#4788 THE NAPKIN INCIDENT (Thu, 2012 Aug 2)

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CAN I HAVE A NAPKIN                                            
                                                               
OKAY TOWEL                                                     
                                                               
OKAY HOSE                                                      
                                                               
OKAY BULLDOZER                                                 
                                                               
SEND FEMA                                                      
                                                               
WAIT                                                           
                                                               
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAH OKAY WE'RE GOING TO NEED THE PRESIDENT TO    
FEDERALIZE THE CALIFORNIA NATIONAL GUARD (PROBABLY OREGON'S AND
NEVADA'S TOO)                                                  
                                                               
OH WAIT NEVER MIND IT WAS JUST GAS