#3004 AGEIST (Fri, 2007 Sep 14)

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                   ( :(   .   .  ) .'     THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
                    '. :(   :    )       MUST BE AT LEAST 35 ?!?!?!?        
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                       ')   :   #@##       THAT'S CLEARLY AGEIST AND        
                      #',### " #@  #@      UNCONSTITUTIONAL !!!!!! EVEN     
                     #/ @'#~@#~/\   #      THOUGH IT'S IN THE CONSTITUTION  
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               @##;  `#~._.' ##@      \_      NOTE: ONLY A FUCKING IDIOT    
             .-#/           @#@#@--,_,--\      KID WOULD EVER USE SUCH A    
            / `@#@..,     .~###'         `~.    STUPID TERM AS "AGEIST"     
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       __/     &^^       ^#^##~##&&&   %     \_                             
      /       && ^^      @#^##@#%%#@&&&&  ^    \                            
    ~/         &&&    ^^^   ^^   &&&  %%% ^^^   `~._                        
 .-'   ^^    %%%. &&   ___^     &&   && &&   ^^     \                       
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