#4782 SOLVING THE SYRIAN CRISIS (Fri, 2012 Jul 27)

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    |           (__)  |   PRETTY SURE IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST CRANK CALL
    |                 |   BASHAR AL-ASSAD AND MADE HIM FEEL A LITTLE  
    | .-----.   .--.  |   BIT BAD THEN THAT WOULD JUST STOP ALL OF    
    | |     |  /    \ |   THIS UNPLEASANTNESS IN SYRIA                
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    | LI LI LI  |  |  |Oo                                             
    | LI LI LI  |  |  |`Oo                                            
    | LI LI LI  |  |  |  Oo                                           
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    | .------. /    \ |   oO                                          
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    | '------'  '-oO  |   oO                                          
    |          .---Oo |   Oo                                          
    |          ||  ||`Oo  oO                                          
    |          |'--'| | OoO                                           
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