#4696 RUSSIAN HEAVEN (Wed, 2012 May 2)

RUSSIANS WHO GO TO HEAVEN ENJOY A PARADISE WHERE        
EVERYBODY ELSE IS AS POOR, STUPID, AND DRUNK AS THEY ARE
                                                        
BECAUSE RUSSIANS DON'T STRIVE FOR SELF-IMPROVEMENT BUT  
ONLY TO MAKE THINGS SHITTIER FOR EVERY ONE ELSE         
                                                        
IT'S ONE OF THE BASIC PRINCIPLES OF COMMUNISM           
                                                        
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