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(Everyone still humming the Mission Impossible theme?)

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Now for more of a time bomb...
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With the clock in front of it:

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This is me blowing up the house of the person who invented call-waiting..

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This is me nuking what's left of his house just to make sure...

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                                (:           :)
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                                      | |
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  /\                               ((/   \))





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------------------------------------------------------------------
Nuclear Explosion Mushroom.  by Bill March





       _.-._
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        \_/
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