#3613 ANAL WEEK: THIS HANDY MACE (Fri, 2009 May 15)

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        |  \____  / |           THE FINAL WORD ON ANAL SEX!!!                      
       /|__/AMMA\/  |           WOMEN DO NOT ENJOY IT, IT FEELS LIKE HAVING        
     /AMMMMMMMMMMM\_|           TO TAKE A CRAP EXCEPT MORE HURTY AND DEMEANING     
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  |MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM|  /       IN PORN THEY SAY THEY ENJOY IT BECAUSE THEY ARE    
  |MMMM/. \MM.--MMMMMM\/        GETTING PAID                                       
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 /  |MMMMMMMMM\ |MMMMMM--/   \-.     IN REAL LIFE WOMEN SAY THEY ENJOY IT          
/___/MMMMMMMMMM\|MM--M/___/_|   \    BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID                       
     \VMM/\MMMMMMM\  |      /\ \/    AND YOUR DICK IS SMALL                        
      \V/  \MMMMMMM\ |     /_  /                                                   
        |  /MMMV'   \|    |/ _/                                                    
        | /              _/  /    AND THEN THEY GUILT YOU INTO BUYING THEM PRESENTS
        |/              /| \'    BUT YOU CAN HIT THEM WITH THIS HANDY MACE INSTEAD 
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