.__/ ,^%--- C(___) \_< \ Hey! This lamp looks ___&___ _/> perfectly good if I just } { > polished it.... } TRASH { >,^ } BIN { /| ejm97 }_______{ | \ tree: ### ##### #==%^#### (Heh, heh, they'll ###\#|#/###,^ NEVER ###\|/###^ find me here !!!) # }|{ # ejm97 }|{ umbrella: . _|_ Hey, I thought it was .-' '-. supposed to be spring! / \ ^^^^^|^^^^^ (Will this sleet never end???) | \_/ ______ "\ | MAIL |=%^^'> |_BOX__|__ / > || " > || > || > ejm97 _||_ '^ " _|_ .-' '-. / \ I'm scared! ^^^^^|^^^^^ What if it's | ,^ raining "very own" ---%^|^^^^^^^^^^^^ cats and dogs??? ejm97 / \_"/ " , // ,,/ ,.// ,/ ,// / /, // ,/,_|_// ,/ ,, , /, /,.-' '-. ,// /// , ,/,/ \ // ,,// ,/ , ^^^^^|^^^^^ ,// /// / // | ,^%--- , // ,/ ,, J\/< \|+'(` , |) ^ ||\|||\|/` | /,/ > || ,)// |\/-\|| ||| |\] . , /,/ > / , / /,, /|^^ . , // , / ejm \ \ ). / unicycle: ha ---%^^, ha / __>_/ ha > __>,^ \ / ~|\ |~ - ejm97 ( * ) - o o o ---%^^, / __>_/o o > o __>,^ \ / ~|\ |~ - ejm97 ( * ) - vampire: ha! No thank you, I don't drink *wine* ha! ,^ ha! ______%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ V V / " " ejm96 / viola: -#----- / ,^/^%--- < / \ the ultimate viola joke: < @@-'#= < \/ llizard playing the Walton < ^'|\ ejm97 / | Would you like to see more viola jokes? | / ___ -#----- ^ |/ \ \ ____ \ _ _ /_\ |\ / | | \ ===%^^^, / \ _ |> |_ / \| \ () () \ / =#-@@ / > \ <_ |\ |_ () () \/ > \_/ ___>,^ ejm97 //| | | / ___ -#----- ^ |/ \ \ ____ \ _ _ /_\ |\ _ / | | \ ===@@^, / \ _ |> |_ / \| \ // () () \ / _ _ > \ <_ |\ |_ Ow!Ow!Ow! // () () =#-(_X_)/ > \_/ /\_/\ // \/ > (@.@ )_.-._// ___>,^ > O < .-. ) ejm97 //| | |/ |/ -#----- \ I ===%^^^, REALLY =#-@@ / > should be \/ > practicing!!! ___>,^ ejm97 //| | ,^^^%=== < @@-'#= \_|_/ I really SHOULD be /< \/ _|etudes|_ practicing! ,/ < | -#----- | < | < | ^^ ejm 97 /|\ " ha | _ _ | / Hey! ha ---%^^,|(_X_)-#= ^ |/ Practice ha / /_|\/ _ _ /_\ |\ really does < / \ _ |> |_ / \| \ make perfect! < \ <_ |\ |_ ^^|\ \_/ ejm97 / \ new music: ha W | / ha ---%^^,|@@-#= ^ |/ These pitchforks ha / >|\/ _ _ /_\ |\ make VERY /_| / \ _ |> |_ / \| \ interesting sounds! < \ <_ |\ |_ < \_/ ^^|\ ejm97 / \ =#-@@,^^%--- \/<\ \ What??? > \, -----#- > > /|^^ ejm97 / \ my string quartet: ~~0 / Q @ /_oo-#= \_|_/ _|/_ .| \/ _|_|_|_ \_|_/ /( )_\ -#----- ||__ |, _|_|_|_ ;/_)_(_ | ha 0 / | |\\ /|\ |, _( ) _ _\,^%--- ha /_oo-#= /|\ / / /=#-(_X_) \ ha .| \/ _/ \_ \/ > ||__ |, ejm 98 |, ___>,^ | |\\ /|\ /|\ //| | My quartet gave a concert in April 1998 is playing in another one in April 1999. You can see the 1998 program and the 1999 program if you like. my quartet with a clarinet added: O ~~C / /_\ Q @ /_oo-#= ___ / |. _|/_ .| \/ ___ |_|_|__|| ___ /( )_\ ||__ |_|_| |,//| |_|_| ;/_)_(_ ha C / | |\\ |, /|\ |, _( ) _|_,^%--- ha /_oo-#= /|\ /|\ / / /=#-(_X_) \ ha .| \/ _/ \_ \/ > ||__ |, ejm 98 |, __>,^ | |\\ /|\ /|\ //| | my quartet with a piano added: ___ | | \ | | \ | | \_______ | | \ C __|_|____________) /\/ /____|____________) . / \_|_~~C /____________| C @ |/__ | /_oo-#= )( _|/_ | |\\ :| .| \/ \_|_/ )( /( )_\ -#----- ||__ _|_|_|_ \_|_/ ;/_)_(_ | ha C / | |\\ |, _|_|_|_ _( ) _ _\,^%--- ha /_oo-#= /|\ |, / / /=#-(_X_) \ ha .