#4634 NUCLEAR FOOTBALL (Thu, 2012 Mar 1)

                                                  
    THIS SUITCASE CONTAINS                        
    THE NUCLEAR FOOTBALL                          
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                      THIS ONE CONTAINS THE       
                      EMERGENCY BACKUP PORNOGRAPHY
                                                  
                      WHICH DO YOU THINK I'D      
                      GRAB FIRST IF THE NEWS CAME