#4083 SLOPPY SECONDS (Sat, 2010 Aug 28)

                    KITTY !!!! STOP DIPPING YOUR PAW IN MY DRINK        
     (\   /)        AND THEN LICKING IT !!!! THAT'S DISGUSTING !!!!111  
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     \ @ @ /        I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR PAW HAS BEEN !!!11111       
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pils  ".^." `-.     WAIT NOW THAT I THINK OF IT ACTUALLY I DO:          
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   (((.\(((./( (    PROBABLY FINGERBANGING THAT POOR FILIPINO HOOKER    
        /.((("\ )   I HAVE LOCKED UP IN MY CLOSET RIGHT AFTER I HAD     
      ((("     "    MY WAY WITH HER, YOU SLOPPY SECONDS ASSHOLE OF A CAT
                                                                        
                    (NOTE: WHORE IS OVER 18 SO THIS IS TOTALLY LEGAL    
                    PLEASE DO NOT CALL THE COPS OR HER EMBASSY)