#3012 LIKE A FLUFFY WHITE SEMEN TOWELETTE (Sat, 2007 Sep 22)

I FINALLY FOUND A DIRTY SOCK FROM THE FLOOR THAT ISN'T     
ALREADY HARD AS ROCK AND TOO CRUSTY TO WIPE ME OFF PROPERLY
                                                           
I HAD TO CHECK BEHIND THIS HERE BIG MOUNTAIN OF CRAP       
                                                           
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