#2781 SENATOR FROM MASSACHUSETTS (Sat, 2007 Feb 3)

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    ) `"""";._/}     WHY CAN'T *I* BE A SENATOR FROM MASSACHUSETTS
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jgs  '--. .-.\       OH ONLY DOUCHEBAGS VOTE THERE HUH            
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