#4365 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE (Mon, 2011 Jun 6)

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.___..-'.'    /       \    I HEREBY ANNOUNCE MY CANDIDACY FOR          
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        jgs   |_|   |_|    OOPS NEVER MIND I TOOK A NICE BIG DUMP      
               `.`-'.'     SO I HEREBY OFFICIALLY WITHDRAW MY CANDIDACY
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