| \/ _/ /|\ \_ \/ > ||__ |, ejm 97 |, ___>,^ | |\\ /|\ /|\ //| | Actually, I’m very serious; I don’t fool around that much when we rehearse. I just got nervous for the drawing. _|_,^%--- =#-(_X_) \ \/ > ___>,^ ejm //| | _ _ ha =#-(_X_),^^%--- ha \/<\ \ ha > \, -->--#- /|^^ ejm / \ ,^^%--- /<\ \ / > \" > -#+---- /|^^ (\) ejm / \ (_) ---=^^^, rats / /> \ / >#/ >-#+---- /|^^(\) ejm / \ (_) ( ) X ( ) | # / ha \,^^%--- ha <\ \ ha > \, -->--#- /|^^ ejm / \ ( ) ( ) \ / \ # # ` / ha \,^^%--- ha <\ \ ha >/ > /|^^ ejm / \ windows: ___________ | _______ | | | =|=%^| | | |---+---| | | |___|___| | |___________| ejm o=(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=o !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-! ! ! , /___\` ! !! !!! , / | \` ! ! !! ,| | ` !!! !_,| |___|___|` `_! !-`| | | | |,-! !!!! | |^%=| ! !! !!!! |_,<|_,_| !!!! !!!!___________!!!! !!!!_ejm_______!!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! o=(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=o !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-! ! ! , /___\` ! !! !!! , / | \` ! ! !! ,|___|___` !!! !_,| |_______|` `_! !-`| | | | | |,-! !!!! | \ ,^%---! !! !!!! |__<___\| !!!! I'm glad the window !!!!___________!!!! was unlocked. !!!!_ejm_______!!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! o=(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=o !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-! ! ! , /___\` ! !! !!! , / | \` ! ! !! ,|___|___` !!! !_,| |_______|` `_! !-`| | | |,-! !!!! | ^^ /| ! !! !!!! |\/<_>/_| !!!! !!!!____/_`^%---!!! I'm getting stiff !!!!_ejm_____\_!!!! from all this climbing. !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! o=(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=o !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-! ! ! , /___\` ! !! !!! , / | \` ! ! !! ,|___|___` !!! !_,| |_______|` `_! !-`| | | |,-! !!!! | | ! !! !!!! |_____/_| !!!! !!!!______,^%---!!! I made it!!! !!!!_ejm__<__\_!!!! !!!! / < !!!! !!!! <_ !!!! !!!! ^^| \!!!! !!!! / !!!! o=(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=o !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-! ! ! , /___\` ! !! !!! , / | \` ! ! !! ,| | ` !!! !_,| |___|___|` `_! !-`| | | | |,-! !!!! | | | ! !! !!!! |___|___| !!!! !!!!______,^%---!!! !!!!_ejm_/<\_\_!!!! !!!! \< \ !!!! !!!! < !!!! !!!! ^^|\ !!!! !!!! / / !!!! o=(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=o !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-! ! ! , /___\` ! !! !!! , / | \` ! ! !! ,|___|___` !!! !_,| |_______|` `_! !-`| | | |,-! !!!! | ,^%---! !! !!!! |_\/>\_\| !!!! bye! !!!!____/\>__| !!!! !!!!_ejm__>____!!!! !!!! / ^^ !!!! !!!! \ !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! o=(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=o !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-! ! ! , /___\` ! !! !!! , /* | \` ! ! !! ,| *| * ` !!! !_,| |*__|___|` `_! !-`| | *| | |,-! !!!! |* | *| ! !! !!!! |__*|_/_| !!!! !!!!______,^%---!!! I just looked out the window and there IS snow!!! !!!!_ejm__<__\_!!!! !!!! / < !!!! !!!! <_ !!!! !!!! ^^| \!!!! !!!! / !!!! windsurfing: /| / | /_ | ,^^%--- ha /[_]| __<__ \ ha /____|) > ha ejm 97 / | >,^ / | / \ /_______| \ \ ~-~-~-~-~-~============~-~-~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~-~-~ -~-~ ~-~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ~-~-~ yikes!: !!! ^^^^%--- " \ yikes! To llizards (archery – fryingpan) To llizards (golf – poem) To llizards (running – yikes) ©ejm 1996-2000 PUBLISHED: 3 November 2015 FILED UNDER: ASCII-art