#4214 THE CURIOUS INCIDENT WITH THE LAMP (Thu, 2011 Jan 6)

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       ' (    ' `  ;   MAN I SHOULD HAVE NEVER          
       `._o__/^;' ';   PUT ON SHOES AND LEFT THE KITCHEN
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